Twitter tweets from 2013-01-20 to 2013-02-27

Separated At Birth, part 45 http://t.co/gQ1JnlJzZC  Feb 27, 2013 3:41pm

:Twitter haiku 341 – “Mystic dice player / Threw hard after second throw / Opened his third die” #fb  Feb 27, 2013 3:41pm

I think CIHR makes their application process as difficult as possible, just to weed out the weak. #fb   Feb 27, 2013  12:41pm

This is what a library looks like in Topkapi palace. I don’t see any books. Or computers #fb t.co/Ma93mF7MPI
Feb 27, 2013 2:44 PM

@the_jessmister I thought they were shisha hallucinations
Feb 27, 2013 9:12 AM

I Found a Turkey in Turkey: No, seriously. I did. t.co/94iB9Jjmng
Feb 27, 2013 12:13 AM

Quick video from Hagia Sofia today, part 2 t.co/S2ZJeZF9dg
Feb 26, 2013 11:56 PM

Shisha in Istanbul, part 2. t.co/UYEQNHCGqQ
Feb 26, 2013 11:04 PM

Having some shisha in Istanbul. No, there’s nothing illegal in it. As far as you know. t.co/VQt4Jc8jyk
Feb 26, 2013 11:02 PM

Quick video from Hagia Sofia today, part 1 t.co/YiZCDgKyZz
Feb 26, 2013 10:59 PM

Traditional Turkish shave includes getting your ear hairs BURNED OFF t.co/o7ANbXK1cC
Feb 26, 2013 10:46 PM

I found a turkey in Turkey t.co/ZJuBXMxVei
Feb 26, 2013 10:43 PM

The various Anatolian ways that the underlined word could be pronounced make me giggle #fb t.co/f2pH10PJGq
Feb 26, 2013 10:38 PM

Fishies in the Basilica Cistern underneath Istanbul #fb t.co/bZcLPGR2cZ
Feb 26, 2013 10:24 PM

Fishies in the Basilica Cistern underneath Istanbul t.co/XaBiz8yxzn
Feb 26, 2013 9:45 PM

@LoganNZed pubes
Feb 26, 2013 9:28 PM

Getting work done, with the help of a bottle of wine and the eerie glow of the Hagia Sofia t.co/Coi4EbBCBf
Feb 26, 2013 9:24 PM

Just had a straight razor shave. Kewl. #fb
Feb 26, 2013 7:33 PM

turkish coffee in the grand bazaar of Istanbul #fb t.co/7KVyBe830a
Feb 26, 2013 7:31 PM

Smiling Wat at the Hagia Sofia #fb t.co/dLZYLWnW3D
Feb 26, 2013 1:18 PM

Getting work done, with the help of a bottle of wine and the eerie glow of the Hagia Sofia t.co/AiJMKmqeCb
Feb 26, 2013 12:28 AM

Istanbul, Not Constantinople: Greetings from the centre of the world, perhaps the greatest city in the history of … t.co/mCf87XYVWH
Feb 26, 2013 12:13 AM

@hazalkay yep, one of my favourite places in the world
Feb 25, 2013 11:44 PM

Getting work done, with the help of a bottle of wine and the eerie glow of the Hagia Sofia t.co/BlZjOMAhzy
Feb 25, 2013 11:43 PM

“The politics of academia is so fierce because there’s so little at stake” -paraphrased from some US politician #fb
Feb 25, 2013 11:33 PM

Don’t be mad. But I’m writing a grant and sipping wine alone on an Istanbul hotel roof, under the moonlit glare of the Hagia Sofia #fb
Feb 25, 2013 9:08 PM

Turks lined up to buy coffee in the Istanbul spice market #fb t.co/BpC7UM7wLo
Feb 25, 2013 8:43 PM

Turkish viagra #fb t.co/HsnVYynhDC
Feb 25, 2013 8:04 PM

Turkish viagra t.co/JKH9hNLaK4
Feb 25, 2013 7:55 PM

Hagia sofia by moonlight #fb t.co/ZOP6MFcfwz
Feb 25, 2013 7:44 PM

Istanbul’s spice market #fb t.co/KFygLLZK57
Feb 25, 2013 7:42 PM

Asleep on the Bosphorus ferry. Dreamt of free wifi and an event-free epidemiology midterm #fb
Feb 25, 2013 6:11 PM

@jpli18 what?
Feb 25, 2013 6:11 PM

Got off on the wrong stop on a Bosphorus tour. Am now somewhere south of the Black Sea. Oh well. Time for a drink #fb
Feb 25, 2013 1:15 PM

“Drink water. It’ll harden your dick and soften your stool.” -Adam Stevens #fb
Feb 25, 2013 1:00 PM

Departing the ferry terminal on the Bosphorus #istanbul #fb t.co/isK69ztGZw
Feb 25, 2013 12:51 PM

View from a ferry on the Bosphorus #istanbul #fb t.co/CWzQ7aTsiO
Feb 25, 2013 12:49 PM

Octopus mezes in Istanbul #fb t.co/kD1TtZkqE2
Feb 25, 2013 12:22 PM

7am yoga on the rooftop across from the Hagia Sofia as the Turks stare at me quizzically. Ah, the joys of jetlag #fb
Feb 25, 2013 8:08 AM

First breakfast in Constantinople #fb t.co/PDYUUeKitw
Feb 25, 2013 8:03 AM

Sausage, beer and pretzels at Vienna airport #fb t.co/Qw4OKSNF6f
Feb 25, 2013 2:42 AM

@dmosher626 or double down!
Feb 24, 2013 11:26 PM

@J_Ged always makes me nervous when lawyers write about epidemiology
Feb 24, 2013 9:54 PM

Someone just found my blog after Googling, “comon baby light my asshole” [sic] #fb
Feb 24, 2013 9:34 PM

Calamari at the Pudding Shop in Istanbul #fb t.co/8C2LOmJqeE
Feb 24, 2013 8:09 PM

Calamari at The Pudding Shop in Istanbul (free wifi!) #fb t.co/9r0Wsnfuln
Feb 24, 2013 8:09 PM

View of Hagia Sophia from the rooftop patio of my hotel #fb t.co/b4ndVVzapM
Feb 24, 2013 6:17 PM

Sausage, beer and pretzels at Vienna airport #fb t.co/3dJRx8Zh0D
Feb 24, 2013 6:02 PM

@MaduraSundar it flows from my good looks
Feb 24, 2013 6:01 PM

Istanbul, bitches! #fb
Feb 24, 2013 5:26 PM

About to board Austrian Airlines 821 to Istanbul. Anyone else here? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone? #fb
Feb 24, 2013 12:39 PM

@dkaykay11 good luck! Remember some stock answers: “I would check with my team/colleagues/supervisor/college” and stress teamwork!
Feb 24, 2013 12:37 PM

@bumblebrie nah, just sausages
Feb 24, 2013 12:36 PM

Last hour in Vienna… time for a farewell sausage and beer. #fb
Feb 24, 2013 11:39 AM

A hock of ham in Vienna #fb t.co/pFmdjVzzu0
Feb 24, 2013 12:04 AM

Monitoring my condo via webcam thousands of miles away. Science! #fb t.co/IyAtDgFzEZ
Feb 23, 2013 10:51 PM

Things I’ve learned today: it’s a long way to the top if you want to rock and toll #fb
Feb 23, 2013 7:09 PM

Poster in Frankfurt bathroom. Girls, weights, boxing, and… lawn chairs? #fb t.co/H62I8KR16T
Feb 23, 2013 6:33 PM

happiness is… a litre of Austrian beer, a shot of brandy, and 2 kilos of ham. Burrrrp. #fb
Feb 23, 2013 6:25 PM

Ahhh Vienna and free public wifi 🙂 #fb
Feb 23, 2013 3:30 PM

Creepy dudes in Vienna #fb t.co/qkiHOwrEET
Feb 23, 2013 12:27 AM

@dmosher626 I make it one
Feb 22, 2013 9:24 PM

A German toddler with soiled diaper just asked me to “Clean mein bum” #fb
Feb 22, 2013 7:08 PM

Vienna, bitches! Weiners everywhere. #fb
Feb 22, 2013 2:47 PM

Selected for “random” search. Yeah right. #flyingwhilebrown #fb
Feb 21, 2013 10:32 PM

@LoganNZed no, they just get delusional. Apparently.
Feb 21, 2013 10:02 PM

@LoganNZed no? Then you need to change face creams
Feb 21, 2013 9:52 PM

Yes I put the anal in analgesic. Wait… what? #fb
Feb 21, 2013 9:18 PM

@GenBois I’m all about the anal. And the gesics.
Feb 21, 2013 8:24 PM

Unhappiness is…. herniating a disc hours before an intercontinental flight! #fb
Feb 21, 2013 7:46 PM

@LoganNZed we’re the same age
Feb 21, 2013 7:45 PM

Dear RBC telemarketing, since the “do not call” list clearly doesn’t work, I have used technology to block your calls. You’re welcome.
Feb 21, 2013 6:12 PM

Holy crap. John Fitch cut from #ufc. Damn.
Feb 21, 2013 5:06 PM

Today’s gluten free brekky- eggs, avocado, rice cake, fried banana #fb t.co/uwWEYJhMCJ
Feb 21, 2013 4:44 PM

Re-discovering the band “Chicago”. Damn, I feel old. #fb
Feb 21, 2013 3:40 PM

Harlem shake for puppies. Now I can die in peace. t.co/6Xcvodfq5E #fb
Feb 21, 2013 5:27 AM

@WayneWtucker yeah it’s too late for you
Feb 21, 2013 2:11 AM

Seems they found testosterone in Bladerunner’s house. Time to test his pisstorius #fb
Feb 21, 2013 2:11 AM

Interesting how high school girls are showing up to a university info session dressed in micro miniskirts and heels. Not commenting. #fb
Feb 21, 2013 2:00 AM

@Chamika da doorag rag rag, da doorag rag
Feb 21, 2013 1:53 AM

Watching images from Pistorius bail hearing… damn, that courthouse looks like a gorgeous, tastefully lit dinner theatre! #fb
Feb 21, 2013 1:45 AM

@Chamika it’s my Mexican gardener persona
Feb 21, 2013 1:42 AM

They can’t grant Pistorius bail. If he runs, they’ll never catch him. Plus, he’s a cyborg #fb
Feb 21, 2013 1:41 AM

Great. Now people are mistaking me for a hotel employee. I should demand tips. #fb
Feb 21, 2013 1:40 AM

More evidence I am old: a jazz standard version of a Cure song is being pumped into an event as Muzak. Jeebus Cripes. #fb
Feb 21, 2013 1:32 AM

The downside of a high fibre diet is a certain… buoyancy… #fb
Feb 21, 2013 1:26 AM

Apparently I’m in “Hornby”. The “b” is extraneous. #fb
Feb 21, 2013 1:17 AM

I hadn’t even heard of the Harlem Shake. I just thought this was wonderfully weird. t.co/NEbdXQik #fb
Feb 20, 2013 8:49 PM

@LucyAmandaLa good morning!
Feb 20, 2013 12:53 PM

Holed up in a hotel room. Do I watch movies or write my grant? #fb
Feb 20, 2013 4:19 AM

How did people survive bus rides before smartphones? #fb
Feb 20, 2013 3:33 AM

First sniffles. Then itchiness. Then slipped disc. Now drooling. What’s next for me today? Hemmorhagic fever? #fb
Feb 20, 2013 2:06 AM

Other faculties’ tables are giving away piggy banks, beach balls and even an ipad! We have…. pens. #fb
Feb 20, 2013 1:47 AM

Dear OttawaU: piping Kesha into your recruitment event doesn’t make u seem cooler to the kids. Just makes us old profs feel really weird #fb
Feb 20, 2013 1:43 AM

Jamming my ass into the wall to reset my coccyx and relieve my herniated disc. This doesn’t look weird at all. Nope, not at all. #fb
Feb 20, 2013 1:39 AM

@WayneWtucker my best LOOKING squash years are in front of me
Feb 20, 2013 1:29 AM

So, would Pistorius be able to wear his blades in prison? Aren’t they shivs? #fb
Feb 20, 2013 1:03 AM

Good: free wifi in Wentworth! Bad: I think I re-herniated a disc… by sitting still! #fb
Feb 19, 2013 11:38 PM

@LoganNZed o zod, they’re actually 20 somethings !
Feb 19, 2013 11:36 PM

Forced to listen to a conversation between two teenaged girls is making me dumber by the minute #fb
Feb 19, 2013 10:26 PM

@dkaykay11 not constantinople
Feb 19, 2013 10:04 PM

@dkaykay11 yeah save it for when you’re in med school
Feb 19, 2013 10:01 PM

@dkaykay11 because they’re health sciences profs BOOYAH!
Feb 19, 2013 9:59 PM

@JoVanEvery I wish. I know a hot girl in albuqurque (however you spell it)
Feb 19, 2013 9:58 PM

Oh sweet Jeebus, I’m in Brampton. How did this happen? #fb
Feb 19, 2013 9:57 PM

On a bus full of professors en route for Hamilton. So far no one can count heads reliably. Wanna bet we get lost? #fb
Feb 19, 2013 9:49 PM

What? Another orgy of urban gun violence in the USA? Colour me shocked #sarcasm #fb
Feb 19, 2013 7:43 PM

Odd how the luggage store down the street has been having a “going out of business” sale for the past 15 years #fb
Feb 19, 2013 7:42 PM

“Anonymous internet poster” bill. How do people feel about this? t.co/oT2hiMNV #fb
Feb 19, 2013 6:04 PM

Things I learned today: AC adapter for Lenovo V57 is rare. Drove for 2 days through Toronto to find one… and it was their last one! #fb
Feb 19, 2013 4:43 AM

@Shehbazzz not telling
Feb 19, 2013 2:47 AM

@jpli18 @acurrie where r u guys????
Feb 19, 2013 12:04 AM

@jpli18 @acurrie I’m at gallery sushi
Feb 19, 2013 12:03 AM

@vadum explains why i’m tripping over fucking hipsters everywhere.
Feb 18, 2013 9:18 PM

@dmosher626 i sport MC Hammer pants EVERY day
Feb 18, 2013 9:17 PM

@vadum the plebes do. i work everyday.
Feb 18, 2013 9:16 PM

@LoganNZed sweet
Feb 18, 2013 9:16 PM

Jeebus Cripes, Toronto, why are all your coffee shops packed? Don’t any of you bloody hipsters have family to annoy on Family Day? #fb
Feb 18, 2013 8:23 PM

@jpli18 @acurrie ayce doesn’t match my workout schedule this week
Feb 18, 2013 8:05 PM

There’s a dude across the street filming me eating a burrito. I expect to see this on youtube with a hilarious caption. #fb
Feb 18, 2013 8:02 PM

Stop. Burrito time. #fb
Feb 18, 2013 7:53 PM

@acurrie @jpli18 otay
Feb 18, 2013 7:20 PM

@acurrie @jpli18 time?
Feb 18, 2013 6:28 PM

@jpli18 @acurrie pick a time. also, i have a car so can pick you up if you’d like.
Feb 18, 2013 5:59 PM

@jpli18 @acurrie let’s make it a yes. ok, sushi. but find a healthy-ish sushi place!
Feb 18, 2013 5:51 PM

@acurrie @jpli18 strong possibility
Feb 18, 2013 5:46 PM

I need to ponder this over a mug of laudanum t.co/fGO6eadG #fb
Feb 18, 2013 5:35 PM

@acurrie @jpli18 Bah! I’m not available rest of the week. *slight* chance for Thursday.
Feb 18, 2013 5:29 PM

@jpli18 @acurrie so…. no lunch today?
Feb 18, 2013 5:16 PM

@dmosher626 because “anal fat” could be construed to be a medical search
Feb 18, 2013 3:44 PM

Nobody flame me, but I sort of miss the days of no Sunday shopping. One day per week of total quiet in the city was an interesting thing #fb
Feb 18, 2013 3:27 PM

“Taking pictures on your iPad is the new fanny pack.” -@ KristyAudette #fb
Feb 18, 2013 3:02 PM

I’m really enjoying this voice recognition function on my Android tablet
Feb 18, 2013 5:51 AM

@GenBois then I will wear something pretty
Feb 18, 2013 5:50 AM

@GenBois maybe I will be in disguise
Feb 18, 2013 4:39 AM

Unhappiness is… a billion things due, yet forgetting to pack laptop power adapter. Oh and all the stores are closed. #fb
Feb 17, 2013 10:27 PM

Wine and vodka is a powerful combination. Moving on to gin. #fb
Feb 17, 2013 1:42 AM

*HIC* #fb
Feb 17, 2013 1:11 AM

“Guns and cheese: everything a cracker could ever want.” bill Maher #fb
Feb 17, 2013 12:54 AM

Ahhh, via 1. #bloodycaesar #fb
Feb 17, 2013 12:28 AM

@Chamika bah
Feb 16, 2013 1:54 PM

I guess the Bladerunner thought his girlfriend was a replicant #toosoon? #pistorius #fb
Feb 16, 2013 1:54 PM

Re-potting plants at 3:30am, ’cause that’s my life now. #fb
Feb 16, 2013 9:28 AM

7 animals that are eaten alive by humans t.co/EHQ1XvVT #fb
Feb 16, 2013 8:33 AM

Oh, Nutella. You’re so bad for me yet I cannot resist you. I guess that’s why you have a female name. #fb
Feb 16, 2013 8:30 AM

@vadum that is the key part, after all
Feb 16, 2013 8:04 AM

@vadum but your statement implied that it became a meteorite when it broke into little pieces. Which is incorrect.
Feb 16, 2013 7:41 AM

@vadum there can be. but your original definition was erroneous.
Feb 16, 2013 7:26 AM

@vadum you have at your disposal the wonder of Google.
Feb 16, 2013 7:23 AM

What we’ve learned from the Ural meteorite: lots of Russians have dashboard cameras and listen to horrid techno music #fb
Feb 16, 2013 7:12 AM

@vadum a meteorite is not a little piece of a meteor. It is by definition a meteor that survives impact with the Earth.
Feb 16, 2013 7:11 AM

And we wonder why kids don’t understand science? t.co/a8ZDySwd
Feb 16, 2013 5:29 AM

Now this is how you do a live broadcast. Reporters take note. t.co/nB998Fsm #fb
Feb 16, 2013 5:28 AM

@jpli18 @acurrie strong possibility
Feb 16, 2013 5:00 AM

@carissa_dupuis judging by the graphic, it’s only for interracial families
Feb 16, 2013 4:20 AM

@smay091 you heard about the …um… complications? stay tuned.
Feb 16, 2013 4:19 AM

@jpli18 @acurrie taking my parents for lunch that day. i can meet in evening, though.
Feb 16, 2013 4:15 AM

Oh, Google… t.co/jWAGtj7d
Feb 16, 2013 4:13 AM

WTF did I just watch? t.co/Y63VFrhy #fb
Feb 16, 2013 4:09 AM

The best part is all the people filming this on their phones t.co/pvMG5jaK #fb
Feb 16, 2013 4:07 AM

Uh…. wow t.co/iP8aZG9i
Feb 16, 2013 3:44 AM

@jpli18 @acurrie i’m in town from tomorrow night until thursday
Feb 16, 2013 3:44 AM

@dkaykay11 if you really need your passport, i’m coming to toronto tomorrow and can bring it
Feb 15, 2013 9:27 PM

@dkaykay11 for domestic flights, all u need is government issued photo ID, like drivers licence
Feb 15, 2013 9:12 PM

@dkaykay11 I can write you a letter of permission
Feb 15, 2013 7:57 PM

@acurrie aiieeeee
Feb 15, 2013 7:57 PM

I weep for people who don’t get the humour of Louis CK #fb
Feb 15, 2013 5:23 PM

@acurrie @jpli18 so I hear there was some excitement recently. Hope everyone is ok.
Feb 15, 2013 4:36 PM

@isabelarroyo15 nice
Feb 15, 2013 3:02 AM

@isabelarroyo15 how do I know you didn’t pull the alarm? 🙂
Feb 15, 2013 2:21 AM

Exam interrupted by fire alarm. Great. Just great. #fb
Feb 15, 2013 1:33 AM

Wow. One student done in under an hour. 94 still on first page. #fb
Feb 15, 2013 12:37 AM

@bumblebrie I spoke too soon 🙁
Feb 15, 2013 12:35 AM

A hour into the epi midterm and no one has asked any questions yet. Hmm #fb
Feb 15, 2013 12:21 AM

My Valentine’s Day gift to my students my LOVE for epidemiology… via a midterm #fb
Feb 15, 2013 12:07 AM

To help drum up business, the uni is sending me to… Hamilton, Mississauga, and Markham! Whoohoo! Party towns! #fb
Feb 15, 2013 12:04 AM

@LoganNZed and maybe find love
Feb 15, 2013 12:00 AM

I always love midterm days. There are students bin attendance I’ve never seen before #fb
Feb 14, 2013 11:53 PM

Student just informed me there’s a guy on my street who looks just like me. His name is Oz. I must kill him. Or make love to him. #fb
Feb 14, 2013 11:46 PM

Why is no one talking about the near Apocalypse tomorrow? t.co/I4za4gpG #fb
Feb 14, 2013 11:03 PM

I want to visit all the countries named after food… Turkey… Chile…. Pizzaland… #fb
Feb 14, 2013 10:19 PM

What’s that strange silence? The sound of 100 undergrads studying for their epidemiology midterm… which happens in 3 hours. #fb
Feb 14, 2013 8:10 PM

“Krill oil” sounds like something milked from an alien #fb
Feb 14, 2013 4:15 AM

@CigaretsChill Thought you’d like to know, him being a member of your clan and all…. t.co/nTyfCjoj
Feb 14, 2013 4:06 AM

Queen’s U Global Health KT summer program: t.co/z5EmOySO #fb
Feb 14, 2013 1:07 AM

At a place called “Best Burrito In Town.” Well, we’ll see about that.
Feb 13, 2013 11:13 PM

I’m going to be in Istanbul at the end of the month. Who can suggest some fun (and legal) things to do there? #fb
Feb 13, 2013 10:21 PM

Suddenly craving risotto and bacon
Feb 13, 2013 10:15 PM

@anjali_handa then shut up and put on a sweater!
Feb 13, 2013 9:59 PM

@KyleRyc which is why I am mocking them. Keep up.
Feb 13, 2013 7:16 PM

@KyleRyc I’m equating weight with weight. If you’re equating weight with volume, you’re a frakking idiot.
Feb 13, 2013 5:31 PM

@jpli18 seen it
Feb 13, 2013 3:04 PM

@JoVanEvery I refuse to acknowledge the inarticulateness of others.
Feb 13, 2013 2:16 AM

@JoVanEvery obviously. That’s not the point.
Feb 13, 2013 12:16 AM

Dear people on the Internet: muscle does not “weigh” more than fat. A pound of muscle weighs the same as a pound of fat. #terminology #fb
Feb 13, 2013 12:08 AM

Friend: “You have Netflix?” Me: “I use something better.” Friend: “What’s better than Netfix?” Me: “Piracy.” #fb
Feb 13, 2013 12:06 AM

Joshua Jackson is 34? I thought he was, like, 45. Dude needs to drink some green tea or something. #fb
Feb 12, 2013 11:16 PM

Endless parade of epidemiology students in my office today. Almost like there’s a midterm this week or something. #fb
Feb 12, 2013 10:52 PM

@LoganNZed oh I thought you were talking about your trip to Bangkok
Feb 12, 2013 10:03 PM

Green apples and coffee: snack of champions… and those who forgot their wallet at home. #fb
Feb 12, 2013 9:57 PM

@LoganNZed ping pong is still in where?
Feb 12, 2013 9:26 PM

Someone just found my blog after Googling, “male escorts in Indonesia.” This is not a good thing. #fb
Feb 12, 2013 6:40 PM

@dmosher626 All of which they can get with a lot less effort
Feb 12, 2013 6:33 PM

So… wrestling has been removed from the Olympics, but synchronized swimming and ballroom dancing remain? WTF? #fb
Feb 12, 2013 6:28 PM

First student gift in the new office! #fb t.co/i29L6z2s
Feb 12, 2013 5:51 PM

What? I have a lecture at 8:30AM? Damn, better get to bed! #fb
Feb 12, 2013 7:27 AM

@EmBurgerz that’s where our minds are
Feb 12, 2013 5:31 AM

@brittharr2 insert cotton swab
Feb 12, 2013 4:48 AM

@brittharr2 just don’t combine the two. That’s a job for Cipro.
Feb 12, 2013 4:44 AM

I always struggle to spell the word, “haemorrhage” #fb
Feb 12, 2013 4:39 AM

@CigaretsChill Ooooooo
Feb 12, 2013 4:11 AM

I guess kitten pope is nothing new t.co/ka5RcGnA #fb
Feb 12, 2013 3:22 AM

@mgradeen you were an altar boy, too???
Feb 12, 2013 3:22 AM

@mgradeen back to gay Batman then?
Feb 12, 2013 3:20 AM

Ratzinger’s resignation just paves the way for the ultimate pontiff…. #newpope t.co/Spm9cCZA
Feb 12, 2013 3:11 AM

I hear Ratzinger is retiring to be the frontman for Black Sabbath t.co/yek2YkYM
Feb 12, 2013 2:55 AM

I will also miss his mad beatz #newpope t.co/x7gBIhyZ
Feb 12, 2013 2:43 AM

Shall we break out these signs for the #newpope ? t.co/g7lcubAT
Feb 12, 2013 2:39 AM

I for one will miss our Dark Pope of the Sith t.co/8JTcXIoo
Feb 12, 2013 2:39 AM

I will miss his flirtatious ways t.co/MUQgBwFc
Feb 12, 2013 2:34 AM

@rondia he will pope in a box in your kitchen
Feb 12, 2013 2:33 AM

This guy seems legit #newpope t.co/sDEmmWKx
Feb 12, 2013 2:31 AM

who will be the next pope, part 2? t.co/VZidixsv
Feb 12, 2013 2:25 AM

who will be the next pope? t.co/gxcneQtn
Feb 12, 2013 2:24 AM

Bring on the Pope jokes… t.co/pNYCV5df
Feb 12, 2013 2:16 AM

Oh why is the Via Rail website down? AGAIN. #fb
Feb 11, 2013 6:59 PM

@RashiKhilnani nah
Feb 11, 2013 6:58 PM

And this gets me what exactly? t.co/bkVX0lPB
Feb 11, 2013 6:40 PM

“It may rhyme with poutpourri, but this popery smells foul” -Me. #quotinfyourselfiscool #fb
Feb 11, 2013 6:27 PM

Well this looks like a cash grab t.co/jIoFRjIL #fb
Feb 11, 2013 6:21 PM

@RashiKhilnani Dont know. Coming to fetch my elderly father; he will have already been there for a while & I dont want him travling alone
Feb 11, 2013 6:15 PM

@RashiKhilnani My Indianness is 5 generations removed, and without any evidence thereof.
Feb 11, 2013 6:05 PM

@RashiKhilnani (a) because I don’t qualify and (b) maybe
Feb 11, 2013 6:00 PM

Why must Indian tourist visa application process be so complicated. Really, what purpose does this serve? #fb
Feb 11, 2013 5:56 PM

How long before Ratzinger gets a pundit job on Fox? #fb
Feb 11, 2013 3:52 PM

Know what would be great? If post-resignation Ratzinger suddenly became a Hari Krishna! #fb
Feb 11, 2013 3:49 PM

Are Popes even ALLOWED to resign?? #fb
Feb 11, 2013 3:47 PM

What? You say we’re not giving university graduates relevant skills for the workplace? Shocking! t.co/YLfu3TeY #sarcasm #fb
Feb 11, 2013 9:37 AM

Weee! t.co/OTkFjqHT
Feb 11, 2013 6:31 AM

Okay, this is a little creepy t.co/eMiQYtC6
Feb 11, 2013 3:46 AM

I ate too much burrito #fb
Feb 11, 2013 1:37 AM

Someone’s first burrito t.co/s9f2i5bZ
Feb 11, 2013 12:31 AM

They don’t call him the Boy Wonder for nothin’ t.co/5NhMUCAi
Feb 10, 2013 9:38 PM

Fattening Robin up for something? Weird, man. t.co/Xp9Ns9Fw
Feb 10, 2013 9:33 PM

I guess Superman is late for a fabulous party! t.co/G1ebWYlL
Feb 10, 2013 9:26 PM

But the comments at the end of the article show that even this plea has fallen on deaf ears. t.co/CKCCNv2R
Feb 10, 2013 9:22 PM

Just saw a collie with a necktie. Great, now even dogs are better dressed than me. #fb
Feb 10, 2013 9:13 PM

@techcyclists i know!
Feb 10, 2013 4:24 PM

Young Justice, Green Lanter, Avengers: all cancelled. What cartoons are left for me to watch???? #fb
Feb 10, 2013 9:36 AM

You bet! (Always hated that phrase) t.co/SCzRprz4
Feb 10, 2013 8:33 AM

Who you calling a fat choy? #fb
Feb 10, 2013 8:13 AM

Maybe a panoramic shot is better #fb t.co/aUVfM7sK
Feb 10, 2013 12:35 AM

Skating on the canal. Glorious winter in Ottawa. #fb t.co/PJNSXazS
Feb 10, 2013 12:23 AM

Just made the mistake of watching the new Russel Brand show. Yikes. #fb
Feb 9, 2013 9:10 PM

@maggielwood well played, madam. Well played indeed.
Feb 9, 2013 7:54 PM

@dmosher626 i got bored and took a nap
Feb 9, 2013 7:49 PM

@maggielwood tea is for girls
Feb 9, 2013 7:33 PM

@maggielwood you can afford it, you successful novelist you
Feb 9, 2013 7:26 PM

@maggielwood Don’t laugh at my lifestyle choices
Feb 9, 2013 7:20 PM

@peterlevesque your lifetstyle choices are none of my concern
Feb 9, 2013 6:43 PM

I don’t care what you say. I’m doing it. I’m watching “Wild Geese II” #fb
Feb 9, 2013 5:55 PM

“Our gov’t has the power to kill anyone anywhere in the world at the push of a button, but can’t deliver the mail on Saturday” -Bill Maher
Feb 9, 2013 3:38 PM

@LoganNZed as long as I’m flexible enough for auto-fellatio, I’ll be fine
Feb 9, 2013 2:27 PM

“In Canada, even whiter people do even dumber stuff.” -Daniel Tosh #fb
Feb 9, 2013 1:59 PM

Next thing we knew, Lana Lang was wearing a lot of plaid and had joined a golf league t.co/NK8BHa8m
Feb 9, 2013 1:38 PM

@LoganNZed how can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? who cares?
Feb 9, 2013 1:34 PM

“Girls get emotionally attached when they orgasm. So it’s important to not let that happen.” -Daniel Tosh #fb
Feb 9, 2013 1:21 PM

12 real animals that should be Pokemon t.co/56WoJ7AR #fb
Feb 9, 2013 1:07 PM

Just “napped” for 10 hours. #fb
Feb 9, 2013 12:45 PM

Know your role, Superman t.co/6AQHdGmP
Feb 9, 2013 12:46 AM

No this is the way to get tasered t.co/wuhB8x4t #fb
Feb 9, 2013 12:44 AM

Batman is just…. fabulous! t.co/WyNgOwZ8
Feb 8, 2013 11:05 PM

no comment t.co/IWZMbqXO
Feb 8, 2013 11:00 PM

ZOMG. I think Alan Keyes might just be the dumbest Harvard grad and former diplomat to ever wear a suit on national TV. #fb
Feb 8, 2013 10:25 PM

@dmosher626 nice
Feb 8, 2013 7:53 PM

@ErinYiranLiu can’t say in public
Feb 8, 2013 7:25 PM

Never ending committee meeting. Kill me now. #fb
Feb 8, 2013 7:22 PM

@MaduraSundar we are correct. Apostrophe is wrong. t.co/z701fXuM
Feb 8, 2013 5:35 PM

I don’t wanna go outside. I don’t wanna. #fb
Feb 8, 2013 4:11 PM

I don’t wanna get up.
Feb 8, 2013 3:03 PM

@MaduraSundar oh. Technically, no apostrophe. But there might be an exception. I will look it up.
Feb 8, 2013 1:46 PM

@MaduraSundar what r u referring to?
Feb 8, 2013 1:43 PM

This is where we are as a civilization t.co/AIOyUtOS
Feb 8, 2013 5:11 AM

Animated Stargate SG-1…. but it’s in CZECH!!! t.co/Q6zaQTPi #fb
Feb 7, 2013 8:10 PM

Check out the Aga Khan Foundation’s international development week events this weekend in Ottawa t.co/BDfwmSx5 #fb
Feb 7, 2013 7:38 PM

Who doesn’t love optical illusions? t.co/N0J3w0vI
Feb 7, 2013 5:28 PM

Possibly the funniest thing I’ve seen all month t.co/8OBFDzR4
Feb 7, 2013 3:50 PM

kleptomaniac greyhound t.co/2LwlYyfv #fb
Feb 7, 2013 3:07 PM

@amisha03 damn
Feb 7, 2013 8:13 AM

Why are there lambs in this house? t.co/AvljG9RU #fb
Feb 7, 2013 6:31 AM

None of this makes any sense. None of it! t.co/MCvzfey3
Feb 7, 2013 4:19 AM

When you think “hippie” is this what comes to mind? t.co/dbcd9TOO
Feb 7, 2013 12:12 AM

Proof that squinty-eyed Captain Marvel was a racist t.co/oMijF8LK
Feb 7, 2013 12:09 AM

Old Superman sure was weird t.co/yu72uu6Q
Feb 7, 2013 12:06 AM

so many things wrong here t.co/6QMUc6nF
Feb 7, 2013 12:03 AM

Because I need more space, I encourage all of u to use Dropbox –free online storage- and to use this link to sign up: t.co/dbWEr3eV
Feb 6, 2013 11:40 PM

I love Dropbox because I really like being manipulated into tweeting about a product. I’m such a bitch. t.co/wBcpkFPd
Feb 6, 2013 11:39 PM

Unhappiness is: missing deadline for grant you’d already written ’cause you wrote down 5pm instead of 3pm. #grrr #fb
Feb 6, 2013 9:54 PM

Yeah I’m now that guy who photographs his food #fb t.co/qRjkem3v
Feb 6, 2013 6:42 PM

@dmosher626 nah. The devil came for Elvis’s soul. He sold it back in 53.
Feb 6, 2013 5:53 PM

From child bride to multi-millionaire in India t.co/B2c2hU7x #fb
Feb 6, 2013 5:43 PM

@dmosher626 @LoganNZed ha!
Feb 6, 2013 7:22 AM

Yeah that’s right. #fb t.co/0hihTH5d
Feb 6, 2013 3:32 AM

asthma monster? t.co/pvf8011I
Feb 6, 2013 2:06 AM

@Kutchinbird when is it happening, commoner?
Feb 6, 2013 1:20 AM

“Arbitrage” is a fun word. #fb
Feb 5, 2013 10:47 PM

Sitting behind the Deputy Governor of the Bank of Canada. He smells like money #fb
Feb 5, 2013 10:15 PM

Dear optometrist: nice that clients must remove our boots. But when staff are prancing about in stilletto heels, my toes aren’t safe #fb
Feb 5, 2013 10:15 PM

@Kutchinbird I had to be up at 7 to give another lecture. So if I suffer, you suffer
Feb 5, 2013 10:15 PM

@CigaretsChill AUUUGHH!!! So many questions! Overload!
Feb 5, 2013 9:49 PM

@dmosher626 they may send me a box of vaginas?
Feb 5, 2013 8:32 PM

So I order a new tablet battery… and it comes with a new tablet #win #fb t.co/xed15Nib
Feb 5, 2013 6:29 PM

I don’t really understand the Chinese business model. I order a spare battery, they send me a spare computer. Okay. #fb
Feb 5, 2013 5:55 PM

:Twitter haiku 340 – “Baker offended / When copied tart recipe / Labelled ‘retarted'” #fb
Feb 5, 2013 4:40 PM

5:AM and inbox is down to a mere 81. Time for bed. #fb
Feb 5, 2013 11:13 AM

“I like fruit baskets because a fruit basket allows you to mail someone fruit without appearing insane.” -Demetri Martin #fb
Feb 5, 2013 10:38 AM

Travel grant for medical students travelling for global health experience t.co/HrKYdU1x #fb
Feb 5, 2013 5:08 AM

Exclusive future photo of Kim Kardassian and Kanye West’s baby: t.co/tXATzaB9 #fb
Feb 5, 2013 2:47 AM

18 Most Sickening Food Ingredients t.co/swVyoSu3
Feb 5, 2013 2:35 AM

wisdom t.co/6XNeOgIi
Feb 5, 2013 1:55 AM

Is this really the best application of super powers? t.co/tCt8cI7a
Feb 5, 2013 1:39 AM

Love this pic of Herb Dean recoiling from Silva’s brutal beatdown of Overeem #ufc156 t.co/l1TaOSLE
Feb 5, 2013 1:33 AM

Here’s the news of Rachel Thibeault’s Order of Canada: t.co/h6LUxoCr
Feb 5, 2013 12:20 AM

@dmosher626 nah, most look like this: t.co/fZx8g7y1
Feb 5, 2013 12:19 AM

Congratulations to one of the best academics and human beings I know, Dr Rachel Thibeault, for being awarded the Order of Canada! #fb
Feb 4, 2013 10:30 PM

Man, this is hot. t.co/oafBp8MM
Feb 4, 2013 9:45 PM

Wow t.co/3vD6f2Ac #ufc156
Feb 4, 2013 9:37 PM

Whoa. Cro Cop. #ufc156 t.co/1hoswMQV
Feb 4, 2013 8:32 PM

New York based job opp for someone well versed in social media education t.co/q6GDeayC #fb
Feb 4, 2013 7:47 PM

7:AM, inbox at 89. Guess that will have to be good enough. Bedtime. #fb
Feb 4, 2013 1:01 PM

I didn’t even pretend t.co/DvsCzbsx
Feb 4, 2013 9:32 AM

Man, Superman used to be weird t.co/qm7NeRQL
Feb 4, 2013 9:30 AM

If Camus wrote Superman? t.co/7NPjvDkp
Feb 4, 2013 9:29 AM

Time for a superbowl…. of cereal! #fb
Feb 4, 2013 12:36 AM

@J_Ged thanks!
Feb 3, 2013 4:17 PM

holy shit! #ufc156 #fb
Feb 3, 2013 5:30 AM

Explains EVERYTHING t.co/Bkftyyxa
Feb 2, 2013 11:42 PM

Health sciences career day advice #2: Real doctors use their surnames. -Dr Ray #fb
Feb 2, 2013 7:49 PM

What? Nutella is NOT healthy food?? #fb
Feb 2, 2013 6:47 PM

@LoganNZed I’ll run clinical trials on homeless people
Feb 2, 2013 6:47 PM

Speaking at Health Sciences Career Day in an hour. Advice #1: do the exact opposite of what I do. #fb
Feb 2, 2013 6:47 PM

Even Superman thinks it’s funny t.co/AOwjWOUH
Feb 2, 2013 5:08 PM

After reading about voyages of Zheng He, I’m renaming my genitalia, “The Great Treasure Junk.”
Feb 2, 2013 4:30 AM

@LoganNZed breakfast. Friend rice noodles and eggs… in coconut oil. With a side of bacon. I don’t want to think about it.
Feb 1, 2013 11:56 PM

@dkaykay11 hurry up and become a doctor so you can help me!
Feb 1, 2013 11:55 PM

In the throes of food poisoning, I somehow managed to get a grant application completed and submitted. Now I can puke in peace. #fb
Feb 1, 2013 9:49 PM

The bower bird: nature’s avian artist t.co/kcX7o84w #fb
Feb 1, 2013 4:41 PM

:Twitter haiku 339 – “Waffle chef shouted / As pregnant wife kidnapped / ‘Leggo my preggo!'” #fb
Feb 1, 2013 5:49 AM

Happiness is… having all my CIHR grant registrations done before midnight. #fb
Feb 1, 2013 5:38 AM

Superman must poop t.co/0EylNCfU
Feb 1, 2013 4:31 AM

@dmosher626 good enough. downloading it now.
Feb 1, 2013 2:26 AM

ZOMG… just learned there was a “Wild Geese… TWO” !!!! #fb
Feb 1, 2013 2:03 AM

Holy Crap: tortoise found alive in storeroom after 30 yrs, immediately crowned hide-and-seek champion of the world t.co/I1SVLwg3 #fb
Feb 1, 2013 1:52 AM

Sorry, epi class. I did a crap job of teaching survival analysis tonight. Now all my students risk getting voting out at tribal council 🙁
Feb 1, 2013 1:42 AM

Why has my freakin’ expensive broadband service been so slow of late? #fb
Feb 1, 2013 1:38 AM

Happiness is… coming home after a long evening lecture to learn that another paper has been accepted for publication. #fb
Feb 1, 2013 1:36 AM

@dmosher626 hee hee
Jan 31, 2013 8:38 PM

“Anything that ends in ‘rea’ is bad news: diarrhea, gonorrhea, pyorrhea… North Korea.” -Rich Hall #fb
Jan 31, 2013 8:38 PM

@acurrie auuugh! too many options!
Jan 31, 2013 7:57 PM

Looking forward to rooting my new Android phone tonight #dontask #geekstuff #fb
Jan 31, 2013 7:35 PM

@acurrie just got an HTC mytouch 4G. Any recommendations for custom ROM?
Jan 31, 2013 7:17 PM

My favourite Dio cover is by…. Pat Boone! t.co/qkj6U5b9 #fb
Jan 31, 2013 5:24 PM

Unhappiness is… dropping $300 on orthotics and $800 on new lenses all within 24 hours. #fb
Jan 31, 2013 5:05 PM

@Kutchinbird I had to be up at 7 to give another lecture. So if I suffer, you suffer
Jan 31, 2013 4:19 PM

Dear optometrist: nice that clients must remove our boots. But when staff are prancing about in stilletto heels, my toes aren’t safe #fb
Jan 31, 2013 4:18 PM

Hmmm, in the past 7 years my blog has generated from t.co/1zGHi2AX ads…. $6.97. Sweet! #sarcasm #fb
Jan 31, 2013 8:59 AM

Things I learned today, episode 3.12: Sid Meier is Canadian! #fb
Jan 31, 2013 2:00 AM

Holy crap! A fish with a transparent head! t.co/rKEbcI96 #fb
Jan 31, 2013 1:13 AM

@bumblebrie I won’t ask who! Off to give my lecture now…
Jan 30, 2013 11:05 PM

@bumblebrie Word gets around! She’s not gone yet. Things are being…. discussed.
Jan 30, 2013 10:56 PM

@bumblebrie Same building. Upstairs.
Jan 30, 2013 10:49 PM

@J_Ged It was a test. You passed!
Jan 30, 2013 10:49 PM

I assume my new glass office door is meant to discourage me from napping on my desk. Just so you know, ain’t gonna work. #fb
Jan 30, 2013 10:48 PM

@bumblebrie Blusson Hall looks nice. My new office has a glass door… I assume to prevent me from sleeping on my desk.
Jan 30, 2013 10:47 PM

@bumblebrie Nope. It *was* true. They finally moved me above ground earlier this month.
Jan 30, 2013 10:46 PM

@J_Ged It was a test
Jan 30, 2013 10:45 PM

Death isn’t funny. But death by planking sorta comes close. t.co/o1VVVNEk #fb
Jan 30, 2013 10:44 PM

@bumblebrie Whaaaa? My office is literally a basement shower!
Jan 30, 2013 10:43 PM

@bumblebrie Ahhh. Well you never know. I might be looking for a job sooner that I planned.
Jan 30, 2013 10:41 PM

@bumblebrie Where are you again? Dal? Mun?
Jan 30, 2013 10:32 PM

@karalynm so her right boob is supporting her. gotcha
Jan 30, 2013 10:24 PM

@bumblebrie No. But for that, everyone is welcome to enter their credit card numbers into my streaming porn site. #gottagetpaid
Jan 30, 2013 10:23 PM

Is this even physically possible? #fb t.co/YEnyLHcR
Jan 30, 2013 10:00 PM

I particularly like #2 and #37 t.co/NZeJJfBt #fb
Jan 30, 2013 9:54 PM

Reminder to those in Ottawa: I’m giving public lecture on reproductive tourism, 5:30pm in LMS407 on UOttawa campus #fb
Jan 30, 2013 9:48 PM

The latest @csebsceb podcast: t.co/VMxk8Q1M
Jan 30, 2013 3:41 PM

“I thought Beowulf was a Teen Wolf sequel starring Scott Baio.” -Family Guy #fb
Jan 30, 2013 3:04 PM

Why did I laugh so hard at this? t.co/6Enk9Kww #fb
Jan 30, 2013 12:55 AM

I’d forgotten about this from my distant youth… the Beatles cartoon!! t.co/odWT9tpC #fb
Jan 30, 2013 12:24 AM

I believe I might be all of them t.co/UL84hpLL #fb
Jan 29, 2013 11:27 PM

Respect, bossman t.co/QxvbIhUe #fb
Jan 29, 2013 10:28 PM

@CliveVelkers You have done well, my child
Jan 29, 2013 10:25 PM

What I learned from this article: some doctors understand science, and some don’t. t.co/CgeOqqhT #fb
Jan 29, 2013 10:25 PM

Happiness is: having nothing else scheduled the rest of the day except a massage #booyah #fb
Jan 29, 2013 7:11 PM

Thanks to @mwclarke and @IDRC_CRDI for giving me the chance to sound smartish this morning.
Jan 29, 2013 7:09 PM

Quoted in La Presse! t.co/ZBAo5txX #fb
Jan 29, 2013 6:55 PM

Tomorrow’s IDRC presentation written in record time. Now to squeeze in 5 hours of sleep… #fb
Jan 29, 2013 6:25 AM

What I did tonight. t.co/zmo48EgT
Jan 29, 2013 4:27 AM

@RedParrots she’s lucky she was cute
Jan 29, 2013 2:47 AM

Sixteen friend requests??? How many are CSIS? #fb
Jan 29, 2013 2:40 AM

@docblw especially Amer’cun
Jan 29, 2013 2:39 AM

Francophone speaker: “The 70s doing well!” WTF? Ohhh, he actually said, “This event is doing well.” #fb
Jan 29, 2013 1:49 AM

A student at a social event just came up to me and said, “I’m only talking to people who look like they’re over 45.” Ouch! #fb
Jan 29, 2013 1:32 AM

Uh… who at UOttawa is composting T-bone steaks? #fb t.co/NYYwUL59
Jan 29, 2013 1:02 AM

@runningwhio @LoganNZed But my phone identifies itself as the lottery winners’ alert line
Jan 28, 2013 9:20 PM

Holy crap. I just phone 12 provincial government employees in 4 agencies in 3 cities in Ontario…. and not a single one of them answered!
Jan 28, 2013 8:39 PM

El Jefe Libre is eating a burrito right now
Jan 28, 2013 8:11 PM

It seems that in my stupor this morn, I neglected to shave beneath my bottom lip, and have been walking about with an inadvertent soul patch
Jan 28, 2013 8:07 PM

@heatherconwayy instantrimshot.ca
Jan 28, 2013 7:44 PM

@heatherconwayy meh. personally, I’m mostly interested in the jokes.
Jan 28, 2013 7:17 PM

@heatherconwayy that’s just…. great. I think.
Jan 28, 2013 7:01 PM

@heatherconwayy I’ll tell an inappropriate joke just for you
Jan 28, 2013 6:53 PM

@heatherconwayy Yes I am. Wednesday night, 5:30pm, LMX407
Jan 28, 2013 6:42 PM

A reminder to check out International Development Week at UOttawa this week t.co/cuLYwyjg
Jan 28, 2013 6:14 PM

“Pride and Prejudice” turns 200 years old today. Are those girls married off yet? #fb
Jan 28, 2013 4:24 PM

RT @rogonic: Make journalists learn statistics t.co/FZFYfB1A #fb
Jan 28, 2013 4:23 PM

I just woke up, referring to myself as “El Jefe Libre.” WTF did I dream about??!
Jan 28, 2013 3:32 PM

Sorta happiness is… waking up to news that yet another paper has been accepted for publication…. with major revisions 🙁
Jan 28, 2013 3:18 PM

Inbox at 83. Not quite zero, but it’s 5:AM, so I should go to “sleep”. #fb
Jan 28, 2013 11:02 AM

FOX News Figures Strangely Resemble Kids In The Hall Characters t.co/iVJ4qR4G
Jan 28, 2013 8:11 AM

Check out the “oh shit” squirrel at 14 seconds. t.co/KfsGVSQY
Jan 28, 2013 7:55 AM

“If I had beaten the old man, we never would have heard of the kid, and we wouldn’t be in this mess.” -Michael Dukakis, 2008
Jan 28, 2013 4:51 AM

All the songs to which I know all the lyrics are sitcom themes. #fb
Jan 28, 2013 3:25 AM

just threw out my 20 year old “Teach Yourself Esperanto” cassette tape. NOW how will I learn?
Jan 27, 2013 7:49 PM

Throwing away more mixed taped I made in 1983. Sort of afraid to listen to them first. #fb
Jan 27, 2013 7:07 PM

@jpli18 @acurrie learnings
Jan 27, 2013 5:21 PM

@dkaykay11 when you get better, consider the pneumonia vaccine
Jan 27, 2013 4:39 AM

@dkaykay11 awww. now i feel sad.
Jan 27, 2013 4:27 AM

@dkaykay11 So, I hear you’re barely clinging to life. Leaving me anything in your will?
Jan 27, 2013 3:34 AM

@dkaykay11 bah
Jan 26, 2013 6:15 PM

High protein breakfast t.co/owYZ02rK
Jan 26, 2013 5:52 PM

@acurrie @jpli18 Unclear on where we’re meeting today. Eggspectation? Which one? Yong/Shuter?
Jan 26, 2013 2:45 PM

Epidemiologist job opportunity in Mississauga t.co/3DMgy5AL #fb
Jan 26, 2013 6:29 AM

@soleildelajoie Awww. Too bad one of you is gay. Not saying which.
Jan 25, 2013 4:11 PM

@soleildelajoie because you deny it too strenuously
Jan 25, 2013 3:55 PM

Happiness is… getting your hatchback upgraded to a jeep for no extra charge. #fb
Jan 25, 2013 3:54 PM

@RedParrots bah
Jan 25, 2013 5:02 AM

@PagahMk Well they’re welcome to visit me on my Mediterranean island.
Jan 25, 2013 4:54 AM

I’m an unattached man of some means. Why am I not living the good life on a warm Mediterranean island? What am I doing in Ottawa? #fb
Jan 25, 2013 4:48 AM

Just wrote a 90 minute lecture is under 20 min. Tomorrow’s class is soooo gonna suck. #fb
Jan 25, 2013 4:44 AM

Things I learned from Q.I.: “Little Tich”! t.co/dktWHB7B #fb
Jan 25, 2013 4:05 AM

I foolishly had a cookie. I mean two. By which I mean three 🙁 #fb
Jan 25, 2013 3:55 AM

@RedParrots It’s official. My coolness is over.
Jan 25, 2013 2:29 AM

Good and bad thing about living in Ottawa: I wore snow pants, parka, and goggles for a walk to work.. and no one thought anything of it. #fb
Jan 25, 2013 2:24 AM

Why quantum physics is more fun than religion t.co/wOr0G4vS #fb
Jan 25, 2013 2:21 AM

Made it home, through the wilderness of ice. I think I wore everything I own. #fb
Jan 25, 2013 2:18 AM

Am about to brave the extreme cold 2 hours before my class, just so I don’t have to do it later… pray for me. #fb
Jan 24, 2013 8:46 PM

Things I learned today, episode 6: King Herod’s wife’s name was…. Doris? #fb
Jan 24, 2013 8:46 PM

This was in my chiropractor’s office. From a distance it looks… intriguing. #fb t.co/hVLREFp1
Jan 24, 2013 8:18 PM

@smay091 I do???!! Oh yeah,,,,
Jan 24, 2013 5:26 PM

-32 in Ottawa this morning. Aren’t we all superconductors at this temperature? Is the whole city a supercomputer now? #fb
Jan 24, 2013 5:07 PM

7:am and NOW I’m going to bed. Sheesh. #fb
Jan 24, 2013 12:50 PM

BBC Hard Talk just annoys me now. Stop cutting off the interviewee and let him/her make a point! #fb
Jan 24, 2013 9:36 AM

“I drank what??!!” -Socrates #fb
Jan 24, 2013 8:38 AM

Travelling Well: Essays in Medical Tourism: t.co/sUntsiw1
Jan 24, 2013 6:11 AM

Anyone else notice how Google is tricking us into clicking on ads by loading them just as u move your cursor to the search result you want?
Jan 24, 2013 5:22 AM

“Unfamiliar with what a Frenchman looked like they came to the conclusion that this monkey was a French spy.” t.co/RrSDs23C
Jan 24, 2013 5:21 AM

My favourite teaching evaluation from last semester. t.co/ppjq4ChH
Jan 23, 2013 10:14 PM

Yep, this was one of my student evaluations of my teaching. t.co/rxKRPnpK
Jan 23, 2013 10:10 PM

@ErinYiranLiu Whew! None of my journals made either list
Jan 23, 2013 9:55 PM

@RedParrots sigh
Jan 23, 2013 9:03 PM

Uh… why is my dishwasher whistling? #fb
Jan 23, 2013 9:01 PM

Dripping noises in my condo make me nervous #fb
Jan 23, 2013 5:16 PM

Interesting study about working Moms & workplace power, but flawed ’cause it’s just about “imagining”, not actual data t.co/GV71w9kg
Jan 23, 2013 5:00 PM

The media is talking about an ex-Raiders star, and I immediately thought Indiana Jones and not football. #fb
Jan 23, 2013 4:53 PM

Happiness is… finding out a midday committee meeting you were dreading is actually next week, not today. Yay. #fb
Jan 23, 2013 4:52 PM

Inbox at 99. Not quite zero, I know, but it’s 2:40AM and I think that’s good enough for today.
Jan 23, 2013 8:37 AM

Latest @csebsceb podcast is up and running! t.co/mrNpXlOy #fb
Jan 23, 2013 6:51 AM

@dkaykay11 You can use it
Jan 23, 2013 5:32 AM

“In the Arab world, you don’t have to have a university degree to have an intellectual conversation.” -Robert Fisk #fb
Jan 23, 2013 2:14 AM

“I like the Toronto Star. It’s poor and sad and a little bit to the Left.” -Robert Fisk #fb
Jan 23, 2013 2:05 AM

“Dictators on our side are always called ‘Strong Man’. It’s only later that we call them ‘tyrannical madman’. ” -Robert Fisk #fb
Jan 23, 2013 2:00 AM

“The Bahrainis revolted too soon. They should have waited.” -Robert Fisk #fb
Jan 23, 2013 1:48 AM

Dear Carleton U: the Robert Fisk lecture is probably the worst planned paid event I’ve ever attended in Ottawa. Not impressed. #fb
Jan 23, 2013 1:20 AM

Off to see Robert Fisk at Carleton U. I hope the ice zombies don’t get me. #fb
Jan 23, 2013 12:22 AM

Our book on Medical Tourism has just been published and is available for free here (big PDF download): t.co/z1omy5FL
Jan 22, 2013 11:25 PM

The schedule for International Development Week. I’m speaking Jan 30 at 5:30pm t.co/aTGilj0m #fb
Jan 22, 2013 10:15 PM

Another US school shooting — in Texas, land of highly prevalent gun ownership. So where was the mythical NRA hero to stop the gunman? #fb
Jan 22, 2013 10:07 PM

Sweet Zod, I can’t get warm!!! #fb
Jan 22, 2013 8:03 PM

@techcyclists I take what I can get
Jan 22, 2013 7:55 PM

Deep Space Industries will send ‘FireFly’ ships to prospect for mineable asteroids in 2015 t.co/puYQHr9l #fb
Jan 22, 2013 7:42 PM

A little disappointed.Only one love letter in this year’s class evaluations. On the plus side, no death threats either. So that’s progress.
Jan 22, 2013 7:40 PM

@LoganNZed any stupidity involving a lack of acceptance of evidence based medicine is almost strictly the domain of the Left
Jan 22, 2013 6:00 PM

Dear City Hall staff: maybe the public men’s room is not the best place for your staff meeting #nostaffisnotaeuphemism #fb
Jan 22, 2013 5:48 PM

They should charge extra for the protein in the salad #fb t.co/030xU4eA
Jan 22, 2013 5:21 PM

:Twitter haiku 338 – “Frog movie critic / Said of film: Adequate, but… / Wasn’t ribbitting” #fb
Jan 22, 2013 5:18 PM

@EmBurgerz @sjkranerr sounds more like jailtime
Jan 22, 2013 5:08 PM

The Left’s war on science. I think it’s worse than the Right’s. t.co/1cu1S3d1 #fb
Jan 22, 2013 5:06 PM

Updating my CIHR common CV is kicking my ass! #fb
Jan 22, 2013 7:02 AM

Sing it, Cornell t.co/ft99aQEQ
Jan 22, 2013 6:53 AM

Strong argument for adopting a Base-12 counting cystem t.co/i0kwKS2y #fb
Jan 22, 2013 6:39 AM

I just learned that Nicholas Hammond, who starred in the 70s Spider-man TV show, was also in the Sound of Music! #mindblown #fb
Jan 22, 2013 5:55 AM

Uh, not good: Long-term aspirin ‘blindness link’ t.co/g42QEacA #fb
Jan 22, 2013 5:39 AM

This needs no words t.co/jefx5yHI
Jan 22, 2013 5:35 AM

The best part is the look on her face t.co/ElafCnRv
Jan 22, 2013 5:30 AM

Check out the title of this Reuters article. Go on. t.co/6zTHu4bB
Jan 22, 2013 5:28 AM

In honour of today’s inauguration day… t.co/93dcLtfE
Jan 22, 2013 5:27 AM

See kids, this is why punctuation is important. t.co/8FxdBcsd
Jan 22, 2013 5:25 AM

@LoganNZed So I should go pick up some puppies at the local bar?
Jan 22, 2013 5:16 AM

And this is why I’m glad I never lived in a dormitory t.co/XM7RLnyc
Jan 22, 2013 5:07 AM

See? This is what I want for my office. (Without the two grinning heads.) t.co/ZMegY4hI #fb
Jan 22, 2013 5:04 AM

this does not concern you t.co/9J0hTRN2
Jan 22, 2013 4:59 AM

Effing Goths t.co/S7eaVFHK
Jan 22, 2013 4:52 AM

So, um, what’s the puppy in the back doing? t.co/drWL0sfK
Jan 22, 2013 4:45 AM

If cats were calendar girls t.co/k6YgC43H #fb
Jan 22, 2013 12:35 AM

Superman’s got super game t.co/fZ3PK7f4
Jan 22, 2013 12:30 AM

This guy will save us. He’ll save us all. t.co/g9oUOw03
Jan 22, 2013 12:16 AM

Should be wearing TWO name tags t.co/p6FusarA
Jan 21, 2013 11:50 PM

At least he knows. And at least he made the top 5. t.co/wJ0BK6BR
Jan 21, 2013 11:48 PM

This guy is real. I looked it up. t.co/RZ6kTAcx
Jan 21, 2013 11:43 PM

Kinda looks like @DickLee066 #fb t.co/naZWzAzK
Jan 21, 2013 11:43 PM

Name or hobby? Or warning? #fb t.co/y48CdDpn
Jan 21, 2013 11:39 PM

Actual names of actual gynecologists t.co/yXnv27nc #fb
Jan 21, 2013 11:37 PM

Dear CIHR, your new Common CV requirements are NOT intuitively obvious! #fb
Jan 21, 2013 9:16 PM

Rotman Innovation for Global Health summer students, applications due Jan 31 t.co/MpxYd4Gb #fb
Jan 21, 2013 8:57 PM

I want to fill my office with playpen balls #fb
Jan 21, 2013 6:50 PM

Which first-term promises has President Obama kept, and which have been broken? t.co/tyVjVsuN #fb
Jan 21, 2013 3:28 PM

One of those days when it’s impossible to get and stay warm #fb
Jan 21, 2013 3:27 PM

@rulajebreal excellent performance on Bill Maher this week
Jan 21, 2013 12:04 AM

“The flu is nature’s way of killing old people, who are going to die anyway.” -Bill Maher #fb
Jan 21, 2013 12:04 AM

Having a flashback to seeing this in 1988. Didn’t do much for me then, but haven’t stopped thinking about it since. t.co/MQzyoySI
Jan 20, 2013 11:45 PM

Supposedly the 10 funniest comments on RateMyProfessor t.co/eFSN549D #fb
Jan 20, 2013 11:40 PM

Obscure historical figure of the day: Abram Petrovich Gannibal, 18th century black slave who became Russian nobility t.co/ZbWpCmc0
Jan 20, 2013 10:53 PM

Need an ark? t.co/JpBCY5p6
Jan 20, 2013 10:15 PM

Things I learned today: At the 1927 World Poultry Conference in Ottawa, the modern Japanese method of sexing chicks was revealed to the word
Jan 20, 2013 8:45 PM

Things I have learned today, episode 13: Brazil nuts contain radium and are mildly radioactive! #fb
Jan 20, 2013 7:06 PM

This complicates my research a bit: No surrogacy visa for gay foreigners t.co/Cfipxzlz #fb
Jan 20, 2013 5:57 PM

Cold flurries in Ottawa. Good excuse to stay inside and watch cartoons. #fb t.co/c92R3NUe
Jan 20, 2013 5:43 PM