Goodbye, Opus Mine

In celebration of the upcoming Star Wars film, I give you this extremely geeky website dedicated to Princess Leia’s bikini: www.leiasmetalbikini.com. Enjoy!

In my neverending quest for fame, it was heartening to discover that I was quoted in an Oxfam newsletter.

And now the bad news….

Due to financial contraints, my publisher can no longer afford to keep all the copies of my first book in storage. So all but 200 copies will be pulped in 3 weeks. I have agreed to purchase much of the outstanding stock, but it still sucks to see one of my life’s greatest achievments literally reduced to its base elements.