"Weekly" Twitter Tweets


Weekly Twitter tweets from deonandan, since:2009-12-28

Now the canned ravioli is giving me a headache πŸ™
Jan 5, 2010 06:52 AM GMT

:Twitter haiku 233 – “Oil prices rising / Consumers bent over pumps / Screwed in the gas hole”
Jan 5, 2010 04:29 AM GMT

Canned ravioli?!! What was I thinking?
Jan 5, 2010 03:24 AM GMT

Hmm. My plants are alive, but it smells like something died in my condo. Wait… did I have a pet?
Jan 4, 2010 06:19 PM GMT

Amazed by the rudeness of line-budding Americans at PorterAir this morn. Yes they’re all Americans. I checked!
Jan 4, 2010 03:20 PM GMT

:Twitter haiku 232 – “Only get aroused / While reading The Odyssey / Homersexual?”
Jan 4, 2010 02:53 PM GMT

:Twitter haiku 231 – “Tough economy / I even tried turning tricks / But I got laid off”
Jan 4, 2010 05:18 AM GMT

My houseplants have been untended for almost 3 weeks now. have they been overrun by mushrooms? HAVE THEY?!!
Jan 2, 2010 10:05 PM GMT

:Twitter haiku 230 – “Cutting back on porn / Excessive masturbation / Getting out of hand”
Jan 2, 2010 07:38 AM GMT

:Twitter haiku 229 – “A philologist / Made love to a female sheep / His students cried, ‘Ewe!'”
Jan 1, 2010 07:31 PM GMT

*hic*
Jan 1, 2010 07:39 AM GMT

:Twitter haiku 228 – “Afghan accounting / Has now been prohibited / Known as ‘tally ban'”
Dec 31, 2009 06:45 PM GMT

So where should I spend New Year’s? Toronto or Ottawa?
Dec 30, 2009 07:24 AM GMT