Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-08-01


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  • ZOMG someone just sent me a Google Buzz message. That thing is still around? #fb #
  • Russell Brand's written tribute to Amy Winehouse was both touching and literate. But I couldn't get over his atrocious grammar. #fb #
  • "Hey baby, how would you like to go Black, then have to make a difficult decision whether or not to go back?" -Cleveland Brown #fb #
  • Is it so wrong to lie in bed and drink Scotch at 1pm? #fb #
  • I'm at Kalendar Koffee House (546 College Street, Toronto) http://4sq.com/ne9MUI #
  • Why are they bothering with the DOA Boehner bill when the clock is ticking? #fb #
  • Just accepted my first gig as external examiner at a PhD defence…. but it's going to be in French!! Aieeee! #fb #
  • En route to 401, en further route to Toronto. Anyone else here? How about you in the Chrysler? Do i know you? #fb #
  • Dear woman in front of me in line at Bridgehead: ordering coffee is not a 10 minute negotiation #fb #
  • Hey RBC, if you want to keep me as a client, stop letting your telemarketers phone me! #fb #
  • A little creeped out hearing BBC reporters say "bling" unironically #fb #
  • "Anyone can call himself a nutritionist. Dietitian is a legal term. Dietitian is like dentist, and nutritionist is like toothologist." #fb #
  • "When reason doesn't persuade, all that's left is mockery" #fb #
  • Got my inbox down to 54! Whoohoo! #fb #
  • "Titular" doesn't mean what you probably hope it means. #fb #
  • In the past 5 years, I have made a total of $6.97 on advertising revenue from my blog. Whoohoo! #fb #
  • Watching Ishtar with Swedish subtitles, 'cause that's the way I roll. #fb #
  • Chrome needs a "home" button #fb #
  • Wikileaks to sue PayPal. Yeah! http://onforb.es/mZSrjq #fb #
  • Ever notice that when someone says, "I want to make something perfectly clear", they then go and make it even more unclear? #fb #
  • Inbox down to a miraculous 64 #fb #
  • Today's Wagjag deal is "80% off a National Post Subscription". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! #fb #
  • I just looked in the fridge and exclaimed aloud, "Hells yeah! I got cheese!" I think this is sad. #fb #
  • Holy crap. Just realized that Jurassic Park is almost 20 years old! (Same age as my George Foreman grill.) #fb #
  • I want you all to know: almond milk is crap in coffee! #fb #
  • I can't stay awake today! #fb #
  • My newest form of procrastination: moving furniture around the living room #fb #
  • Okay, who's gonna show me how to profit from the impending collapse of the world economy? #fb #
  • Surprised that some conspiracy nut hasn't yet suggested that secret military space shuttle missions will continue #fb #
  • I'm at University of Ottawa Sports Complex (801 King Edward Ave, Ottawa) http://4sq.com/r6XkF1 #