A Whole Lot Of Nothin’
Ottawa E.R.s have the hottest doctoresses. That’s all I’m going to say on that topic.
Today’s Daily Perv Link (TM) part one is courtesy of Brad Parker who sends us an update on that dude who had sex with a bicycle. Why this is illegal is a mystery to me. Unless the bike pressed charges, that is.
Part two of today’s DPL(TM) isn’t really pervy, just kinda weird. Cousin Ajay sends us this sordid tale of a reformed dog-killing asshole having actually married a dog in penance.
Meanwhile, Mischa alerts us to the latest developments in Goreville. Seems the President-that-was -and -could-have-been has joined a venture capital firm, which to me is the biggest waste of his considerable heft and influence. Does this mean he’s not running in 2008? Um, no! In for a penny, in for a pound. I’m not giving up on Big Monotone Al just yet.
Brother Bhash sends us this tale of the CIA refusing to release documents about te JFK assassination. He sees it as proof of his wacky conspiracy theories. I see it as yet more evidence of the decay of the American legal and governance system, so long the model for the world. If government agencies can now simply refuse to comply with the edicts of Congress, with apparently no consequences, then the law no longer has any meaning; America –and, hot on its heels, other supposedly liberal democracies– is sliding into fiefdom.
The US Presidential campaign continues to slip into stupidity. D-Mack sends us this story about how people are all a-fluff over how big of a tipper Hilary may or may not be. And Barack Obama is having to defend his failure to freakin’ put his hand over his heart during the national anthem. Jesus Christ. As the waittress in the first story said,
“You people are really nuts,” she told a reporter during a phone interview. “There’s kids dying in the war, the price of oil right now — there’s better things in this world to be thinking about than who served Hillary Clinton at Maid-Rite and who got a tip and who didn’t get a tip.”
Happy belated Diwali (and, as Brother Bhash adds, “De Beaver”) to everyone. Seems my Aunt was featured in a New York news story about Diwali in Queens. Here’s the link and her pic (she’s the skinnier one):