Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-05-16

• Just tried brushing my teeth with my non-dominant hand. Wow, that's hard! #fb #
• It must suck to be a pig: to be both smart AND delicious. #fb #
• Before my flight to Vienna, someone actually paged "Carl Jung". #fb #
• I'm at Vienna International Airport (VIE) (Abflugstrasse, Vienna) w/ 9 others http://4sq.com/mlsNAW #
• Vienna, bitches #fb #
• Going to sleep now. Stop Facebooking me! #fb #
• Bah #fb #
• I'm at Plaza de la Constitución http://4sq.com/lkpPXZ #
• I'm at Casa Colon http://4sq.com/kA74gX #
• Just heard a political campaign car blasting Queen out the window. Oh Spain, you are hilarious. #fb #
• Hungover in Spain, with a separated shoulder, trying to read a thesis whose comments were due 2 days ago. #fb #
• Just moved all my Google Video content to YouTube. Farewell, Google Video. We'll miss you! #fb #
• Got more work done in a fly-infested bar in Spain than I have in weeks in Ottawa! #fb #
• Just got my first ever wedding invitation from a student. (She's marrying someone else, don't worry.) How exciting! #fb #
• These flies won't leave me alone! They must be able to smell my rancid soul. #fb #
• I'm at Old London Bar (22 Albamar, Paseo Maritimo, Fuengirola) http://4sq.com/izHcpn #
• The only other Indian guy in all of Fuengriola just ran up to me to ask if I was related to Salman Khan. I barely know who that is! #fb #
• Surrounded by excellent Spanish food, and I'm having a freaking burger… just so I can access the strong wifi at the British pub #fb #
• Free public wifi in Fuengriola, Spain! Now that's civilized! #fb #
• I'm at Zoo De Fuengirola (Camino de Santiago, Fuengirola) http://4sq.com/jCIot2 #
• As of today, all my speeding tickets disappear from my record. Time to earn some more! #fb #
• Spain, bitches #fb #
• I'm at North Terminal (LGW Airport, Crawley) http://4sq.com/iGXXxH #
• Was outraged that my search of NIH revealed no grants focusing on ethics… until I realized I'd spelled "ethics" wrongly #fb #
• How cool is Android? My phone immediately started sending me European news, instead of Canadian news, the moment I arrived. #fb #
• Hmm. Marks have been posted now for almost a day and no one has emailed me to complain (yet). I'm frightened. #fb #
• Google Maps tells me I'm 3 blocks from the Charles Dickens museum. Do I bother? Or do I stay in this cafe and try to get some work done? #fb #
• Just booked an international flight from a coffee shop by pressing buttons on my smartphone. I love the 21st century. #fb #
• In Exmouth market in London. Why do I live in Ottawa again? #fb #
• I'm at Caffe Nero (12 Exmouth Market, Farringdon, London) http://4sq.com/jX5El3 #
• Am officially renaming the upscale UK town of Harpenden to "Milfopolis" #fb #
• At a tavern called "The Cock Inn". Am I required to order the spotted dick? #fb #