Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-01-17

  • :Twitter haiku 285 – "Don't feel too badly / Half the people in the world / Are below average" #fb #
  • This guy is watching the golden globes: http://bit.ly/i5Vqne #fb #
  • Must… fight… temptation… to… procrastinate by cleaning my condo 🙁 #fb #
  • Looking at another all-nighter 🙁 #fb #
  • I'm at Louis Pasteur (LPR) – University of Ottawa (129 Louis Pasteur, Ottawa) http://4sq.com/hZdkjQ #
  • One grant application done… and it's only 3:47am. Time for a Stargate break. #fb #
  • Just re-wrote the same sentence in a grant application six times. #fb #
  • I'm at Marroush International (380 Elgin Street, Gladstone, Ottawa) http://4sq.com/hCYpyA #
  • Another lecture? (@ Centre Universitaire Jock-Turcot University Centre) http://4sq.com/fB1od0 #
  • :Twitter haiku 284 – "Confucious (not) say / Two can live cheaply as one / But for half as long" #fb #
  • :Twitter haiku 283 – "All lovers should know / Fastest way to a man's heart / Is through the rib cage" #fb #
  • "There is no 'I' in 'Team', but there are four in 'Platitude-Quoting Idiot'" #fb #
  • Seems I've found those 10 lbs I lost over the holidays 🙁 #fb #
  • I'm at University Of Ottawa – Health Sciences (43 Templeton St, Ottawa) http://4sq.com/hYBkuT #
  • I'm at Louis Pasteur (LPR) – University of Ottawa (129 Louis Pasteur, Ottawa) http://4sq.com/g3WwdY #
  • I want to be an Ophiuchus #fb #
  • Did anyone else giggle the first time they saw the name, "Coriolanus"? #fb #
  • "Bacon is the food that makes other food worth eating." -random character on Stargate Atlantis #fb #
  • Back in the orifice 🙁 (@ University Of Ottawa – Health Sciences) http://4sq.com/ihJRMD #
  • I'm at Louis Pasteur (LPR) – University of Ottawa (129 Louis Pasteur, Ottawa) http://4sq.com/gW15kS #
  • Hmm. 45 minutes until my next meeting. Just enough time for a Stargate rerun… #fb #
  • I'm at University of Ottawa – university centre http://4sq.com/ffO0eb #
  • I think my new porn name will be "Dick Tater" #fb #
  • Epi students, do I really need to write a lecture for tomorrow morning, or can I just tell jokes for 90 minutes? #fb #
  • I'm at Sir John A Pub (284 Elgin St, Ottawa) http://4sq.com/gfPUkW #
  • ZOMG my default search engine was set to "Bing" and not "Google" this past week and I didn't even notice! What does this mean?! #fb #
  • Why is there a lemon in my shoe? #fb #
  • Harbourfront Centre has a call out for artists' submissions: http://on.fb.me/fRfdTk #fb #
  • Late for a radio interview. I don't have to shower and shave for radio, do I? #fb #
  • All right, all right, I'll get my flat brown ass to the gym already. #fb #
  • Zod Almighty! My email inbox is down to a single screen!! #fb #
  • Hulk smash. #fb #
  • RT @ebertchicago: The more I see of 3D, the more think of it as a way to charge extra for a dim picture. #
  • Just discovered "Pryde of the X-Men". Great animation, crappy dialogue and stories. #fb #
  • I'm at Somerset Gardens (138 somerset, Ottawa) http://4sq.com/h7FGkX #
  • I'm at Starbucks (326 Elgin St, at Lewis St, Ottawa) http://4sq.com/g2VPF8 #
  • D'ohh! Forgot to take note of 11:11am on 1/11/11. #fb #
  • I'm at Catherine street Chiropractic http://4sq.com/gwDvsp #
  • Re-watching the old 90s X-Men TV show. #fb #
  • I'm at Somerset Gardens (138 somerset, Ottawa) http://4sq.com/gdjJvl #
  • I'm at Harvey's (216 Elgin St, Ottawa) http://4sq.com/e4Nz4z #
  • I'm at University of Ottawa – Roger Guindon Campus (451 Smyth Rd, Ottawa) http://4sq.com/hr4lI2 #
  • Guess which night-owl professor has to teach a class Monday mornings at 8:30am? #fb #