Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2010-08-09

  • re: UFC 117…. HOLY SHIT! #fb #
  • Dear Anderson Silva, please beat the snot out of Chael Sonnen tonight. Thanks. #fb #
  • Tonight I will be judging a slam poetry contest at the ROM. Come by if you can: http://bit.ly/9SbwCv #fb #
  • Beer and leftover curry for breakfast. Life is good. #fb #
  • Cleaning the lint trap is the most zen part of the laundry experience #fb #
  • Finally home alone… with curry, laundry and all my backlogged downloaded TV shows. Heaven. #fb #
  • The airport just paged "Mr. Poo". Hee hee. #fb #
  • Wahhh! I wanna get off this plane! #fb #
  • Still sitting on the tarmac an hour later, even though the thunderstorm is over >:-( #fb #
  • stuck on the tarmac at ottawa airport in a thunderstorm #fb #
  • :Twitter haiku 276 – "Massage therapist / Complimented my man-boobs: / 'They're pectacular!'" #fb #
  • Enjoying my first taste of potable tap water in over a month! #fb #
  • Back #fb #
  • en route back to Canada with black skin, burned shoulders and a new set of intestinal microflora #fb #