Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-06-27

  • Oh Porter Air, you've let me down. Just arrived @ Ottawa airport to discover my Toronto flight has been cancelled. Time for a drink #fb #
  • After drinking a gallon of freshly squeezed apple juice, I just remembered that I'm allergic to apple juice. #fb #
  • A Sunday morning filled with Sherlock Holmes, plyometrics and day-old Crapple juice. #fb #
  • Arrrgh. For the last time, your curiosity was PIQUED, not peeked nor peaked. The Grammar Nazi has spoken. #fb #
  • Wow. Green Lantern sucked ass. #fb #
  • Just made a gallon of freshly squeezed carrot and apple juice. I call it, "Crapple." #fb #
  • Kucinich should be President, and I adore watching him lay the smackdown on pompous corporate apologist David Gratzer. http://bit.ly/mEsOBt #
  • Just got email from Bill Clinton, then realized I'm on his foundation's mailing list. For a second, I thought he just wanted to hang out #fb #
  • Ribfest, bitches! #fb http://t.co/MZFu1N9 #
  • Ribfest, featuring a pig with its innards draped about its neck http://t.co/xCKnVOy #
  • Tuna, chick peas and feta cheese. Hey, it was worth a shot. #fb #
  • I'm at Zak's Diner (14 Byward Market Square, at York St, Ottawa) http://4sq.com/l6emdR #
  • A billion things to do today, which means, of course, that my condo is spotless. #fb #
  • No, I don't care about Bollywood. So please stop asking. #fb #
  • I'm at University of Ottawa Medical Centre (100 Marie Curie Priv, King Edward Ave, Ottawa) http://4sq.com/knzyzR #
  • The only useful role for a cat is in removing lint from the hard to reach places behind the dryer. #fb #
  • Watching a 15 year old New Order concert video. Something's missing. Oh yeah… the drugs. #fb #
  • At IDRC listening to a white guy named Chris Tucker. He's not funny at all! #fb #
  • Watchin' me some Frost-Nixon. Kevin Bacon, you're in this, TOO? #fb #
  • Midnight burger, why must you call me by name? #fb #
  • Google Voice rocks SO hard #fb #
  • If anyone at the epidemiology conference is looking for me, I'm in the lobby bar drinking a Spanish coffee. Case-control that, suckas. #fb #
  • Riots in Ireland? Did their hockey team lose, too? #fb #
  • Strange that breakfast at a "health" conference consists of muffins and pound cake #fb #
  • Am I the only person tweeting from this conference? #cseb #
  • Why does an epidemiology conference in Montreal kick off with…. bagpipes? #fb #
  • Ever been so tired that you crave a cup of coffee at bedtime? #fb #
  • I'm at Le Centre Sheraton MontrĂ©al (1201 Boulevard Rene-Levesque W, Rue Stanley, Montreal) http://4sq.com/lisFl4 #
  • Why did I rush to get to Montreal by noon if the conference doesn't let you register before 4pm? I deserve a steak sandwich. #fb #
  • One can always tell the Americans from the Canadians at these North American conferences. I'm not sure exactly how. #fb #
  • Off to Montreal for the North American epidemiology congress. Uh…. anybody else gonna be there? #fb #
  • One hour of sleep. Oh joy. #fb #