Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-04-04

  • Now Rogers has charged me $100 for a modem I already returned to them. Can I hate this company any more than I already do? #fb #
  • It's ironic that neither the tit nor the booby is a mammal. #fb #
  • Every Saturday, I try to listen to CBC Radio One. And every Saturday, I recoil in horror back to BBC. #fb #
  • Torture: completing a 2 hour pre-breakfast workout while bacon fries in the adjacent room 🙁 #fb #
  • Another grant application submitted… 3 minutes under the wire! #fb #
  • Dear Grand Challenges people: I'm not impressed that your website is down, just when my supporters are trying to vote for my project! #fb #
  • Got my inbox under 100 before 8:30AM! #fb #
  • Just watched "Runaway Train". Badass movie. Amazed it's already 25 years old. #fb #
  • "Squirmish" is trending #fb #
  • "If you're interested in learning more about torture, follow an immigrant into your local police station." -American Dad #fb #
  • Frack! Paper cut between my fingers! #fb #
  • Is it possible to hate Windows Vista more than I already do? #fb #
  • "You should know: I have no genitals." "That's okay. I have both." -American Dad #fb #
  • Gonna decompress with the watching of Zardoz. That's right: 1970s Connery, bitches! #fb #
  • There's a public lecture today on reproduction, given by a "Dr Lingham". Some of you will see the irony. #fb #
  • My video entry is super-lame… but the idea is quite revolutionary and might save a lot lives. Please vote for it. http://t.co/PymQAX2 #
  • "Epiphany isn't just a name Black people give their daughters." -American Dad #fb #
  • I just learned a word! "Metonymy." Yayyy! #fb #
  • I'm at Rogers Video (361 Bank St., Ottawa) http://4sq.com/ewcYxb #
  • Waiting to return my frakking modem to Rogers and even in person there's no customer service. Big surprise. #fb #