Chinese Tattoos

Okay, everyone knows that idiot douchebags like to get tattoos in foreign alphabets, for some reason assuming they’re permanently emblazoning their nicotine-ridden flesh with some sentiment of depth or poetry.  Most of us also know that a good number of these tattoos are actually nonsensical.  So I’m going to a post a few, along with their putative translations.  And I’d like those of you who actually speak these languages to either confirm or deny the translations.  Ready?  Here we go…

 

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