Hey You Kids, Get Out Of The Jello Tree!
Damn this flu. The problem with the flu shot is that you can’t get it when you already have the flu. And it’s only made available at the beginning of flu season. Problem, na?
At the break of dawn, I’m heading out to Alexandria, Ontario, to speak to the kids of Glengarry District High School on career possibilities in Epidemiology. Hmmm. Maybe I should dissuade them, just to minimize my competition?
I leave you with this: