"Weekly" Twitter Tweets


Weekly Twitter tweets from deonandan, since:2009-10-19

Just discovered new late night snack: yogurt and maple syrup!
Oct 30, 2009 07:16 AM GMT · from API

Am in Toronto’s Chinatown and need a burrito fast. Quick! Someone send me a recommendation!
Oct 29, 2009 04:31 PM GMT · from API

Attending www.sciencepolicy.ca. So far not too impressed by the pomposity.
Oct 29, 2009 02:28 PM GMT · from API

I love attending these events with self-important people in suits. They’re always shocked that I’m actually on the guest list.
Oct 29, 2009 01:37 PM GMT · from API

:Twitter haiku 203 – “Declining fish stocks / Need monetary relief / Um… cash and release?”
Oct 29, 2009 01:11 PM GMT · from API

The 20 year old girl next to me on the Via train is in nicotine withdrawal and has never before heard the word “pancreas”. I
Oct 28, 2009 08:57 PM GMT · from API

Just watched UFC 104: even in an unreasonable victory, Lyoto Machida remains my karate hero.
Oct 28, 2009 07:22 PM GMT · from API

The girl next to me on the train just turned 20 and is complaining “that it’s all downhill from here”.
Oct 28, 2009 04:38 PM GMT · from API

Ray’s Rule #2: the finest physical pleasures all involve the movement of materials in and/or out of your body.
Oct 28, 2009 04:23 PM GMT · from API

Shall we put money on whether I contract H1N1 from a train full of unfit undergrads?
Oct 28, 2009 03:53 PM GMT · from API

:Twitter haiku 202 – “Founder of Turkey / To encourage during race / I cried, ‘At a Turk!'”
Oct 28, 2009 01:41 PM GMT · from dabr

Why are all my avocados spoiled?
Oct 28, 2009 03:12 AM GMT · from dabr

Just career counseled some keen high school kids at Encounters With Canada. Prepare for a new generation of foul-mouthed epidemiologists!
Oct 27, 2009 09:28 PM GMT · from dabr

Jon Anderson is 65. Soupy Sales is dead. Man, I feel old.
Oct 27, 2009 04:42 PM GMT · from dabr

Back in the Porter lounge. How long will we be delayed today?
Oct 27, 2009 12:58 PM GMT · from API

What’s the pt of flying Porter when they’re always an hour late, the ferry is never there when u arrive,and it takes 30min to get to the ttc
Oct 26, 2009 09:55 PM GMT · from API

Ray’s Rule #1: the more irrelevant a bureaucrat is, the more likely I will be forced to overhear his/her overly loud phone conversation.
Oct 26, 2009 08:25 PM GMT · from API

:Twitter haiku 201 – “Hillbilly baker / Who married his own sister / Makes finest in-bread”
Oct 26, 2009 06:09 PM GMT · from API

:Twitter haiku 200 – “Underground rivers / Bloat beneath Punjabi graves / Pushing up Desis”
Oct 24, 2009 10:34 PM GMT · from dabr

My superstar students redeemed themselves by (intellectually) kicking ass in today’s PBL sessions. It literally brought a tear to my eye.
Oct 24, 2009 05:01 PM GMT · from dabr

I went to Ikea and all I came back with was meatball breath.
Oct 23, 2009 11:38 PM GMT · from dabr

Ugh! Going to the gym when you have a migraine is not a good idea.
Oct 23, 2009 02:45 PM GMT · from dabr

Vodka, Facebook, UFC and an oven filled with chicken breasts. Who needs a social life?
Oct 23, 2009 12:17 AM GMT · from API

Doing my planks. I am the plankmaster!
Oct 22, 2009 07:57 PM GMT · from API

:Twitter haiku 199 – “Ageing is shocking / Just found my first grey chest hair / Sigh, I thought I’d dye”
Oct 22, 2009 11:50 AM GMT · from dabr

:Twitter haiku 198 – “Janet Jacksons boob / A tempest in a D-cup? / (Hey, I’m tryin’ here)”
Oct 21, 2009 07:51 AM GMT · from dabr

Why does my home smell like bacon?
Oct 21, 2009 12:28 AM GMT · from API

I need to dial back my awesomeness. It’s blinding some people.
Oct 19, 2009 at 5:13pm

:Twitter haiku 197 – “Vote on course titles / Democracy by fatigue / Won’t this meeting end?!”
Oct 19, 2009 at 3:15pm

Off to a staff meeting. Why do staffs need to meet?
Oct 19, 2009 at 1:57pm

I was stunned today to discover that my 4th year class didn’t know what NATO is. I feel old.
Oct 19, 2009 at 1:14pm

Yes, I taught. They were a good class today.
Oct 19, 2009 at 1:12pm

I don’t wanna teach today. I DON’T WANNA!
Oct 19, 2009 at 11:50am

:Twitter haiku 196 – “A 50s swing band / Bedecked in flow’ry dresses / Old time frock ‘n’ roll”
Oct 19, 2009 at 3:15am

I am once more a professional crastinator.
Oct 18, 2009 at 10:26pm