"Weekly" Twitter Tweets


Weekly Twitter tweets from deonandan, since:2009-12-10

:Twitter haiku 227 – “Downsides of Christmas / Fat man breaking into house / Reindeer shit on roof”
Dec 26, 2009 12:52 AM GMT

:Twitter haiku 226 – “Garden of Eden / Built December twenty four / First chick: Christmas Eve”
Dec 24, 2009 04:55 PM GMT

:Twitter haiku 225 – “A supermodel / Has turned necrophiliac / Victims: lucky stiffs”
Dec 22, 2009 08:39 PM GMT

Abercrombie & Fitch: the whitest place on Earth.
Dec 22, 2009 07:13 PM GMT

One benefit to having a cold: built-in excuse to drink brandy.
Dec 21, 2009 09:22 PM GMT

:Twitter haiku 224 – “Keen on good grammar / Santa’s elf got new title / ‘Subordinate Clause'”
Dec 21, 2009 03:59 AM GMT

Almost bought a real life medical reference book until I realized, “hey, this is why God and Al Gore invented the internet!”
Dec 20, 2009 07:23 PM GMT

Had long talk with Sudanese cab driver about battle of Khartoum, Gordon-pasha, the Mahdi and Lord Kitchener. Erudition lives… in cabbies.
19 December at 17:23

I am a banana!
19 December at 11:19

Am proctoring my 4th year exam right now and Facebooking at the same time. Ah what glorious times we live in.
19 December at 09:34

:Twitter haiku 223 – “Christmas in da ‘hood / Santa frontin’ like a pimp / Chanting, ‘Ho, ho, ho!'”
19 December at 00:06

:Twitter haiku 223 – “Homeless hedonists / Wand’ring explorers of flesh / Hobosexuals?”
15 December at 17:54

Drunken massages are overrated if you’re too numb to enjoy it… Unless it’s the masseuse who’s drunk!
14 December at 18:35

Am drunk at Nordik spa in Quebec, awaiting my overpriced massage. Ahhh, hedonism.
14 December at 16:49

:Twitter haiku 222 – “Once told a girlfriend / I was multi-orgasmic / She said, ‘Come again?'”
12 December at 18:30

Overdosing on TED lectures.
12 December at 16:05

A morning of weak coffee, strong eggs, no email, and the Temper Trap on a loop. Yet the tweets keep coming.
12 December at 10:11