Pretending I’m Not Pushing 40



Greetings from New York, where I’m pretending to not be pushing 40. Immediately above is a pic of me flanked by my cousin Michele and my cousin-in-law Anita, as we extract sweet sweet cash from an ATM. Above that is a pic of my cousins Neil, Alvin and Michelle supporting my drunken ass as our ears are beaten by the sounds of the Bollywood-themed club, “Tonic”.

Off to be fed by relatives…