One of the great joys in life is thinking up real or fantastical titles for porno movies, based on actual mainstream movies. Why? Why not? Here’s my list of favourites:
Sperms of Endearment
Mr Holland’s Penis
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Cum
Romancing The Bone
The Porn Identity (and its predictable sequels)
Riding Miss Daisy
Good Will Humping
Tango and Snatch
The Loin King
Splendor in the Ass
and the winner… Jurassic Pork
I’m sure you’ve got some of your own. Feel free to add them in the comments section.
…Oh, and to CJ/RL or whatever name it goes by now: yes, I’m fully qualified to make up fake porno titles. My credentials have been inspected and vetted by the international fake porno title federation. So stop fretting about my qualifications and go back to pleasuring your sorry self to my glowing words of wisdom.