Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-11-21

  • Paul Krugman made an X-men reference during the Munk Debates. And that’s why I will buy his next book. #fb #
  • Oooo, my new Ultimate X-Men just arrived! #fb #
  • Starting to get a little concerned by how much The Big Bang Theory resembles my life. (The TV show, not the cosmological postulate) #fb #
  • I’m at Hampton Inn Ottawa & Conference Centre (100 Coventry Road, Ottawa) http://t.co/wbn4cRtd #
  • The emcee just said, “Elle n’est pas de notre,” for “she is not here.” Is that a typical form of French sland? Anyone? N’import qui. #fb #
  • Damn. I’m drunk at the faculty AGM. Better not say anything embarrassing… #fb #
  • The professor next to me has garlic in her pocket. #fb #
  • Uhoh. Drunk at the faculty AGM. This can’t lead to good things. #fb #
  • I think a more useful marker of adulthood is when you start using the coat hook in the bathroom stall to hang up your suit jacket. #fb #
  • At AGM. Wow. This year, our 16 profs produced 5 books, over 80 papers and $6 million in grants! (With biggest teaching load on campus) #fb #
  • Just met someone named “Nazi”. Unfortunate name. #fb #
  • An Andamanese dictionary! http://t.co/033YVvEe #fb #
  • “Engineering is the slow, younger brother of Physics.” #fb #
  • Bah #fb #
  • I’m at Somerset Gardens (138 somerset, Ottawa) http://t.co/hVb4BEK4 #
  • Shh! There’s a fat man in a cape prowling outside my building! Is he a superhero or just crazy? #fb #
  • Stop talking! I want to go home! Wahhhh. #fb #
  • I’m at Lord Elgin Hotel (100 Elgin St., btwn Laurier Ave. & Slater St., Ottawa) http://t.co/vWmKNyxR #
  • ZOMG this speaker is half hour over her time limit…and she’s only halfway done! Auuuugh! #fb #
  • The majority of super villains has a doctorate #fb #
  • Blindfolded people in the Lord Elgin lobby. I don’t know what’s going on #fb http://t.co/gMwHa0PX #
  • There’s an old Asian man in the bathroom using all the urinals simultaneously. Don’t ask. #fb #
  • Damn these small lecture rooms! Can’t leave without someone noticing…. #fb #
  • Just misread a hospital data report. Instead of “genital organs”, i saw “genital orgasms.” #fb #
  • I’m calling it now: creepy crawlies (and swimmies) on Europa http://t.co/V7XDeavj #fb #
  • Is it wrong that the presenter’s slide of a 5-legged steer makes me hungry? #fb #
  • Damn. I sat on the other side of the room from the coffee. #fb #
  • Is it rude to tweet during someone’s lecture? Bah. Who cares. #fb #
  • At congenital malformations conference. Finally, maybe I’ll find someone to address my mega-penis problem. #fb #
  • At Ottawa Congenital Anomalies conference… and no one else is here. Guess i’ll just go home. #fb #
  • Big Bang Theory marathon + SPSS + streaming BBC audio + real time backup + 6 ext hard drives = blue screen of death + core memory dump #fb #
  • Man, Bob Costas is looking old. Sorry, Bob. #fb #
  • Dear Michele Bachmann (and pretty much all Republicans): Pakistan is not in the Middle East. Thank you. As you were. #fb #
  • I really need to start pushing my 90 min stats lectures past 25 min #fb #
  • Know what’s underrated? Babe 2: Pig In the City. #fb #
  • Today is World Diabetes Day! http://t.co/9vtSnN72 #fb #