Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-05-07

  • "Unlike food and water, Mozart is not a basic human necessity." -Bill Maher #fb #
  • This weekend actually marks the 199th anniversary of the death of David Livingstone #fb #
  • I suddenly understand why David Livingstone spent so much time in the wilds of Africa. This was his wife back home http://t.co/Yceka1KT #fb #
  • Toddler memories: I thought "Watergate" was a bad TV show, 'cause the hearings kept pre-empting "The Flintstones". #old #fb #
  • Mayonnaise: king of condiments #fb #
  • Lunch: tomato soup and turkey breast wraps #omnomnom #fb http://t.co/xHCpmmYy #
  • Back in the O-town #fb #
  • I'm at Ottawa MacDonald-Cartier International Airport (YOW) (Ottawa, ON) w/ 6 others http://t.co/V0nNAulW #
  • Seems there's an extra person on this flight and the airline can't figure out who it is #hilarityensues #fb #
  • They're playing Todd Rungren on the Toronto Island ferry. I now feel very old that I recognize his voice. #fb #
  • 3 hrs sleep, 300 situps, 5k run, and a carby breakfast of boiled eggs, sweet potatoes, plantains and chick peas #fb http://t.co/TE1gOr6L #
  • Finally listening to the Beach Boys' "SMiLE", which was recorded in 1967but not released until last year. Eerie. http://t.co/2il8KSC7 #
  • Taking a moment to re-experience Big Star, the greatest pop band you've never heard of. There's even cow bell. http://t.co/ZgJBAJZE #fb #
  • What Sex Ed should be http://t.co/q8FmFq1n #
  • The Primary Difference Between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip http://t.co/OPC5yknw #fb #
  • Hey, it's Cinco de Mayo! #burrito #fb #
  • Just caught the "History" channel's "Ancient Aliens" show for the first time. I am now 10% stupider for the experience. #
  • Latest sign of middle age: the need to shave my ears. #fb #
  • Best comment: "Them white boys so bad, they sampled THEMSELVES." http://t.co/aZz3XAst #MCA #fb #
  • Wow: UOttawa REB now recommends using FluidSurveys (Canadian) instead of SurveyMonkey (US), since the latter is subject to Patriot Act #fb #
  • Absinthe tastes like a combination of ouzo, aspartame and after-shave lotion. #fb #
  • Anyone know of any SPSS alternatives for Android? #fb #
  • 5k run followed by boiled eggs, sweet potatoes and plantains #inventingnewdietfad #fb http://t.co/OL3N0UYU #
  • The Star Wars Kid grew up http://t.co/BYPic3iy #fb #
  • Enjoying my late night banana. (Get your minds out of the gutter.) #fb #
  • That's right. The Avengers are also awesomely sexy. http://t.co/gQ98fRib #fb #
  • “Well I got to keep it going keep it going full steam/ Too sweet to be sour too nice to be mean" -MCA #fb #
  • The dude who taught me to play chess… 38 years ago. #fb http://t.co/o2c7vOun #
  • Adam Yauch is dead? #WTF #fb #
  • There's a toddler running about this restaurant, screaming at random patrons. How cute. #not #fb #
  • About to meet up with a friend I haven't seen in 36 years… #fb #
  • I'm at Friendly Greek Restaurant (Toronto, Canada) http://t.co/YVCfhZ8i #
  • There's a blond dude with long hair on subway dressed as Batman, but no mask. I think he thinks he's Thor. #fb #
  • I'm at Mucho Burrito (Toronto, ON) http://t.co/WbkhfOYp #
  • Just saw The Avengers. Awesome! #fb #
  • Today's lunch: chili and absinthe #fb #
  • Things I did not need to see: seriously overweight granny on subway, wearing hot pants and bikini top. Sitting with legs asunder #blind #fb #
  • 300 situps, 5k run, and a carby Guyanese breakfast of cassava and plantains. I think the latter nullifies the first two. #fb #
  • "Stittsville" just doesn't sound like a happening place. Now, if you removed the first "S"…. #fb #
  • Meanwhile, at the legion of doom…. #fb #
  • Inbox down to 87, and it's before 2:AM. That's a good time to turn my attention to cartoons for the rest of the night. #fb #
  • A reply to us grammar nazis… but all the justifications seem to be "it's right because lots of people do it": http://t.co/jWELEUqH #fb #
  • Another sign of my hardcore geekotry: my vegetable crisper is filled with a soldering iron, glue gun and hex keys. #fb #
  • Why doesn't MGM make more Stargate shows? Huh? Why? #fb #
  • More surprising photos of myself on the 'Net. Mmmmm, sexy… http://t.co/LmyGCtWq #fb #
  • Shackleford Hurtmore's World: Invention of the Day: A Anti-Pedants Dictionary http://t.co/mSFZComQ #fb #
  • Always fun finding old photos of yourself on the 'Net http://t.co/bMsWV3qy #fb #
  • Back in T'ranna, byatches #fb #
  • I'm at Bridgehead (Ottawa, Canada) http://t.co/82pLeKNu #
  • Another paper completed and submitted. YAWN. #fb #
  • Watching a documentary on the Crusades while doing surgery on a wonky computer. In my underwear. Yep, this is how I pictured middle age. #fb #
  • I'm at Thomson http://t.co/mnWpTO6k #
  • Ahhh, 9am meetings after 3 hours of sleep… #fb #
  • Search terms driving traffic to my blog today: "unsimulated oral sex." #fb #
  • One massive task done. One massive task to go. Both due in the morning. #fb #
  • May be attending this: "Global governance for health: Perspectives from Canada" http://t.co/4iJfW4JD #fb #
  • Frustration: http://t.co/sxvRtacx #fb #
  • Why is only one of my sideburns grey? That's just weird. #fb #
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  • Five Reasons to Choose an Android Tablet Over an iPad http://t.co/XUGocgDP #fb #
  • Another sign I need more sleep: trying to open my condo door with the car keys #fb #
  • I've had my new 7" Chinese knock-off Android tablet for 30 minutes… and it's already broken. #fb #
  • "16 years ago, there was no Facebook, no Google, and a tweet was something Barbara Walters gave her dog." -Jimmy Kimmel #fb #
  • I'm at DHL Express http://t.co/kkFGt0Wz #