Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-08-15

  • Can't…stop….eating…#fb #
  • The anniversary of my daring escape from the womb coincides with the Perseid meteor showers: Each year, the heavens proclaim my birth. #fb #
  • Over 200 birthday messages clogging up my wall. Get outta my yard, you kids! #fb #
  • Popcorn, diet coke, cake, milk, bread… breaking all my dietary rules today #fb #
  • Spending my birthday frantically writing an overdue paper 🙁 #fb #
  • "I love lesbians and their lesbiations. Long may they lesbiate." -Billy Connolly #fb #
  • Dear old man using the toilet in the train: why didn't you even TRY to lock the door before I walked in? Now we'll both have nightmares. #fb #
  • Via Rail has a snack called "urban mix". Nope, it doesn't come with the BET programming guide. #fb #
  • The train conductor always seems to choose me as their "emergency door operator". Clearly they are poor judges of character. #fb #
  • Whoa. The new Via renaissance trains are pretty glam. Well, at least in 1st class. #fb #
  • Weird. They're pumping Indian classical music into the Ottawa Via 1 lounge. #fb #
  • I'm at VIA Rail – Ottawa Station (200 Tremblay Rd, Ottawa) http://4sq.com/naB1KP #
  • Wow. Via Rail now offers checked luggage service from Ottawa to Toronto. How novel. #fb #
  • Crap. Popped too many muscle relaxants. #fb #
  • Listening to BBC interview with Manchester youth… can't understand a word they're saying. #fb #
  • "We need Germany to SAVE Europe?" -Jon Stewart #fb #
  • Dear UK people: you weren't sat at the table; you were sitting at the table!(Unless someone had picked you up and plonked you there.) #
  • Dear UK people: you weren't "sat" at the tale; you were "sitting" at the table!(Unless someone had picked you up and plonked you there.) #fb #
  • Arrrgh! When will the procrastination end?! #
  • Homeopathy is actually a disease wherein you think everyone in the, um, "inner city", is your pal #fb #
  • "schooling conservatives makes them more stupid" http://huff.to/mVrl3q #
  • Told to me by a student just now: "I just noticed how short you are. You look taller in front of the class." #fb #
  • Smell that? That's called "procrastination chilli". #fb #
  • Just got sniffed favourably by a dog who hates men. The owner explained: "You must smell like a girl." #fb #
  • "Confucius say: Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok." #fb #
  • Oops… fell asleep and missed a student meeting. If you're, um, reading this…. sorry? #fb #
  • Grilling burgers on my roof… using SPF 10 gazillion sun block! #fb #