Dog Stories

Update #2 (June 28, 2011): It concerns me greatly that an increasing number of people are entering the search terms “dog f**king stories” to get to this post. I’ve finally had enough and have changed the name of this post. At first it was kind of funny to mislead the repressed and perverse, but now it’s just concerning. Now please go and get some therapy; your bestial tendencies are an indication of something troubling and perhaps broken.

Update (July 23, 2010): This post has become, by far, the most visited page on any of my websites. Why? Because so many of you pervs are entering the search terms “dog f**king stories.”  Seriously? What the hell is wrong with you people?

“Say uncle!”

Thanks to Google Analytics, I took a brief look at the profiles of visitors to Deonandan.com. In this past month, I got about 2000 visits, half of whom came directly here, while the rest either got here from links or from search engine results.

It’s the latter that I find curious. Know what the top search terms leading people to Deonandia were? Can you guess? I would think “science”, “politics”, “epidemiology” or even “Guyana” might be at the top.

Nope. The #1 search term was “Winkypedia”, as a result of this post. Number two was “jello tree”, as a result of this post. And the number 3 search term leading people to this, the virtual presence of all things Raywat Deonandan is…. “dog f**king stories.”

That’s right. People come here, not to learn about my scholarly or literary pursuits, or to engage in political discussion, or even to be entertained by my frivolous thoughts about the state of science fiction. They come because they want to wank over “dog f**king stories”. My parents must be so proud.

On a similar note, do a Google search for “daily perv link” and see what comes up. Yes, I’ve made my mark on the Internet.

Other findings: The #5 top search term that brings people here is “wankmaster“, followed closely by “big cervix”. Number 10 is “how to summon a UFO”, while #17 is “ugly brides“. But my two favourites are #27 and #28: “light ass” and “must save porn“, respectively.

Of course, the interesting part isn’t that “light ass” and “dog f**king stories” lead people here. Rather, it’s that people are unironically typing “light ass” and “dog f**king stories” into their search boxes.

So, I want to make it clear: while I may speak and write profanely, this is not a porn site.  Nor do I advocate for the sexual exploitation of the vulnerable, and that includes animals.  So please don’t come here seeking that kind of titillation, or any kind, for that matter.

Please consult the Deonandan.com disclaimer.

In Other News…

Nasty Nicky B. is a much better writer than me. He has a nice post on the nature of democracy here.

George Bush believes Hillary Clinton will win the Democratic nomination and lose to a Republican. I can’t say I fault his reasoning. Hillary Clinton is poison to the Democratic party: a Republican Lite. Should she win the nomination (and I think she will), this fellow believes Obama should run as an independent.