I’m adding a new feature on this site: obscure historical figures of the day!
Today’s Obscure Historical Figure is Edmond Albius who, as a 12 year old African slave, developed a process for hand-pollinating the vanilla plant, thus breaking the Mexican monopoly on the spice and transforming the world’s economy.
In Other News…
As I posted on Facebook today, Tits are Bouncing Back! This gives me the excuse to post the following animated GIF of bouncing tits:
In Other Other News…
I’m getting tired of crotchety old commentators criticizing the fashion choices of tribal peoples. I’m talking about choices like this dude’s:
Yeah, it might look weird to us. But you know what else looks weird? This chick:
Here name is Priscilla Caputo and she is one of many North Americans addicted to plastic surgery. And she used to look like this:
So there’s plenty of weirdness to go about, people.