Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-08-22

  • Today I taught the term "pooptastic" to a toddler. You're welcome, world. #fb #
  • Said to me by a 5 year old: "Purple is a useful colour." #fb #
  • Said to me by a 5 year old: "You laugh like a real boy who's not a doctor or even a fake doctor." #fb #
  • It's "cajones", not "cahunas". (Rolls eyes.) #fb #
  • Now trying to write in the dark, in a park, in the rain. Can my Saturday night suck more? #fb #
  • Today would have been HP Lovecraft's 121st birthday. In his honour, I'll try my best not to be eaten alive by invisible demons. #fb #
  • I'm at The Fox & Feather Pub & Grill (283 Elgin St., Corner Maclaren St., Ottawa) http://t.co/HKcJwjW #
  • I'm at Bridgehead (282 Elgin St, MacLaren, Ottawa) http://t.co/Su086Jj #
  • Second last Saturday night of the summer and I'm alone at Bridgehead, trying to work. Yep, this is my life now. #fb #
  • Just saw the greatest (real) name of a (real) person I've seen in ages. Ready? Here it is: ICHIH WANG. #fb #
  • "Never assume. When you assume, you make an asshole out of yourself." -Michael Clarke Duncan #fb #
  • Just hired a mechanic off of kajiji. I feel so grassroots! #fb #
  • Ha! http://t.co/VY2w5C5 #
  • Who knows how to replace an exhaust gasket? While we're at it… what's an exhaust gasket? #fb #
  • Believe it or not, the "proper" term is "catty corner", not "kitty corner". It's from the old French "catre", meaning four. #fb #grammarnazi #
  • I think my tongue is too big for my mouth #fb #
  • Gave CBC radio another shot today, and was frightened away again by yet another endless parade of pretentious artists. Back to BBC it is #fb #
  • Everytime CBC's Rick MacInnes-Rae says "Dispatches", I think he's saying "Gazpacho". #fb #
  • RT : In a survey of Fox News viewers 48% said that African Americans and other minorities are a threat to the ‘American way of life’. #
  • Oh sure. As soon as I step outside to mail a letter, THAT's when it decides to rain. #fb #
  • Woke up with "Video Killed The Radio Star" in my head. Weird. #fb #
  • Um… it's country "bumpkin", not country "pumpkin". #fb #
  • "I don't think about George Bush anymore. He's like the uncle who molested me; and I've blocked it out." -Bill Maher #fb #
  • Gotta say: Ottawa passport office is bloody efficient and polite! #fb #
  • What does it say when my most prompt birthday cards came from my insurance agent, investment broker, chiropractor and a porn site? #fb #
  • Oh come on! What journal wants the Methods section AFTER the Conclusions? I'm looking at you, BMC Research Notes! #fb #
  • Just found my Korean Airlines frequent flyers card!…. from 1991. #fb #
  • "Know what they call alternative medicine that's been proven to work? Medicine." -Tim Minchin #fb #
  • Why is Facebook showing me ads for how to get my criminal record erased? #fb #
  • Here's the deal: no TV shows at all today until I get some major sh*t done. #fb #
  • Once more the sweet odour of procrastination chilli wafts through Deonandia… #fb #
  • But what about computers? WHAT ABOUT COMPUTERS?!!!! http://t.co/s1tDW3y #
  • How many times must I say this? Patio is not a verb! #fb #
  • There was an old white woman on the train who was dressed like Flavor Flav. Bet she knows what time it is. #fb #
  • Dear Via Rail. Thanks once again for being an hour late. When will I learn not to have any time-dependent plans after a train trip? #fb #
  • "Nothing wrong with a little fast food once or twice a meal." – Phillip J. Fry #
  • Just completed two CIHR grant registrations on a moving train. I think I'm gonna puke. #fb #
  • Who are these f**king people who don't know how to lock the toilet door on the f**king train? I'll now have nightmares anew. #fb #
  • Attending Indian High Commissioner's reception tonight… but why did Android calendar assign the event the icon of a dinosaur skeleton? #fb #
  • On Via 44 to Ottawa. Anyone else here? #fb #