Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-05-23

  • Just met an artist at Jehangir Gallery in Mumbai who waited 10 years for her show to be approved #fb #
  • I'm at Jehangir Art Gallery (161 Mahatma Gandhi Road, Mumbai) http://4sq.com/kCjCQJ #
  • At Leopold's Cafe in Colaba. Enough with milking of the bullet holes! #fb #
  • I'm at Cafe Leopold (Colaba causeway, Mumbai) http://4sq.com/iqked9 #
  • At a bar called Bonobo in Mumbai. No chimps here, though #fb #
  • I'm at Bonobo (Next to KFC, Linking Road, Bandra, Mumbai) http://4sq.com/jFlJSZ #
  • I'm at Zenzi (183 Waterfield Road, Mumbai) http://4sq.com/lpATCs #
  • Oh Bollywood, with your 40 year old men acting like they're 20: stop stealing from my life! #fb #
  • Just had tomato bhaji on Juhu beach. Yum. #fb #
  • I'm at Ramada Plaza Palm Grove Hotel Mumbai (Juhu Beach, Mumbai) http://4sq.com/kk0dZh #
  • I'm at Juhu Beach (Mumbai) http://4sq.com/lLw1Fd #
  • I'm at Hotel Bawa International (Nehru Road, Mumbai) http://4sq.com/lz8cDS #
  • Mumbai, bitches #fb #
  • So what happens if an airline pilot is raptured up in mid flight? Is everyone else screwed? #fb #
  • Just waited 4 hours in Delhi airport for a flight that had been diverted 3 hours earlier. Thanks for NOT keeping us informed, Jet Air #fb #
  • Am totally lacking gorm today #fb #
  • I'm at Hotel Malik Continental http://4sq.com/mRscAn #
  • Enjoying Tamil music videos of hot starlets falling for gormless fat dudes. Gives hope to all dudekind. #fb #
  • I'm at Vasant Square Mall (Vasant kunj, New delhi) http://4sq.com/kvSuTm #
  • Dammit, a Skype call on my Android phone to the other side of the world is cheaper and clearer than a regular call. #fb #
  • Impressive new airport in Delhi. Too bad it smells like ass. Indian ass. #fb #
  • Delhi, bitches! #fb #
  • Frankfurt, bitches! #fb #
  • Inbox under 100, all Facebook messages read, all overdue letters written…. just in time for the end of the world tomorrow! #fb #
  • A small joy of traveling to India is being able to afford a driver to wait for you at the airport with a mispelled name placard. #fb #
  • Really impressed with Star Aaliance check-in efficiency in Heathrow terminal 1. #fb #
  • The inbox has once again dipped under 100 #fb #
  • Foolishly staying at a B&B in Hounslow. I hear snoring everywhere and the porn channels are blocked! #fb #
  • Why aren't more people following @Jesus_M_Christ on Twitter? #fb #
  • Riding a London tube train to Cockfosters. Why do they keep giving me these hilarious names? #fb #
  • At Gatwick airport, just saw an Indian driver holding up a sign that read, "Currie." #fb #
  • London, bitches #fb #
  • Now the hell that is EasyJet boarding is about to commence…. #fb #
  • Strange Wiener airport protocol: you're not allowed through security until minutes before you're flight is boarding. Recipe for delays. #fb #
  • Oh great. Seems I'm sharing my 3 hour EasyJet flight with a whole highschool! #fb #
  • I'm at Vienna International Airport (VIE) (Abflugstrasse, Vienna) w/ 8 others http://4sq.com/iBszlX #
  • In line at Vienna airport… surrounded by gaggle of bikini-clad teenage girls. Uhoh. #fb #
  • Visitor report from my blog: I've got readers from India, Romania, Ghana, Belarus, Iceland… but almost none from Canada! #fb #
  • Off to the Esperanto Museum… take 2. #fb #
  • Further sign of aging: when your morning vitamins include Ibuprofen #fb #
  • I'm in a city of Wieners. Hee hee. #fb #
  • Okay, screw the Esperanto museum. Off to the MAK… all before North America fully wakes up. I love time zones. #fb #
  • Off to Vienna's Esperanto Museum. I am very felic. #fb #
  • FINALLY back under 100 emails in my inbox #fb #