Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-02-14

  • Just watched Fedor lose. Wow. #fb #
  • Just ordered me some TekSavvy. Bye bye, Rogers, you unresponsive prick of a company #fb #
  • :Twitter haiku 291 – “God of Babylon / Twice cloned, single reprisal / Three Baals and one strike” #fb #
  • One of the nice things about condo living is being able to hear the suckas shoveling snow outside in the frakkin’ cold. #fb #
  • Condo is now spotless. You know what that means: grants and papers are not getting written! #fb #
  • Hulk smash #fb #
  • Re-watching the first season of the new Avengers cartoon. Yes, yes, and I’m writing, too… #fb #
  • Start your day right with power yoga, a handful of Rolaids and half a pound of bacon #fb #
  • Bah #fb #
  • I’m not fat. I’m just short for my weight. #fb #
  • How could anybody not like lettuce? #fb #
  • One easy grant done, two difficult ones to go. #fb #
  • How is it possible that there’s a live worm crawling across my 6th floor condo floor in the dead of winter? #fb #
  • Just bought $100 worth of comic books on Ebay. What was I thinking? #fb #
  • Hmm, I was just wondering. Is Hosni Mubarak still the President of Egypt? Hmm. http://ismubarakstillpresident.com/ #fb #
  • I can’t hear “Mubarak” without thinking “moobs” #fb #
  • Just spent 20 min trying to figure out if the person for whom I’m writing a letter was ever really one of my students. #fb #
  • What a surprise. My Via train from Toronto is running TWO HOURS late. #fb #
  • On a 5 hour train trip surrounded by loud talkers who have nothing to say, but who say it frequently #fb #
  • Inbox under 100 again… but it’s gonna explode again at 9:AM when all the offices open 🙁 fb #
  • I’m at Quesada Mexican Grill (200 Bloor St W., at Avenue Rd., Toronto) http://4sq.com/hsPnJ7 #
  • I’m at Big Fat Burrito (112 Dundas St W, at Bay, Toronto) http://4sq.com/dJ2OPx #
  • Ah, Google. You rock my world. http://bit.ly/gWHeoH #fb #
  • Yayy! Screaming 2 year old on the train. Lucky me. #fb #
  • Know what’s funny? Serious-faced goateed teens doing the single-fist chest double-tap and a “bro hug” –unironically. #fb #
  • Silly Canadians. Always lining up for the train, even when there’s reserved seating. #fb #
  • About to get on Via train from Ottawa to Toronto. Anyone else here? #fb #
  • Random trivia of the day: King Abdullah was once on Star Trek! http://bit.ly/fogHre #fb #
  • My 90 minute lecture was 40 min long. #fb #
  • Uh oh…. running late for my 830am class. Don’t nobody go nowhere! #fb #