Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-10-17

• "Everybody should be happy… the financial system led us into the crisis and it will lead us out." -CEO of Goldman Sachs. BWAHAHAHA! #fb #
• How does a glass shatter in my dishwasher, and yet there are no shards anywhere? Aliens again, obviously. #fb #
• Grilling steaks on the roof — in a high velocity wind storm! #fb #
• A $90 parking ticket? On a Sunday? In Ottawa? Why I oughtta… #fb #
• BBC reporter: "Wall St protests are against corporate greed and CUTS." I swear, he said that last word with an "N" in it. #fb #
• Do I have to turn back the clock now? Whoohoo! Another hour of procrastination! #fb #
• :Twitter haiku 306 – "Name for those who like / Intimacy on subways… / Metrosexuals" #fb #
• Know what's better than my experimental vegetable shake? Day-old experimental vegetable shake. #fb #
• I've heard of shitty reception, but…. http://t.co/CEVCx1ze #
• Hmm. Face lacerated by dry leaves. Might be time to retire the scooter for the season. #fb #
• Six reference letters and one lecture written, inbox down to 90, and it's not even 11:30 yet. Time for some cartoons. #fb #
• Ottawa ankles rule! http://t.co/c8ShvfAX #fb #
• Dear "Expedition Impossible", I take back what I said. A blind dude jumping off a 40 foot cliff is pretty amazing TV. #fb #
• Grilling steaks on the roof… in the rain #fb #
• Man, drinking one's vegetables sure does make one gassy. What? You did want to know that, right? #fb #
• This is the most unintentionally funny thing I've read all week http://t.co/bMZWvTqd #fb #
• When I saw Buzz Aldrin playing himself in "Transformers 3", I died a little. Oh, Buzz. Why? #fb #
• Dear Wall St protestors, while I support your cause, when you use words like "discourse" and "dialectic space", I just want to hit you. #fb #
• Sorry, jockeys. You sound like a bunch of animal-abusing crybabies to me. http://t.co/CxKePqXQ #fb #
• 4:am scooter ride in the rain. Good idea or bad? Discuss. #fb #
• "Expedition Impossible": good idea, but dreadfully boring. #fb #
• Test driving my new "green juice": blended kale, dandelion, beets, apples, ginger, dates, cucumbers, coriander and honey. Fiberlicious! #fb #
• Thanks @J_Ged for nominating me for U of O's "media excellence" award. Didn't win, but got a "special recognition" from the jury. 🙂 #fb #
• Oh, Bill Maher, why do you keep inflicting P.J. O'Rourke on me? #fb #
• 4:20AM. Inbox down from 200 to a mere 73! #fb #
• Ye gods, Terra Nova is one stupid show. #fb #
• One long weekend, seven papers submitted. Take that, beeyotch! #fb #
• Via Rail, you've won me back. My economy seat is actually in a first class car. #fb #
• Dear Via Rail passengers, why are you lining up when there's reserved seating? #fb #