Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-06-11

  • "Travel has made me a racism connoisseur." – Dave Chappelle #fb #
  • Today's top search term driving traffic to my blog: "batshit crazy." #fb #
  • Grilling filet mignon on the roof #fb http://t.co/ZTETynlM #
  • Inbox under 90 for the first time in months. Can I get it down to the 30s???? #fb #
  • I meant to go to Westfest today. Really I did! But one mimosa later, and I'm unfit to drive 🙁 #fb #
  • I'm sure the boys' schools offer the same. http://t.co/iY0tG1BT #
  • My favourite band, the Stone Roses, officially start first tour in 16 years in Barcelona http://t.co/tnwjDHGe #fb #
  • Ahhh, tipsy before noon #mimosa #fb #
  • The only upside to solitary Sunday brunch is when the bartender is a former student who buys you a mimosa. Thanks! #fb http://t.co/yP89njHl #
  • Like a loser, I'm having Sunday brunch alone 🙁 #fb #
  • I'm at The Standard Luxury Tavern (Ottawa, ON) http://t.co/Hz3oyp8F #
  • My latest gluten-free midnight snack: peanut butter and jelly sandwich… without the bread. #fb #
  • Oh sure, migraine subsides just as my Saturday night is officially over. Thanks a lot, brain. #fb #
  • I got the moobs like Jabba. So true. http://t.co/flln69vw #
  • Squirrel logic #fb http://t.co/HUlQ6iuB #
  • "Mini-tramp." Hee hee. #fb #
  • Saturday night migraine. Oh yay. #fb #
  • "Miley Cyrus is engaged? I didn't even know she was pregnant." -Bill Maher #fb #
  • Pulling into the gas station and filling my tank for $1 makes me feel special #scootersrock #fb #
  • "Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys crazy-ass happiness." -Eminem. #fb #
  • Wake up, work out, breakfast, nap. #fb #
  • This chameleon dislikes iPhones as much as I do: http://t.co/M18ovFEp #fb #
  • The 80s were weird, and I miss 'em. http://t.co/gvhjm1bh #fb #
  • I'm at Shafali Restaurant (Ottawa, Canada) http://t.co/HzePBJzR #
  • You're welcome. http://t.co/0gVJ9eaH #fb #
  • I'm at Pub Italia (Ottawa, ON) http://t.co/msIr2zJI #
  • A gift from England, courtesy of @charannstanley #fb http://t.co/KlxH3tjs #
  • "Actual hatred is a sport in Britain." -unnamed diplomat #
  • Top search term driving traffic to my sci-fi site (http://t.co/hG8CxOs4) is… " child abandonment." That's just weird. #fb #
  • Scrambled eggs and baby back ribs at Baker Street Cafe #fb http://t.co/9zT1e55n #
  • The excellent "Avengers" cartoon is cancelled, but that ridiculous "Ultimate Spider-man" continues? Sigh. http://t.co/wl2SQh5w #fb #
  • I'm supporting Autism Speaks Canada https://t.co/e12FCIV6 #fb #
  • The high prevalence of psychopaths explains several of my ex-bosses and dates. http://t.co/KXTKqpJY #
  • Truly for the geeks, the best MODOK costume I've ever seen: http://t.co/mivWSo8g #fb #
  • Damn, that Mr Clean "magic eraser" really works –despite having Lex Luthor's face on it! #fb #
  • I love this scene from "Superman Doomsday." Shows the twisted psycho-sexual thing between Luthor and Superman http://t.co/J6y6B1qs #fb #
  • Full-time Canadian faculty report high job satisfaction. I certainly love my job. http://t.co/JiJsbgFT #fb #
  • Introducing career streams into academic research http://t.co/HGZy9qTm #fb #
  • 1966 Incredible Hulk TV cartoon http://t.co/Lc90hGJj #fb #
  • Arrgh! Can't get my inbox under 125! #fb #
  • The grand experiment –a month without hair product– is officially over. #fb #
  • I loved the books of Ray Bradbury (RIP), but his politics were disappointing. I'll blog it soon. http://t.co/UTgv4vF1 #fb #
  • "Sixty years on the throne? Someone get that woman some fibre!" -Jon Stewart #fb #
  • Fuck yeah! @RalphGarman: Hey Canada! Me & @thatkevinsmith babble at you in Ottawa this August! http://t.co/ACAnHgmR #
  • At IDRC session on social media. Therefore, I had to Tweet about it. #fb #
  • Convocation 2012: view from the professorial cheap seats. That's new chancellor, Michaelle Jean, with Allan Rock, http://t.co/gn8RuXNF #
  • Bracelet given to me by one of my very first students 5 years ago, that I still wear 24/7. #fb http://t.co/4nWWmJTk #
  • Yes, I fell asleep on stage during convocation. But I was exhausted from my pride for all my exquisite students who graduated today. #fb #
  • Just got a one hour foot massage to prepare for my long hours of sitting. #fb #
  • Someone just found my blog after Googling "gay cats." Why would anyone even THINK to do that??? #fb #