Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-04-23

  • Gotta say, the Kentucky Boys are my all-time favourite Amazing Race team #fb #
  • Top search terms driving traffic to my blog today: "massive boner" and "fat Asians". I'm so proud. #fb #
  • Day #2 of two-a-day workouts done. Owwwww… #fb #
  • Et tu, Bill Maher? http://t.co/XZ3iWGSw #fb #
  • Man, that Georgina Haig is one striking woman #Fringe #
  • Good example of game theory (prisoner's dilemma) via a UK gameshow. The best part is the name: "Golden Balls". http://t.co/Ny1ezd7A #fb #
  • One more paper accepted for publication… #fb #
  • I'm at The Wellington Diner (Ottawa, ON) http://t.co/PIM5HpBO #
  • Man, I can't believe how much I want @SugaRashadEvans to win @ufc145 #
  • I think it's sort of offensive that UFC would sponsor one of their fighters and not the other. #ufc145 #
  • My screen just froze with an image of @joerogan squinting like someone just spooged in his face #ufc145 #
  • Is it me, or are @danawhite and @joerogan starting to look alike? #ufc145 #
  • Rory McDonald should have kept the "Waterboy" name. It was endearing. "Ares" is just pretentious. #ufc145 #
  • I take it back. Ben Rothwell is plenty scary #ufc145 #
  • Ben Rothwell tries too hard to look mean. The calm-looking guys are scarier. #ufc145 #
  • Mark Hominick was robbed! #ufc145 #
  • People, by definition, your favourite novel can't be a work of non-fiction. Get it? #fb #
  • Why does no one associated with UFC have any hair? #
  • Why doesn't @SugaRashadEvans get the respect he deserves? The man is a beast! #ufc145 #
  • Jeebus! Where did Joe Rogan's hair go? #ufc14t #
  • Oh, Wonderboy 🙁 #ufc145 #
  • Come on, Wonderboy! #ufc145 #
  • 44, single, childless, spending Saturday night watching the fight on TV in my underwear. Can't decide if this is cool or pathetic. #fb #
  • Wonderboy! #ufc145 #
  • A good case for the return of corporal punishment. Assholes. http://t.co/njHffxoD #fb #
  • UFC fans, I'm calling it here: Rashad by TKO in the 4th. #ufc145 #
  • Just heard this on a NatGeo documentary: "June is the mating season for wild ass." Snicker. #fb #
  • Gonna put some money down on Rashad Evans tonight vs Jon Jones. Yeah, I said it. #ufc145 #fb #
  • Free hotdogs at Loblaws! #nodiscipline #fb #
  • New milestone: when a former student invites me to her daughter's baptism. #offiallyold #again #fb #
  • Dear fashion gods, thanks for making tights "in". Signed, your local perv. #fb #
  • Oh geez, now someone is talking loudly about "running for political office"…. but not in government, in TOASTMASTERS. #fb #
  • Cripes. They're playing a remixed "dance" version of Anarchy In The UK. #fb #
  • Blueberry pancakes and "home" made sausages at The Standard #fb http://t.co/Yn5xBni2 #
  • My morning: interval sprints, blueberry pancakes, X-Men comics, and ignoring the raft of "urgent" messages in my inboxes… #fb #
  • Carby pancakes or healthy protein salad for breakfast? Who are we kidding? Pancakes all the way… #fb #
  • Ridiculous question on standardized test. I'm more offended by use of the non-word "contently". http://t.co/HDX3QOKH #fb #
  • Ahh, the sweet smell of Ottawa today #fb #
  • My latest published paper: "The Arab Uprising: Indicators of Female Health, Development and Empowerment" http://t.co/iUmXtMj9 #fb #
  • My latest published paper: "Implications of India’s Skewed Sex Ratio" http://t.co/UDt00MFu #fb #
  • My latest published paper: "The Killing of bin Laden…" http://t.co/HchtTf1g #fb #
  • Oh, Coke Zero, you are a harsh mistress #addiction #fb #
  • Bumped into @garthosman on Elgin St. #professorialsynergy #
  • Responses to the most common Apollo moonlanding "hoax" accusations http://t.co/PwhYCw3f #fb #
  • Most Extreme Human Spaceflight Records http://t.co/h9QP7Qej #fb #
  • Rare photo of Neil Armstrong with the X-15, the spaceship the average person doesn't know about http://t.co/wRdlw0bL #fb #
  • How 420 came to mean what it means http://t.co/Tn6jNgfp #fb #
  • Apparently Hamilton's CHCH news this morning was interrupted by gay porn. Whole new meaning to "steel town." #fb #
  • Lifestyle as Young Adult May Affect Age of Menopause — smoking and fatness are prime suspects http://t.co/YI5ObpUM #fb #
  • A morning filled with fasting, interval sprints, blood tests and kale juice. I've had better. #fb #
  • Not a good sign when the phlebotomist is being schooled by a patient on the names of arm veins. #fb #
  • It must spend all its time licking itself… and liking the taste http://t.co/8X4nnN01 #
  • ADHD is over-diagnosed: well, duhh http://t.co/XzpA0Gbg #fb #
  • First-time divorce rate tied to education, race. Ahhh, data mining. http://t.co/cEMEqnp6 #fb #
  • So, by this logic, we men who have 4 degrees are sexual superstars? Yes? Yes? Bueller? http://t.co/Ki60mVSR #fb #
  • My current obsession http://t.co/3hAEi7Qp #fb #
  • Growing concern for missing North York teen http://t.co/VxgJnUYt #
  • Mmmmmm…. student-donated cognac… #fb #
  • Latest gift from a (soon to be former) student #fb http://t.co/JUVv8Us1 #
  • No, you shouldn't laugh at this. But it's funny! http://t.co/jIF6svAc #
  • Most common search terms driving traffic to my blog this week: "gay cats." #fb #
  • How can I be working out more, yet getting fatter? #oldage #fb #
  • Friend at gym who hadn't seen me in a year: "ray, you look…. fat." #fb #
  • I'm at Catherine street Chiropractic http://t.co/KCGd4JYq #
  • Man, a manned L2 base would be a dramatic step forward http://t.co/LWMwkWBg #fb #
  • Watching the Nazi-made movie about the Titanic. Frakking weird, man. #fb #
  • Know what's a funny word? "Nutgrove." #fb #
  • This secret service prostitution scandal is worthless without photos! (Strictly for scholastic purposes, of course.) #fb #
  • A duck/duct tape duck. From @RedParrots. #fb http://t.co/aJSQPvL2 #
  • I believe today is the 57th anniversary of the death of Albert Einstein #fb #
  • I'm at Catherine street Chiropractic http://t.co/FBXwEJng #
  • Just walked out the door without pants on. Made it all the way to the elevator before noticing! #fb #
  • Drop test of the Orion spacecraft. http://t.co/sI24Z3vG via @NASA #
  • Today's a good day to tweet some more good news about autism http://t.co/dKS3xOkH #fb #
  • I think he should consider himself lucky http://t.co/oBSintfU #fb #
  • I'm at The Fox & Feather Pub & Grill (Ottawa, ON) http://t.co/LMkmNdtt #
  • Asperger's Test –I scored a 12 (yes, I'm surprised, too): http://t.co/cbPwjpw1 #fb #
  • Tupac returns from the dead as a hologram. I'm officially scared now. http://t.co/GRmLbvSs #fb #
  • Could autism be reversed with a pill? Irony = an autism vaccine http://t.co/KWaYraMY #fb #
  • I'd thought I'd driven this from my memory: Ontario's failed "Icon" microcomputer: http://t.co/pu3EL5Yd #fb #