Weekly Twitter Tweets


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Weekly Twitter tweets from deonandan, since:2009-05-30

: Twitter haiku 128 – “Misspelled particles / CERN’s large ‘hardon’ collider? / Sounds like gay porno”
Jun 9, 2009 05:51 PM GMT

: Twitter haiku 127 – “Brazil’yan speaker / So much like John Ralston Saul / Won’t shut the frakk up”
Jun 8, 2009 04:56 PM GMT

: I love John Ralston Saul, but I wish he’d shut the fuck up — I’m hungry and he’s holding up the reception!!
Jun 8, 2009 01:46 AM GMT

: Twitter haiku 126 – “i left Jamaica / Just to come to Winnipeg / What was I thinking?”
Jun 8, 2009 12:14 AM GMT

: Twitter haiku 125 – “Back in the airport / Hot security screener / Hope for a strip search”
Jun 7, 2009 04:57 PM GMT

: To wash the foul taste of the new Star Trek from my mouth, I’m watching old DS9 episodes.
Jun 6, 2009 05:54 PM GMT

: Twitter haiku 124 – “Trapped in tiny booth / In CBC studios / Await Nora Young”
Jun 5, 2009 07:55 PM GMT

: Twitter haiku 123 – “Streaming Spark’s podcast / Laptop batt’ries recharging / Yes, they’re re-volting”
Jun 5, 2009 01:14 PM GMT

: Twitter haiku 122 – “Shoddy computers / Make me miss the abacus / You could count on it”
Jun 5, 2009 05:45 AM GMT

: yes, I am alive.
Jun 5, 2009 12:31 AM GMT

: on 4 hour flight next to squirmy children. Oh joy.
Jun 4, 2009 05:16 PM GMT

: FB is truncating my brilliant mobile status updates! For shame!
Jun 4, 2009 04:34 PM GMT

: Twitter haiku 121 – “Rastafarian / Creator of his own God / Perhaps Ja-maker?”
Jun 4, 2009 02:26 AM GMT

: Twitter haiku 120 – “Wine and rum don’t mix / Downed with coconut water / Where is my Advil?”
Jun 3, 2009 06:10 AM GMT

: at reception at UWI campus at Mona. Oh my God. This place is paradise. (The booze helps).
Jun 3, 2009 12:16 AM GMT

: Twitter haiku 119 – “Morning in Kingston / Waiter asks if I slept well / I reply, ‘Ya, mon'”
Jun 2, 2009 11:21 AM GMT

: Jamaica. Arrived at 10pm. Now 11pm. Hotel doesn’t have room ready. Sending me elsewhere. No taxis. Did I mention giving a talk at 8am?
Jun 2, 2009 03:33 AM GMT

: I thought an Air Jamaica flight would leave on time? What was I smoking? Oh… Never mind.
Jun 1, 2009 10:10 PM GMT

: at Pierson airport. There’s an airbus A380-800 here. Holy crap, what a monster!
Jun 1, 2009 08:56 PM GMT

: Twitter haiku 118 – “Off to Jamaica / I’d always meant to go there / Guess it was ‘high’ time”
Jun 1, 2009 06:06 AM GMT

: Twitter haiku 117 – “This one’s taking time / If suggestions, please up-chime / (Haikus need not rhyme)”
May 31, 2009 10:50 PM EST