Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-03-12


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  • Why I dislike "awareness-raising" campaigns http://t.co/v6sAtTSc #
  • Top search terms driving traffic to my blog this weekend: "batshit crazy" and "pimp name". #fb #
  • Dear Mobilicity, why does the ttime on my cell phone not reflect daylight savings time? #someoneforgotsomething #fb #
  • For the last time, people, it's GANDHI, not GHANDI! #fb #
  • Only on TV do people call their sisters, "Sis." #fb #
  • That's right, I have more to say about the #stopkony #kony2012 thingy http://t.co/9GOOyQfH #
  • Why is Cash Cab on the comedy channel? Same reason Buffy is on MuchMusic, I guess. #nothingmakessenseanymore #fb #
  • Back in T'ranna, y'all #fb #
  • Condo is spotless. You know what that means. #procrastination #fb #
  • FYI, Osama bin Laden would have been 55 years old today #fb #
  • I'm at Hava Java (279 Elgin St, Ottawa) http://t.co/Y6Ks3v9a #
  • Okay, so I've got the bok choy and the yu choy. What other choys am I missing? #fb #
  • Happy birthday, Wikipedia. You are 12 years old today. #fb #
  • The all-time top search term driving traffic to my website is "Yuri Gagarin". Hmmm, time for more space posts, methinks… #fb #
  • http://t.co/2LL4f90E – Come on, that's hilarious! #toughcrowd #
  • what is this, migraine week? #fb #
  • Jeebus, someone just visited my blog after Googling, "find Uganda on a map." #fb #
  • Trying to make a striploin roast in a slow cooker. The smell is driving me nuts. #fb #
  • Whoa. My blog post about the #stopkony movement (http://t.co/dWLyjCfQ) is getting some serious traffic. I wish I'd written it better now! #
  • :Twitter haiku 320 – "The advantage of / A detachable penis / It 'comes' in handy" #fb #
  • Watch this. I'll write "Terminator" and get a robotic response from the Terminator's twitter account… #
  • My (somewhat non-committal) commentary on the Stop Kony campaign http://t.co/dWLyjCfQ #
  • Kony graffiti on U of O campus http://t.co/HDuT4Fzq #
  • Why do international women get their own day? What about domestic women, damn it! #fb #
  • I swear, this is the evil scientist from Terminator 2, the dude who builds SkyNet… here at Dunn's Deli! #auuugh #fb http://t.co/TL5Lh8MQ #
  • Ten more minutes until the solar apocalypse. Can I finish watching my Dragon's Den marathon by then? #fb #
  • why is #solarflare not trending? #
  • A search for "solar flare" and "zombie apocalypse" garners 108,000 hits. Interesting…. #fb #
  • Solar flare hits Earth in 20 min. But, it just occurred to me, those of us on the night side may not be affected. D'ohh! #fb #
  • 30 min until the X-class solar flare. Too bad my condo-sized Faraday Cage is not yet completed. (And yes, I am building one.) #fb #
  • Canned salmon always seems a little weird #fb #
  • :Twitter haiku 319 – "Sad online baker / Found that he couldn't have his / Cake and tweet it too" #fb #
  • Who's looking forward to Solar Flare Thursday? #fb #
  • Bacon and yu choy = snack of champions #fb #
  • Watching UK Dragon's Den. The host, Evan Davis, is excellent. But, man, is he ever weird looking. #fb #
  • "i don't know anything. I get all my news from the radio in Grand Theft Auto." #
  • Auuugh! I just Googled "Yu choy". It's "edible RAPE." Auuughh!! #fb #
  • Yo, Asian folks. How do I cook yu choy? #fb #
  • Today is the 178th birthday of the city of Toronto. Almost 200 years and STILL NO DIRECT TRAIN TO THE AIRPORT! #fb #
  • I'm now following 500 people on Twitter. And none of them are porn stars! #fb #
  • Man, there are some funny looking people about. #fb #
  • I'm at Catherine street Chiropractic http://t.co/i6ChbE3w #
  • I just bought http://t.co/vWm8N4FY, so don't even think about it. #fb #
  • Don't know why, but I've suddenly got freakin'n "MmBop" in my head. #frakk #fb #
  • Gonna watch me some British Dragon's Den. I have no idea what to expect… #fb #
  • Thanks to @anilnaidooNDP for speaking to my class tonight about this and that and @UN_rioplus20 #
  • Funny how half the content on Twitter is people pimping their businesses that teach people how to use Twitter #fb #
  • I'm at Second Cup (Laurier East) (153 Laurier East, Cumberland, Ottawa) http://t.co/OknhTO6U #
  • Grad student in coffee shop talking about her ethics submission. And I suddenly remember that thing I forgot to do that's due today 🙁 #fb #
  • On Twitter, like in life, the Dalai Lama follows no one. #fb #
  • Sweet Zod. Stuck between two 20-something girls in coffee shop who are droning on about boys they like. Kill me now. #fb #
  • Who said it, Mitt Romney or Mr Burns? (Thanks, @sabji ) http://t.co/ZdbPDKy7 #fb #
  • Tonight, my students will be treated to a guest lecture by global water conservation expert Anil Naidoo @anilnaidooNDP #fb #
  • breakin' out the long johns… #fb #
  • this http://t.co/e1id7piV #
  • Space shuttles heading to the museum 🙁 http://t.co/c0heqXxK #fb #
  • Ow! My lat is still pulled! #fb #
  • :Twitter haiku 318 – "Bono's Twitter feed / Has a predictable flaw / The tweets have no name" #fb #
  • Oww! Pulled a lat! 🙁 #fb #
  • Today's breakfast: http://t.co/TS6TDSXe #fb #