Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-11-07

  • Whoa. Both of tomorrow's lectures written before 9:30pm. I'm starting to scare myself. #fb #
  • Wow. Tomorrow's stats lecture is already written and it's not even 9pm! I blame Daylight Savings time… #fb #
  • Hear that? The death knell of my recent productivity. Why? Because I just downloaded Civilization V…. #fb #
  • In coffee shops, why am I always in line behind the yuppie who wants to debate the merits of different kinds of coffee? Just order! #fb #
  • I think I spent my extra hour checking email. #fb #
  • Gawd, the new X-men anime is booooring… #fb #
  • Random fact: The word "serendipity" comes from the ancient Persian name for Sri Lanka #fb #
  • Grant #3 done, two more to go… #fb #
  • I just realized Roger Moore is older than Sean Connery. #fb #
  • Why must every documentary I watch be narrated by that right wing ass James Woods? #fb #
  • Two grants down, five more to go… #fb #
  • One grant application down, six more to go… #fb #
  • Tonight: grant applications, steaks and… the E-Space Trilogy! (Look it up, non-Whovians) #fb #
  • In 8 seasons of doctors on "House", I've counted 2 Jews, 1 East Asian, 0 South Asians and 6 models. Is that any US hospital you know? #fb #
  • One of my students is a vegetarian who hates vegetables. I'm still trying to figure that out. #fb #
  • The future is now. Suck it, old media. http://t.co/xRjdmWz2 #fb #
  • Jeebus Cripes. For the last time, the flu shot CANNOT give you a cold! #fb #
  • Why is it always a "fell" swoop? Are there any kinds of swoops other than "fell"? #fb #
  • Ditching a lecture by Kofi Anan to go shopping for kale. 'Cause that's how I roll. #fb #
  • "Patriotism is nothing but loyalty to real estate." -Dr House #fb #
  • Left in the classroom after today's stats midterm: one wallet, two calculators, and 93 dreams of medical school. #fb #
  • What's that tingling in the air? Oh, I do believe it's the electric anticipation of a stats midterm…. #fb #
  • I'm at Ottawa MacDonald-Cartier International Airport (YOW) (1000 Airport Parkway Pvt., Ottawa) w/ 3 others http://t.co/vBYdpb5L #
  • I'm at Billy Bishop Toronto City Airport Ferry (2 Bathurst St., Toronto) w/ 2 others http://t.co/mgttHm8n #
  • About to board Porter 253 to Ottawa. Anyone else here? Well, anyone IMPORTANT here? #fb #
  • Wakey wakey, stats students. It's midterm day! #fb #
  • I'm at Harbourfront Centre (235 Queens Quay West, at Lower Simcoe St., Toronto) http://t.co/p0FIYKq9 #
  • The night before the midterm, a student just emailed to ask if he should study the textbook, too, or just the class notes. Sigh. #fb #
  • Writing a paper in the lobby of the Royal York hotel in Toronto…. some tourist thought I was an employee. #fb #
  • I'm at The Fairmont Royal York (100 Front St W, btw York & Bay, Toronto) w/ 3 others http://t.co/ISzsRX6v #
  • I know I'm a scientist when my Dropbox has folder unironically titled, "Semen Quality." #fb #
  • Why do generic white Republicans have weird names like Mitt, Rush, Scooter and Newt? #fb #
  • I'm at Green Beanery (565 Bloor Street West, at Bathurst, Toronto) http://t.co/QK7kAOPl #
  • When casting for those Twilight movies, did they raid the TB ward? #fb #
  • I don't wanna work tonight. I don't wanna. Time to watch some TV. #fb #
  • Porter Air sent me an unsolicited gift plus a free round trip ticket anywhere. This is either excellent customer service or a pay-off… #fb #
  • Why must Italian restaurants ply me with free carbs? Damn this generous and excellent service! #fb #
  • I'm at Diverso By Ferraro (329 Dupont, spadina, Toronto) http://t.co/0ia90X3H #
  • My reward for a productive day: salmon soup, red wine and a one hour massage #fb #
  • Attending a lecture. Just created a midterm exam and sent it out for printing from my smartphone, without ever leaving my seat. Ah, 2011 #fb #
  • Just bet someone that the big trophies at UTS are NOT for athleticism. Won that bet handily. *cough* geeks *cough*. #fb #
  • Welcome to academia http://t.co/Zepj9MVF #
  • Saw this in front of my chiropractor's office. Guess he called it in. http://t.co/RszDV9eM #
  • A conference with insufficient chairs http://t.co/rTpVbZKZ #
  • A journal will be issuing a press release stating one of my papers to be "noteworthy". I'd be excited if the paper didn't suck! #fb #
  • At ethics lecture at U of T. No, it's not court ordered. #fb #
  • On porter 250 to Toronto. Anyone else here? Oh there you are… #fb #
  • Oh, Greece. What are you thinking? #fb #
  • Why is there a stain on my stool? (Snarky comments in 3…2…1…) #fb #
  • Just wrote and submitted a whole grant application during a faculty meeting. Multitasking, baby! #fb #
  • Faculty meeting about to start. Forgot my flask. Sigh. #fb #
  • If i get my flu shot from a radioactive nurse, will i receive superhuman nursing powers? #fb #
  • Cool. Some of my students are dressed up for Halloween. No wait… those aren't costumes. #fb #