Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-07-11

  • Note to self: don't keep sunglasses in the same bag as freshly picked strawberries #fb #
  • Gotta say, not too impressed by the first episode of "Torchwood: Miracle Day." #fb #
  • I'm at Mamma Teresa Ristorante (300 Somerset Street West, O'Connor, Ottawa) http://4sq.com/nfJtP8 #
  • Off to a student's wedding. Can I maintain my professorial act? #fb #
  • If Mr Tesla had lived, today he'd be 155. #fb #
  • Frakk! Lost another pair of sunglasses! #fb #
  • Bah #
  • Ever notice how when they're cleaning the hotel room is when you REALLY have to use the bathroom? #fb #
  • WebMD now has a 'Droid app, which means i can now be a hypochondriac while away from my desk, as well. #fb #
  • Just ate half a bottle of Tums. Why must they make 'em so YUMMY? #fb #
  • I needs me a hashtag for direct piping of my tweets to Google Plus! Quick, nerd corps, make it happen! #fb #
  • R.I.P. Betty Ford, inventor of the automobile #fb #
  • I give it 5-10 years before the usual suspects start claiming that the shuttle missions were faked #fb #
  • Just ordered a burrito in Wisconsin. I'm expecting trandscendant cheese. #fb #
  • Yes, my scooter's name is Libby. #fb #
  • OK, the Google+ mobile app… well… sucks #fb #
  • I'm at Best Western Inn on the Park (22 South Carroll St., Madison) http://4sq.com/oEsjRi #
  • Remember the dating site women who misspell their own professions? The 2nd most common misspelled occupation… STUDENT. I kid thee not. #fb #
  • Inbox holding at 154 #fb #
  • I'm at Dane County Regional Airport (MSN) (4000 International Ln, Madison) w/ 4 others http://4sq.com/pcJ6QB #
  • Madison, WI, bitches…um…cows #fb #
  • Chicago, bitches #fb #
  • Between Facebook, Twitter and Google +, I totally forgot to check my email today. #fb #
  • Just discovered the joys of motion comics! #fb #
  • Oh, Google. Why couldn't you just buy Facebook and save me having to migrate? #fb #
  • Just received notification that my new D&D dice will be shipped out "Tursday" morning [sic]. Your guess is as good as mine. #fb #
  • This image gets almost as many hits on my blog as does the word "boob": http://bit.ly/retRVJ #fb #
  • I just bought Dungeons 'n' Dragons dice on Ebay. Yes, you read that correctly. #fb #
  • I foolishly just read some random Youtube comments. I am now dumber. #fb #
  • Why would I listen to a call-in show? I can hear idiots talking about things they know nothing about without having to turn on my radio #fb #
  • Inbox down to 154. Cripes, will I ever get it down to single digits again? #fb #
  • Got a paper rejected by journal who said that it would be better written by an expert on the topic– then named me as that expert. Weird #fb #
  • After paying for CAA for 2 years without incident, I finally need a boost… and discover that my membership expired YESTERDAY. #fb #
  • Do I feel guilty looking for loopholes to minimize my income tax? Not when I see my tax dollars wasted on things like "royal" visits. #
  • Just learned that the most common search term this week leading people to my blog was "boob" #fb #
  • It concerns me that pork is both a food and a verb #fb #