Do NOT Watch This Video
Why the cute puppy, you ask? To cleanse your pallet, as it were. See, everyone and his twin cousin has been sending me to a certain internet site featuring a certain video with two certain women engaging in certain unbelievably repulsive acts. And yes, I will link to that video presently.
But I want to warn you first. See, I’ve seen a lot of disgusting things. Heck, I work in medical research. I’ve had my hands wrist-deep in various dead things. I’ve eaten a tuna sandwich with one hand while lifting a liver out of a torso with the other. I’ve eaten snake, rat, dog, various insects and any number of rotting things masquerading as village delicacies.
With the advent of the internet, I’ve managed to see physical acts heretofore only described in parlours of drunkenness, and then only in the context of urban myth. Sadly, like many of you, I’ve even witnessed actual murder on video, in the form of terrorists decapitating their victims.
But this…. this, my friends, has taken on a life of its own. A new bar has been set for disgustingness. I pray to Zod that no one raises that bar! Now, before I show you what all the fuss is about, let’s look at some of the reactions. This is my favourite reaction shot:
Overexposed comedian-turned-UFC-commentator Joe Rogan also has a reaction shot. You can view that here. Joe mentions another extremely disgusting video. He’s referring to the BME Pain Olympics. Do not click on that link, I beg of you.
Cousin Ajay sends us one of the better reaction shots, featuring Kermit the Frog. Here it is:
And now, my droogies, the time has come to show you what all the fuss is about. I warn you again, do not click on this link. You do not want to see this video. This is not a ploy. I am begging you not to do it. If for some reason you still choose to, make sure you rush back here and look at the pretty puppy again to remind yourself that baby Jesus still loves you. Here it is. I give you 2 Girls, 1 Cup.