Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-08-06

• Everytime a NASA dude says "hazcam", I hear "ass-cam" #fb #
• Exciting take on the engineering marvel that was the Curiosity landing http://t.co/fLHnNj5l #fb #
• Paraphrasing NASA dude: they didn't put $2.5 billion on a ship and send it to Mars. It was all spent right here on Earth. Amen, brother #fb #
• NASA dude says, "I want to thank the gentleman sitting to my left", so the camera pans to his RIGHT. #camerafail #fb #
• Did the NASA dude just say something about being in "erstwhile hands"? Methink 'tis a serious grammar fail. #fb #
• Curiosity is parked in front of my condo! #fb http://t.co/ON8wpvkO #
• Obama science dude just said Americans are only ones to put landers on other planets. Not true. USSR put one on Venus. #fb #
• And Curiosity has landed! #fb #
• You know it's a new era when one of the JPL mission control guys has a Mohawk haircut #fb #
• Rice-based pasta may be gluten-free, but it sure is a pain in the ass to cook correctly. #fb #
• Mars: Everything you need to know to catch the Curiosity rover landing http://t.co/2tM8OMYR #fb #
• Re-watching LOTR. This scene always makes me cheer out loud. http://t.co/76m3RoPG #fb #
• You're all welcome to (virtually) stay up with me tonight to monitor the arrival of Curiosity at Mars. 1:30AM EDT. http://t.co/gQHjW9c8 #fb #
• Someone found my blog by Googling "male boob transformation." #fb #
• Sleeping in and waking up to a rain storm. It's gonna be a good day! #
• 3:am shakshuka! #fb http://t.co/PSV6ayO9 #
• Oh man. Gorgeous night in Ottawa and the city is abandoned. I'm scootering through all the stunning waterfront parks and there's no one #fb #
• Time for 1:AM scooter ride along the canal. #fb #
• Always felt the Lord of the Rings movies should have used the 1980 cartoon version's soundtrack http://t.co/o83lhutM #fb #
• Rogers assumes people can't do math. They're probably right. http://t.co/QGsLZI91 #fb #
• If gymnastics "floor" routines are an Olympic event, then pole dancing should be, as well. #fb #
• I'm replacing "sliced bread" with "tea bags" as my comparator for "the greatest thing since." #fb #
• I habitually press "stop" on the Microwave oven just seconds before it was going to stop anyway. What does this mean? #fb #
• I'm all for binging science to the masses, but there was only ever one "Cosmos", and it cannot be replicated. http://t.co/wZUIMpQM #fb #
• Science! http://t.co/rrl3RVuT #fb #
• If I read one more time about something "peaking" someone's interest, I'm going to slap someone. Seriously. #it #039;sPIQUE #fb #
• i'm now officially saddled with FB timelime 🙁 #fb #
• I've been very productive this week. I think I deserve an evening of veggie chili and comic books. #fb #
• Whenever I cook with herbs I've grown myself, I feel like I'm eating my own children #fb #
• Ottawa + summer + fit women = yowza! #fb #
• Heehee http://t.co/IuEUx0eH #fb #
• Constantly amazed by the unscientific things that come out of the mouths of the editors of Scientific American #fb #
• Search term driving traffic to my blog today: "naked emo boys." WTF? I mean, really. WTF? #fb #
• RIP Gore Vidal. We've lost a great one. #fb #
• Rise of the Planet of the Apes http://t.co/ikfe1vUH #fb #
• One more paper completed and submitted #fb #
• Hindu-Americans Rank Top in SES. Maybe I should rethink my agnosticism… http://t.co/IcsZt7FF #fb #
• Researchers find the official 50 funniest jokes of all time. Meh. http://t.co/7a1I8FTb #fb #
• nice summary of reactions to NBC's brutally bad Olympics coverage http://t.co/usKY9GPk #nbcfail #fb #
• I dislike the Olympics. And I'm not a fan of Danny Boyle. But I enjoyed that opening ceremony! #fb #
• It doesn't mean what he thinks it means. http://t.co/X3S6M9Ms #fb #
• Which Olympics athlete are you? I'm Sanni Utriainen, a female javelin thrower. This answers a lot of questions. http://t.co/0zue0bGk #fb #
• Attn Ottawa students: CHEO now taking apps for ER clinical research volunteer program. Deadline Aug 8: https://t.co/Q1dOanBe #fb #
• Enjoying "X-Men: Schism" and couldn't help but excerpt this one frame. More like, "X-Men: Jism." #fb http://t.co/VIUBKrvV #
• The worst Mel Gibson quotes, set to cute kittens. http://t.co/TWuA6dOx #fb #