Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2010-06-28

• Enjoying a "wolf & goat" BURRITO from Bandidas in Vancouver. Mmmmmmmmm. #fb #
• :Twitter haiku 273 – "As the giving crab / Said to the greedy lobster / Don't be so shellfish" #fb #
• today's hangover breakfast: turkey cranberry bacon hash #fb #
• Two mojitos, one double espresso and a plate of fries do not a meal make #fb #
• I'm wearing cufflinks! #fb #
• The full text of "Surely You're Joking, Mr Feynman" is avalable at http://www.gorgorat.com/ #fb #
• :Twitter haiku 272 – "Penis extension / Versus a vasectomy / Makes a vas deferens" #fb #
• Bankoobah, babies! #fb #
• the last remaining perk for the single frequent flyer : the exit row window seat. oh yeah. #fb #
• if you have to line up for half an hour to drop your bags off, what's the point of the self-check-in kiosks? #fb #
• I would rank the "suit bag" among humankind's worst inventions. #fb #
• Finished 2009 taxes (1 pers, 1 corporate, 1 sole prop, 1 part'ship, 2 GST accts) & 2007 & 2008 Ont corporate. Guess I was a little late #fb #
• Oh, eHarmony, why are you matching me with trannies in Papua New Guinea? #fb #
• A dude filming his fish tanks during the Ottawa earthquake. I think he needs friends. #fb http://bit.ly/aDGe7x #
• The epicentre was about 50km North of Ottawa, magnitude 5.2 Mb. (via http://bit.ly/9LFbEt) #fb #
• yes that was indeed a tremor. #fb #
• I'm on a muthafrackin' train #fb #
• on VIA train 47 to Toronto, first class seat 3A. Anyone else here? #fb #
• how come men in suits never have indoor voices?! #fb #
• Inbox down to 30. Must be a record. #fb #
• Doing overdue taxes at 3:AM. Yayyy. #fb #
• Attention grad students: IDRC paid internships! #fb http://bit.ly/cHmaWH #
• Need a new status update #fb #