Buttholes and Bacon

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My new slow-cooker is 0 for 2. I’ve tried beef curry and now turkey chilli. The results aren’t bad, they’re just not as good as the traditional method. Any slow-cooker suggestions from the ether?

Want to know why the French population is better informed than us? Might have something to do with their TV news anchors.

Want to know why the Japanese have better hand-eye coordination than us? Might have something to do with their video games, such as this one, in which the player tries to stick his finger up someone’s butthole. You know, this is what I always thought hunters should do to prove their manliness: don’t shoot animals, just sneak up on them and stick a finger up their buttholes. I know, I know, South Park thought of it, too.

You know that game about Kevin Bacon? Apparently Kevin Bacon has something to say about it. More importantly, Cousin Ajay sends us this online automated version. It’s erie. I’ve been trying obscure actor names all day and can’t seem to get more than 2 degrees separation from Kevin Bacon! (I even used my buddy Andrew Currie and he was only 2 degrees away!)

Finally, a creative way to raise money for charity. Some highschool kids are blasting their school with Hanson’s ‘Mmmbop” until someone gives them enough money to stop.