Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2010-05-24

  • :Twitter haiku 269 – “Worst kind of pervert / Likes his four-legged friends young / Quadropedophile?” #
  • in a coffee shop overhearing inane conversation of teenage girls. somebody kill me. #fb #
  • A year late, but here’s my review of the Battlestar Galatica finale: http://bit.ly/bKq2M3 #
  • Aliens suck. http://bit.ly/cHlSVk #
  • I think I might have slept 36 hours last night #fb #
  • McDonald’s for breakfast. What was I thinking? #fb #
  • Nothing says procrastination quite like a squeaky clean condo #fb #
  • A $12,000 visa bill? Excuse me, I have to lie down now. #fb #
  • Facebook profile photo uploader is working again! Now where did I leave my photoshop…. #fb #
  • Zod loves me, reason #712 a consulting contract gets cancelled, yet they still ask for my invoice. #fb #
  • Infidelicious: http://bit.ly/dgB063 #
  • Zod laughs at me, example #413 trying to live a low carb lifestyle while living between two excellent bakeries. #fb #
  • Is it sad or just efficient that my breakfast consists of a spoonful of peanut butter? #fb #