Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-03-19

  • Can't decide. Stay in and have fried rice, or go out and have steak and eggs. #fb #
  • Back in Ottawa. In case you were wondering. #fb #
  • http://t.co/AaC6bnm4 I appreciate the response, but is this not pretty much what I was alluding to? #
  • Dear Montreal Chinatown shopkeer, dont look so surprised that I asked for a bottle of wine when it says "beer & wine" on your front door #fb #
  • Crap. Why must even overpriced, spa hotels be filled with screaming kids? #fb #
  • For today only, you may call me, "Paddy O'Wat" (no relation to Paddy O'Lantern) #fb #
  • Hmm, when did flyinf Porter stop being fun? I think about the same time Air Canada started sharing the Toronto lounge… #fb #
  • Which is the better Android video player? MX Video, Moboplayer or ArcMedia? #
  • Off to Montreal for St. Patrick's Day. Quebec is famous for its Gaelic culture, right? RIGHT? #fb #
  • Miguel Ferrer is a great actor. But it must suck being the less handsome cousin of George Clooney. #fb #
  • I'm at Queen Mother Cafe (Toronto, ON) http://t.co/GNRLH338 #
  • Apparently someone was talking about me on Toronto radio yesterday. Sadly, the words "winner" and "lottery" were not involved. #fb #
  • Just had this weird dream in which I was a lesbian kinesiology student pitching a new cat-feeding product on Dragon's Den. Analyze. #fb #
  • Damn antihistamines #insomnia #fb #
  • Listen, kids: don't ever fall asleep on the train with your computer running while holding a cup of coffee. Result: one busted netbook #fb #
  • On via59 to Toronto… economy class! (I know!) Who wants to buy me a drink? #fb #
  • That nutty flavour explains the "ass" in Tassimo. #fb http://t.co/UaOXZTAV #
  • I'm at VIA Rail (Ottawa, ON) http://t.co/uAQEHe4v #
  • Crap. Got to the train station 90 min too early. #fb #
  • Can JRR Tolkien get any cooler? http://t.co/NZbjVKaU #
  • Sweet. One more paper accepted for publication. #fb #
  • Remembering fondly the greatest TV experience of all time: The 6 Million Dollar Man, Steve Austin, vs Bigfoot! http://t.co/eqRHZYm9 #fb #
  • How come all the "sex researcher doctoral students" on Twitter are hot young women? #something_is_fishy #
  • A little concerned that I have old Debbie Gibson songs in my head. It must be the painkillers and scotch. #fb #
  • I don't know what Grant Oyston's politics are. But based on quality & brevity of his arguments, he impresses me greatly http://t.co/YlPkG30g #
  • Almost forgot! Happy Pi Day. (Yes, @sunshineofjoy had to remind me.) #
  • Arrgh. Pulled a muscle near my T4 vertebra. Now I have to lie on the floor and drink whiskey at 11:am. #fb #
  • The unscripted dialogue in "Comic Book Men" is better than most of the high-priced scripted stuff on other TV shows. Love it. #
  • Watch a Live Feed of Tonight's Northern Lights | Wired Science | http://t.co/PWU5XQAW http://t.co/b3a8xbX9 #
  • :Twitter haiku 322 – "Picard to Geordi / Re: broken robot seamstress / 'La Forge… Make it sew.'" #fb #
  • :Twitter haiku 321 – "An attempt to mix /
    Food with phosphates caused me to / Lose my 'apatite'" #fb #
  • My article in the @TorontoStar about #stopkony #kony2012 http://t.co/19Yw1i5o #
  • Hey Toronto people, my article on the Kony 2012 campaign will appear in tomorrow's Toronto Star #fb #
  • Gasp! Neocolonial images at the nature museum! #relax_im_kidding #fb http://t.co/BYvRtlUI #
  • I think I dated her once. #fb http://t.co/UFzgHbYl #
  • Hey what'd you call me?! #fb http://t.co/1mRXKWTN #
  • Why does the cat keep showing me its anus? What's it so proud of? #fb #
  • You know, I kinda miss Friendster #fb #
  • To bed at 10pm? Really? #fb #
  • About to drive back to Ottawa…. #fb #