Twitter tweets from 2013-8-19 to 2013-10-10


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Archived Twitter tweets from 2013-8-19 to 2013-10-10, courtesy of the Twime Machine

  • I know the beard is doing it’s job: one of my independent research students didn’t recognize me and was probably about to call the cops #fb Thu Oct 10 18:29:15 +0000 2013
  • US government shutdown is preventing some of my @uOttawa students from accessing US health data online. Research sis being stalled! #fb Thu Oct 10 18:26:21 +0000 2013
  • Family lives in drain pipe, but still gets ready for school. I am both gladdened and angered by this. I’m glangered. http://t.co/DSj8mowREy Thu Oct 10 17:29:50 +0000 2013
  • MWAHAHAHAAAA! http://t.co/wcUBIjXCit Thu Oct 10 17:20:58 +0000 2013
  • Don’t you touch my burritos! http://t.co/492d2REoRT Thu Oct 10 17:17:29 +0000 2013
  • This test of peer-review happens every couple of years, and always with the same disappointing result http://t.co/0lZLsBwZvs #fb Thu Oct 10 14:50:32 +0000 2013
  • List of “predatory” open access publishers http://t.co/IQ2YnBskpT #fb Thu Oct 10 14:48:26 +0000 2013
  • Today’s pet peeve: when pronouncing the word “height”, there is no “H” at the end! Arrrrgh! #fb Thu Oct 10 13:42:28 +0000 2013
  • Nothing against Alice Munro, but more pressing Nobel candidates include Philip Roth, Salman Rushdie, Ismail Kadare & Haruki Murakami #fb Thu Oct 10 13:09:16 +0000 2013
  • I am without words http://t.co/4oEdtnxCVR #fb Thu Oct 10 13:00:09 +0000 2013
  • Melatonin, you make everything better #fb Thu Oct 10 12:32:23 +0000 2013
  • My TekSavvy service is at a slow crawl, and Wind mobile has throttled my mobile data. You might not hear much from me tonight #fb Thu Oct 10 01:20:51 +0000 2013
  • Tonight I have a public lecture at Algonquin college to an audience of one #stardom #fb Thu Oct 10 01:17:11 +0000 2013
  • Only in America. And large parts of Canada. http://t.co/naaKiGodr7 Wed Oct 09 21:27:37 +0000 2013
  • Captain America commands me to WHAT? http://t.co/OR8E4Q2f6y Wed Oct 09 21:26:45 +0000 2013
  • I just paid $8 for macaroni and cheese out of a truck and it was totally worth it #fb Wed Oct 09 17:05:15 +0000 2013
  • Finalists #SpeakoutSlam http://t.co/V4QMPoSzRu Wed Oct 09 17:05:14 +0000 2013
  • Latest gift from a student http://t.co/v6xz3fdXbg Wed Oct 09 17:05:00 +0000 2013
  • Don’t you touch my burritos! http://t.co/eWKF9o3suf Wed Oct 09 14:49:47 +0000 2013
  • The ghetto gecko http://t.co/SEs5ivYDC9 Wed Oct 09 14:48:23 +0000 2013
  • I don’t like Obama’s Presidency (drones, NSA, etc). But I love this. http://t.co/5UWG4PSu8q #fb Wed Oct 09 12:04:51 +0000 2013
  • I love Chrome’s “other devices” tab. But the newest version seems to have hidden or disabled that feature! WTF, Google? #fb Wed Oct 09 02:55:58 +0000 2013
  • Due to TekSavvy’s slowness, I’ve been relying on my phone’s mobile data for all my work. And now Wing has throttled that data due to overuse Wed Oct 09 02:06:19 +0000 2013
  • The Great Library at Alexandria was destroyed by budget cuts, not fire http://t.co/3FoYQONX3J #fb Wed Oct 09 00:31:31 +0000 2013
  • One step closer to limitless, cheap, clean energy? http://t.co/zgs80K9LoM #fb Tue Oct 08 23:44:00 +0000 2013
  • Ancient Archeological Sites That Were Destroyed By Stupid Humans http://t.co/ycxCD1PDGx #fb Tue Oct 08 23:33:25 +0000 2013
  • World’s first malaria vaccine on course for 2015 http://t.co/8iA7oqSdwA #fb Tue Oct 08 23:31:48 +0000 2013
  • 2 wks into the beard and I’ve noticed that I get more respect; by which I mean people cross the street to avoid me. http://t.co/D8mV8ZXHlL Tue Oct 08 19:22:28 +0000 2013
  • “Your mother is so classless, she could be a marxist utopia” #fb Tue Oct 08 18:13:02 +0000 2013
  • “Did you hear about the suicidal homeopath? He took 1/50th of the recommended dose.” #fb Tue Oct 08 18:11:25 +0000 2013
  • Dear Facebook: stop automatically tagging people in my photos. You’re wrong more than half of the time! #fb Tue Oct 08 17:59:12 +0000 2013
  • Parenting win http://t.co/Nl5sbfyeDe Tue Oct 08 17:57:45 +0000 2013
  • Now this is parenting http://t.co/7vncmfWdnJ Tue Oct 08 17:50:11 +0000 2013
  • Something we’re all familiar with: grade inflation http://t.co/8QKoMIs4kH #fb Tue Oct 08 16:34:28 +0000 2013
  • 2 wks into the beard and I’ve noticed that I get more respect; by which I mean people cross the street to avoid me. http://t.co/4TUZ3rAOaX Tue Oct 08 13:55:13 +0000 2013
  • Unhappiness is: realizing the paper you just submitted still has your co-authors’ rough comments encoded in the margins. Yikes. #fb Tue Oct 08 13:49:38 +0000 2013
  • @vadum Canadian business school may as well be a self help group Tue Oct 08 13:16:30 +0000 2013
  • I’m crashing student presentations in the business school this morning… just for the free coffee #cheap #fb Tue Oct 08 13:07:03 +0000 2013
  • I am not happy about this: “Now you can control living cockroaches with a mobile app” http://t.co/B1TWE7hJ08 #fb Tue Oct 08 12:04:09 +0000 2013
  • Re-watching Wrestlemania XIV. Why? ‘Cause it’s free on Youtube. That’s why. #fb Mon Oct 07 21:24:42 +0000 2013
  • RT @rservant: Cancelled #TekSavvy and #Rogers services tonight. Two very different experiences. The TekSavvy folks were wonderful, would … Mon Oct 07 20:27:19 +0000 2013
  • I don’t wanna teach tonight. I don’t wanna! #fb Mon Oct 07 20:26:22 +0000 2013
  • I kinda feel sorry for #teksavvy now. I don’t know why they suck all of a sudden, but this will not end well for them #fb Mon Oct 07 20:24:16 +0000 2013
  • @sam_clouthier it pipes the tweet to facebook (if you’ve set it up for that purpose) Mon Oct 07 17:14:50 +0000 2013
  • “This Is Why Einstein’s Brain Was Better Than Yours” http://t.co/jBUTrK1mCg #fb Mon Oct 07 16:00:23 +0000 2013
  • At least it’s not a bagel http://t.co/bzayt1Vbed Mon Oct 07 13:13:07 +0000 2013
  • This is the sort of photo that makes you re-think our child labour laws http://t.co/7jEFWaNY0L Mon Oct 07 13:11:56 +0000 2013
  • What I learned today: Tom Selleck owns a home in Burlington, Ontario! #fb Mon Oct 07 12:46:14 +0000 2013
  • All right, I’m giving @TekSavvyCSR until the end of the month to provide reliable service, or I’m getting my internet elsewhere #fb Mon Oct 07 12:37:18 +0000 2013
  • One more computer switched to Linux, as I crawl slowly toward sanity… #fb Mon Oct 07 12:31:49 +0000 2013
  • 54 years ago today, Luna 3 transmitted the first ever photographs of the far side of the moon #fb Mon Oct 07 10:32:32 +0000 2013
  • They say you get the government that you deserve. Perhaps this video explains Americans http://t.co/VnKlwiQNzk #fb Mon Oct 07 09:27:05 +0000 2013
  • How can this NOT be intentional at this point? http://t.co/0p5CNcbu4R Mon Oct 07 02:22:17 +0000 2013
  • THY. THY foul grammar. Sheesh. (I will also accept THINE) http://t.co/5ysRcpXwKs Sun Oct 06 18:14:04 +0000 2013
  • THY. THY foul grammar. Sheesh. (I will also accept THINE) http://t.co/VF1eMsOdp4 Sun Oct 06 16:23:25 +0000 2013
  • I’m almost at this point http://t.co/A7ga8Ebcfk Sun Oct 06 16:16:08 +0000 2013
  • Clearly http://t.co/J5riE5KLdH Sun Oct 06 16:08:33 +0000 2013
  • No. Thank YOU. http://t.co/sflgPjd9Vv Sun Oct 06 16:07:26 +0000 2013
  • Thomas Dolby really was a visionary http://t.co/FRtZpDojXW #fb Sun Oct 06 16:03:07 +0000 2013
  • Wow. Rear view mirrors are really useful for looking up your own nostrils #fb Sat Oct 05 14:22:17 +0000 2013
  • A boy and his bulldog http://t.co/jy8c9mINdO #fb Sat Oct 05 14:18:10 +0000 2013
  • Bad luck never comes alone http://t.co/IsDuXuxct0 Sat Oct 05 13:30:02 +0000 2013
  • Probably says something about me, but I think this is hot http://t.co/Oilge4VD64 Sat Oct 05 13:29:16 +0000 2013
  • “The deadliest events in history, ranked by deaths per day” http://t.co/YK0dMxW3Wo #fb Sat Oct 05 11:38:30 +0000 2013
  • @EJPHC @OsamaBerrada @StevenEarlMPH @Samuel_I_P another consulting opportunity http://t.co/gXDESS7kPT Sat Oct 05 04:05:34 +0000 2013
  • Research Associate position in Kingston; for Masters grad in epidemiology, public health, or health sciences! http://t.co/ICFHLPkJmN #fb Sat Oct 05 04:04:56 +0000 2013
  • Public Health Epidemiologist position in Timmins http://t.co/UN9r0oaIgX #fb Sat Oct 05 04:03:54 +0000 2013
  • How can this NOT be intentional at this point? http://t.co/EHgQtPuYEa Fri Oct 04 19:01:07 +0000 2013
  • @CigaretsChill @the_jessmister try it now: http://t.co/tiRBSW7UCL Fri Oct 04 18:45:14 +0000 2013
  • @CigaretsChill @the_jessmister oh ok i will open it up in a little while Fri Oct 04 18:25:06 +0000 2013
  • @CigaretsChill @the_jessmister https:// http://t.co/gJAVhhm5jr Fri Oct 04 15:40:07 +0000 2013
  • @techcyclists you’re welcome Fri Oct 04 15:36:39 +0000 2013
  • I’m a middle aged man with a growing prostate gland and delayed urination. Am I a pee-tard? #fb Fri Oct 04 15:35:31 +0000 2013
  • @CigaretsChill I started a slow clap Fri Oct 04 15:28:55 +0000 2013
  • @CigaretsChill it’s not the numbers but the enthusiasm that counts 😉 Fri Oct 04 14:45:43 +0000 2013
  • @CigaretsChill someone speaking @the_jessmister http://t.co/ofb7HERPT9 Fri Oct 04 14:37:12 +0000 2013
  • Why are tool & die makers sending me their resumes? I mean, I’m jealous of their skills, but it’s not like I own a factory or something #fb Fri Oct 04 14:15:31 +0000 2013
  • RT @HDPeteyy: @deonandan On a via train to Toronto and the first thing they announced is that standing is not permitted. Look at you making… Fri Oct 04 12:17:32 +0000 2013
  • @HDPeteyy ha! Fri Oct 04 12:03:39 +0000 2013
  • How can this NOT be intentional at this point? http://t.co/e7kihxWjxF Fri Oct 04 11:12:29 +0000 2013
  • How can this NOT be intentional at this point? http://t.co/etePksP6L3 Fri Oct 04 10:44:58 +0000 2013
  • How can this NOT be intentional at this point? http://t.co/pwZwL70J7u Fri Oct 04 10:36:25 +0000 2013
  • How can this NOT be intentional at this point? http://t.co/OMF9AJVJs3 Fri Oct 04 00:10:48 +0000 2013
  • Typos are bad, mmmkay? http://t.co/JImT9ZHp1f Thu Oct 03 22:45:25 +0000 2013
  • Well, they already had Giuliani http://t.co/jeBdCRVUBS Thu Oct 03 22:45:12 +0000 2013
  • Thank God for atheism #irony #fb Thu Oct 03 22:29:36 +0000 2013
  • The sentiment is its own evidence against itself http://t.co/7mIJeHoOv3 Thu Oct 03 22:27:26 +0000 2013
  • Finally, a free market solution to overpopulation http://t.co/EMkv0iiMpF Thu Oct 03 22:17:29 +0000 2013
  • Thanks, Obama http://t.co/jSNrO7znAa Thu Oct 03 22:16:24 +0000 2013
  • I think “Homerun Hitler” might be a good title for a pilot on SyFy. http://t.co/kflzqCR5Un Thu Oct 03 22:10:27 +0000 2013
  • Some typos are worse that others http://t.co/xrDFR0DCZL Thu Oct 03 21:52:24 +0000 2013
  • Ewwww http://t.co/MjJpSxCVNa Thu Oct 03 21:35:17 +0000 2013
  • Job Application Fail http://t.co/aupWniNfDq Thu Oct 03 21:28:31 +0000 2013
  • Applying for a job at Ikea http://t.co/LeDIckgvLl Thu Oct 03 21:26:26 +0000 2013
  • I predict a lot of firings in the marketing department http://t.co/COvVxvEivY Thu Oct 03 21:23:03 +0000 2013
  • Job application fail: pretty sure they’re not interested in the time of day you were in high school http://t.co/XAieWgII4Z Thu Oct 03 21:21:04 +0000 2013
  • Whoa! I’m surprised that Shark Tank was so devious. I wonder if Dragon’s Den is as similarly corrupt http://t.co/Jpx7vVlcSP #fb Thu Oct 03 19:40:52 +0000 2013
  • I’m sympathetic to those resisting what they feel is tyranny; so I give Repubs a lot of slack. But no more, d-bags. http://t.co/cWGxmBqYPS Thu Oct 03 19:33:27 +0000 2013
  • Shit, this is good. If US media described the gov’t shutdown the way they describe other countries’ governments… http://t.co/xiapc2qYDt Thu Oct 03 19:25:20 +0000 2013
  • If the Smiths wrote for Peanuts http://t.co/d2rvmKKtkz #fb Thu Oct 03 18:54:47 +0000 2013
  • Today’s observation: the most dangerous drivers in Ottawa tend to have diplomatic plates #fb Thu Oct 03 17:38:32 +0000 2013
  • You’re welcome http://t.co/rbntgRQb9c Thu Oct 03 15:02:20 +0000 2013
  • In this Star Wars reunion photo, Chewbacca is the only one who seems to have aged well http://t.co/MAoET3OIFG Thu Oct 03 15:01:33 +0000 2013
  • A somewhat vague opportunity for a Master’s level science grad, in Oakland, California http://t.co/J1uv64PGlm #fb Thu Oct 03 14:55:39 +0000 2013
  • @dianamchard kinda long for a t shirt Thu Oct 03 14:16:03 +0000 2013
  • Terrible real estate photos. Number 3 is my favourite http://t.co/63aYSmbMkX Thu Oct 03 12:09:14 +0000 2013
  • @EleniStyliani never underestimate the stupidity of people. Especially when those people are American Thu Oct 03 12:07:03 +0000 2013
  • @dianamchard never underestimate the stupidity of people. Especially when those people are American Thu Oct 03 12:06:55 +0000 2013
  • 5:30AM. Gonna squeeze in 2 hours of sleep before my morning meetings. Sigh. #fb Thu Oct 03 09:33:26 +0000 2013
  • RT @realityblurred: Probst ripping Colton was almost worth bringing him back. Almost. #Survivor Thu Oct 03 08:54:28 +0000 2013
  • Uhhhhh….. http://t.co/1vTfwur96r Thu Oct 03 08:45:29 +0000 2013
  • Guess whose Internet is down again. Time to shop for a new provider, @TekSavvyNetwork #fb Thu Oct 03 03:26:34 +0000 2013
  • The TV just used the term “punchy spunk.” I giggled. #fb Wed Oct 02 22:37:12 +0000 2013
  • Kudos to @Bitcasa for excellent responsive customer support @BitcasaSupport Wed Oct 02 22:31:42 +0000 2013
  • @crundwellg he made me cry Wed Oct 02 18:39:54 +0000 2013
  • Whoa. An evening of raw cauliflower makes for an eventful morning. #fb Wed Oct 02 15:33:52 +0000 2013
  • Conflating business with education. I think this is a poor article: “Why I Have a Big Problem With Academic Tenure” http://t.co/XuCmXezAuK Wed Oct 02 12:58:46 +0000 2013
  • Oh sweet Jeebus. I did it again. I read the comments. My eyes! My eyes! https://t.co/AUC2gDyPEL Wed Oct 02 12:48:41 +0000 2013
  • How you know if your dog has been involved in a sex scandal http://t.co/bGAyiUbiwc Wed Oct 02 11:44:29 +0000 2013
  • Grand Challenges Canada is seeking a Toronto-based project coordinator for their Financial Innovations program: https://t.co/tSq5kwXbp4 #fb Wed Oct 02 02:32:11 +0000 2013
  • My latest article at the Institute for Knowledge Mobilization: http://t.co/KDqRy1hZlk #fb Wed Oct 02 02:20:54 +0000 2013
  • I just backed a friend’s project on @Kickstarter http://t.co/yWNVVnuZNG Tue Oct 01 17:52:31 +0000 2013
  • @AndriaBitton yeah. I’ve figured this shit out Tue Oct 01 15:39:23 +0000 2013
  • Guess whose Internet is down again? #fb Tue Oct 01 15:28:23 +0000 2013
  • Everyday someone posts they lost their phone & all their contacts. What kind of non-backing-up ghetto smartphones are you losers using? #fb Tue Oct 01 14:06:44 +0000 2013
  • All Western democracies with functioning governments take one step forward. Not so fast, USA… #fb Tue Oct 01 14:03:48 +0000 2013
  • Unfortunate conclusion : it’s easier to thumb-type on my smartphone than it is to physically type on the full keyboard of a 7″ netbook #fb Tue Oct 01 14:01:49 +0000 2013
  • Hey, Constitutional lawyers, if US gov’t is shut down, there’s impasse in the 2-party system, does Ralph Nader automatically become Prez? Tue Oct 01 12:24:27 +0000 2013
  • @cheesechoker @crowley35 @deadsquid @TekSavvy I feel your pain Tue Oct 01 04:52:44 +0000 2013
  • Just wrote a paper, half on my phone and half on my tablet, all using Google docs. Why am I so excited by this? #fb Tue Oct 01 01:02:44 +0000 2013
  • @crowley35 @cheesechoker @deadsquid @TekSavvy hmm. Well at least they’re aware of the issues Tue Oct 01 00:59:14 +0000 2013
  • @AndriaBitton oh I attend as well. But I bring my wine in a coffee mug and read the news on my phone Mon Sep 30 23:50:41 +0000 2013
  • Hitting a bit of a wall on how to remove Android from a device (netbook) and replace it with a Linux distro from a pendrive. Any ideas? #fb Mon Sep 30 21:52:33 +0000 2013
  • @deadsquid @crowley35 @cheesechoker @TekSavvy Annnnd we’re dead slow again 🙁 Mon Sep 30 20:05:35 +0000 2013
  • 4pm: American Dad, big glass of wine, leftover curry, no stress. Why? Because I have a guest lecturer tonight. #fb Mon Sep 30 20:03:55 +0000 2013
  • Our latest article at Skiffy is about “Jewish science fiction” http://t.co/brzCeVz0Nx Mon Sep 30 18:23:39 +0000 2013
  • @deadsquid @crowley35 @cheesechoker Actually I don’t actually know that Cogeco uses Rogers infra. But Rogers is part owner. Mon Sep 30 16:46:34 +0000 2013
  • @deadsquid @crowley35 @cheesechoker @TekSavvy Well they all use Rogers backbone. So looks like there’s something infrastuctural going on Mon Sep 30 16:41:00 +0000 2013
  • @deadsquid @crowley35 @cheesechoker @TekSavvy yeah I’m back up now. But frankly I don’t have a lot of faith that I will say that way. Mon Sep 30 16:25:56 +0000 2013
  • @cheesechoker @crowley35 @TekSavvy yeah that’s sort of my situation. Signal is strong, but up/download rates are unpredictable Mon Sep 30 15:19:59 +0000 2013
  • Kanye’s Top 5 Gay Fish Moments https://t.co/HukyLeKgPs #ALLDISRESPECTTOJIMMYKIMMEL #fb Mon Sep 30 14:11:03 +0000 2013
  • @dkaykay11 Goodlooking, too. Mon Sep 30 14:07:38 +0000 2013
  • It’s a good week. Only one class to teach, and I have a guest lecturer for it. #NODISRESPECTTOBENAFFLECK #fb Mon Sep 30 14:06:56 +0000 2013
  • Josh Groban Sings Kanye West Tweets https://t.co/jHKOGZCSsW #fb Mon Sep 30 13:49:39 +0000 2013
  • @crowley35 @TekSavvy Downtown Ottawa! Mon Sep 30 13:32:31 +0000 2013
  • Almost arrested on the Via Rail train. Here are the details http://t.co/rUMwQrTm2p Mon Sep 30 09:52:17 +0000 2013
  • Once again doing my work tethered to my phone’s internet, because my expensive @TekSavvy cable internet service is not working. Sigh #fb Mon Sep 30 09:19:35 +0000 2013
  • Oh come on, my internet is frakking up AGAIN? #teksavvy #fb Mon Sep 30 06:38:28 +0000 2013
  • @RedParrots I don’t need to got nuthin’. I’m Iron Man and I have an internet test to prove it Sun Sep 29 22:31:33 +0000 2013
  • @RedParrots you keep telling yourself that Sun Sep 29 22:29:05 +0000 2013
  • @RedParrots sucka Sun Sep 29 22:26:19 +0000 2013
  • I knew it! I am Iron Man. http://t.co/toQX4cVvRm http://t.co/zlmNIYjOOS Sun Sep 29 22:18:58 +0000 2013
  • Dear creature that just scurried into my washing machine: I don’t mind sharing my home with you. Just don’t show yourself to me again ever. Sun Sep 29 21:15:23 +0000 2013
  • RT @chrisrockoz: First, there was Planking, then Harlem Shaking, then Instagramming & now Twerking. If the next trend could be Thinking, th… Sun Sep 29 15:49:35 +0000 2013
  • “Mairjuana is the only issue that unites hippies and hillbillies.” -Bill Maher #fb Sun Sep 29 13:23:37 +0000 2013
  • Seeking advice from other TekSavvy customers: use ISP’s DNS or Google’s Public DNS? Which is faster? #fb Sun Sep 29 13:09:56 +0000 2013
  • Another sign of old age: choosing to skip a house party in favour of Trivial Pursuit #fb Sun Sep 29 06:33:05 +0000 2013
  • Shit, this is funny. “Between Two Ferns with Zach G: Justin Bieber” http://t.co/xV6cLl5gW2 #fb Fri Sep 27 21:36:53 +0000 2013
  • Two Toronto-based epidemiology positions http://t.co/tyMWZJy3NO #fb Fri Sep 27 19:50:10 +0000 2013
  • @EJPHC @OsamaBerrada @StevenEarlMPH @Samuel_I_P and another http://t.co/dy4WAgfSJV Fri Sep 27 19:43:47 +0000 2013
  • @EJPHC @OsamaBerrada @StevenEarlMPH @Samuel_I_P Another one for you http://t.co/EOOLgbl9a1 Fri Sep 27 19:42:50 +0000 2013
  • @brittharr2 shaddap Fri Sep 27 19:39:29 +0000 2013
  • What I learned: puppy of two Soviet space dogs was mated to JFK’s dog, creating “pupniks”, the first trans-species indicator of detente #fb Fri Sep 27 18:55:12 +0000 2013
  • No my favourite tale from the annals of space flight history: Animals who went into space http://t.co/5BIZBPr9i9 #fb Fri Sep 27 18:53:19 +0000 2013
  • “A new photo emerges of Lincoln at Gettysburg” Looks more like Bigfoot http://t.co/145nUfxKua #fb Fri Sep 27 18:49:52 +0000 2013
  • A Global Health investment fund? http://t.co/sjWIxnx6iZ #fb Fri Sep 27 18:07:45 +0000 2013
  • Been using “Gender Guesser” to analyze my writing samples. I oscillate between “weak male” and “weak female” http://t.co/JvlFbXedGg Fri Sep 27 17:26:01 +0000 2013
  • Just used “Gender Guesser” to see gender of my writing. Verdict: “weak male.” Argh. However “Weak emphasis could indicate European.” Ha! #fb Fri Sep 27 17:21:30 +0000 2013
  • Epidemiologist positions in Ottawa and Guelph http://t.co/wVqIGPWW8l #fb Fri Sep 27 17:05:10 +0000 2013
  • “Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” -George Carlin #fb Fri Sep 27 17:02:19 +0000 2013
  • After my experience on the train last night, I’m wondering if Via’s defence in the bus tragedy inquiry will be ‘someone was standing” #fb Fri Sep 27 12:23:54 +0000 2013
  • @RedParrots fucking idiot. I refused to sit. He did nothing Fri Sep 27 00:24:01 +0000 2013
  • Literally 2 min outside Ottawa station. Having sat for 5 hrs, I stand to line up to get off. VIA rail guy threatens to have me arrested #fb Fri Sep 27 00:20:53 +0000 2013
  • Everyone : Google “Google in 1998” #fb Thu Sep 26 23:32:07 +0000 2013
  • @VIA_Rail oh it’s not a big deal. No one was being rude. I’m just being overly sensitive today. Thu Sep 26 19:34:12 +0000 2013
  • @KyleRyc listening to former UFC heavyweight champion Josh Barnett talk about playing… Magic The Gathering Thu Sep 26 19:00:22 +0000 2013
  • So the Union station Via rail ticket people are also surly. Is everyone in Toronto in a permanent foul mood? #fb Thu Sep 26 18:57:58 +0000 2013
  • Dreading another train ride to Ottawa. Where’s my Nyquil…? #fb Thu Sep 26 18:45:40 +0000 2013
  • “The world’s first mind-controlled robotic leg is ready for prime time” http://t.co/1IFHLBkxCX #fb Thu Sep 26 18:38:18 +0000 2013
  • GTFO http://t.co/oOiktoVio6 #fb Thu Sep 26 18:36:57 +0000 2013
  • I am muthafrackin’ SUPAHMAN, bitches! http://t.co/qUQnxptQZa Thu Sep 26 15:00:57 +0000 2013
  • Wow, they DO grow on plants! http://t.co/arBWlp3TJz Thu Sep 26 14:52:11 +0000 2013
  • I keep one at home for sharpening purposes http://t.co/P8UWPCeT9H Thu Sep 26 13:43:45 +0000 2013
  • You would think they would have pointed it downward. You know, in case of rain. http://t.co/lJDUdx5RWQ #fb Thu Sep 26 13:36:04 +0000 2013
  • Standard headline in Canada http://t.co/66yQ7BKk9k #fb Thu Sep 26 13:31:36 +0000 2013
  • WTF is going on? http://t.co/IozdRnB9nT Thu Sep 26 00:31:33 +0000 2013
  • At UofT physics building for first time in 20 years. Where did all these girls come from? Oh, I guess they were born in the interim #fb Wed Sep 25 18:57:51 +0000 2013
  • All medical school reference letters now sent. Hope I didn’t confuse them with my tweets. Why is this letter all about burritos? #fb Wed Sep 25 16:43:06 +0000 2013
  • Hanging out on U of T campus. Feel like a student again. An older student with a bald spot, pot belly, and high cholesterol #fb Wed Sep 25 15:06:22 +0000 2013
  • 11am and I’ve already had a burrito. How many more can I eat today? #fb Wed Sep 25 15:03:55 +0000 2013
  • “Homeopathic ‘vaccines’ aren’t evidence-based” well Duh http://t.co/cR32WpX138 #fb Wed Sep 25 13:11:58 +0000 2013
  • @KyleRyc a gay boy? This is toronto. They’re everywhere Wed Sep 25 12:54:24 +0000 2013
  • @KyleRyc the 60 year old businessmen around the table won’t get it Wed Sep 25 12:51:36 +0000 2013
  • Happiness is: wearing t-shirt and sneakers to Board meeting when everyone else is in a suit. Because this is my work wardrobe, damn it #fb Wed Sep 25 12:44:32 +0000 2013
  • TTC employees are the surliest people in the city. They set the tone for the misery that is rush-hour transit in Toronto #fb Wed Sep 25 12:42:43 +0000 2013
  • Holy crap. New via rail wifi is lightning fast! #fb Tue Sep 24 21:47:09 +0000 2013
  • On via 657 to Toronto. Just had a donut and swigged some Nyquil, so sweet dreams here I come #fb Tue Sep 24 19:24:43 +0000 2013
  • Good news: will be speaking on CIHR Cafe Scientifique panel with Ron Labonte re medical tourism later in Spring. Details to follow #fb Tue Sep 24 18:22:10 +0000 2013
  • Really bummed upon hearing of the passing of a dog I hadn’t seen in 10 years. That’s how special this dog was/is #fb Tue Sep 24 14:46:07 +0000 2013
  • @techcyclists sorry. Damn autocorrect. I meant android netbook Tue Sep 24 14:29:21 +0000 2013
  • Anyone have any success installing Linux onto an android network? #fb Tue Sep 24 12:13:16 +0000 2013
  • I’m with Phil Davis on this one http://t.co/WnABgEqItI #ufc165 #fb Mon Sep 23 17:01:34 +0000 2013
  • Bet it costs plenty http://t.co/TNIN4HKGxZ Mon Sep 23 16:03:03 +0000 2013
  • I now have cloud storage with 8 different companies. You’re welcome, NSA. Go nuts #fb Mon Sep 23 15:48:01 +0000 2013
  • If you haven’t done so already, please take our survey about whether doctors should be accessible on social media: http://t.co/LHcB05XLD1 Mon Sep 23 09:47:14 +0000 2013
  • Bet it costs plenty http://t.co/5Ew3GB4d0m Mon Sep 23 08:44:08 +0000 2013
  • Reminiscing about the very first sci-fi book I ever read, back when I was about 7 years old, “The Star Beast” http://t.co/16lyungfKA #fb Mon Sep 23 06:44:37 +0000 2013
  • My latest paper – ” research poster presentations as an educational tool for undergraduate epidemiology students” http://t.co/ebPLVMibq7 Mon Sep 23 05:47:35 +0000 2013
  • BatDad http://t.co/9XueEmCo0t Sun Sep 22 22:38:41 +0000 2013
  • RT @mickpedder: quite human. #ufc165 Sun Sep 22 05:27:41 +0000 2013
  • @AlexTheMauler you won that one, man. You won it #UFC165 Sun Sep 22 05:07:00 +0000 2013
  • RT @JunkTruth: @danawhite Notice the champ got cheered on way in and bood on the post fight interview & vice versa for challenger, says who… Sun Sep 22 04:59:56 +0000 2013
  • Gustafson was robbed #ufc165 Sun Sep 22 04:40:01 +0000 2013
  • Best line from last night’s slam poetry contest: “Twitter is like that movie Crash: 140 characters & 120 of them are racist.” #speakoutslam Sun Sep 22 00:12:47 +0000 2013
  • My fellow professors may hate me for this, but I’m actually finding Blackboard Learn to be an effective, time-saving tool #fb Sat Sep 21 19:00:13 +0000 2013
  • Ok there’s a middle aged fat guy on the bus… Carrying a broadsword. I can’t make this shit up #fb Sat Sep 21 04:01:10 +0000 2013
  • @ArRay_of_woRds I thought yours was the best. Surprised you didn’t make next round #SpeakoutSlam Sat Sep 21 02:09:01 +0000 2013
  • @peterlevesque http://t.co/i4ZmN5kQo8 Fri Sep 20 21:25:53 +0000 2013
  • @peterlevesque http://t.co/CiFhz93u5b Fri Sep 20 21:25:41 +0000 2013
  • @EJPHC @OsamaBerrada @StevenEarlMPH @Samuel_I_P http://t.co/uBHaCZ2YHV Fri Sep 20 21:25:02 +0000 2013
  • @EJPHC @OsamaBerrada @StevenEarlMPH @Samuel_I_P http://t.co/CiFhz93u5b Fri Sep 20 21:24:36 +0000 2013
  • @EJPHC @OsamaBerrada @StevenEarlMPH @Samuel_I_P http://t.co/mYCRg9kuSy Fri Sep 20 21:24:24 +0000 2013
  • @EJPHC @OsamaBerrada @StevenEarlMPH @Samuel_I_P http://t.co/i4ZmN5kQo8 Fri Sep 20 21:24:05 +0000 2013
  • Ubuntu cloud storage: sweet! https://t.co/fttRDHdl6q (Yes I get a free space for each referral. Don’t hate me.) #fb Fri Sep 20 20:50:32 +0000 2013
  • CSEB short course on Bayesian methods http://t.co/z5wegvxPAf #fb Fri Sep 20 19:06:25 +0000 2013
  • I have so much to say about this: “Politics Wrecks Your Ability to Do Math” http://t.co/i7RVpafY6a #fb Fri Sep 20 19:01:01 +0000 2013
  • Oops, now Ubuntu has cloud storage, too! #fb Fri Sep 20 18:49:26 +0000 2013
  • GoToWebinar has an Android app. Who knew? Quite useful #fb Fri Sep 20 18:43:48 +0000 2013
  • Just discovered Freakanomics radio…. My new favourite podcast #fb Fri Sep 20 17:53:34 +0000 2013
  • Last night I dreamt I was a gay Olympic sprinter with a big fat dumb husband, embroiled in some international jewel heist conspiracy #fb Fri Sep 20 16:00:06 +0000 2013
  • Unhappiness is when a bottle of vodka opens up in your luggage. Wait, why is there vodka in your luggage? Shut up. That’s why. #fb Fri Sep 20 04:15:50 +0000 2013
  • On Porter 276 to Toronto. If anyone else is here… Bring me some cough syrup #fb Thu Sep 19 23:57:00 +0000 2013
  • Just discovered that my Backblaze online backup service includes Google Drive, Skydrive, and my other virtual drives. Very impressed #fb Thu Sep 19 22:39:09 +0000 2013
  • I’m always in a 48 hr window of diarrhea: either I had it or I will be having it in 48 hrs. Limits how far from my house I can go” -Louis CK Thu Sep 19 20:38:41 +0000 2013
  • Some people pay extra for this http://t.co/1dQC4OEKem Thu Sep 19 18:39:58 +0000 2013
  • Why does Michael Jordan have dreads? And why is he carrying a football? Something about your Nikes ain’t quite right http://t.co/tI70sL6eCL Thu Sep 19 18:38:56 +0000 2013
  • “I agree that the term ‘racist’ is totally overused…The term ‘asshole’ works much better” http://t.co/6rNxi6XKdG #fb Thu Sep 19 18:30:47 +0000 2013
  • Obamacare and American National Identity http://t.co/WsQl86iAqM Thu Sep 19 18:22:09 +0000 2013
  • Mike Tyson is a witch. Also… This qualifies as a show now? http://t.co/sxv0eJInSm #fb Thu Sep 19 17:12:06 +0000 2013
  • Whoa…. Donald Low has died! Just met him last year and was hoping to have a deeper conversation sometime 🙁 http://t.co/EouibOlPbt #fb Thu Sep 19 16:41:30 +0000 2013
  • We live in wonderful times: “Exotic Dancers Create Calendar Praising Putin’s Syria Deal” http://t.co/YlkiSbR54e #fb Thu Sep 19 16:23:48 +0000 2013
  • RT @ChasD3: For what it’s worth, a logical argument can now be made to have Obama transfer ownership of his Nobel Peace Prize to Putin #Put… Thu Sep 19 16:22:31 +0000 2013
  • @NathanFillion my favourite movie! Wed Sep 18 18:38:10 +0000 2013
  • @JesseC_D @peterlevesque our latest project that you might interested in — doctors on social media: Dhttp://www.surveymonkey.com/s/GV32G5X Wed Sep 18 18:05:34 +0000 2013
  • How do you feel about your doctor being on social media? Please take this survey and let us know: http://t.co/LHcB05XLD1 Wed Sep 18 18:04:40 +0000 2013
  • Heehee. Best animated GIF ever http://t.co/3zFkWSuvXD #fb Wed Sep 18 17:16:24 +0000 2013
  • @AndriaBitton @AndreCleroux @cbitton yeah I heard something about this. My service seems to be back up now. Wed Sep 18 17:09:42 +0000 2013
  • Creepy…. http://t.co/QIcxxLEiRT #fb Wed Sep 18 16:36:44 +0000 2013
  • Star Wars / Star Trek cross-over? This is what would happen http://t.co/NSvpLNzQ7h #fb Wed Sep 18 16:22:19 +0000 2013
  • Sweet Jeebus! “Via train and city bus crash in Ottawa, at least 5 dead” http://t.co/O2HiuwkQ0t #fb Wed Sep 18 14:09:05 +0000 2013
  • The rise in mental disorders among children is largely the result of the decline in children’s freedom. http://t.co/qAx2f5UNRj #fb Wed Sep 18 12:32:57 +0000 2013
  • @acurrie @jpli18 okay Wed Sep 18 01:30:38 +0000 2013
  • @jpli18 @acurrie hey I’m judging a slam poetry contest Friday night at Ryerson. You guys wanna come? Wed Sep 18 00:51:19 +0000 2013
  • Ahh the world famous Wat vegetarian chili http://t.co/JAUVB6tL8I Tue Sep 17 23:54:18 +0000 2013
  • Jesus is always the answer http://t.co/EaSe5SvEn4 Tue Sep 17 21:12:28 +0000 2013
  • Mike Tyson is a vegan? I think ears count as meat #obviousjoke #fb Tue Sep 17 21:10:56 +0000 2013
  • Why Are American Health Care Costs So High?: http://t.co/yIJtrRjQEP #fb Tue Sep 17 19:31:05 +0000 2013
  • RT @OMGshNicholas: People I want deported from America: @LukeBrasili @wnfraser @anthonytkr @shann_wow @blayne_mkitrain @_audreyann @pizzo_n… Tue Sep 17 19:07:33 +0000 2013
  • RT @ATrueStatesman: Cowards who closed their racist Twitter accounts: @wnfraser, @blayne_mkitrain, @JPLman95, @k_begs, @jamkeamick5, @lukeb… Tue Sep 17 19:01:50 +0000 2013
  • Something tells me that this intersects with Penis Road. Perhaps more than once. http://t.co/8jEz4cV5VI Tue Sep 17 18:57:02 +0000 2013
  • I wonder if it’s curved http://t.co/eG98a4bpzP Tue Sep 17 18:51:42 +0000 2013
  • The science of classifying living things http://t.co/eqAfciSuDM Tue Sep 17 18:40:00 +0000 2013
  • An interesting article that might infuriate hipsters and English majors http://t.co/p43Jdpyvkt #fb Tue Sep 17 18:38:13 +0000 2013
  • This year’s Miss America pageant. Apparently http://t.co/bnrpP2jAny Tue Sep 17 18:28:02 +0000 2013
  • All the career advice I ever gave students is better expressed in this article. Just don’t read the comment section: http://t.co/3MuBucOdCB Tue Sep 17 17:56:31 +0000 2013
  • Well, as long as it’s the other guys http://t.co/wy8DWzNke5 Tue Sep 17 17:01:17 +0000 2013
  • I hear that costs extra http://t.co/xtmdViX9bQ Tue Sep 17 17:00:45 +0000 2013
  • @1MaginAZN hmm Tue Sep 17 16:22:55 +0000 2013
  • This is the kind of career advice that I give http://t.co/EldrrnkOzB Tue Sep 17 16:08:35 +0000 2013
  • Musclemen have no souls http://t.co/laPlfrE53j Tue Sep 17 16:05:13 +0000 2013
  • Beware of jerk http://t.co/O1sKnb6I1H Tue Sep 17 13:07:17 +0000 2013
  • When a vicious doberman isn’t enough… http://t.co/hNR7xLQCjw Tue Sep 17 13:04:31 +0000 2013
  • The temperature this morning is now equivalent to my education: 4 degrees #rimshot #fb Tue Sep 17 12:02:31 +0000 2013
  • @techcyclists If I tell you, then you won’t need me anymore #sniff Tue Sep 17 12:01:28 +0000 2013
  • How is the brain like a cantaloupe? http://t.co/vIWKaz2Jcp Tue Sep 17 03:00:54 +0000 2013
  • I was going to save this as a future Facebook profile pic http://t.co/FQuaFrBOxN Tue Sep 17 02:59:12 +0000 2013
  • @RedParrots http://t.co/hoPNTxjoCs Tue Sep 17 02:42:34 +0000 2013
  • Awkward sticker placement, part 12 http://t.co/pxwgS2Sdch Tue Sep 17 02:40:33 +0000 2013
  • Awkward sticker placement, part 11 http://t.co/n3qcJqh2sF Tue Sep 17 02:31:27 +0000 2013
  • Awkward sticker placement, part 10 http://t.co/8MqX2P3ffn Tue Sep 17 02:30:44 +0000 2013
  • Awkward sticker placement, part 9 http://t.co/3QJrqVCv4R Tue Sep 17 02:27:52 +0000 2013
  • Awkward sticker placement, part 8 http://t.co/DuBRRzpBJa Tue Sep 17 02:26:42 +0000 2013
  • Awkward sticker placement, part 7 http://t.co/oAo6sJr6xn Tue Sep 17 02:25:52 +0000 2013
  • Awkward sticker placement, part 6 http://t.co/z09OTCyGqh Tue Sep 17 02:25:06 +0000 2013
  • Awkward sticker placement, part 5 http://t.co/A1hiYiP32y Tue Sep 17 02:24:30 +0000 2013
  • Awkward sticker placement, part 4 http://t.co/5rDmxvvQQc Tue Sep 17 02:23:05 +0000 2013
  • Awkward sticker placement, part 3 http://t.co/4fntvvlQJj Tue Sep 17 02:22:01 +0000 2013
  • Awkward sticker placement, part 2 http://t.co/DnlZZXJKjg Tue Sep 17 02:20:04 +0000 2013
  • Awkward sticker placement, part 1 http://t.co/ZHwdVivoiG Tue Sep 17 02:18:20 +0000 2013
  • Jesus take the wheel http://t.co/1MgVjVJ8cX #fb Tue Sep 17 02:14:54 +0000 2013
  • Another #uOttawa superstar student Alyse Schacter has a new website about her mental health advocacy work: http://t.co/BGfH4FSol0 #fb Mon Sep 16 20:17:33 +0000 2013
  • @dkaykay11 d’ohh! Mon Sep 16 18:54:24 +0000 2013
  • @dkaykay11 No. I don’t wanna. Mon Sep 16 18:42:08 +0000 2013
  • Happiness is: overhearing a girl on the phone explain to her boyfriend why he needs to get an STD test #awkward #fb Mon Sep 16 16:08:45 +0000 2013
  • @dkaykay11 Duh. I’m brown! Mon Sep 16 15:59:07 +0000 2013
  • “US Spelling Bee 2013 winner is also Indian American! Unfortunately #Racists don’t seem to care.” – @aasif #fb Mon Sep 16 15:30:19 +0000 2013
  • RT @Marmel: I don’t give a crap about Miss America. But if you do, and can’t stand she’s not white, this is for you. http://t.co/vvwUsUjmg5 Mon Sep 16 15:28:45 +0000 2013
  • Seriously, Ottawa? 8 degrees? #fb Mon Sep 16 14:55:27 +0000 2013
  • One thing I love about Twitter is that fools tweeting racist remarks about new Miss America used their real names. Good luck, idiots. #fb Mon Sep 16 14:53:56 +0000 2013
  • I’ve decided that the opossum is the only animal that is simultaneously both adorable and horrifying #fb Mon Sep 16 13:34:20 +0000 2013
  • Getting better. Let’s see if this lasts http://t.co/52F9vsfUVL Mon Sep 16 13:28:52 +0000 2013
  • My latest paper: “Family Physicians Sharing of Personal Information on Facebook” http://t.co/TQUQYOLrv7 #fb Mon Sep 16 13:14:12 +0000 2013
  • My latest paper: “Assisted Reproduction and Cross-Border Maternal Surrogacy Regulations in Selected Nations” http://t.co/MQwHskLM5R #fb Mon Sep 16 13:12:40 +0000 2013
  • “12 years after 9/11, debating whether to bomb another Muslim country, America needs to stop asking, ‘Why do they hate us?'” -@billmaher #fb Mon Sep 16 07:05:21 +0000 2013
  • Internet still at a trickle. Eight med school letters written, two more to go. Screw it, I’m going to bed #fb Mon Sep 16 06:06:52 +0000 2013
  • @TekSavvyNetwork @teksavvyCSR Not doing much better today http://t.co/xoWCSaZV6P Mon Sep 16 02:26:02 +0000 2013
  • @RogoNic opposite opossum oppreciation Sun Sep 15 22:59:26 +0000 2013
  • What I just learned: Possums live in Australia. Opossums live in North America. And I guess O’Possums are Irish #fb Sun Sep 15 22:49:42 +0000 2013
  • Okay, I just did my first grading using Blackboard Learn. I gotta say… it was pretty effortless. #fb Sun Sep 15 22:23:10 +0000 2013
  • Giving credit where it’s due: impressed with @TekSavvyCSR responsiveness via twitter. Now let’s see if my problem gets fixed! #fb Sun Sep 15 21:16:56 +0000 2013
  • Why is Twitter suggesting that I follow LL Cool J and Pharrell? You really don’t know me, do you Twitter? And I thought we were friends #fb Sun Sep 15 17:17:16 +0000 2013
  • @TekSavvyBuzz doesn’t seem to be DM option on your Twitter profile. Hmm. I DM’ed @TekSavvyCSR Sun Sep 15 16:59:25 +0000 2013
  • @TekSavvyCSR Hi. Cable internet has been on and off for days. This is the best I’ve received in 3 days. Cable28 plan http://t.co/ZfF1K8xQ2o Sun Sep 15 06:57:26 +0000 2013
  • @TwiztedZero thanks I will Sun Sep 15 06:55:39 +0000 2013
  • @TwiztedZero but thanks (I’m actually right across the QC border) Sun Sep 15 06:34:26 +0000 2013
  • @TwiztedZero It’s set to pick the closest most active server. I’ve tried other servers. Doesn’t make a diff. Current Teksavvy service sucks Sun Sep 15 06:33:34 +0000 2013
  • @TekSavvyNetwork here is my current service rate via my unlimited Cable 28 subsrciption http://t.co/Xw1OPJoCbz Sun Sep 15 06:01:23 +0000 2013
  • On TekSavvy, here’s is my connection’s current performance http://t.co/CUlvPLFr57 Sun Sep 15 06:00:40 +0000 2013
  • This is what I’m relying on right now. Surfing via my phone’s wireless tether 🙁 http://t.co/d0xzfMkQvR Sun Sep 15 05:44:24 +0000 2013
  • So with @TekSavvyNetwork on the fritz, I’ve been surfing on my phone’s wireless tether; which makes me wonder why I even need an ISP at all Sun Sep 15 05:25:54 +0000 2013
  • Dear students, when you write asking to work in my “lab”, I know you haven’t really researched me. My lab is the coffee shop at 3AM #fb Sun Sep 15 05:21:03 +0000 2013
  • Poor Internet service this week reminds me how dependent I’ve become on Hi – speed wifi. No Chromebook for me just yet! #fb Sun Sep 15 04:25:48 +0000 2013
  • Am getting fed up with @TekSavvyNetwork poor service of late. What other unlimited Hi – speed broadband services are there in Ottawa? #fb Sun Sep 15 04:20:39 +0000 2013
  • Euripides pants? Yousa crappy tailor! #onmedsagain #fb Sun Sep 15 04:07:00 +0000 2013
  • Googling the Assholes from the Watergate affair, not surprised to find that many are still influential in the Republican party #fb Sun Sep 15 03:34:06 +0000 2013
  • Watching “All the President’s Men” cause it’s Watergate week in Deonandia #fb Sun Sep 15 01:47:09 +0000 2013
  • Reminiscing about that time I melted my shoes by standing too close to a bonfire in Uganda. Yes, I’m on cold meds again #fb Sun Sep 15 01:38:57 +0000 2013
  • @TekSavvyNetwork I’ve been having service interruptions in Ottawa for 3 days now. Is this a known issue? Sun Sep 15 01:32:27 +0000 2013
  • This inconsistent internet access is driving me batty… just as the TekSavvy bill arrives. Bad timing, bubs! #fb Sat Sep 14 20:53:55 +0000 2013
  • @1MaginAZN well I liberated some sandwiches. So therefore… good. Sat Sep 14 20:37:07 +0000 2013
  • Our forces have successfully liberated three oppressed sandwiches from the conference lunch table. Viva la revolucion! #fb Sat Sep 14 20:34:20 +0000 2013
  • Yes, people. This is where we are as a society http://t.co/4J0DNMmoA1 Sat Sep 14 20:18:10 +0000 2013
  • @1MaginAZN I saw you walk by. Now I know where you were going! Sat Sep 14 19:42:33 +0000 2013
  • @sabsterlee haha! I’ve been live tweeted! Sat Sep 14 19:02:34 +0000 2013
  • Zod dammit, Ottawa, why you so cold? #fb Sat Sep 14 17:15:34 +0000 2013
  • Just arrived at Aghnconference.ca Sat Sep 14 17:13:43 +0000 2013
  • @AndriaBitton hmmmm Sat Sep 14 17:12:43 +0000 2013
  • 3rd straight day of wonky Internet service. Any other Teksavvy clients having the same issue? #fb Sat Sep 14 15:38:20 +0000 2013
  • Dear people attending my lecture today: I’m still delirious and stoned, so none of it will make sense. Consider yourselves forewarned #fb Sat Sep 14 13:34:18 +0000 2013
  • @dkaykay11 ah Sat Sep 14 02:58:32 +0000 2013
  • @dkaykay11 who is your provider? Sat Sep 14 02:55:47 +0000 2013
  • I need to get a 5GHz router…. no one uses that frequency! http://t.co/D5Xev9zOZb Sat Sep 14 02:22:31 +0000 2013
  • All right, anyone else in Ottawa having crappy internet service tonight? #fb Sat Sep 14 02:15:46 +0000 2013
  • @ronnie8701 oh great. something new to obsess over Fri Sep 13 23:04:19 +0000 2013
  • Important tip: change the channel on your router to avoid interference from your neighbours. My internet is now lightning fast! #fb Fri Sep 13 23:03:57 +0000 2013
  • I now own 7 computers, 3 tablets, and 3 smart phones. I need help #fb Fri Sep 13 19:00:50 +0000 2013
  • Liddy , Hunt, Dean… These assholes were the godfathers of the modern Republican party. Looking back at Watergate makes me boil #fb Fri Sep 13 17:27:07 +0000 2013
  • Just realized this year is the 40th anniversary of the Watergate scandal #fb Fri Sep 13 17:21:12 +0000 2013
  • Unhappiness is: not having enough lung power to blow your nose #fb Fri Sep 13 15:22:26 +0000 2013
  • Anyone interested in joining the UOttawa @CSEBOttawa Executive? https://t.co/5Y7CEju8Tg Fri Sep 13 05:29:40 +0000 2013
  • Oh look, my printer is out of paper. I guess all those medical school references aren’t getting mailed out tomorrow, after all #fb Fri Sep 13 04:56:47 +0000 2013
  • The secret to odourless pooping… though a match is cheaper http://t.co/OK3x00WKL9 Fri Sep 13 00:35:44 +0000 2013
  • I don’t think you’re allowed to do this http://t.co/l92OYIW5nz Thu Sep 12 21:52:53 +0000 2013
  • Decoding the “hey” http://t.co/de3hUzIDnN Thu Sep 12 21:46:58 +0000 2013
  • “Nutcracker Esophagus” is a good name for porno #fb Thu Sep 12 21:12:05 +0000 2013
  • I’m writing all my medical school reference letters tonight… while delirious on cold medication. So… good look with that #fb Thu Sep 12 21:10:11 +0000 2013
  • The creepy sounds of interstellar space https://t.co/dQgwL7rjNG #fb Thu Sep 12 21:09:10 +0000 2013
  • Posted to his FB page seconds before Seal Team 6 broke in http://t.co/p8fKFHwch6 Thu Sep 12 20:43:38 +0000 2013
  • Photos are incredible, feats are impressive, but breaking no-climb rule on vulnerable monuments is not cool http://t.co/7hshhojokm #fb Thu Sep 12 20:26:48 +0000 2013
  • The Lewis Model Explains Every Culture In The World http://t.co/WnGLkBpZfM #fb Thu Sep 12 14:01:22 +0000 2013
  • We truly are in the golden age of courtship http://t.co/ZPxxZ0CRFX Thu Sep 12 13:26:27 +0000 2013
  • @ShenizJ par for the course then Thu Sep 12 05:33:24 +0000 2013
  • @ShenizJ Can I mix it with my vodka? Thu Sep 12 05:27:35 +0000 2013
  • I need some St Johns Wort, echinacea, reiki, Bowen therapy, and every other kind of placebo you hippies can dream up #fb Thu Sep 12 05:23:49 +0000 2013
  • Niall Ferguson, like many I was swayed by your pretty words. But it seems you have no actual evidence or content to support your theses #fb Thu Sep 12 05:21:55 +0000 2013
  • Why must a chest cold always progress to a chest cold? Can’t it be satisfied with tormenting just one major organ system? #fb Thu Sep 12 04:46:40 +0000 2013
  • I was watching a documentary about the Amity ville horror and it got to a really spooky part… Just as the freaking fire alarm goes off #fb Thu Sep 12 04:19:43 +0000 2013
  • Sick in bed, thunder storm outside, and of course someone sets off the fire alarm. Grrr #fb Thu Sep 12 04:16:49 +0000 2013
  • Just walk away. This does not concern you. http://t.co/BMZgybyVr9 Thu Sep 12 03:33:40 +0000 2013
  • Yep, that’s a teen pregnancy doll http://t.co/B9QaxXzaax Thu Sep 12 03:29:54 +0000 2013
  • Damn. Found something more soothing for a head cold than lemon tea with honey. Ready? Coconut water. It’s a miracle! #fb Thu Sep 12 03:17:27 +0000 2013
  • @dkaykay11 bah Thu Sep 12 03:14:11 +0000 2013
  • So far, Windows 8, I’m not impressed. You’re trying too hard to be Android, but with none of the lightness or functionality #fb Thu Sep 12 01:35:55 +0000 2013
  • Single mom with three kids http://t.co/d7kubGxlXG Wed Sep 11 22:04:52 +0000 2013
  • Congratulations to yet another superstar UOttawa student, @jemyjoseph who will be on TVO’s Agenda tonight with @spaikin Wed Sep 11 20:53:29 +0000 2013
  • Apparently you’re not supposed to add water when heating up canned Chunky soup. Call be a rebel! #fb Wed Sep 11 20:19:05 +0000 2013
  • Either there’s a monk outside my door, or it’s some guy’s laundry day #fb Wed Sep 11 20:16:01 +0000 2013
  • I suppose it’s WWE now http://t.co/i30oNktFA9 Wed Sep 11 17:55:03 +0000 2013
  • “Iron Man: Rise of Technovore” is unbelievably bad #fb Wed Sep 11 17:43:44 +0000 2013
  • Carnivorous caterpillar! http://t.co/y0x4sMgChz #fb Wed Sep 11 16:53:56 +0000 2013
  • Being sick is my excuse to lie about and do nothing. As opposed to yesterday when I wasn’t sick, so laid about and did nothing #fb Wed Sep 11 16:42:40 +0000 2013
  • The rise of the digital epidemiologist http://t.co/JMXe8ZqZLj #fb Wed Sep 11 15:01:29 +0000 2013
  • Game of Tenure: Summer is Coming http://t.co/7VrZEYmdaV Wed Sep 11 14:59:14 +0000 2013
  • I’m not ashamed to admit this has been amusing me for the last 10 minutes http://t.co/TDT76mmRTW Wed Sep 11 14:57:41 +0000 2013
  • UOttawa grad students might want to consider attending TA orientation day: http://t.co/p6cJ7DVaUx #fb Wed Sep 11 14:48:07 +0000 2013
  • Explains much. But introduces more questions http://t.co/2lESIeK1Xs Wed Sep 11 14:34:19 +0000 2013
  • Waaaah! Head cold is making me miserable. Can’t get any work done! #fb Wed Sep 11 14:25:06 +0000 2013
  • Those interested in freedom of expression need to read about @matthew_d_green http://t.co/bQPqM2xWho Wed Sep 11 14:18:05 +0000 2013
  • Hee hee http://t.co/RuiPFRLiuT Wed Sep 11 14:13:13 +0000 2013
  • Life of Pie http://t.co/9AFCJJNJq5 Wed Sep 11 14:12:10 +0000 2013
  • Hey, internet memes don’t belong in textbooks! http://t.co/51OptqHESa #fb Wed Sep 11 14:11:16 +0000 2013
  • I should have done this in my textbook (part 2) http://t.co/DUUJmy6Kkm Wed Sep 11 14:01:20 +0000 2013
  • I should have done this in my textbook (part 1) http://t.co/IVqfzoZ9Xa Wed Sep 11 14:00:39 +0000 2013
  • “1 in 5 US scientists has considered… moving overseas in search of better funding.” Ha! Canada is much worse http://t.co/khky3C1XQz #fb Wed Sep 11 12:36:54 +0000 2013
  • Memories of living in DC in Sep, 2011 http://t.co/pFzEKgyMHH #fb Wed Sep 11 12:08:32 +0000 2013
  • Never forget Sep 11…. 1973 http://t.co/s34UgnxFLM #fb Wed Sep 11 12:07:51 +0000 2013
  • Anybody else “see” the problem here? http://t.co/KOByQUvFq3 Wed Sep 11 11:51:59 +0000 2013
  • Woke up with this phrase in my head (spoken in the voice of Wolverine): “You take the man with the cheese, or you’re out of the club.” #fb Wed Sep 11 11:46:09 +0000 2013
  • Just sayin’ http://t.co/fAxiA4QC4b Wed Sep 11 11:41:58 +0000 2013
  • Enjoying a hot mixture of tea, whiskey, and pasteurized bee vomit #fb Wed Sep 11 06:23:47 +0000 2013
  • And suddenly I have a head cold. WTF? #fb Wed Sep 11 06:15:56 +0000 2013
  • Just sayin’ http://t.co/cih3dHcRgi Wed Sep 11 05:35:17 +0000 2013
  • Irony, part 2 http://t.co/SyMFCTn10o Wed Sep 11 05:32:14 +0000 2013
  • Irony, part 1 http://t.co/8So9LNRSUd Wed Sep 11 05:31:49 +0000 2013
  • The quotation marks are used appropriately http://t.co/KbZizpLqMP Wed Sep 11 05:24:58 +0000 2013
  • The word “titular” makes me giggle #fb Wed Sep 11 04:44:19 +0000 2013
  • “Transhumanism is the rapture for nerds.” #fb Wed Sep 11 04:28:32 +0000 2013
  • @AndriaBitton shh. That’s what I meant Wed Sep 11 01:57:35 +0000 2013
  • @AndriaBitton ….but I will look for graffiti next time Wed Sep 11 01:40:47 +0000 2013
  • The word “Cyclops” should be spelled with an “i”. But just one #fb Wed Sep 11 01:36:49 +0000 2013
  • Yes, this is Danish for “speed check” http://t.co/sxJtmw9YKv Wed Sep 11 01:35:10 +0000 2013
  • Well at least the bus apologized http://t.co/wE5nOzHFkA Tue Sep 10 14:08:54 +0000 2013
  • You know it’s not a real castle, right? http://t.co/hqgpuHuMQF Tue Sep 10 14:08:04 +0000 2013
  • @AndriaBitton that’s hardly bathroom banter Tue Sep 10 13:31:47 +0000 2013
  • Tuesday morning. No classes to teach. Hung over. Reading comic books in the office lobby. Gonna be a good day #fb Tue Sep 10 13:12:10 +0000 2013
  • @AndriaBitton No. I approve Tue Sep 10 11:54:48 +0000 2013
  • Happiness is : overhearing in the bathroom two dudes talking about how they successfully pirated my textbook #fb Tue Sep 10 01:01:40 +0000 2013
  • We older men know about the second part… http://t.co/KcbYQBhoaA Mon Sep 09 19:15:19 +0000 2013
  • No comment. At least not aloud. http://t.co/UfP6XX7JbB Mon Sep 09 19:07:12 +0000 2013
  • Looks legit http://t.co/CO4ggJFq9c Mon Sep 09 19:06:09 +0000 2013
  • Skydrive, Google Drive, Dropbox, Box, Amazon Drive, Norton Drive… I now have too many online storage solutions #fb Mon Sep 09 18:41:07 +0000 2013
  • @J_Ged yeah! Mon Sep 09 17:14:18 +0000 2013
  • Er…. http://t.co/Rm0Wc8jLrD Mon Sep 09 17:14:02 +0000 2013
  • Er…. http://t.co/seemdik94I Mon Sep 09 15:28:56 +0000 2013
  • Do not like http://t.co/XUJ0g1No0P #fb Mon Sep 09 15:00:31 +0000 2013
  • How many omelettes can one man make with all the gourmet cheese he “liberated” from various under-attended events? We are about to find out Mon Sep 09 14:38:52 +0000 2013
  • YES http://t.co/GIVPNtJQ27 Mon Sep 09 13:09:15 +0000 2013
  • I’m sick of zombies, even more than I’m sick of vampires, but this is cool http://t.co/UHtVfH5MMy #fb Mon Sep 09 12:57:15 +0000 2013
  • The impact of vaccination on the USA. (Source: http://t.co/kYrbvpVMnx) http://t.co/4v03en0qV5 Mon Sep 09 12:56:07 +0000 2013
  • @ufc fighter @HypeOrDie is one beautiful mofo http://t.co/eldyfjyaGs Mon Sep 09 12:36:27 +0000 2013
  • 5:AM, off to bed, and I haven’t even written tomorrow’s lecture yet #fb Mon Sep 09 08:46:58 +0000 2013
  • Some very light Linux distros for older PCs http://t.co/Jg8EizCEmT #fb Mon Sep 09 06:40:21 +0000 2013
  • Refurbishing and optomizing all my old Android devices. Anything but actual work #fb Mon Sep 09 06:17:53 +0000 2013
  • Nice try, but…. no http://t.co/heWfIDRVnE Mon Sep 09 04:01:17 +0000 2013
  • http://t.co/aYk5VT5fbk Mon Sep 09 03:56:18 +0000 2013
  • If you’re going to cheat, at least do it right http://t.co/hCG9vy6q0F Mon Sep 09 03:54:58 +0000 2013
  • Aw crap. I bought decaf tea bags by mistake. What’s the point of that? #fb Mon Sep 09 03:54:32 +0000 2013
  • There’s no wrong way to make a family… except for using witchcraft http://t.co/0Jt3mwwSHU Mon Sep 09 02:29:50 +0000 2013
  • Dear undergrads looking for “used” copies of my textbook: It was just published last week and is an ebook, sooo…. good luck with that #fb Mon Sep 09 02:24:03 +0000 2013
  • Something’s not quite right here. Hmm…. http://t.co/Pw26vsCt6d Mon Sep 09 01:53:16 +0000 2013
  • Something tells me he’s not with the girl he’s supposed to be with http://t.co/nxdJ5MqKVz Mon Sep 09 01:52:23 +0000 2013
  • My doctor: “You know, you shouldn’t do one-arm push-ups anymore.” Me: “Thanks, doc. I’ll stop.” Me to myself: “One-arm push-ups? WTF?” #fb Mon Sep 09 01:48:01 +0000 2013
  • Just watched a fly land on a spiderweb, and the spider eat the shit out of it. Felt like I was watching a filmstrip in grade 4 again #fb Mon Sep 09 01:46:15 +0000 2013
  • Tad disturbing that Lysol toilet bowl cleaner smells like toothpaste. I start to understand dogs now #fb Mon Sep 09 00:31:00 +0000 2013
  • Not a good sign when a home repair job relies on copious amounts of duct tape #fb Sun Sep 08 23:51:28 +0000 2013
  • New facial scar… http://t.co/8rCwt2O8pQ Sun Sep 08 22:04:54 +0000 2013
  • Ah, bullying http://t.co/CzZysI2WqE Sun Sep 08 20:43:04 +0000 2013
  • 30 Weird And Awesome Inventions: some of these are awesome http://t.co/McHFIGOuVR #fb Sun Sep 08 20:30:54 +0000 2013
  • This is how I look on my scooter http://t.co/vEz29m4pJm Sun Sep 08 20:21:29 +0000 2013
  • First I thought this was an autorickshaw, then realized it would probably make an Indian driver’s head explode http://t.co/Qgyv90RuCM Sun Sep 08 20:20:51 +0000 2013
  • I want one. The one on the right. And the scooter-bag thing, too. http://t.co/a6r0k7M3kT Sun Sep 08 20:18:12 +0000 2013
  • Happiness: optimizing my crappy Chinese 7″ tablet so I don’t have to buy a shiny new Nexus 7. Even though I really want one 🙁 #fb Sun Sep 08 19:02:37 +0000 2013
  • Gluten-free rice bread: a whole new adventure in carb abuse #fb Sun Sep 08 18:12:52 +0000 2013
  • So now the dollar store sells almond milk and gourmet coffee. What’s next, spare organs? #fb Sun Sep 08 16:40:38 +0000 2013
  • Another sign of old age: I just switched my tablet to the default large font size view #fb Sun Sep 08 07:20:31 +0000 2013
  • The upcoming “X-Men: Days of Future Past” movie needs to use the 90s theme song http://t.co/HPQoQDxPnG #fb Sun Sep 08 04:15:30 +0000 2013
  • I assume this is a Mongolian restaurant? http://t.co/2dCEXXhsje Sun Sep 08 01:50:11 +0000 2013
  • Irony is indeed a cruel bitch http://t.co/0VfID1twCK Sun Sep 08 01:49:13 +0000 2013
  • Yes, God… and your poor spelling teacher http://t.co/Wgve1iNVPE Sun Sep 08 01:44:51 +0000 2013
  • Why Levar Burton is also awesome: http://t.co/yUFIX9IjHS Sun Sep 08 01:22:41 +0000 2013
  • @KyleRyc “facial contraceptive”. Hmm. So many ways to go with this one. I’ll just politely avoid them all. Sun Sep 08 01:18:54 +0000 2013
  • Took me a second to notice the difference http://t.co/y1GtDLWkFV Sun Sep 08 01:16:16 +0000 2013
  • @KyleRyc but not for this http://t.co/Fjbwy5FrP8 Sun Sep 08 01:14:47 +0000 2013
  • My next haircut http://t.co/8luINLFzBg Sun Sep 08 01:07:53 +0000 2013
  • Fried polenta and chicken curry. That’s not weird, right? #fb Sat Sep 07 23:51:31 +0000 2013
  • Canadian graffiti http://t.co/TLX7OmX3VB Sat Sep 07 23:21:48 +0000 2013
  • Love shopping in the Glebe Metro, though it offends my frugal immigrant sensibilities #fb Sat Sep 07 22:32:33 +0000 2013
  • I know we shouldn’t laugh at this, but… ironic that it’s in the soda aisle http://t.co/mI58UbK3LW Sat Sep 07 20:42:29 +0000 2013
  • 11 of the best photoshops of Jay Z jumping off his yacht http://t.co/OpscEB5WVT #fb Sat Sep 07 15:19:56 +0000 2013
  • 40 Pictures That Show Just How Much The World Has Changed (I miss number 22) http://t.co/AKdGFFHjDK #fb Fri Sep 06 22:40:37 +0000 2013
  • The most Canadian headline ever http://t.co/L4Lf9LkazR Fri Sep 06 22:29:15 +0000 2013
  • Look twice at this pic. Now I see what you did there…. http://t.co/MqmQhNpVte Fri Sep 06 22:28:54 +0000 2013
  • Harry and Hagrid on the bus http://t.co/qH662AWYEd Fri Sep 06 22:22:21 +0000 2013
  • I should save this for May, but… http://t.co/ezNv8iY3mS Fri Sep 06 22:21:02 +0000 2013
  • 15 People That Look EXACTLY The Same In Every Photo (8 is my favourite) http://t.co/0YNMyeMrGp #fb Fri Sep 06 22:17:00 +0000 2013
  • @EJPHC @OsamaBerrada @StevenEarlMPH http://t.co/b9V8plglWZ Fri Sep 06 17:33:39 +0000 2013
  • @EJPHC @Samuel_I_P @OsamaBerrada @StevenEarlMPH http://t.co/sGF5wVEBIR Fri Sep 06 17:33:14 +0000 2013
  • Dear every coffee shop, u think ur being more efficient by having several people take orders. But u r not, since there’s only 1 register #fb Fri Sep 06 13:17:24 +0000 2013
  • Passed another milestone today as I used the last of the office supplies I stole from the job I had 11 years ago #fb Fri Sep 06 12:09:49 +0000 2013
  • Too much catnip http://t.co/JH8VVaVlXg #fb Fri Sep 06 08:06:59 +0000 2013
  • Downloading this now http://t.co/tG30Owi2pe #fb Fri Sep 06 02:37:21 +0000 2013
  • @Roxyfighter You were my favourite part of episode 1 of TUF. Looking forward to more Fri Sep 06 02:16:26 +0000 2013
  • Indian food, UFC, and booze. Gonna be a good night #fb Fri Sep 06 00:13:10 +0000 2013
  • I just mixed Coke Zero and red wine, and I like it #fb Thu Sep 05 23:51:36 +0000 2013
  • Good to see coffee wallahs learning some marketable skills http://t.co/vOxg0A7pRf Thu Sep 05 21:56:30 +0000 2013
  • I bet the pastries are Jolie good http://t.co/segS7DzHQg Thu Sep 05 21:53:21 +0000 2013
  • 19 Super Weird Couples http://t.co/Fh9TgTlJ0m #fb Thu Sep 05 18:06:13 +0000 2013
  • Cat-and Picard http://t.co/XGkxCTwK0a Thu Sep 05 17:59:45 +0000 2013
  • Make it Tso http://t.co/65YdU1jGgN Thu Sep 05 17:59:11 +0000 2013
  • weird-ass tattoo http://t.co/CtCmB5uWwV #fb Thu Sep 05 17:56:49 +0000 2013
  • My “Best Prof” award– which I got because all the other profs left early and I was there by default. No, seriously. http://t.co/NYGP9Hlj0a Thu Sep 05 17:35:43 +0000 2013
  • Bicycle-powered treehouse elevator http://t.co/McZjNEadsb #fb Thu Sep 05 14:58:14 +0000 2013
  • Am about to watch the very last –sniff– Futurama episode #fb Thu Sep 05 14:08:09 +0000 2013
  • Next time someone complains about money being “wasted” on science, research, space exploration, health care… http://t.co/GjrPAVO2cT #fb Thu Sep 05 14:01:38 +0000 2013
  • The Merriam-Webster Dictionary should be banned because it legitimizes the word “irregardless.” http://t.co/mwvbbTpPUJ #fb Thu Sep 05 13:58:35 +0000 2013
  • Got up after 3 hours sleep to attend an 830am class in order to make a 5 minute presentation. Sigh #fb Thu Sep 05 12:58:56 +0000 2013
  • Hey students, don’t forget that Blackboard Learn has an app for Android and iPhone #uottawa #fb Thu Sep 05 12:56:45 +0000 2013
  • The new grad students are shiny and keen #fb Thu Sep 05 12:50:31 +0000 2013
  • Have pruned my inbox from over 200 to a mere 62. I will get to *YOUR* message soon. But before then…. bed #fb Thu Sep 05 07:00:56 +0000 2013
  • For the first time I actually DECLINED a journal’s request to review a paper. That felt good. I might do more declining… #fb Thu Sep 05 06:13:20 +0000 2013
  • Lesbians who look like Justin Bieber http://t.co/ErMV1xBLkS #fb Thu Sep 05 05:03:50 +0000 2013
  • Donald Trump just called Anthony Weiner a “jerk” on Twitter. Let the bitchiness of the titans commence! #fb Thu Sep 05 04:18:54 +0000 2013
  • Wow. I hadn’t realized David Frost had died! http://t.co/qSYWVNyYs7 #fb Thu Sep 05 04:18:06 +0000 2013
  • I just downloaded this http://t.co/CKLekV7aA3 Thu Sep 05 04:03:49 +0000 2013
  • Cool. What the Chinese thought of the Romans: http://t.co/sq8PamGbZ7 #fb Thu Sep 05 00:10:03 +0000 2013
  • Most popular porn searches by state. I want to see it globally, as well! http://t.co/xNgj8LBP3l #fb Wed Sep 04 23:56:09 +0000 2013
  • Should be a law against slow moving people walking more than two abreast #fb Wed Sep 04 20:47:56 +0000 2013
  • First full day of classes and I already have my first $50 parking ticket of the season. On a scooter. #parkingnazis #fb Wed Sep 04 20:41:01 +0000 2013
  • Fry: “Hey, wait! I’m having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.” Leela: “An idea?” #futurama #fb Wed Sep 04 17:12:38 +0000 2013
  • “I’m no good at being a slave. I’m thinking of graduate school: you know, and be a barber.” #futurama #fb Wed Sep 04 17:10:16 +0000 2013
  • Waaaaah! http://t.co/SOJ4fjC5hu #fb Wed Sep 04 16:22:06 +0000 2013
  • Funniest #Futurama episodes? http://t.co/8XMQ2cPnas #fb Wed Sep 04 16:21:49 +0000 2013
  • “I haven’t needed a butler since grad school.” #futurama #fb Wed Sep 04 16:20:12 +0000 2013
  • Pirate encyclopedia http://t.co/PQaxEF0ged Wed Sep 04 15:36:33 +0000 2013
  • “You’ve gone from ‘crazy like a fox’ to ‘crazy like Fox News'” #futurama #fb Wed Sep 04 15:19:31 +0000 2013
  • Overheard at today’s wine and cheese: “Are we really a science program if we have no Asian students?” #fb Wed Sep 04 00:18:13 +0000 2013
  • Shopping for office stuff for tenure app got me stuck amidst the back to school shoppers. Almost looked for pencil cases & liquid paper #fb Tue Sep 03 20:05:39 +0000 2013
  • Apparently I’m doing the orientation for new part-time professors tomorrow. Lesson 1: go full-time. Lesson 2: see lesson 1. Tue Sep 03 19:39:48 +0000 2013
  • @CigaretsChill that’ll learn ya Tue Sep 03 19:20:46 +0000 2013
  • Blackboard Learn claims that one of my colleagues doesnt exist. Have I been hallucinating a year of meetings? Is this a “Fight Club” moment? Tue Sep 03 19:03:55 +0000 2013
  • Tenure dossier officially submitted. Total sleep time: 14 hours over 4 days #fb Tue Sep 03 18:55:19 +0000 2013
  • Just putting this out there for the interested: $10K grants for research related to lesbian health issues http://t.co/3ELncQyvdQ #fb Tue Sep 03 16:47:08 +0000 2013
  • I want to change my name to Perkin Warbeck #fb Tue Sep 03 16:11:28 +0000 2013
  • Marveling at how far mobile computing has come. Just 10yrs ago I was a hero for being able to plug my Handspring Visor into a phone jack #fb Tue Sep 03 14:30:05 +0000 2013
  • @odawg_ftb don’t want to over play the fez card. Only break it out for special occasions Tue Sep 03 13:12:53 +0000 2013
  • Actually had this internal dialogue this morning: “Hmm. First day of school. Fez or no fez?” #fb Tue Sep 03 13:06:17 +0000 2013
  • Don’t mess with elephants http://t.co/FM04tyKM1R Tue Sep 03 06:37:36 +0000 2013
  • “Guyanan?” No No No No No. http://t.co/7QLW2D4iB3 #fb Tue Sep 03 02:57:31 +0000 2013
  • Captain Kirk Has a Close Encounter With Miley Cyrus http://t.co/4UT8GmOYoW Mon Sep 02 23:16:04 +0000 2013
  • Don’t mess with elephants http://t.co/73euAUCs5T Mon Sep 02 20:07:24 +0000 2013
  • Computer porn http://t.co/2PG0ozrbQr Mon Sep 02 20:07:08 +0000 2013
  • This doesn’t concern you… http://t.co/OrpjvZRKwB Mon Sep 02 18:33:52 +0000 2013
  • Dude… http://t.co/WROYT6qYMd Mon Sep 02 18:33:30 +0000 2013
  • Happy Sealand independence day #fb Mon Sep 02 18:10:41 +0000 2013
  • One more paper accepted for publication… Just in time to get squeezed into the tenure application #fb Mon Sep 02 17:59:33 +0000 2013
  • Works for moobs and scrota, too http://t.co/XGDrzcj9PU Mon Sep 02 16:23:51 +0000 2013
  • @joerogan comments on the VMAs https://t.co/36UYgGZzkl #fb Mon Sep 02 16:16:50 +0000 2013
  • Fight the power http://t.co/4ynMJjQEpe Mon Sep 02 09:22:06 +0000 2013
  • Pie chart of procrastination http://t.co/WLz9jGnKf5 Mon Sep 02 09:20:38 +0000 2013
  • Probably a good thing when an Under-Secretary General of the UN adds you on LinkedIn Mon Sep 02 08:44:50 +0000 2013
  • Reasons that people want a Mac http://t.co/thiI4kaEG1 Mon Sep 02 08:27:13 +0000 2013
  • Difference between PC and Mac http://t.co/ZOTe9vJWDs Mon Sep 02 08:26:10 +0000 2013
  • Guess what I’m working on tonight? http://t.co/vBxhDMfPMP Mon Sep 02 02:35:13 +0000 2013
  • @lidsinc sounds legit Mon Sep 02 02:13:42 +0000 2013
  • I hope this is his dating profile pic http://t.co/8Na7vJUFQD Mon Sep 02 02:09:08 +0000 2013
  • Poor career planning http://t.co/JQbh8KWlAn Mon Sep 02 02:07:01 +0000 2013
  • Tenure application + cooking with wine = uncertain career future #fb Mon Sep 02 01:40:50 +0000 2013
  • Oh, TVP, I am so your bitch. But I do wonder what horrible things you’re doing to my body #fb Mon Sep 02 01:22:39 +0000 2013
  • “Until a co is willing to guarantee the safety of your personal data, it’s not wise to upload anything of importance” http://t.co/uNLjBO1RY5 Mon Sep 02 00:57:45 +0000 2013
  • Ahhh, meta data http://t.co/OVEmPkiEZo #fb Mon Sep 02 00:28:25 +0000 2013
  • @MartyStJean or just keep it all on y hard drive 🙂 Sun Sep 01 16:42:55 +0000 2013
  • @MartyStJean I worry about security, backups and whether the company will discontinue service at an inconvenient time (as often happens) Sun Sep 01 16:22:50 +0000 2013
  • Am thinking of dumping all my files onto Google drive. NSA aside, yay or nay? #fb Sun Sep 01 16:08:39 +0000 2013
  • The Drone Ranger http://t.co/gRNef7fT6a Sun Sep 01 02:30:50 +0000 2013
  • Brilliant http://t.co/Em2qoX3MRh #fb Sun Sep 01 02:29:18 +0000 2013
  • My new favourite website http://t.co/qJgKBWn0rT #fb Sun Sep 01 02:25:39 +0000 2013
  • This will be my new rapper name http://t.co/qlVo8ZY4yT Sun Sep 01 02:11:20 +0000 2013
  • Stop, poachers! http://t.co/Ft13zDzCcW Sun Sep 01 01:10:50 +0000 2013
  • Canadian CSI http://t.co/9dluCt7g5o Sun Sep 01 01:09:05 +0000 2013
  • From the producers of the Human Centipede… http://t.co/0MTsNDxQ28 Sun Sep 01 01:08:26 +0000 2013
  • Structure of ass http://t.co/Ebm99yP43Z Sat Aug 31 22:00:09 +0000 2013
  • I worked, worked out, ran errands, and even tidied up a bit. I’m allowed to have a shwarma now, right? #fb Sat Aug 31 19:35:22 +0000 2013
  • @RedParrots baaad timing; overlaps with start of school and all the shopping and panic that that entails Sat Aug 31 19:33:23 +0000 2013
  • So. Ottawa. With all the students rushing back into town this wknd, you choose TODAY to close two major arteries and a critical bridge? #fb Sat Aug 31 19:15:54 +0000 2013
  • Dayammn. #uottawa campus is a zoo today. All the kiddies are moving in #fb Sat Aug 31 19:12:11 +0000 2013
  • Weird bumping into the guy who sold me his used scooter, and watching him stare regretfully at the beast #fb Sat Aug 31 18:55:43 +0000 2013
  • Unhappiness is: finding out that none of my keys opens my office door on weekends #fb Sat Aug 31 18:23:27 +0000 2013
  • :Twitter haiku 353 – “Narcoleptic thief / Was detained in mid-crime for / Resisting a rest” Sat Aug 31 17:27:34 +0000 2013
  • Idiots http://t.co/qhw5tgWXEV Sat Aug 31 17:12:25 +0000 2013
  • Arrested during haircut http://t.co/AwuzOQ4YMF Sat Aug 31 16:59:48 +0000 2013
  • I’ll say it again: I’m on Dave Chapelle’s side. He’s the civilized one http://t.co/FHDphPyS8e #fb Sat Aug 31 16:04:07 +0000 2013
  • 6:AM and I’m done writing a THIRD of my tenure dossier. I get to sleep now, right? #fb Sat Aug 31 10:17:49 +0000 2013
  • @OsamaBerrada Thanks, but I already have access to porn Sat Aug 31 08:23:32 +0000 2013
  • Details about my new textbook http://t.co/xXjewVZTBP Sat Aug 31 08:10:04 +0000 2013
  • Aieeee!!! http://t.co/sxBdcrjAk6 #fb Sat Aug 31 07:36:30 +0000 2013
  • I’m on Dave Chapelle’s side #fb Sat Aug 31 06:58:12 +0000 2013
  • Unhappiness is realizing I’d spent hours preparing a course in Blackboard Learn, only to realize I’d done so under the WRONG course code #fb Sat Aug 31 06:19:31 +0000 2013
  • Today I’ve been living on apple sauce from the dollar store. And yes I know how ghetto that sounds #fb Fri Aug 30 23:01:29 +0000 2013
  • Latest gift from a student. I love being a prof http://t.co/uiAkuhLKyJ Fri Aug 30 18:12:34 +0000 2013
  • @OsamaBerrada old age, man. Old age Fri Aug 30 16:26:34 +0000 2013
  • @daly_beauty Well good for you. A lot of people are stressed out by it. And yes, Med Reception also does triage, depending on clinic size Fri Aug 30 16:17:59 +0000 2013
  • @daly_beauty @20YS Why angry? Have I not been clear?. Med reception is 1st point of contact: job 1 is reducing stress; job 2 is triage #fail Fri Aug 30 15:45:31 +0000 2013
  • @daly_beauty @20YS Asking it of people agony just invites more stress. Next time I will reply loudly, “My herpes is acting up. How’s yours?” Fri Aug 30 15:36:35 +0000 2013
  • Unhappiness is… a torn labrum #fb Fri Aug 30 15:27:46 +0000 2013
  • @daly_beauty @20YS Only if it’s the doctor asking, not the receptionist. In a public waiting room, no less. Fri Aug 30 15:26:17 +0000 2013
  • @20YS hello is fine. Because a truthful answer is a 30 min conversation for peeps who are sick and in pain Fri Aug 30 14:37:27 +0000 2013
  • Dear uOttawa health services: perhaps “How are you today” is not the best way to greet people coming into the clinic for medical care #fb Fri Aug 30 14:33:57 +0000 2013
  • What do you get if you blow your nose in space? Astrosnot! Ha! #shutupitsfunny #fb Fri Aug 30 06:11:11 +0000 2013
  • Drinking stevia-flavoured cola. Bad idea #fb Thu Aug 29 20:56:24 +0000 2013
  • Watching the second last Futurama ever. Sniff. So sad #fb Thu Aug 29 20:54:54 +0000 2013
  • My second freakin’ course is now ready on Blackboard Learn. And it’s 5:30AM. So I guess I can go to sleep. !#@$%! #fb Thu Aug 29 09:26:49 +0000 2013
  • Oh look. I just created an entire course using Blackboard Learn. And it only took me 10 fracking hours!! #fb Thu Aug 29 07:58:39 +0000 2013
  • No, Herpetologists don’t study Herpes. Though some of them do have it. #fb Thu Aug 29 06:42:45 +0000 2013
  • Trying to create a course right now in Blackboard Learn. This is a horrendous amount of work. It better save me time down the road! #fb Thu Aug 29 03:44:36 +0000 2013
  • Greg Jackson’s voice annoys me #ufc Thu Aug 29 02:50:49 +0000 2013
  • Yeah, about to watch a Carlos Condit fight! Thu Aug 29 02:36:32 +0000 2013
  • @lidsinc was already aiming pretty low #shh Thu Aug 29 01:46:14 +0000 2013
  • Crap. Got a paper rejected. #fb Thu Aug 29 00:35:33 +0000 2013
  • Check out the name http://t.co/K2kWi5mbJl Wed Aug 28 20:28:03 +0000 2013
  • Why yes, Our Dark Lord Wendy, I shall… http://t.co/xfeJTEOUSx Wed Aug 28 20:26:48 +0000 2013
  • The Apocalypse is nigh when bears be robbin’ restaurants http://t.co/adFTixYwrV #fb Wed Aug 28 20:25:48 +0000 2013
  • Hey Asshole next me in the Blackboard workshop: it’s not the students’ fault you have to learn software. So lay off the TA #fb Wed Aug 28 18:58:36 +0000 2013
  • @rondia that’s what I’m wearing right now. This is all so new to me Wed Aug 28 17:07:09 +0000 2013
  • Stuck in a Blackboard Learn info session all afternoon. I really don’t have time for this shit #fb Wed Aug 28 16:59:21 +0000 2013
  • Shit. I’m now wearing my glasses all the time #old #fb Wed Aug 28 16:58:17 +0000 2013
  • Public bike work stations on uOttawa campus. Cool http://t.co/0KERPrmMjM Wed Aug 28 16:50:32 +0000 2013
  • Ottawa, bitches #fb Wed Aug 28 01:36:42 +0000 2013
  • On Porter shuttle bus to YTZ in brand toronto traffic. Will I miss my flight? #fb Tue Aug 27 23:47:11 +0000 2013
  • @hjyan another good idea Tue Aug 27 17:42:02 +0000 2013
  • @hjyan oh, itunes is a good idea. Tue Aug 27 17:33:47 +0000 2013
  • I couldn’t wait. Thicke = Cowell http://t.co/5WZe3itqUf Tue Aug 27 17:33:21 +0000 2013
  • @hjyan No, I want to be able to share one of my ebooks with the world, for free. Most people don’t know how to hook up their device to usb Tue Aug 27 17:29:48 +0000 2013
  • I just heard of that Robin Thicke guy this week. When I saw him, I thought it was Simon Cowell #fb Tue Aug 27 17:26:25 +0000 2013
  • Anyone know of a way to bypass Amazon website, but to let users push free content to their Kindles without a complicated upload process? #fb Tue Aug 27 17:19:40 +0000 2013
  • Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice,Beetlejuice! http://t.co/HFLz0bvXMd Tue Aug 27 17:13:20 +0000 2013
  • Why is our chillun not learnin’? http://t.co/iGOlEwM30c Tue Aug 27 17:10:20 +0000 2013
  • This is how you dress to ensure getting an empty seat next to you on the bus http://t.co/Cdfs5pzuJM Tue Aug 27 17:09:29 +0000 2013
  • So http://t.co/Vg1lzkEh63 won’t let me “direct publish” an ebook and give it away for free. That’s unfortunate #fb Tue Aug 27 17:08:16 +0000 2013
  • @bumblebrie their response: http://t.co/uln8x6iWrZ Tue Aug 27 17:00:08 +0000 2013
  • @bumblebrie thanks. I feel bad that i’s so expensive Tue Aug 27 16:47:10 +0000 2013
  • I really dislike that viral “cellphones are making us lonely” video. Here’s a nice response http://t.co/nFCU193fTR #fb Tue Aug 27 16:31:41 +0000 2013
  • Gotta take “Mabel” to this next year http://t.co/dwCIU9oruw #fb Tue Aug 27 15:57:34 +0000 2013
  • My new international health e-textbook is now live and ready for purchase: http://t.co/n9rt0Axtvg Tue Aug 27 15:33:29 +0000 2013
  • Damn. This is how you make a ramen noodle burger http://t.co/QVKyKpJN0F #fb Tue Aug 27 13:55:02 +0000 2013
  • Miley Cyrus twerks on famou paintings http://t.co/t5LxrTMMh7 #fb Tue Aug 27 13:28:51 +0000 2013
  • You know that stupid Japanese haunted elevator prank? They foolishly pulled it on legendary MMA fighter “Sexyama” http://t.co/HDe4Vxu3aW #fb Tue Aug 27 12:40:39 +0000 2013
  • The Futurama finale approaches & I will be traumatized. One person agrees it was the greatest animated show EVER http://t.co/nGLZv1jMTB #fb Tue Aug 27 03:27:42 +0000 2013
  • This is a great Beastie Boys Futurama mash-up http://t.co/GPQDpQRQrM #fb Tue Aug 27 03:01:42 +0000 2013
  • ZOMG a version of the Futurama theme that’s TEN HOURS LONG http://t.co/2KWRLdTZJr #fb Tue Aug 27 02:46:25 +0000 2013
  • Help me, idiots! http://t.co/Vj9um2kB99 Tue Aug 27 02:40:48 +0000 2013
  • Free mammogram http://t.co/J9WMoV7q6b Tue Aug 27 02:40:35 +0000 2013
  • IMDB commenters aren’t as idiotic as Youtube commenters. But sometimes it’s close #fb Tue Aug 27 01:48:05 +0000 2013
  • This is the booth in Suriname with a giant photo of my head. Wish I’d been there! http://t.co/0dTIBTThxH Tue Aug 27 01:32:05 +0000 2013
  • One more paper completed and submitted. Whew #fb Mon Aug 26 22:25:33 +0000 2013
  • @RedParrots doesn’t explain why lab mice and zoo animals, who aren’t fed crap, are also getting fat. Read article. Mon Aug 26 21:26:53 +0000 2013
  • What is the true cause of the obesity epidemic? http://t.co/8UPJXy15SX #fb Mon Aug 26 21:20:42 +0000 2013
  • Oh man. Check out these delicious photos http://t.co/55UiqDUBUL #fb Mon Aug 26 21:17:50 +0000 2013
  • Okay, so how did she get the couch in there? http://t.co/8j47KqZHzB Mon Aug 26 20:42:57 +0000 2013
  • Anybody else having issues with Chrome today? #fb Mon Aug 26 14:52:59 +0000 2013
  • @redparrot check out the comment at http://t.co/Aq9HFsA37H http://t.co/bPN78EWnUO Mon Aug 26 14:33:33 +0000 2013
  • Go get him, girls! http://t.co/27n5Czl8u3 Mon Aug 26 14:18:32 +0000 2013
  • Best failed robbery of all time http://t.co/GOhHrroXNL #fb Mon Aug 26 14:14:53 +0000 2013
  • “This is why you don’t let family marry family” http://t.co/aHZCgscUPf #fb Mon Aug 26 14:13:29 +0000 2013
  • Kinda weird when the boss who fired you 11 years ago now wants to be added on LinkedIn Mon Aug 26 14:09:44 +0000 2013
  • Woke up with Rammstein’s “Du Hast” in my head. WTF was I dreaming? #fb Mon Aug 26 13:49:01 +0000 2013
  • When and how should academics be paid? http://t.co/rCTequtQCk Mon Aug 26 13:25:11 +0000 2013
  • Rule 1: don’t shit in the car. Rule 2: don’t text people about if afterward http://t.co/hglq4N0nPP Mon Aug 26 11:56:06 +0000 2013
  • Someone needs to investigate what it is about Youtube commenting that brings out the profoundly stupid in people #fb Mon Aug 26 00:14:11 +0000 2013
  • One more paper completed and submitted #fb Sun Aug 25 23:45:30 +0000 2013
  • Ottawa-based program administrator job, ideal for a health sciences graduate: https://t.co/F0Sz1TKQJ3 #fb Sun Aug 25 20:21:44 +0000 2013
  • For South Park fans http://t.co/R9knODcxzQ Sun Aug 25 19:50:21 +0000 2013
  • For South Park fans http://t.co/nVgsA6fww5 Sun Aug 25 18:48:48 +0000 2013
  • Wondering why all my search results were coming back in French. Then noticed I’d typed “.cm” instead of “.com”. Cameroooooon #fb Sun Aug 25 18:41:13 +0000 2013
  • For South Park fans http://t.co/IlutwSIuDC Sun Aug 25 18:30:42 +0000 2013
  • When Bas Rutten found out about #Batfleck http://t.co/YvBPP39iLn #fb Sun Aug 25 17:47:48 +0000 2013
  • The traditional way of sleeping http://t.co/weshdCISLR #fb Sun Aug 25 17:45:58 +0000 2013
  • For people emailing and wondering why I’m not responding: I have enormous amounts of work due Sep 2 and will be ignoring all until then #fb Sat Aug 24 17:09:53 +0000 2013
  • “Wesley Snipes is as crazy as a soup sandwich” -Patton Oswalt #fb Sat Aug 24 17:03:48 +0000 2013
  • I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/UKzCZZDmAl Only in my dreams by Debbie Gibson (Cover) Sat Aug 24 16:55:25 +0000 2013
  • What’s the difference between johnny cakes, flapjacks, pancakes, and hotcakes? Other than that the latter sell really well? #fb Sat Aug 24 16:50:23 +0000 2013
  • @jpli18 it’s not eye drops! Sat Aug 24 16:46:47 +0000 2013
  • More evidence that psychology is a fake science. (he ducks and runs) http://t.co/JRvWMJkSx3 #fb Sat Aug 24 16:40:56 +0000 2013
  • Started watching what I thought was a medieval warfare documentary. Turned out to be a home repair show #fb Sat Aug 24 15:24:31 +0000 2013
  • Zodiac? Wtf? I wrote ZOD, for crap’s sake! Sat Aug 24 15:15:47 +0000 2013
  • Zodiac had it in for me today: for some reason i woke up with a Debbie Gibson song in my head #fb Sat Aug 24 15:14:41 +0000 2013
  • @jpli18 remember it’s not eye drops!! Sat Aug 24 15:11:37 +0000 2013
  • @crundwellg assert after sounds more like a sec device Sat Aug 24 15:10:52 +0000 2013
  • Holy crap. “Assertation” is a real word #fb Sat Aug 24 05:51:33 +0000 2013
  • Ugh. Why must some reviewers actually have substantive comments? Now I have to make substantive revisions! #fb Sat Aug 24 00:25:07 +0000 2013
  • Irony: just as I typed #Batfleck into the Twitter search engine, a duck quacked #fb Sat Aug 24 00:22:43 +0000 2013
  • Happiness is: using City of Toronto free wireless to download pirated video #fb Sat Aug 24 00:08:11 +0000 2013
  • Jazz dance is dangerous http://t.co/LQEVPtHkwa Fri Aug 23 20:03:25 +0000 2013
  • RT @DragonflyJonez: Affleck gonna be like “It’s the Jokah! Or the Riddlah! Rahbin! Call Commissionah Gahden!” Fri Aug 23 15:54:48 +0000 2013
  • 20 min driving in downtown Toronto and have lost count of the number of moments of asshole driving behavior demonstrated by the locals #fb Fri Aug 23 15:44:20 +0000 2013
  • Ooooooh, there’s a Zoidberg sound app #Futurama #fb Fri Aug 23 04:37:41 +0000 2013
  • Blackboard Learn, your phone appb sucks balls #fb Fri Aug 23 04:05:11 +0000 2013
  • @jpli18 @acurrie Thanks but going to taiwanese reception Friday Fri Aug 23 03:16:03 +0000 2013
  • @jpli18 I’m here until Tuesday Fri Aug 23 00:47:57 +0000 2013
  • @jpli18 oui Fri Aug 23 00:06:01 +0000 2013
  • All these infographics are getting annoying, partly because there’s rarely any citation. Who keeps making them? #fb Thu Aug 22 19:42:06 +0000 2013
  • If this were the USA, he’d probably be in Guantanamo by now http://t.co/OWd1hEn8dG Thu Aug 22 19:38:18 +0000 2013
  • If he promises to do so as PM then i might vote for him: Justin Trudeau admits smoking pot as MP. http://t.co/c5ztRwJFjy #fb Thu Aug 22 19:01:52 +0000 2013
  • This is a joke about UK dental care, right? Canadian dentist hopes to clone John Lennon using tooth DNA http://t.co/D45ubmg8XF #fb Thu Aug 22 18:58:22 +0000 2013
  • Toronto, beeyotches #fb Thu Aug 22 18:55:48 +0000 2013
  • My phone just changed “whenever” to “sherbet” #fb Thu Aug 22 18:55:07 +0000 2013
  • Sweet Jeebus, enormously fat smelly guy has an equally enormous and smelly prepubescent son! #fb Thu Aug 22 17:49:13 +0000 2013
  • The more I read about Teddy Roosevelt, the more I despise him #fb Thu Aug 22 17:11:13 +0000 2013
  • Why am I always seated next to the fast guy who doesn’t bathe? #porter #fb Thu Aug 22 15:50:55 +0000 2013
  • Time for the NSA to adopt this: ‘Boyfriend Tracker’ app banished from Google Play http://t.co/Xoke53fy9V #fb Thu Aug 22 15:45:43 +0000 2013
  • “@globeandmail: Video: Russian military ship suprises sunbathers http://t.co/ViDbOQQpZs” #fb Thu Aug 22 15:18:13 +0000 2013
  • @dkaykay11 you’re held down by the Man! Thu Aug 22 15:16:02 +0000 2013
  • About to board Porter 256 to Toronto. Anyone else here? #fb Thu Aug 22 15:04:15 +0000 2013
  • @dkaykay11 Nah. Found a valid stub on the floor Thu Aug 22 15:02:05 +0000 2013
  • A high fibre diet solves a lot of problems… and creates a few more #fb Thu Aug 22 14:31:56 +0000 2013
  • For the first time ever, Ottawa transpo got on the bus and asked for proof of payment. And of course I’d already thrown mine away #fb Thu Aug 22 14:23:58 +0000 2013
  • One thing you can always count on: city buses never arrive early #fb Thu Aug 22 14:20:05 +0000 2013
  • Ralph Nader, I get your point. But Canadians NEED Verizon… or ANYBODY! http://t.co/nEkBM1g2Cx #fb Thu Aug 22 12:50:49 +0000 2013
  • “Ah, the stomach: scenic gateway to the bowel.” #futurama #fb Thu Aug 22 12:50:10 +0000 2013
  • @LoganNZed you still need bottles opened, someone to tell you that you don’t look fat in stuff, and someone to nag Thu Aug 22 04:19:49 +0000 2013
  • New research suggests women can make sperm, and men can make eggs http://t.co/s07tlQJMgO #fb Thu Aug 22 04:09:40 +0000 2013
  • “We will begin with the firemen. Then the math teachers. And so on, in that fashion.” #futurama #fb Wed Aug 21 22:18:37 +0000 2013
  • Heh heh. Vegetarians #futurama #fb http://t.co/qdmVE28DGw Wed Aug 21 22:13:21 +0000 2013
  • “School is like a boner: it’s long and hard unless you’re Asian” (FYI, me = proud, underendowed South Asian who did well in school) #fb Wed Aug 21 20:32:58 +0000 2013
  • march of the penguins http://t.co/YBL7QRpWTT Wed Aug 21 20:17:35 +0000 2013
  • Sly Stallone’s mother tells the future by examining… asses http://t.co/oHYJrL3nS3 #fb Wed Aug 21 20:09:10 +0000 2013
  • “Thanks to the internet, I’m now bored with sex. Is there a place online that caters to my thirst for violence?” #futurama #fb Wed Aug 21 19:11:37 +0000 2013
  • 33 Reasons We Should Maybe Be Worried About The Direction Of Human Innovation (though #9 is cool) http://t.co/MNbQ0SMRRd Wed Aug 21 19:03:06 +0000 2013
  • Raywat Deonandan joins International Advisory Council of IKMB http://t.co/YA9EY2YwWT #fb Wed Aug 21 17:57:49 +0000 2013
  • Man who shared info with public is punished far more harshly than those who tortured prisoners and killed civilians http://t.co/6QkItYDSrJ Wed Aug 21 15:32:27 +0000 2013
  • I saved up all my pokes for the past 6 months and just released a barrage of poke-backs to all y’all #fb Wed Aug 21 15:27:51 +0000 2013
  • Inbox down to 40. Time for my 3 hours of sleep #fb Wed Aug 21 10:28:34 +0000 2013
  • Congratulations to the editors of the Interdisciplinary Journal of Health Sciences for putting out the latest issue http://t.co/crx5NuKYJ7 Wed Aug 21 10:10:25 +0000 2013
  • Uh, they make ramen noodle burgers now? http://t.co/xlfcnRMyN1 Wed Aug 21 04:35:26 +0000 2013
  • Why do the billion things I have due when I can just take a midnight scooter ride along the canal under the full moon? #fb Wed Aug 21 03:51:09 +0000 2013
  • Tipsy on the Chateau Laurier terrace. Hic #fb Tue Aug 20 22:11:49 +0000 2013
  • Breakfast: 3 egg omelette, with spinach & mushrooms sauteed in coconut oil, goat cheese & salsa.. & a funky sausage http://t.co/lZUj5LmW0a Tue Aug 20 20:08:56 +0000 2013
  • The best part is that he doesn’t blink http://t.co/ljEv4apyWo #fb Tue Aug 20 19:29:12 +0000 2013
  • “10 Influential Movies (Where Everybody Copied the Wrong Thing)” http://t.co/lPlE0YekG4 amen #fb Tue Aug 20 19:08:49 +0000 2013
  • ey my diplomat friends need to rent out their house ASAP by October 1st. Great place, centrally located in Ottawa. http://t.co/eLzfNLH6eX Tue Aug 20 15:20:16 +0000 2013
  • Damn kids and their interspecies love. http://t.co/FnVROGNsK4 Tue Aug 20 11:46:16 +0000 2013
  • The free Android security features from Avast are pretty impressive. I wonder what the catch is #fb Tue Aug 20 11:43:04 +0000 2013
  • Did someone say female circumcision? http://t.co/Id5d2Okq3s Tue Aug 20 11:39:28 +0000 2013
  • You’re doing it wrong http://t.co/rjKH7SBKdA Tue Aug 20 04:28:06 +0000 2013
  • @jpli18 @acurrie otay Tue Aug 20 01:42:42 +0000 2013
  • Why did I never think to ask this question? http://t.co/Vs92gA9vAH #fb Tue Aug 20 01:30:23 +0000 2013
  • @jpli18 why yes I am Tue Aug 20 01:20:28 +0000 2013
  • Facebook, if I didn’t love you so much, I would totally hate you http://t.co/402EgIKhDZ #fb Mon Aug 19 23:54:35 +0000 2013
  • Procrastination = spending 2 hours adding a billion publications to your LinkedIn profile #fb Mon Aug 19 21:45:47 +0000 2013
  • Lesson: don’t tweet your illegal activities http://t.co/tonPfszsHw #fb Mon Aug 19 19:57:47 +0000 2013
  • The most ghetto thing you will read today http://t.co/CX0sXTyjEm Mon Aug 19 19:52:55 +0000 2013
  • Way to scare the neighbours: roll out of bed at 3pm, wander the building unshaven in PJs, with hair sticking out and goop in your eyes #fb Mon Aug 19 19:05:34 +0000 2013
  • Porn vs Reality, courtesy of @vadum http://t.co/M8M7MWbQW3 Mon Aug 19 18:55:17 +0000 2013
  • Hot dogs or legs? http://t.co/P67vE8OQ7X Mon Aug 19 18:43:39 +0000 2013
  • 6:AM, inbox down to 66, two classes organized… time for bed #fb Mon Aug 19 09:41:52 +0000 2013
  • Dear Blackboard Learn, I really don’t have time for this BS #fb Mon Aug 19 08:38:55 +0000 2013