Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-01-03

  • A billion things overdue, yet here I am reading a comic book #fb #
  • Robax and brownies: poor man’s heroin #fb #
  • I’m at Heart & Crown – Market (67 Clarence St., at Parent Ave, Ottawa) http://4sq.com/ehMkGB #
  • Today would have been Isaac Asimov’s 90th birthday #fb #
  • How do I pull a muscle just by watching TV? #fb #
  • First meal of 2011: Cinnamon French toast! First movie: Daybreakers. #fb #
  • Attention chicks on dating sites: “patio” is neither a verb nor a hobby. #fb #
  • It’s now 11:11 on 1/1/11 #fb #
  • No hangover! Whooooo! #fb #
  • *hic* #fb #
  • Hmmm, what last minute thing do I need to do before going out drinking? I know: eat some fried bread! #fb #
  • Tonight is what we Guyanese call “Old Year’s Night”. Screw this “New Year’s Eve” business. #fb #
  • Eating sushi in my underwear. Why is the sushi wearing my underwear? Don’t ask. #fb #
  • Last real meal of 2010: take-out sushi! #fb #
  • There’s a gaggle of bald middle-aged women in my condo building. A party for cancer patients? Hare Krishnas? THX-1138 fan club meeting? #fb #
  • Off to the liquor store. I wonder if it’ll be busy? #fb #
  • Back in Ottawa: watered the plants, filled the humidifer, filled the Brita pitcher, made a pot of tea – how much water does one man use? #fb #
  • I’m at Ottawa Macdonald-Cartier International Airport (YOW) ✈ (1000 Airport Parkway Pvt, Ottawa) w/ 3 others http://4sq.com/dX5g2d #
  • Attention Mobilicity users: getting no signal love at Billy Bishop airport. Relying on free wifi only! #fb #
  • Attention: “momentarily” means “lasting but a moment” and NOT “in a moment”. Got it? #fb #
  • I’m at Billy Bishop Toronto City Airport (YTZ) ✈ (Toronto Islands, Toronto) http://4sq.com/fRx203 #
  • I’m at Starbucks (604 Danforth Ave, DL, Toronto) http://4sq.com/gNUkKp #
  • I know I’m out of shape when getting out of bed tires me out #fb #
  • Why is the History Channel showing Steven Seagal movies? #fb #
  • Just bought an entire suit for $20. How do YOU spell classy? #fb #
  • Mmmmm extra large chicken (@ Big Fat Burrito) http://4sq.com/fTW26a #
  • I’m at Church Street Diner http://4sq.com/emQkGt #
  • If Youtube comments are the nadir of human intellectual achievement, then IMDB comments aren’t too far behind #fb #
  • I’m at Jetfuel Coffee (519 Parliament Str, Carlton Str, Toronto) http://4sq.com/hkI5fd #
  • Should I take Porter or Via back to Ottawa? And why can’t I decide? #fb #
  • I’m at Square @ Pacific Mall http://4sq.com/gEPTk2 #
  • Woke up this morning with a burning desire to shave my ears. Ahhh, middle age. #fb #