Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-10-08

  • The Stewart/O'Reilly debate was 3000% more informative and entertaining than the actual Presidential debate http://t.co/xBFHTBDV #fb #
  • Happiness is: writing a lecture whilst simultaneously flashing tablet ROM. #geeklove #fb #
  • Uhoh. Think I may have just bricked my tablet. #fb #
  • Millennia hence, when sentient poultry rule the world, they will tale sad tales of the annual turkey holocaust. #fb #
  • Sweet! BBC News just linked to one of my studies! http://t.co/L9knKvWB #fb #
  • Acapella Gangnam Style… sung by a white dude? Kewl. http://t.co/djdfdwoV #fb #
  • When life gives you lemons, break out the salt shaker and do tequila shots. #fb #
  • "@BlGBlRD: With all the Tea Party hate I'm gettin' and Thanksgiving fast approaching, I wanna make one thing clear: I am NOT a turkey." #fb #
  • Yesterday, a cop radar-gunned me while I was riding my SCOOTER. Tearing up the tarmac at 20kph… #fb #
  • UOttawa undergrad students: consider applying for the APUO $1000 bursary! https://t.co/fAGPk3PR #fb #
  • Anyone looking for a global health admin assistant job in Toronto? https://t.co/qWTXMpHA #fb #
  • Rich Little is from Ottawa? #thingsIlearnedtoday #fb #
  • Someone just found my blog after searching, "elephant humping donkey." Hmm, so this is why my career is stalled… #fb #
  • Nice to come home to a cheque you don't remember earning. #freemoney #fb #
  • Hmmm, ground beef is on sale. I wonder why? #ecolinomics #fb #
  • Hey folks in Connecticut, come hear me speak on "The Politicization of Science" on Monday! http://t.co/5YIP359Y #fb #
  • Today I taught a stats class so thoroughly that I think even I might understand stats now. #fb #
  • Can't decide if people who pronounce "idea" with an "R" at the end are endearing or annoying. #fb #
  • Dear OCTranspo driver who drove off just as I sprinted to the bus, but before I actually got on…. well, you know what I want to say. #fb #
  • Just got invited to the "Canadian Obesity Summit." Betcha the catering is kick-ass. #fb #
  • Oh Porter YTZ lounge…. how far you've fallen. #fb #
  • I have now seen Kristin Stewart's boobs. Mine are bigger. #winning #fb #
  • Romney: "You're entitled to your own airplane and your own house, but not your own facts." Your own AIRPLANE??? #fb #
  • Hate to say this, but so far the debate has benefited Romney more than Obama #fb #
  • How did people ever watch Presidential debates before Twitter? #fb #
  • Looks like Jim Lehrer's gonna have to choke a bitch. #fb #
  • Having serious discussion about artistic group called "Hung Gai." Trying hard not to snicker. #fb #
  • Was just interviewed for a feature in Spain's most widely read newspaper. No I don't speak Spanish. Hilarity ensued. #fb #
  • First the global bacon shortage, now pigs eating their farmers. Is this the Rise of the Planet of the Porklets? http://t.co/1QuMIUHy #fb #
  • Why hasn't someone autotuned this yet? http://t.co/nKfBhJ0K #fb #
  • Job opportunity with WHO: junior consultant, background in statistics, public health. http://t.co/VUS4cKcn #fb #
  • John Baird has Romulan hair #fb #
  • Ottawa, bitches #fb #
  • Terminal 3 is Pearson's homage to the developing world #yyz #fb #
  • Going to be interviewed this week by Spain's most widely read newspaper. Ay caramba! #fb #