Daily Twitter

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  • 09:13 : Twitter haiku #28 – "Name for my penis / Notorious B-I-G / (He’s not using it)" #
  • 11:26 @N00RA which one are you referring to? The latest penis one? #
  • 12:30 : Twitter haiku #29 – "Beware mohel-cum-chef / With limited meat supplies / Avoid the jerky" #
  • 13:56 : Twitter haiku #30 – "Three traffic tickets / In seventy two hours / No wonder I’m broke" #
  • 23:15 : Twitter haiku #31 – ""Just got a massage / From a blind therapist / But I saw her peek." #
  • 23:47 @grahamsanders I get all my sex advice from an 85 year old virgin #
  • 23:49 : Twitter haiku #32 – "Pope: don’t use condoms / I get all my sex advice / From an old virgin" #

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