Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2010-08-16

  • Look, you "make" a decision. You don't "take" one. Sheesh. #fb #
  • Happy birthday, India. Off to the High Commissioner's shindig! #fb #
  • "I have had it with these muthaf**king snakes on this muthaf**king plane!" #fb #
  • Ravioli, iced tea and Snakes On A Plane. Friday night home alone begins…. now. #fb #
  • When my massage therapist put suction cups on my glutes to "mobilize stagnant blood", I remarked, "you're sucking fluid from my ass?" #fb #
  • I think we might have broken the Facebook record for most birthday greetings on a single page! #fb #
  • Awkward moment: almost get run over by a bad driver, shout expletives at him… then run into him on the elevator! (Awkward for him) #fb #
  • Interesting that the first birthday cards to arrive were from my chiropractor and insurance broker. #fb #
  • First hours of my birthday: a humongous BLT, gourmet espresso, phone turned off, and 3 episodes of Top Gear. #fb #
  • 43. At least the digits add up to lucky 7. #fb #
  • Just bought a new stud finder. Testing it out on myself. I think it needs new batteries… #fb #
  • Today was a metaphor for life: I got many things done, but none of the things I was supposed to get done. #fb #
  • It's true. I'm watching a Glee marathon tonight. Don't judge. #fb #
  • Finally found a burrito place in Ottawa: Burrito borracho, 105 clarence st #fb #
  • Enjoying the new BBC show "Sherlock". No shit. #fb #
  • Tonight I'm eating vegetables from my own garden. I'm a farmer! #fb #
  • Most of my work travels are done and I can finally enjoy my home… and I have a cold? WTF? #fb #