Weekly Twitter tweets from deonandan, since:2009-10-30
Am on Via train 47 to Toronto. Anyone else here?
Nov 23, 2009 10:04 PM GMT
Just gave my students a quiz. There were about 20 faces I’d never seen before!
Nov 23, 2009 06:06 PM GMT
There are white mushrooms growing in the soil of one of my houseplants. I pluck ’em, but they grow back. What should I do?
Nov 23, 2009 05:13 AM GMT
:Twitter haiku 213 – “Indian Jewish / Food stall in the capital / Serves best Delhi meat”
Nov 21, 2009 07:40 PM GMT
Why did U of T build a campus in Mississauga? What a ridiculous place.
Nov 20, 2009 11:14 PM GMT
I tells ya, the Starbucks in Brockville has consistently the best service on the continent.
Nov 20, 2009 06:20 PM GMT
Compelled to use the toilet at the Montreal bus station. Good thing my vaccinations are up to date.
Nov 20, 2009 04:06 AM GMT
Heading onto Via train 36 to Montreal. Anybody else on here?
Nov 19, 2009 07:25 PM GMT
At a seminar for new professors. Man, what a weird looking bunch. Wait, is that a mirror?
Nov 19, 2009 03:23 PM GMT
Trapped alone with bacon, gin and pie… must… fight… urge….
Nov 18, 2009 11:37 PM GMT
:Twitter haiku 212 – “New Age bakery / Avoids all gluten and wheat / Uses spelt checker”
Nov 18, 2009 09:41 AM GMT
:Twitter haiku 211 – “Frankenstein’s monster / Sloppy job, too few organs / Heart wasn’t in it”
Nov 17, 2009 02:08 PM GMT
In the UFC, is the nipple pinch a legal technique?
Nov 17, 2009 02:33 AM GMT
:Twitter haiku 210 – “Punjab commando / Torn ‘tween piety and war / To Sikh and destroy?”
Nov 16, 2009 05:53 AM GMT
:Twitter haiku 209 – “Hindu cooking store / Sells hemp and betel nut, too / Deals in pot and paan”
Nov 15, 2009 02:57 PM GMT
What? Bread fried in butter and maple syrup is FATTENING?!
Nov 13, 2009 8:33am
Hmm. Iced tea and gin. Whaddya think?
Nov 12, 2009 4:07pm
:Twitter haiku 208 – “Eager to produce / So much that it seems I skipped / Haiku two-oh-five”
Nov 12, 2009 8:48am
OMG…. All-u-can-eat late night sushi! Do mine eyes deceiveth me?
Nov 11, 2009 8:44pm
:Twitter haiku 207 – “Cooking a stirfry / Whilst chatting on the cell phone / A wokkie talky?”
Nov 10, 2009 10:01pm
I’ve got some jib that needs cutting
Nov 10, 2009 4:16pm
I need to lose weight. But which to give up, the booze, bacon or burritos???
Nov 10, 2009 1:53pm
Uh oh. I think I just bleached a black shirt.
Nov 10, 2009 9:18am
Finally home, rested and not headed anywhere. Long night of TV watching ahead…
Nov 9, 2009 7:40pm
“Is it true that fat kids never get kidnapped?” -Levi Johnston (unironically)
Nov 9, 2009 10:41am
Porter Air have redeemed themselves. Got to the airport early, so they put me on the earlier flight at no extra charge. That’s service!
Nov 9, 2009 7:57am
:Twitter haiku 206 – “National airline / With one robotic captain / A pilot project?”
Nov 8, 2009 11:04pm
Unironic public health sign above the urinal at the U of Ottawa: “Ottawa’s health is in your hands”
Nov 6, 2009 12:54pm
Mistakenly referred to Lord Beaverbrook as Lord Beaverbreath. Hmm.
Nov 6, 2009 8:59am
Irony: chain-smoking, crap-eating, hard-drinking, pollution-drenched people complaining the flu vaccine “puts toxins in their bodies”
Nov 5, 2009 4:41pm
Memo to Facebook: Stop adding new shit until you fix the old shit.
Nov 5, 2009 8:58am
On via train 44 from Toronto to Ottawa. Anyone else here?
Nov 4, 2009 12:26pm
Ben Johnson should light the Olympic flame. Yeah, I said it
Nov 4, 2009 10:57am
Just discovered a new sandwich: banana, peanut butter… and maple syrup! Yes!
Nov 4, 2009 7:23am
Memo to meeting attendees: “introduce yourself” does not mean “give impromptu 20 min lecture”
Nov 3, 2009 11:17am
:Twitter haiku 204 – “If telling dick jokes / In a penitentiary / Um… penile humour?”
Nov 2, 2009 11:56pm
Crashing reception of Ontario Public Health Association. Never seen so many hand sanitizers!
Nov 2, 2009 7:25pm
Just met Lt Gov General David Only. What a great guy.
Nov 2, 2009 7:04pm
Crashing a reception on 2 hours sleep. Will I say anything foolish?
Nov 2, 2009 6:21pm
Back in T’ranna. fifth time in 8 days.
Nov 2, 2009 4:03pm
Back on a plane. Sigh.
Nov 2, 2009 2:41pm
Airport deli checkout girl just asked mem “For here or to go?” I’m in a freakin’ airport! Where can I go?
Nov 2, 2009 1:52pm
Uhoh. My Datarock suit turned all my laundry red.
Nov 2, 2009 1:09am
Workout is done, bacon is spitting on the George Foreman grill, and wrestling is on TV. This is what Sunday was made for.
Nov 1, 2009 12:49pm
Hungover (again). Off to the gym, then shopping for discount bacon.
Nov 1, 2009 9:36am
There was a trick-or-treater dressed in a hijab. So, was she wearing a costume or no?
Nov 1, 2009 12:43am
Greetings from Hallowe’en party #2 somewhere in the heart of Ottawa. Lots of H1N1 costumes. Snore.
Nov 1, 2009 12:42am
Gots to squeeze in an emergency nap before Hallowe’en party #2
Oct 31, 2009 5:21pm
Reliving last night by listening to the whole Datarock discography on the train.
Oct 31, 2009 12:33pm
Am on Via 44 to Ottawa. Anyone else here?
Oct 31, 2009 11:58am
Too much travel. I woke up this morning with no idea where I was or where I was supposed to go.
Oct 31, 2009 9:10am
Am @ Sanders’ costume party… Hey there are Facebook people here! They’re real!
Oct 30, 2009 8:41pm
Why do the donuts taunt me so? http://brizzly.com/pic/C1J
Oct 30, 2009 5:17pm