Twitter tweets from 2013-10-10 to 2013-12-13

Archived Twitter tweets from 2013-8-19 to 2013-10-10, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

Always a tad nervous to watch my condo’s surveillance video while I’m away… Just in case someone’s – or something’s – face appears! #fb Fri Dec 13 02:49:58 +0000 2013
How cool is this? Watch the Moon zip past the Earth from the vantage of the Jupiter-bound Juno spacecraft http://t.co/oNRQsCrZhx #fb Fri Dec 13 02:33:11 +0000 2013
Of particular interest to @RedParrots http://t.co/kTPj1zyEUN Fri Dec 13 00:47:48 +0000 2013
Why people’s parents shouldn’t be on FB http://t.co/KX95o50IUA Fri Dec 13 00:46:53 +0000 2013
“Cuba is not the only country with a shoddy record of imprisoning people… in Cuba.” -Jon Stewart #fb Fri Dec 13 00:00:59 +0000 2013
Put on my headset to join a Skype teleconference, discover curry stains on my microphone…. #brownproblems #fb Thu Dec 12 19:24:49 +0000 2013
Overdosing on Belgian chocolates. Soon to enter sugar coma…. #fb Thu Dec 12 19:23:22 +0000 2013
Re-watching my favourite TV show (Stargate SG1) for the first time in HD. Whoa. Big difference. #fb Thu Dec 12 18:41:23 +0000 2013
Check out the cottage being sold by my friend @WayneWtucker http://t.co/EVqBON0F1y Thu Dec 12 16:37:48 +0000 2013
Who numeracy is on the decline? http://t.co/slPi55Sj6P Thu Dec 12 16:32:33 +0000 2013
I wonder what will come out? http://t.co/PqxigMIlK5 Thu Dec 12 16:29:55 +0000 2013
“You’re not a real woman until people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams.” -Louis CK Thu Dec 12 16:14:16 +0000 2013
“I love to shit… I don’t know why they call it Number Two. I think it’s easily the best one. In my book, it’s Number One.” -Louis CK Thu Dec 12 16:06:37 +0000 2013
“Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.” -Louis CK #fb Thu Dec 12 16:03:58 +0000 2013
Are those carrots or hotdogs? Sadly, that’s probably what will determine if this is a healthy meal or not http://t.co/EARE9ZPKqF Thu Dec 12 15:53:27 +0000 2013
Keep doing WHAT? https://t.co/BCA88wczU0 Thu Dec 12 15:51:13 +0000 2013
Who Loves and Hates America http://t.co/kPcNMMH8Ot Thu Dec 12 15:49:27 +0000 2013
Looks more like a guinea pig (or “cochon d’Inde”) than a rat http://t.co/s97hjHVhjD Thu Dec 12 14:24:43 +0000 2013
Seems legit http://t.co/ZXBYuPxbun Thu Dec 12 14:19:29 +0000 2013
Nailed it http://t.co/z2JOVubtZa Thu Dec 12 14:18:11 +0000 2013
I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/lmY4LjwnpJ Future Planning: Beats & Youth in Ethiopia Thu Dec 12 14:16:01 +0000 2013
In Ethiopia, the Beat Goes on, in Music and Health http://t.co/nH7msPWlNf featuring @J_Ged Thu Dec 12 14:15:00 +0000 2013
Really? Someone named their kid “Sharkeisha”? #fb #yesiknowmynameisraywat Thu Dec 12 01:44:41 +0000 2013
Thinking about words often conflated with each other: causation/causality, nauseous/nauseated, complex/complicated. Got anymore? #fb Thu Dec 12 00:07:46 +0000 2013
“Okey dokey, Doctah Jones!” #fb Wed Dec 11 23:10:31 +0000 2013
Toronto, bitches #fb Wed Dec 11 18:27:56 +0000 2013
@sabali2013 now you’re getting it Wed Dec 11 17:12:06 +0000 2013
@sabali2013 no such thing… the work doesn’t end! Wed Dec 11 17:03:34 +0000 2013
About to board Porter 256 to Toronto. See you next year, Ottawa! #fb Wed Dec 11 16:53:47 +0000 2013
Ottawa-based methodology program manager position, ideal for skilled epidemiology grad PM posting 2013-11.pdf – https://t.co/VP3PmjMJTt #fb Wed Dec 11 16:29:58 +0000 2013
Ottawa-based methodologist position for an epidemiology grad Methodologist ICES posting 2013-11.pdf – https://t.co/k1gxgnrVdt #fb Wed Dec 11 16:28:43 +0000 2013
@EmBurgerz no! Wed Dec 11 15:15:32 +0000 2013
Just saw an Android app on sale for more than $7. Whaaaa? #fb Wed Dec 11 14:03:15 +0000 2013
“I have the memory of an elephant. I remember I went to the zoo once and saw an elephant.” -Gary Delaney #fb Wed Dec 11 07:12:39 +0000 2013
“If you give Albert Einstein a hand job, is it a stroke of genius?” -Gary Delaney #fb Wed Dec 11 07:12:13 +0000 2013
Is it weird that I really enjoy writing textbooks? #fb Wed Dec 11 01:50:06 +0000 2013
@RedParrots House Wed Dec 11 01:36:12 +0000 2013
@RedParrots but it’s never lupus Wed Dec 11 01:32:47 +0000 2013
Interesting how many students struggle with the verbal logic of my multiple choice questions. Is it me or them? Wed Dec 11 01:28:13 +0000 2013
Final exams are fun for a lot of reasons, not the least of which being the attendance of students I’ve never before seen in class #fb Wed Dec 11 00:25:01 +0000 2013
@EmBurgerz stuck in ottawa 🙁 Wed Dec 11 00:24:25 +0000 2013
Fly with eagles in these breathtaking bird-cam videos http://t.co/FCncQMulng Tue Dec 10 23:13:22 +0000 2013
I grew up on this and suddenly miss it immensely http://t.co/5G5q2Z8jsC Tue Dec 10 23:09:05 +0000 2013
Glad I’m not the only one who remembers this http://t.co/fVMkUqYmRa Tue Dec 10 23:03:09 +0000 2013
Sweet Zod, it gets worse… http://t.co/xQNlfLzkGK Tue Dec 10 22:53:13 +0000 2013
I hope this is meant to be funny http://t.co/CLcyjjaNhR Tue Dec 10 22:37:50 +0000 2013
Yes, and why don’t you Google that shit? Why am I even donating to Wikipedia if you fools aren’t reading it? http://t.co/sHpE2Ujwnk Tue Dec 10 22:36:16 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed It’s just used for gay sex. And I don’t have time for that right now. Tue Dec 10 22:14:23 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani if i didn’t click “OK”, nothing would ever get sent Tue Dec 10 22:05:04 +0000 2013
Shit. I just can’t get WARM! #fb Tue Dec 10 21:55:37 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani I also said “Short answer to the secret of happiness: try not to be a dick. (Sent in full sobriety.)” Tue Dec 10 21:30:48 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani I said your midterm mark looks fine Tue Dec 10 21:30:24 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani my secret is out Tue Dec 10 21:29:58 +0000 2013
Why is every porn actor a “star”? #fb Tue Dec 10 18:54:38 +0000 2013
The era of brain augmentation has arrived: “A Cybernetic Implant That Repairs Brain Damage” http://t.co/IhFEjbjMCz #fb Tue Dec 10 16:59:54 +0000 2013
This is actually one of the more nuanced political stance quizzes. It seems I side 83% with the NDP … http://t.co/1gHnXbX6Yl Tue Dec 10 16:54:26 +0000 2013
Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show: @jamesmay021 It will be live streaming on my computer while you suckers are writing Tue Dec 10 16:47:11 +0000 2013
Love it when (former) students like @juwaeriah start a professional blog on a topic in which they have expertise: http://t.co/txjeH3O8nk Tue Dec 10 16:21:26 +0000 2013
I don’t agree with all of this, but clearly academic publishing is broken: “Nobel winner boycotts top journals” http://t.co/gW3UXKS1mV #fb Tue Dec 10 16:05:17 +0000 2013
@juwaeriah Hey, finally got a chance to read your blog(s). Very impressive stuff! Tue Dec 10 15:33:09 +0000 2013
Just learned that the French for “guinea pig” is “cochon d’Inde”…Or” Indian pig”. Wait a second…. #fb Tue Dec 10 15:04:40 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is: mistaking the salt for the sugar. That’s some weird tasting cereal #fb Tue Dec 10 13:21:36 +0000 2013
For every fig, there is an equal and opposite fig newton Tue Dec 10 12:47:28 +0000 2013
25 myths about the flu vaccine debunked http://t.co/wwhqH9Wson Tue Dec 10 12:38:46 +0000 2013
Watch Heart of Hockey Version 2 http://t.co/e8yGKx9fmJ via @cbcmusic Tue Dec 10 04:25:34 +0000 2013
I thought I felt a presence http://t.co/LwBihUvHx9 Mon Dec 09 21:14:28 +0000 2013
@EmBurgerz hey haven’t heard from you in a while. How is life in London? Mon Dec 09 12:27:32 +0000 2013
“Amazing close-up photos of snowflakes taken without a microscope” http://t.co/oDAORp739G #fb Mon Dec 09 05:11:39 +0000 2013
Moving train + full meal + endless booze + writing a document = moderate chances of projectile vomiting #fb Mon Dec 09 04:14:01 +0000 2013
Back in Ottawa, filled to the brim with Via Rail business class booze #fb Mon Dec 09 04:10:06 +0000 2013
Interesting how often I’m stopped by a Via employee to make sure I’m supposed to be in business class #hmm #fb Sun Dec 08 23:25:42 +0000 2013
Holy crap. A burrito place just opened up near my parents’ house #sweet #fb Sun Dec 08 18:25:44 +0000 2013
Peter Higgs: I wouldn’t be productive enough for today’s academic system http://t.co/aX9kkQx98u via @guardian Sun Dec 08 14:09:09 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie i don’t. i do a fresh search for every paper i write. saving papers is what pubmed is for Sat Dec 07 19:36:17 +0000 2013
@crundwellg multi-crapper Sat Dec 07 19:35:56 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie Sorry. I never use any ref manager. Sat Dec 07 18:54:20 +0000 2013
10 people lined up at YTZ for shuttle bus. 15 later, worker says “the bus stops elsewhere now.” then change the fucking signs! #porter #fb Sat Dec 07 17:47:27 +0000 2013
Why do the slowest moving people always try to get off the plane first? #fb Sat Dec 07 17:20:46 +0000 2013
Flying to Toronto now. No one bug me for another hour #fb Sat Dec 07 16:14:02 +0000 2013
So I’m the first person to board the flight, someone’s stuff is on my seat, and the flight attendant has no idea what to do. Good times #fb Sat Dec 07 16:12:58 +0000 2013
There’s a guy in the airport bathroom taking a loud crap while also loudly expressing his undying love to someone on the phone #fb Sat Dec 07 15:58:08 +0000 2013
First scientific paper to be published in Dwarvish… because people don’t mock scientists enough http://t.co/1HinW4PR5D #fb Sat Dec 07 15:45:25 +0000 2013
Disney now owns Indiana Jones, Marvel, and Star Wars. Final chapter: Disney vs Google… who will own the world? #fb Sat Dec 07 15:44:24 +0000 2013
Fucking ROM fundraisers: stop calling me! Now I regret ever having given you money in the past! #fb Sat Dec 07 15:41:46 +0000 2013
Always entertaining when a journal pesters me for the “overdue review” for a manuscript that was never sent to me Sat Dec 07 15:29:42 +0000 2013
RFQ for web content writer http://t.co/8gkgpjQHwj @KyleRyc @OsamaBerrada @StevenEarlMPH @EJPHC Fri Dec 06 22:33:04 +0000 2013
Senior Health Data Analyst in Toronto: for epidemiology, MPH, health sciences M.Sc. grad http://t.co/eIj7pAVBda Fri Dec 06 22:31:53 +0000 2013
Research Associate job in Guelph. Good for epi, pop health, MPH, health sciences M.Sc. grad http://t.co/QtiSxqjb68 Fri Dec 06 22:30:57 +0000 2013
Sr Research Comm job with Canadian Cancer Society. For epidemiology or health sciences M.Sc. grad? http://t.co/l01KDtwzlN Fri Dec 06 22:29:44 +0000 2013
Heh heh http://t.co/0bNxMxaPzp Fri Dec 06 22:25:54 +0000 2013
Remembering this 1985 anti-apartheid song. Many US radio stns refused to play it because it criticizes Ronald Reagan. http://t.co/t6YqDFs9bJ Fri Dec 06 22:18:55 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is: When the benefits of the high fibre diet manifest just as I’m waiting to testify in a court hearing #fb Fri Dec 06 14:33:35 +0000 2013
Finally, a succinct explanation of what is presently known about the anthropological rise of homo sapiens http://t.co/MfVjtl3bgr Fri Dec 06 11:59:28 +0000 2013
The most difficult tongue twister? I dunno. I could day it 9 times in a row; and I have a mumbling problem. http://t.co/4gbRS4ss94 #fb Fri Dec 06 11:54:15 +0000 2013
sigh http://t.co/7wuN8BLVwh Fri Dec 06 05:24:21 +0000 2013
I was hoping this was ironic or satirical. But it isn’t… http://t.co/562o4JCHFj Fri Dec 06 05:16:10 +0000 2013
I’m afraid to ask whose death got more Twitter play among young Americans: Mandela or Paul Walker? Fri Dec 06 05:05:31 +0000 2013
In 1986 Dick Cheney & Ronald Reagan openly opposed US support for Mandela’s release from prison. In case revisionists try to say otherwise. Fri Dec 06 04:14:47 +0000 2013
Nelson Mandela Was On The U.S. Terrorist Watch List Until 2008 http://t.co/S2PigEUL7m #fb Fri Dec 06 04:09:55 +0000 2013
This is real. I just did this. http://t.co/FFtSPU4mkw Fri Dec 06 03:41:11 +0000 2013
Fluroscent giant squid? Wasn’t this in Watchmen? http://t.co/nW8nkuxczO #fb Fri Dec 06 02:52:47 +0000 2013
RT @NelsonMandela: “Death is something inevitable.When a man has done what he considers to be his duty to his people&his country,he can res… Thu Dec 05 23:50:37 +0000 2013
Holy shit… man found alive inside an air bubble of a sunken ship… than sank three days earlier! http://t.co/ETKNrSGfT6 #fb Thu Dec 05 22:27:11 +0000 2013
Still waiting for the first news outlet to report Mandela’s death alongside a photo of Morgan Freeman… #fb Thu Dec 05 22:26:28 +0000 2013
I took the American Citizenship Quiz and got 33 points: Citizenship attained. http://t.co/XYFSLfafs0 Thu Dec 05 22:15:25 +0000 2013
And this is why there’s a lesbian golf league http://t.co/VYxxUN44Us Thu Dec 05 22:08:44 +0000 2013
http://t.co/9R7zb39J91 Thu Dec 05 22:07:23 +0000 2013
Mandela dead? Noooo!!!! http://t.co/CMd5hsLlaa #fb Thu Dec 05 21:51:18 +0000 2013
By the power of Greyskull! The resemblance is uncanny! http://t.co/mQ31lM4S52 Thu Dec 05 20:54:09 +0000 2013
I have one hour to finish creating final exam. Question 40: describe the best qualities of Prof Deonandan without using the word “sexy” #fb Thu Dec 05 20:48:47 +0000 2013
:Twitter haiku 355 – “The dog in the fight / Or fight in the dog; Is it / A chiasmus pet?” #fb Thu Dec 05 16:39:41 +0000 2013
My regular visits to the phlebotomist are just to accrue physical evidence of my continued existence #fb Thu Dec 05 16:21:51 +0000 2013
What part of “Take a number and sit down” do patients at the blood work lab not understand? #fb Thu Dec 05 15:52:21 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani it’s my job Thu Dec 05 03:52:40 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani yeah but you’re using imperial measures. I use metric. Thu Dec 05 03:39:30 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani my sass level is at 11 Thu Dec 05 03:31:18 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani someone’s counting her pool parties before they…. what? precipitate? Thu Dec 05 03:12:55 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani you have a pool? show off. Thu Dec 05 03:08:43 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani Where was this pool? In my Malibu mansion? Or the YMCA? Thu Dec 05 03:03:30 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani Oh I woulnd’t kill you for that. At the most, some light assault and battery Thu Dec 05 02:59:48 +0000 2013
“What if there were no hypothetical situations?” #fb Thu Dec 05 02:47:19 +0000 2013
“Had a dream I was Chinese. When I woke up, I was disoriented.” #fb Thu Dec 05 02:46:18 +0000 2013
Q. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A. A rip off #fb Thu Dec 05 02:36:36 +0000 2013
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? I hear it’s making headlines #fb Thu Dec 05 02:35:54 +0000 2013
Q. How do you kill a circus? A. Go for the juggler #fb Thu Dec 05 02:35:04 +0000 2013
“I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it.” #fb Thu Dec 05 02:34:14 +0000 2013
WTF Japan? http://t.co/11qVcFkmei Thu Dec 05 00:03:52 +0000 2013
Creepy or not? http://t.co/7x1qLjBUP7 Thu Dec 05 00:03:39 +0000 2013
Ever been so tired that the thought of walking home exhausts you? #fb Wed Dec 04 22:26:31 +0000 2013
This must end http://t.co/4kUWsc9VQy Wed Dec 04 21:09:39 +0000 2013
Ever notice when you have a deadline seconds away, that’s when the printer jams? #fb Wed Dec 04 17:44:51 +0000 2013
So give ’em some cash! (http://t.co/jWkLoFApMe) #Wikipedia http://t.co/n3k3c28oCd Wed Dec 04 17:37:10 +0000 2013
So give ’em some cash! (http://t.co/jWkLoFApMe) #Wikipedia http://t.co/ckOV9vY2SU Wed Dec 04 14:47:49 +0000 2013
A truck-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster #fb Wed Dec 04 13:51:43 +0000 2013
Just got this email from the faculty. I try to never miss out on the last ho… http://t.co/9WSrWLXfe8 Wed Dec 04 11:56:09 +0000 2013
I wish people would stop misspelling “whoa” as “woah” #fb Tue Dec 03 23:42:35 +0000 2013
“You cannot believe everything you read on the internet.” – Abraham Lincoln 1866 #fb Tue Dec 03 23:40:25 +0000 2013
“Aaaaaand that Ladies and Gentlemen, is how you get Hearing AIDS” http://t.co/CDEffbgxnV #fb Tue Dec 03 23:39:38 +0000 2013
Just got this email from the faculty. I try to never miss out on the last ho… http://t.co/aQCdOVL8Bw Tue Dec 03 23:37:36 +0000 2013
I want these glasses http://t.co/Mj99wTJwkP Tue Dec 03 23:25:25 +0000 2013
So give ’em some cash! (http://t.co/jWkLoFApMe) #Wikipedia http://t.co/9GNgXDjp0C Tue Dec 03 20:39:07 +0000 2013
I just learned a new word: mondegreen #cool #fb Tue Dec 03 20:35:52 +0000 2013
I wonder what a Panda bear smells like #fb Tue Dec 03 20:03:38 +0000 2013
Now that I think about it, Wikipedia deserves a Nobel Peace Prize #fb Tue Dec 03 20:02:14 +0000 2013
Latest Skiffy article by @RobsonMackie Latest article on Skiffy.ca (my science fiction website) by Dave Mackie http://t.co/9PXLlJZD37 Tue Dec 03 19:52:29 +0000 2013
I just donated to #Wikipedia. Help keep it free! #keepitfree http://t.co/NGszMEnSg6 Tue Dec 03 19:32:13 +0000 2013
Data are plural Tue Dec 03 18:59:01 +0000 2013
Is your mind blown yet? http://t.co/DlA3fVmZbK Tue Dec 03 18:25:35 +0000 2013
The Dramatic Differences in Male and Female Brain Connectivity http://t.co/vbE8zh1v8r Tue Dec 03 18:20:15 +0000 2013
How to build a shotgun out of materials in the airport waiting room (aka, “Hi, NSA, and welcome to my Twitter feed!”) http://t.co/5oXZdc7Nhp Tue Dec 03 18:17:31 +0000 2013
:Twitter haiku 354 – “An unnatural / Attraction to mashed chick peas / Hummusexual” #fb Tue Dec 03 17:59:02 +0000 2013
Happiness is: when a student presents herself for academic discipline because she forgot to add a citation after a quote. Adorable honesty! Tue Dec 03 17:43:53 +0000 2013
Q. How can you tell if someone is a vegan? A. Don’t worry, they’ll let you know. Tue Dec 03 17:19:01 +0000 2013
Did all the shawarma places increase their prices after the Avengers movie??? #fb Tue Dec 03 17:07:35 +0000 2013
My grad students don’t realize: when they’re publicly presenting their thesis work, the most nervous person in the room is ME #fb Tue Dec 03 15:43:47 +0000 2013
Just realized: I’ve lived in 6 decades, 2 centuries, and 2 millennia… and still going strong! #fb Tue Dec 03 15:39:41 +0000 2013
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.” Tue Dec 03 15:16:18 +0000 2013
“Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” -Isaac Asimov #fb Tue Dec 03 15:14:16 +0000 2013
Comet ISON is officially dead. Thanks, Obama! #fb Tue Dec 03 13:06:31 +0000 2013
I want these glasses http://t.co/XarIlTo2y2 Tue Dec 03 12:45:48 +0000 2013
A high fibre diet has many advantages. Convenient scheduling is not one of them #fb Tue Dec 03 12:24:29 +0000 2013
Actual photo of an actual deer fleeing from an actual flying squirrel. “I am vengeance! I am the night!” http://t.co/qqqSEt1WqD Tue Dec 03 12:22:49 +0000 2013
Actual wild Bengal tiger chasing a porcupine. Something very bad is about to happen to one of them… http://t.co/zYmWCI4lky Tue Dec 03 12:20:25 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani sigh Tue Dec 03 02:50:23 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani take epidemiology with me next semester Tue Dec 03 02:26:13 +0000 2013
There’s a Wat meme? I need royalties! http://t.co/XP0H9T3Gjm #fb Tue Dec 03 02:12:34 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani Awwwww. You’ll be even more bummed when I mark you assignment 😛 Tue Dec 03 02:10:53 +0000 2013
Heh http://t.co/0DFiewCfAT #fb Tue Dec 03 02:05:17 +0000 2013
Hope it doesn’t rain http://t.co/OnonbOsKL6 Tue Dec 03 02:00:48 +0000 2013
#irony http://t.co/3vO2A4fzR7 Tue Dec 03 01:48:22 +0000 2013
RT @ShwetaDhawan1: @deonandan You are the source, I am just the mediator 🙂 Thank YOU for the inspiring talk- so much to learn in every les… Tue Dec 03 01:45:42 +0000 2013
Thanks @ShwetaDhawan1 for blogging about our presentation on global health careers http://t.co/qhQ0cCGSy1 Mon Dec 02 23:29:33 +0000 2013
Will these chimps soon be people? http://t.co/5UO1gMOUt6 Mon Dec 02 21:14:05 +0000 2013
“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.” #fb Mon Dec 02 14:01:39 +0000 2013
“Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.” #fb Mon Dec 02 14:00:16 +0000 2013
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” #fb Mon Dec 02 13:59:32 +0000 2013
“The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.” #fb Mon Dec 02 13:58:27 +0000 2013
Saw my clean shaven face for the first time in a month and “Here Comes The Sun” popped into my head. Weird. #fb Mon Dec 02 13:23:03 +0000 2013
“India’s Mars probe takes a pic of its homeland” http://t.co/fqQ0oNomyn #globaloaradigmshift #fb Mon Dec 02 13:13:30 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani I’m with you. But we’re frowned upon when too many of our students get high marks. I know, it’s unscientific #irony Mon Dec 02 04:21:05 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani Nice try Mon Dec 02 04:14:20 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani Now tell my department, which often accuses my classes of being too easy! Mon Dec 02 04:10:36 +0000 2013
Yeah… this makes sense….? http://t.co/toX3wjNAUB Mon Dec 02 03:17:37 +0000 2013
Yeah… this makes sense….? http://t.co/TZSlNLCljq Mon Dec 02 01:45:55 +0000 2013
In 2012, Wikipedia went down for ONE DAY http://t.co/NaoQgHQHFo Mon Dec 02 01:45:05 +0000 2013
Hey if Jenny McCarthy can opine about Medicine, why can’t Jose Canseco have something to say about Physics? http://t.co/CwHmp2BEY3 Sun Dec 01 22:18:32 +0000 2013
Last day of #Movember. Trying out the ‘Chaplin’ …or the ‘Oliver Hardy’ (not the Hitler) http://t.co/8PvyAdI3FR Sun Dec 01 22:03:14 +0000 2013
Interesting how everyone’s (annoying) bitstrip persona is 10 years younger and 30 lbs lighter than real life #fb Sun Dec 01 18:54:16 +0000 2013
4:30AM and the inbox is down to just 93. Sigh #fb Sun Dec 01 09:30:37 +0000 2013
The latest @csebsceb podcast is now up, featuring an interview with @k_bar1 http://t.co/mveiDNzF2d #fb Sun Dec 01 07:07:39 +0000 2013
And they say super-powered humans don’t exist… http://t.co/rFzTsM9SrK Sun Dec 01 00:55:19 +0000 2013
No, Spidey, noooo! http://t.co/879BbueCs3 Sun Dec 01 00:49:33 +0000 2013
Thanks to @DrFerraro Michael H. and Natalia A. for donating to my #Movember campaign! http://t.co/IfilEmWZcv Sat Nov 30 23:14:06 +0000 2013
Paneer marinara. That’s a thing, right? #fb Sat Nov 30 23:06:18 +0000 2013
Thanks to @CigaretsChill for donating to my #Movember campaign! http://t.co/IfilEmWZcv #fb Sat Nov 30 19:36:11 +0000 2013
Our new favorite Twitter account finds faces in the strangest places http://t.co/MfjkGNFTZH #fb Sat Nov 30 15:29:36 +0000 2013
Mrs Johanson FTW http://t.co/XxLOLJqgNX Sat Nov 30 15:19:52 +0000 2013
Yes, but it’s made of moose hide http://t.co/3c6pdmuQtB Sat Nov 30 15:06:44 +0000 2013
Google “penis captivus”. I dare you #fb Sat Nov 30 01:26:05 +0000 2013
Just read: “If you stick your tongue out and pretend to shake pepper into your mouth you can actually taste it.” Seems to work. #fb Sat Nov 30 01:24:33 +0000 2013
This reminds me of this: http://t.co/70WQrPW3f6 http://t.co/nvrmrmUoAz Sat Nov 30 00:06:38 +0000 2013
At least they know their audience http://t.co/iQ14CXZjAC Sat Nov 30 00:02:31 +0000 2013
And that young man grew up to be…. Coolio http://t.co/xRemgyUcq6 #fb Sat Nov 30 00:00:40 +0000 2013
I’ve got good news for her… http://t.co/2ezG3wtfcB Fri Nov 29 23:34:44 +0000 2013
Only 2 more days left to donate to my #Movember campaign! http://t.co/IfilEmWZcv http://t.co/bu3BysVs0H Fri Nov 29 18:32:52 +0000 2013
The Canadian Red Cross is looking for a Health Delegate in Haiti. Deadline is December 12, 2013. https://t.co/dfKSKsJZ7k Fri Nov 29 18:28:53 +0000 2013
@jpli18 http://t.co/5Z5kXaYVYm Fri Nov 29 17:05:31 +0000 2013
@jpli18 thought about it Fri Nov 29 16:04:40 +0000 2013
Finally, The Wat has come back… to Ottawa! #fb Fri Nov 29 16:04:09 +0000 2013
@jpli18 Ottawa. But flight was turned back. Am in Toronto again now. Waiting for new flight to Ottawa,. Fri Nov 29 14:31:50 +0000 2013
Few things more dispiriting than 3 failed attempts to land, only to have flight sent back to whence it left #fb Fri Nov 29 14:18:47 +0000 2013
Ugh. I feel like crap for missing that PhD defence this morning. Damn you Ottawa airport fog! #fb Fri Nov 29 14:17:27 +0000 2013
@brittharr2 I heard it was sweet Fri Nov 29 14:13:08 +0000 2013
Crisis: chairing PhD defence at 9am. Flight to Ottawa from Toronto just got turned back to Toronto! It’s 835am and I can’t call anyone! #fb Fri Nov 29 14:03:15 +0000 2013
Ever been the first person to arrive at an airport? Before even the security screener? Weird. #fb Fri Nov 29 11:15:17 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is : to bed at 1am, wake at 4am, sprint for a bus at 5am, flight at 7am #fb Fri Nov 29 09:52:43 +0000 2013
Ben Mulroney makes a lot of sense #cjftalk Fri Nov 29 00:09:53 +0000 2013
who are these people hosting teleconferences in the men’s room of the Royal York hotel? #fb #robfordia Thu Nov 28 19:24:19 +0000 2013
A 4 billion year old Comet is about to graze the sun. Cameras in space to watch it, & every human can watch live for free #goodtimes #fb Thu Nov 28 18:48:10 +0000 2013
Toronto, bitches! #fb Thu Nov 28 18:34:21 +0000 2013
About to board Porter 256 to Toronto. Yes, at this point, I fly for the “free” booze #fb Thu Nov 28 16:36:37 +0000 2013
“Today is Comet ISON’s make-or-break day — here’s how to watch” http://t.co/l56URPPRLE #fb Thu Nov 28 16:18:04 +0000 2013
I’ve got good news for her… http://t.co/hFnikNyXvA Thu Nov 28 13:24:25 +0000 2013
At least words are spelled correctly. Technically. #irony http://t.co/U1Ky9RaLFt Thu Nov 28 13:10:08 +0000 2013
Did that dog just take a giant pink and brown poop? http://t.co/6Gx94a7Eob Thu Nov 28 13:08:46 +0000 2013
Will Comet Ison survive its grazing of the sun? http://t.co/xNtLsAKvlW #fb Thu Nov 28 12:58:22 +0000 2013
4:AM and my inbox is still above 100. Sigh. Better go to sleep. #fb Thu Nov 28 08:55:55 +0000 2013
The best bedtime story http://t.co/7LNEKciXba Thu Nov 28 08:30:50 +0000 2013
21 questions you should ask in a job interview http://t.co/3H1lN70v3h #fb Thu Nov 28 06:52:35 +0000 2013
RT @BJMendelson: Look at all this technology making us anti-social http://t.co/CijUAs0rkg Thu Nov 28 06:42:48 +0000 2013
Bananarama. Whoa. http://t.co/7u35HqpW6f #fb Thu Nov 28 05:15:44 +0000 2013
The jury is still out on Tarzan, but what about Sherlock Holmes? Superhero or not? #fb Thu Nov 28 01:44:18 +0000 2013
Bananas in prison http://t.co/422peIEl5d Thu Nov 28 01:41:26 +0000 2013
Uhhh……. http://t.co/2GdLeNPk9G Thu Nov 28 01:22:17 +0000 2013
Almost got Chinese tonight… http://t.co/577nrNfgdr Thu Nov 28 01:21:06 +0000 2013
Happy Hannukah to all my Hebrews and Shebrews Thu Nov 28 00:55:10 +0000 2013
Thanks to my cousin Natasha for donating to my @Movember campaign! http://t.co/IfilEmWZcv Thu Nov 28 00:41:11 +0000 2013
Thanks to my sister-in-law Kathy for donating to my #Movember campaign! http://t.co/IfilEmWZcv Thu Nov 28 00:39:46 +0000 2013
I really want Indian take-out, but I’m not willing to walk more than 2 blocks to get it #fb Thu Nov 28 00:19:01 +0000 2013
Was Tarzan a superhero? Discuss #fb Wed Nov 27 22:59:03 +0000 2013
The Interdisciplinary Journal of Health Sciences is now accepting papers for peer review & publication http://t.co/eOnJEjuaLH #fb Wed Nov 27 22:54:14 +0000 2013
Not too late to come out to the uOttawa epidemiology society meeting, right now in THN 124 #fb Wed Nov 27 22:05:04 +0000 2013
Students: when we agree to write a reference letter for you, also tell us WHERE to send it, WHEN it is due, and WHETHER there’s a form. Wed Nov 27 21:12:41 +0000 2013
How is it possible that I’ve been answering emails all day and my inbox hasn’t diminished the slightest? #fb Wed Nov 27 20:49:09 +0000 2013
I don’t even know how to joke about this one http://t.co/5YBUQxiOnO Wed Nov 27 19:57:29 +0000 2013
Definitely a fruit, ’cause you have to peel ’em http://t.co/cHRWKOTioS Wed Nov 27 19:57:00 +0000 2013
This keeps me up at night http://t.co/T4jp5gCWOP Wed Nov 27 19:54:32 +0000 2013
Fuken tyered of spelling, apparently http://t.co/uIyLBrsDIe Wed Nov 27 19:43:03 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani PS did you choose a time for when you’re coming to see me Friday? Wed Nov 27 16:07:07 +0000 2013
You know what’s not a good idea? Gin and tonic before you go to sleep. #fb Wed Nov 27 16:06:39 +0000 2013
Best GIF of the week http://t.co/FqI4BeUBU4 Wed Nov 27 15:41:35 +0000 2013
We survived the Mayan apocalypse. Will we survive the Viking apocalypse? http://t.co/Bct30D2xZg Wed Nov 27 15:39:27 +0000 2013
Don’t understand this joke? You need to come to the CSEB meeting today at 4:30 in THN124 http://t.co/bOJwYashF0 Wed Nov 27 15:24:40 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani I speak Youtube captioning Wed Nov 27 15:20:13 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani PS I’ve never met Zeina. Is this her? http://t.co/z10bcvgViu Wed Nov 27 15:15:58 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani I wouldn’t even notice. It’s all about me. Wed Nov 27 15:15:38 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani you lose Wed Nov 27 15:12:31 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani sonia gulati? Wed Nov 27 15:10:38 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani bah Wed Nov 27 15:07:18 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani what class? Wed Nov 27 15:03:40 +0000 2013
Why do I get emails like this? http://t.co/RbuD3jBA2Y Wed Nov 27 14:52:11 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani whaaaa? skip it Wed Nov 27 14:42:26 +0000 2013
Also pretty sure I didn’t say this #youtubecaptioning http://t.co/oXPmKDS0pA Wed Nov 27 14:33:30 +0000 2013
I decided to let Youtube automatically caption my lecture. I don’t think I said this. http://t.co/JFerGr5Tsa Wed Nov 27 14:32:11 +0000 2013
My experiment in streaming my lecture last night was a partial success. Crappy audio & the video cuts out at 16 min: http://t.co/vLp4OHngNa Wed Nov 27 14:24:50 +0000 2013
Thanks to @HSSuottawa for allowing me to prattle on about nothing last night, and for feeding me sweet, sweet doughnuts Wed Nov 27 13:59:21 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani 430 Wed Nov 27 04:52:47 +0000 2013
Deonandan lectures on Patradigms of Perception: http://t.co/Z4mrq9Vxv1 via @YouTube Tue Nov 26 23:43:40 +0000 2013
Am trying to live broadcast my lecture on my youtube channel Tue Nov 26 22:57:32 +0000 2013
Will this be my brain during tonight’s lecture? Come and find out! http://t.co/ZpN9KZb9iN Tue Nov 26 20:02:40 +0000 2013
Oh sweet Zod, I hope one of the presents wasn’t a puppy… http://t.co/sbuzFiWxEd Tue Nov 26 15:25:14 +0000 2013
Teacher: “Name two pronouns.” Student: “Who? Me?” #grammar #fb Tue Nov 26 15:20:13 +0000 2013
My public lecture tonight https://t.co/bpR9oKH5kp Tue Nov 26 14:15:13 +0000 2013
Tonight, the @HSSuottawa presents …ME… talking about “Paradigms of Perception and Unexamined Value in Science”, 6pm, LMX121 Tue Nov 26 14:01:08 +0000 2013
Fellatio. It’s fellatio. Sigh. http://t.co/vVp9NaMomJ Tue Nov 26 12:57:54 +0000 2013
I just learned a new word, thanks to @dkaykay11 : “propound.” And really, who in his right mind could be anti-pound? Tue Nov 26 04:25:23 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani Oh come on, that’s not a bad mark! All right, go write your paper. Tue Nov 26 03:52:09 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani just re-marked your assignment Tue Nov 26 03:33:32 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is… when Blackboard Learn shows me four screens of submitted essays I need to mark 🙁 #fb Mon Nov 25 21:57:42 +0000 2013
Thanks to @EleniStyliani for donating some precious student $$ to #movember http://t.co/IfilEmWZcv #fb Mon Nov 25 21:20:46 +0000 2013
Doctors needed for Africa global health experience summer of 2014 https://t.co/ao4OSVHqFP #fb Mon Nov 25 21:07:39 +0000 2013
Giant wasps in China have already killed 42 people. Several additional wasps are in custody for planning a murder http://t.co/PbAHZjJeZy Mon Nov 25 18:03:12 +0000 2013
Thanks @charannstanley for your #movember donation! http://t.co/IfilEmWZcv Mon Nov 25 17:28:48 +0000 2013
I voted for my old pal David Kennedy http://t.co/Kx0FPtZiE5 Mon Nov 25 17:27:03 +0000 2013
Come out to the @CSEBOttawa open AGM meeting Wednesday at 4:30 http://t.co/pQm1BdnLoT Mon Nov 25 16:43:49 +0000 2013
@RedParrots http://t.co/Eph7I9Sl9p Mon Nov 25 15:58:44 +0000 2013
How big is big? The music is the best part https://t.co/MFRrsApJE7 #fb Mon Nov 25 15:56:02 +0000 2013
Brrrr. The parka came out today. Yes, the parka is gay #fb Mon Nov 25 15:52:44 +0000 2013
Supposedly someone won the Grey Cup…. http://t.co/Mc57sJaaQd #fb Mon Nov 25 12:59:17 +0000 2013
@RedParrots it would be rude to refuse an offered beverage. Duh. Sun Nov 24 22:51:22 +0000 2013
Hoped to work on the train. But movement too erratic for sustained typing or reading. No, um, this has nothing to do with the free booze #fb Sun Nov 24 22:48:40 +0000 2013
What… did my Chromebook just crash???? #fb Sun Nov 24 20:59:46 +0000 2013
This was the first-ever “selfie,” taken in 1839 http://t.co/hcjhQvmOLI #fb Sun Nov 24 20:18:31 +0000 2013
@dkaykay11 late flights are easy. Earlier ones are in the high traffic time so cost more. Plus, change fee eats up any credit accrued Sun Nov 24 19:48:01 +0000 2013
Is it weird when someone’s twitter profile identifies her as a ‘former wife’? Nothing more? #fb Sun Nov 24 18:06:05 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is… having to drop $250 to change a flight due to my own stupid scheduling error. Grrrrr. #fb Sun Nov 24 16:45:27 +0000 2013
So suddenly Sarah Palin is the victim? I thought we were talking about slavery Sun Nov 24 16:13:24 +0000 2013
Um, that’s Alfre Woodard. And Idris Elba is a dude #armanifail http://t.co/jZM0ck8Lci Sun Nov 24 15:56:28 +0000 2013
The “worst” jobs in Canada are sadly all semi-skilled, trade-related labour. Not good. http://t.co/dwkXS1JlmJ #fb Sun Nov 24 15:53:43 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani maybe being a lumberjack is awesome Sun Nov 24 15:32:11 +0000 2013
For students who keep asking me: yes, being a journalist is probably worse than being a lumberjack http://t.co/3acA3ndSqg Sun Nov 24 15:22:57 +0000 2013
Rob Ford makes it onto a New Yorker cartoon. C’mon, you gotta be jealous at this point. http://t.co/7FJXvN3UEv #fb Sun Nov 24 15:20:29 +0000 2013
Re-watching the incredible classic Dr Who episode, “City of Death” http://t.co/UES9Kmy3WS #fb Sun Nov 24 06:14:16 +0000 2013
The Doctor is gonna bust a cap in yo ass http://t.co/Eph7I9Sl9p Sun Nov 24 06:10:14 +0000 2013
Brilliant Dr Who 50th ann side project. Watch to the very end. You need to know your Who-lore to get most of it http://t.co/fEZ8jA4t9N #fb Sun Nov 24 05:22:20 +0000 2013
@RedParrots you HAVE to watch this all the way to the end http://t.co/fEZ8jA4t9N Sun Nov 24 05:21:36 +0000 2013
@RedParrots http://t.co/vOfDTJGBQx Sun Nov 24 03:32:55 +0000 2013
Dr Who 50th anniversary special: Epic #fb Sun Nov 24 03:26:50 +0000 2013
If you like the cossack look, gimme gimme gimme http://t.co/9ZSvuJ6v1J Sat Nov 23 23:50:00 +0000 2013
I’ve never looked older or creepier or more criminal http://t.co/xGzT5GM9hC Sat Nov 23 23:35:11 +0000 2013
the Google Whodle was cool. But I got bored pretty fast #fb Sat Nov 23 21:03:31 +0000 2013
She’s got legs. She knows how to use ’em. http://t.co/CwV2Zv0l3f Sat Nov 23 17:37:04 +0000 2013
Russia may have overtaken Japan in providing the majority of the world’s weirdness http://t.co/cT2mgxtNDN #fb Sat Nov 23 17:28:22 +0000 2013
I love fan-made Star Trek films. Love of canon, no profit and no merchandising mean a better story. http://t.co/TRUGyltJXf Sat Nov 23 17:14:58 +0000 2013
I did not realize.. Volvo is now Chinese owned! #fb Sat Nov 23 16:04:07 +0000 2013
Hmm. Lots of snow in Toronto. Glad I’ve got a business class train ticket back to Ottawa tomorrow. Cure for bad weather is an open bar #fb Sat Nov 23 15:08:55 +0000 2013
Under “careers” check out the 1976 entry. You think maybe someone sabotaged Frank Fertita’s Wikipedia page? http://t.co/CWRDNMByAB Sat Nov 23 15:07:07 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani $45??? I got it for under $10! Sat Nov 23 05:00:25 +0000 2013
Whoa. Didn’t realize I had all these Via Rail preference points. Gonna start burning through them #fb Sat Nov 23 04:41:07 +0000 2013
Without thinking, I just used a dog’s ear as a napkin. This is normal, right? #fb Sat Nov 23 03:42:12 +0000 2013
Toronto, bitches #fb Sat Nov 23 02:26:10 +0000 2013
Rob Ford: The Movie http://t.co/D0eyV6Psoy Fri Nov 22 19:23:05 +0000 2013
Seems all the best commercials come from India now #shitmycousinsendsme http://t.co/6JdZTn0kqm #fb Fri Nov 22 18:58:47 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani which I have not marked yet… Fri Nov 22 18:28:52 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani do you own shares? 🙂 Fri Nov 22 17:54:07 +0000 2013
Frequent Tests Can Enhance College Learning. So be happy with all the quizzes I give! http://t.co/LP6bOZR9kQ #fb Fri Nov 22 16:03:05 +0000 2013
Dear overheard vegan complaining that you have an iron deficiency: no, contrary to your claim, it is not your doctor’s fault #fb Fri Nov 22 15:05:06 +0000 2013
In case you didn’t know…. JFK was killed 50 years ago today #fb Fri Nov 22 13:50:11 +0000 2013
cocaine’s a helluva drug http://t.co/hXy0Nq6065 Fri Nov 22 13:41:48 +0000 2013
“Toronto, Canada, is now the go-to reference for cocaine stories” -Jon Stewart #fb Fri Nov 22 13:40:04 +0000 2013
Happiness is… finding uncashed cheques laying about my condo. I have to tidy up more often #fb Thu Nov 21 22:21:00 +0000 2013
@CigaretsChill *rimshot* Thu Nov 21 22:15:15 +0000 2013
No no no! The flight will not be boarding “momentarily”! #grammarnazi #fb Thu Nov 21 19:04:13 +0000 2013
The only sweeter email than “An assignment has been submitted” is “Funds have been added to your account.” #fb Thu Nov 21 19:03:24 +0000 2013
Happiness is… arriving 10 min late for your flight, only to discover that it’s been delayed for 15 min #fb Thu Nov 21 18:55:27 +0000 2013
@OsamaBerrada nooooooooo! Thu Nov 21 18:34:00 +0000 2013
My presentation last week on global health career building http://t.co/0HCCB27rEA Thu Nov 21 18:23:09 +0000 2013
I should curate a show of these http://t.co/XJQyopBo1P Thu Nov 21 16:47:39 +0000 2013
Good. I hate doorknobs. http://t.co/PqQ2JacMi2 #fb Thu Nov 21 16:33:22 +0000 2013
What… The… Fuck… http://t.co/uK8mMJgzqs #fb Thu Nov 21 15:27:55 +0000 2013
Monty Python reunion? I’m a little worried… #fb Thu Nov 21 15:24:18 +0000 2013
“You have had 12,701,842 indirect and direct sexual partners.” http://t.co/0Xu6hL9KNQ Thu Nov 21 15:18:16 +0000 2013
NO… WAY! http://t.co/WtkORFzYan Thu Nov 21 15:11:55 +0000 2013
Because cheese is a sacrament http://t.co/HnEoQ3vaKG Thu Nov 21 15:06:24 +0000 2013
If your name were Holder, by law you should marry someone named Wang http://t.co/wJBSSut2iZ Thu Nov 21 15:03:04 +0000 2013
Today I saw someone sign her name, “Ana L.” hee hee #fb Thu Nov 21 05:29:24 +0000 2013
I wish Ottawa had a crack smoking mayor #fb Thu Nov 21 05:02:38 +0000 2013
Same doctor? http://t.co/IPthrhf0eh Thu Nov 21 02:22:55 +0000 2013
Solution to duckface http://t.co/9UUtjAX3at Thu Nov 21 02:21:41 +0000 2013
Just out of my first isolation tank experience. Feel like I just had a 2 hour massage #fb Wed Nov 20 21:48:52 +0000 2013
About to enter an isolation tank. Something tells me I will love my own company… #fb Wed Nov 20 20:04:27 +0000 2013
On a whim I Googled “Duckface and cleavage” and am pleased with the results #fb Wed Nov 20 14:34:19 +0000 2013
Bjork Explaining Television Is Everything You’d Imagine Bjork Explaining Television to Be http://t.co/LD30BEteEQ Wed Nov 20 02:50:29 +0000 2013
Well this is impressive http://t.co/nG1tGWtNRx #fb Wed Nov 20 02:40:10 +0000 2013
Happiness is: arriving (drunk) in Toronto and bumping into a former student coming back from her convocation at Queens, degree in tow #fb Wed Nov 20 01:25:48 +0000 2013
Man, the Via Rail business class service just got extra special good! #fb Tue Nov 19 21:48:26 +0000 2013
Come on, take the current events quiz. It’s only relevant for another few days! http://t.co/P4QwmQQ2n0 #fb Tue Nov 19 21:00:45 +0000 2013
How did people endure 5 hour train rides before Facebook, free wifi, and open bars? #fb Tue Nov 19 20:35:47 +0000 2013
W.. T… F… Lawmaker Says Violence Is the Solution to Homeless Problem http://t.co/4X2NdZ65HH Tue Nov 19 20:13:29 +0000 2013
On Via Rail for the first time since… you know… but doing it right this time: business class, with a big glass of vodka #fb Tue Nov 19 20:12:25 +0000 2013
@DrFerraro I actually haven’t decided. Supposed to be something personal. Probably paradigms of thought or something like that Tue Nov 19 19:41:31 +0000 2013
I had two brief conversations in French today. I’m still traumatized #fb Tue Nov 19 19:40:45 +0000 2013
Listen to @gbahadur on NPR re: the experiences of indentured Caribbean women http://t.co/VanlDbebKw Tue Nov 19 18:35:01 +0000 2013
@DrFerraro @JoelBarnesTM And if @deonandan says it, it must be true! 😉 Tue Nov 19 18:28:33 +0000 2013
Apparently I’m giving a big public lecture next week. I’m totally attending. http://t.co/E6C8UgqTTt Tue Nov 19 16:28:34 +0000 2013
When I drop off my exam scantron sheets to be marked and no one at the scanning office knows the intake procedure, should I be worried? #fb Tue Nov 19 16:03:32 +0000 2013
Listen To A Crazy Piano Invented By Leonardo Da Vinci http://t.co/8OsF1ISi06 via @popsci Tue Nov 19 15:24:05 +0000 2013
Ford protest signs, part 2 #art http://t.co/E1PINkOzXr Tue Nov 19 13:02:41 +0000 2013
Ford protest signs #art http://t.co/Tb9J65JC0H Tue Nov 19 13:01:55 +0000 2013
I had a dream about an Asian statistician named Ya Boi #seriously #fb Tue Nov 19 12:07:51 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani share the quiz http://t.co/P4QwmQQ2n0 Tue Nov 19 02:54:01 +0000 2013
Take the current events quiz! http://t.co/P4QwmQQ2n0 #fb Tue Nov 19 01:27:54 +0000 2013
Tonight’s class: a quiz AND class evaluation. Wait, I didn’t think that through, did I…. #fb Tue Nov 19 00:03:21 +0000 2013
Me: “I’m going to be an in isolation tank on Wednesday.” My cousin: “Is it court ordered?” Why I oughtta… #fb Mon Nov 18 22:36:10 +0000 2013
At editorial meeting of the @RISSIJHS journal. Damn, these students are impressive. Can’t believe how well they’ve built this thing up #fb Mon Nov 18 22:31:38 +0000 2013
Who wants to go to Peru with me in February? http://t.co/ad3xdNEj6c #fb Mon Nov 18 20:47:27 +0000 2013
Video of my former student @caityjackson studying global health at the Karolinska Institute in Sweden http://t.co/nne8tC8oh7 Mon Nov 18 20:30:42 +0000 2013
When you tell someone you’re free anytime in the afternoon and he then asks, “How is 11:AM?” am I not allowed to headbutt him? #fb Mon Nov 18 20:15:37 +0000 2013
Just realized it’s the 35th anniversary of the Jonestown massacre in Guyana Mon Nov 18 19:45:19 +0000 2013
Why did I just buy a falafel platter from the cafeteria when there’s an actual Lebanese falafel place a block away? #lackofsleep #fb Mon Nov 18 19:08:27 +0000 2013
Two times I’ve written an entire book in under a week, and now I’ve been struggling to write a single paragraph for the past 3 hours #fb Mon Nov 18 12:48:25 +0000 2013
#RoFo http://t.co/7CXPyfPQby Mon Nov 18 12:12:22 +0000 2013
A high school teacher is criticized for using the word “vagina.” Sounds like a cunty move to me. http://t.co/WbbV2K7Ucf #fb Mon Nov 18 11:38:23 +0000 2013
Dear journal who seems to ask me to review every single paper submitted to you…. STOP!! #fb Mon Nov 18 10:25:11 +0000 2013
I don’t actually have to comment on this, right? http://t.co/JNT1DmkHp0 Mon Nov 18 07:11:10 +0000 2013
RT @biglinog: Will somebody give @JohnyHendricks a tiara so he can stop crying about who looks better after the fight. The SCORE went to #G… Mon Nov 18 07:00:24 +0000 2013
Got a thousand things done. One huge thing left to do before I can do to sleep. So that means…. cartoons, right? #fb Mon Nov 18 06:04:28 +0000 2013
@vilos_cohaagen …problem is 10pt must system. JH won his rounds decisively. GSP squeaked out his won rounds. But he did win them. Mon Nov 18 05:25:53 +0000 2013
@vilos_cohaagen That’s what I’ve been saying. Doesn’t matter what their faces look like. That’s never been an indication of who won… Mon Nov 18 05:25:11 +0000 2013
@vilos_cohaagen exactly how I scored/saw it Mon Nov 18 05:13:44 +0000 2013
RT @vilos_cohaagen: I had 3-2 JH, with razor-thin 1st Rnd. Giving 1st Rnd to the champ not “robbery.” JH rocked many times (esp in 5th), ch… Mon Nov 18 05:13:28 +0000 2013
Real tough guys don’t need guns, they just need a positive, can-do attitude http://t.co/GkM6I77mZT Mon Nov 18 04:02:53 +0000 2013
RIP Om Prakash Valmiki. A lot of important writers dying today, it see,s http://t.co/M9zedj4DXB #fb Mon Nov 18 01:38:14 +0000 2013
Next Global Health Journal Club: Nov 21, 6pm, Royal Oak @221 Echo Dr, Ottawa. Papers: http://t.co/Mj4hDryN1s & http://t.co/UJAKRPjXXN Mon Nov 18 01:35:27 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani Always be memorable Mon Nov 18 01:32:48 +0000 2013
The word “massive” bothers me. Something is massive if it has mass. A “massive cloud” or “massive wind” really isn’t all that impressive #fb Mon Nov 18 01:22:03 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani Tell a joke. Q: What’s the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer? A: The taste! #nodontdoit Mon Nov 18 01:12:36 +0000 2013
@vinitapersaud *blush* Mon Nov 18 01:11:35 +0000 2013
18 days into Movember. I feel like a caterpillar died on my face… then grew a mustache on its ass. http://t.co/VcWbU6lSAM Mon Nov 18 01:08:46 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani See? I trust you were impressive? Mon Nov 18 00:40:59 +0000 2013
Wow. Some of these are endangered. Plus… $100 to hunt a primate. Wow. http://t.co/zXLD9rml6C #horrified #fb Sun Nov 17 23:46:24 +0000 2013
RIP Doris Lessing http://t.co/wFe3wNZJ1o #fb Sun Nov 17 22:59:18 +0000 2013
@dianamchard you kidding? that would make my evening! Sun Nov 17 22:35:26 +0000 2013
Should never watch UFC and grade health economics papers at the same time. Just tweeted something about “GDP” instead of “GSP” #fb Sun Nov 17 21:21:24 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani Don’t sweat it. It’s natural selection. Sun Nov 17 21:20:13 +0000 2013
“Don’t be a prick, get one.” Yes, I held my nose and read the comments. Sigh. http://t.co/OWdU5mw6Zj #flushot #fb Sun Nov 17 21:07:43 +0000 2013
RT @JoshLBarnett: My motto in fighting: Don’t ever let it go to the judges. Not finishing your opponent is a loss in it itself to me. #UFC1… Sun Nov 17 21:00:55 +0000 2013
RT @chrislandryy: Sucks to see people trash GSP like he’s a robot of entertainment. I’m not even a fan of him but he deserves nothing but r… Sun Nov 17 20:47:52 +0000 2013
AUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!!!!!!! http://t.co/Odd1DiEFFQ Sun Nov 17 20:16:15 +0000 2013
@techcyclists Haha. They should have a raffle or something Sun Nov 17 20:09:53 +0000 2013
Ha http://t.co/sNcIYL4mhR Sun Nov 17 20:08:16 +0000 2013
@techcyclists They should just let Fightmetric pick the winner based on stats Sun Nov 17 20:05:35 +0000 2013
Mmmmm…. red rice… #fb Sun Nov 17 19:12:56 +0000 2013
@techcyclists what’s wrong is the 10 pt must system. It doesn’t reward overall dominance, which is what Hendricks showed Sun Nov 17 18:17:03 +0000 2013
@JonnyHodds so you scored round #1 for GSP? That’s the controversial one Sun Nov 17 18:13:37 +0000 2013
@techcyclists So you see round #1 as a clear Hendricks victory? Watching live, I agree. Watched replay, not so sure. Sun Nov 17 18:11:14 +0000 2013
GSP barely won rounds 3 & 5. Hendricks clearly won 2 & 4. I see round 1 as a draw, but could have gone either way. Blame 10pt system #UFC167 Sun Nov 17 18:07:57 +0000 2013
@techcyclists ..if it was a real fight, Hendricks clearly won. But using MMA round scoring, all possibilities are defensible Sun Nov 17 18:05:57 +0000 2013
@techcyclists Exactly how I see it, except I would have rules round #1 a draw. Royce Gracie agrees with the draw… Sun Nov 17 18:05:10 +0000 2013
Stop comparing the after-fight faces. Not saying GSP won, but he’s known for bruising easily. That’s not an indicator of who won #UFC167 Sun Nov 17 17:45:38 +0000 2013
Fightmetric also gives rounds 3 & 5 to GSP. Judges differ only on round #1. Fight was closer than fans think #ufc167 http://t.co/Nklbjo7dls Sun Nov 17 16:49:15 +0000 2013
I had GSP clearly winning rounds 3 and 5. I can easily see how a judge could also give him round 1 #UFC167 Sun Nov 17 16:02:22 +0000 2013
I scored rounds 1, 3 and 5 for GDP #UFC167 Sun Nov 17 05:40:27 +0000 2013
What’s that you say? Poutine Fest? Well if you insist… #fb Sat Nov 16 18:12:49 +0000 2013
Just had the BEST experience. Opened the door to go for a run, and an unaccompanied French bulldog puppy runs in and makes herself at home! Sat Nov 16 17:36:50 +0000 2013
“How many people born in the 1800s are still alive?” http://t.co/VVT855Rnhs #fb Sat Nov 16 05:10:50 +0000 2013
Visiting HP website looking for new driver and get site in Ukrainian. Seems legit, right? #fuckingwindows #fb Sat Nov 16 04:09:06 +0000 2013
It’s ain’t easy being multiracial http://t.co/XrWyRvaqqN Sat Nov 16 03:29:36 +0000 2013
Tried to download the Dawkins/Chopra debate called “Dangerous Ideas” and instead got “Dangerous Minds With Dangerous Dicks” #nojoke #fb Sat Nov 16 02:53:39 +0000 2013
RT @satyandpratha: Wish I could un-hear maureen dowd’s voice #MunkDebate Sat Nov 16 02:43:37 +0000 2013
Will they be selling #SFBatKid T-shirts? I want one #fb Sat Nov 16 02:39:46 +0000 2013
https://t.co/GxPhxU0PFE #SFBatKid Sat Nov 16 02:38:50 +0000 2013
Thank Zod for Twitter. It made a shallow #munkdebate worthwhile Sat Nov 16 02:36:02 +0000 2013
@AHLondonTX Did you watch their post-debate debate on the website? Sat Nov 16 02:34:33 +0000 2013
@BlogFox @yyzkatie Historically, I would agree. In previous debates, the back-and-forth was more sportive. I guess I prefer the competition Sat Nov 16 02:31:05 +0000 2013
@yyzkatie @BlogFox I actually like the formal structure when it’s adhered to and respected. It ensures that everyone gets uninterrupted time Sat Nov 16 02:30:04 +0000 2013
@BlogFox @yyzkatie ‘Course not. Point is that lack of exposure to formal debate is no excuse for doing it very poorly, given today’s access Sat Nov 16 02:28:44 +0000 2013
@BlogFox @yyzkatie Totally annoyed. I can get a talk show and comedy monologue anytime. I expected a clash of minds and ideas. Sat Nov 16 02:24:00 +0000 2013
@BlogFox @yyzkatie But watching formal debates on youtube is not the privilege solely of rich white dudes -signed, (formerly) poor brown guy Sat Nov 16 02:20:18 +0000 2013
Can’t believe I wasted an evening watching #munkdebate -I was looking forward to learning something, but instead only got bad jokes Sat Nov 16 02:00:54 +0000 2013
Christina Hoff Sommers and Stephanie Coontz are having an actual post-debate debate on the #munkdebate website Sat Nov 16 01:50:03 +0000 2013
Stephanie Coontz or Christina Hoff Sommers should have been debating instead of Maureen Dowd #MunkDebate Sat Nov 16 01:42:13 +0000 2013
The “discussion” on the #munkdebate website post-debate is even weirder than the event… so far Sat Nov 16 01:38:33 +0000 2013
What a wasted opportunity #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 01:32:12 +0000 2013
These are some pretty brazen and certain predictions based upon an incredible paucity of data #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 01:31:12 +0000 2013
@RosalindR haha! Sat Nov 16 01:27:58 +0000 2013
We already have @TheDailyShow and @billmaher for comedic news. I rely on #munkdebate for something more serious. Next time, I hope? Sat Nov 16 01:24:12 +0000 2013
@dmatthewmillar @NYTimesDowd @AirFarceCBC @MargaretAtwood @munkdebate haha! I keep thinking that’s an actress playing the role of M Dowd Sat Nov 16 01:22:09 +0000 2013
@dmatthewmillar @munkdebate I was thinking exactly the same thing, but found myself wondering if it was too sexist to tweet! Sat Nov 16 01:16:11 +0000 2013
@sarahkendzior LOL Sat Nov 16 01:15:29 +0000 2013
RT @pleavin: I think there is a more subtle #Munkdebate going on online between people who are and are not noticing the limitations of whit… Sat Nov 16 01:15:02 +0000 2013
RT @RosalindR: Well this is no longer a debate. Just give Caitlin Moran the mic for the rest of the night, make it worth the ticket price. … Sat Nov 16 01:14:53 +0000 2013
RT @ThylacineReport: The #munkdebate this year has started to look a lot like #solidarityisforwhitewomen Sat Nov 16 01:14:33 +0000 2013
RT @NeilJEdmondson: I’ve seen higher quality debates over whether Denis Potvin or Ray Bourque was the 3rd best defenceman ever. #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 01:14:25 +0000 2013
There is hope for the world #SFBatkid http://t.co/8XmGsTSAga Sat Nov 16 01:13:46 +0000 2013
RT @ThylacineReport: Here we go again with slut-shaming, without any awareness of cultural appropriation. #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 01:09:38 +0000 2013
So is this a debate or a conversation? #boring #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 01:08:37 +0000 2013
“Let’s have Maureen come in on this…” Well that’s my cue to go to the fridge #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 01:07:38 +0000 2013
RT @Lemonista: Stop trying to get Maureen Dowd to speak. She has nothing to offer. #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 01:05:47 +0000 2013
RT @kylekirkup: “Women are this, men are that.” Wish the debaters acknowledged the complexity and fluidity of categories. #munkdebate #esse… Sat Nov 16 01:04:47 +0000 2013
The internet is feminine? Hmm. Clearly @caitlinmoran and I don’t visit the same websites 😛 #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 01:02:27 +0000 2013
@Ilona_TO @caitlinmoran seems only fair. She had to travel the furthest Sat Nov 16 01:00:33 +0000 2013
Jeebus Cripes, why is Maureen Dowd given a platform for her annoying and simplistic thoughts? #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 00:57:02 +0000 2013
@camillepaglia is 100% correct: observed shifts in gender employment due in large part to a disdain for the trades #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 00:55:09 +0000 2013
more investment in vocational &technical training: @camillepaglia HEAR HEAR! #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 00:53:09 +0000 2013
@robert_ruggiero astute observation, sir Sat Nov 16 00:52:15 +0000 2013
@stwoball hear hear Sat Nov 16 00:51:19 +0000 2013
@caitlinmoran mentions global economy. First hint that there is a non-Western aspect to this issue #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 00:51:02 +0000 2013
@Ilona_TO @camillepaglia yeah. I’m a bit floored by this revelation Sat Nov 16 00:49:54 +0000 2013
“Sports radio is the only place where working class men can be freely heard.” Astute observation from @camillepaglia #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 00:48:05 +0000 2013
@NeilJEdmondson that’s it Sat Nov 16 00:46:33 +0000 2013
“Are men becoming obsolete? NO, I WON’T LET YOU BE, YOU FUCKERS! We’re going 50-50 on this world!” @caitlinmoran #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 00:46:08 +0000 2013
@Ilona_TO I’m actually sort of surprised Sat Nov 16 00:44:34 +0000 2013
I’d never heard of @caitlinmoran but I’m suddenly a fan #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 00:44:14 +0000 2013
@NikkiHawke @caitlinmoran @munkdebate hear hear Sat Nov 16 00:43:08 +0000 2013
“absolute human equality is a necessity like water.” Finally something I can get behind in the #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 00:41:56 +0000 2013
RT @VassB: @jesshwprince it totally has a CBC “The Debaters” vibe, am I right? Cc: @patterballs has more personality as host, too. #munkdeb… Sat Nov 16 00:41:35 +0000 2013
RT @LukeAFBradley: My dream is to be in a #munkdebate about belly buttons. Inny or outy? Sat Nov 16 00:41:25 +0000 2013
@ThylacineReport let’s see if it gets more inclusive… Sat Nov 16 00:39:33 +0000 2013
@Ilona_TO true dat. If they were funny, I could live with it. Sat Nov 16 00:38:55 +0000 2013
RT @BlogFox: So far #munkdebate has managed to offend both my feminist and y-chromosome bearing sensibilities. Equal opportunity frustratio… Sat Nov 16 00:37:20 +0000 2013
RT @jesshwprince: Afraid this @munkdebate is not *actually* a debate, excepting Camille Paglia. Sorry @rudyardg. #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 00:36:55 +0000 2013
What is going on? Pro side is all lame jokes. Where is my beloved, smart #munkdebate of old? Sat Nov 16 00:36:42 +0000 2013
Anyone else noticing that the debate is phrased in strictly Western terms? #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 00:35:33 +0000 2013
@amuredda well said Sat Nov 16 00:34:33 +0000 2013
@KhaleelRaj It’s the phraseology that offends me. No demographic of people is “obsolete.” It’s a deliberately trollish phrasing Sat Nov 16 00:32:39 +0000 2013
RT @kyleadrianhill: The @munkdebate on “The End of Men” has officially become a farce. #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 00:31:53 +0000 2013
“It is overwhelmingly men who do the… dirty work.” There’s a bigger global health discussion here #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 00:31:44 +0000 2013
May I say how offensive it is that it can be publicly debated that any demographic of people is “obsolete”? #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 00:29:11 +0000 2013
RT @MelvilleKate: At Munk Debate, @camillepaglia first to use the word parthenogenesis. BOOM. #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 00:28:23 +0000 2013
Ah, Paglia knows what she’s doing #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 00:28:10 +0000 2013
RT @jesshwprince: Paglia: feminism can and must succeed without demonising men. Preach, sister! #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 00:27:43 +0000 2013
Does Rosin think this is stand-up comedy? I tuned in for a debate #munkdebate Sat Nov 16 00:25:04 +0000 2013
RT @KhaleelRaj: I’m not impressed by the case or structure in this opening. Stats on stats, jokes on jokes. Can we get some solid reasoning… Sat Nov 16 00:23:06 +0000 2013
RT @ChrisSpoke: Hanna Rosin concedes the #munkdebate in the first few minutes of her opening statement. Focuses instead on attacking a stra… Sat Nov 16 00:20:46 +0000 2013
This is probably the stupidest phrasing of a #munkdebate resolution yet: “Are men obsolete?” #fb Sat Nov 16 00:03:06 +0000 2013
Watching the @munkdebate in 13 minutes… http://t.co/x0mIBhtegJ #fb Fri Nov 15 23:47:38 +0000 2013
27 Reasons Cats Are Taking Over the World http://t.co/xJD0p6q5b7 Fri Nov 15 22:00:34 +0000 2013
I made a donation to the Canadian Red Cross for Philippine typhoon relief. Show your support, donate now at https://t.co/gGwsSBdy9t Fri Nov 15 20:45:49 +0000 2013
” @RichardDawkins is a very brilliant guy. But he’s also kind of cunty.” -@joerogan #fb Fri Nov 15 20:41:43 +0000 2013
While we’re on a JCVD trip, I like this clip of him auditioning to be himself http://t.co/4yCrI4jzSM Fri Nov 15 20:31:57 +0000 2013
When JCVD embraces his age and his failures, he is a star once again http://t.co/GYXC0RnBhD Fri Nov 15 20:10:01 +0000 2013
Who abandons a puppy in a dumpster? http://t.co/41W9Ei6zAC #fb Fri Nov 15 19:50:10 +0000 2013
Stoner dog http://t.co/mJY4R40v29 Fri Nov 15 19:37:55 +0000 2013
They should hang this in front of Toronto City Council Chambers http://t.co/YKVBkUWEEW Fri Nov 15 19:34:05 +0000 2013
I recently guest lectured in a class in which the students were higher than their grades #fb Fri Nov 15 19:33:16 +0000 2013
Rob Ford is so hungry he could eat a whore #fb Fri Nov 15 17:55:20 +0000 2013
A little girl’s first walk on ice https://t.co/ygdp1Zh0PZ Fri Nov 15 17:21:14 +0000 2013
This never gets old http://t.co/IJuPMtgs1S Fri Nov 15 17:10:55 +0000 2013
Every morning I wake up to 50-100 new emails. Today there were only 6. I don’t know what’s going on and I’m afraid to ask #fb Fri Nov 15 16:29:01 +0000 2013
Just overheard an Australian guy saying “cheers” to a waiter and thought he was ordering a cheese plate #fb Fri Nov 15 16:08:57 +0000 2013
Happiness is rolling out of bed and stumbling straight to the local deli for greasy breakfast while still in your pajamas #fb Fri Nov 15 16:02:39 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie oops Fri Nov 15 08:10:02 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie 3:AM now! Ack! Must be past dawn where you are! Off to bed now. Fri Nov 15 08:05:42 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie haha. well i’m not opposed to it. Fri Nov 15 08:04:51 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie haha. do it. it’s a good time. Fri Nov 15 07:59:42 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie cool! you should apply to all conferences, whether it fits or not! Fri Nov 15 07:54:43 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie Got a few with the editors. Starting an epidemiology textbook. Lots of big public lectures coming up. Fri Nov 15 07:42:50 +0000 2013
“Does My Virginity Have a Shelf Life?” Yes it does. Luckily, you have a few of them. http://t.co/msl90g7zyb #fb Fri Nov 15 07:37:33 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie you know, once it starts, it’s a lifelong chronic issue! Fri Nov 15 07:32:05 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie od age. what’s your excuse? Fri Nov 15 07:26:56 +0000 2013
Tennis elbow in left arm, torn labrum in right arm. I feel like this guy: http://t.co/QrGVT6Oapu #fb Fri Nov 15 07:13:58 +0000 2013
The magic of photoshop http://t.co/Nvuiyyz3SH #fb Fri Nov 15 06:17:11 +0000 2013
Dr Who fans, check out this canonical short featuring the 8th Doctor, Paul MCGann http://t.co/3KTrpRIO8K #fb Fri Nov 15 00:22:52 +0000 2013
Proud of @gbahadur for writing this very important book about indentured Indo-Caribbean women http://t.co/gO2KVDBcRe Thu Nov 14 23:14:18 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani I would’ve said margarine instead of butter Thu Nov 14 23:03:14 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani haha. It was used on one of my grad students Thu Nov 14 23:00:49 +0000 2013
@RedParrots My reply: “I’ll need a shovel, a sharpie, duct tape, a bottle of Javex, and a deluxe falafel platter. Stat!” Thu Nov 14 22:58:59 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani And now we all know a lot more about you than perhaps we should… Thu Nov 14 22:55:38 +0000 2013
One of my grad students: “If I ever kill somebody and have to call someone, I’m calling you.” Not sure how to take this. #fb Thu Nov 14 22:51:01 +0000 2013
Worst pick up line ever: “I like the way you move… Like butter on a bald monkey” #fb Thu Nov 14 22:01:53 +0000 2013
Ottawa peeps, come out to Global Health Journal Club, Thurs Nov 21, 6pm, Royal Oak Pub, 221 Echo Dr. Buy your own beers. Topic TBA! #fb Thu Nov 14 17:55:55 +0000 2013
A francophone today said I look like a “pirate” and I thought she was calling me a colourful, speaking bird #fb Thu Nov 14 17:52:52 +0000 2013
Epi/biostats grad students or scholars wishing to be abstract reviewers for 2014 CSEB conference, email scientific.studentcseb at gmail #fb Thu Nov 14 16:51:29 +0000 2013
McMaster University is proud to host the 2014 CSEB National Student Conference in May 2014, in Hamilton, ON http://t.co/QO6X2cAxcj #fb Thu Nov 14 16:49:17 +0000 2013
This is the sort of thing that will make Rob Ford an underdog anti-hero http://t.co/EV2daGBPbq #fb Thu Nov 14 16:39:04 +0000 2013
What’s up with all the bald guys with goatees? #fb Thu Nov 14 16:04:48 +0000 2013
Babies are high in sugar and fat, which is bad for crocodile metabolism. So please be considerate. http://t.co/B2JJFsK8Um Thu Nov 14 16:04:28 +0000 2013
I love that I live in a world in which a famous guy can be named “Richie Incognito” unironically #fb Thu Nov 14 15:29:58 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani I hope not! That’s 4 for me in one month! Thu Nov 14 04:23:40 +0000 2013
@sabali2013 is it still going on? Thu Nov 14 01:22:41 +0000 2013
@sabali2013 did you come? there’s space if you want to squeeze in Wed Nov 13 23:07:54 +0000 2013
Happiness is: finding out you DON’T have a lecture scheduled tomorrow morning at 8:30AM #fb Wed Nov 13 22:09:16 +0000 2013
Rob Ford should start hanging out with David Spade. You know what I’m talking about. #fb Wed Nov 13 21:16:20 +0000 2013
Who wants to see a dolphin masturbate with a headless fish? You do? All right then…. http://t.co/IiQK5PsZ7l Wed Nov 13 20:45:09 +0000 2013
Babies are high in sugar and fat, which is bad for crocodile metabolism. So please be considerate. http://t.co/bEPPQDY5ms Wed Nov 13 20:27:57 +0000 2013
@sabali2013 Contact the organizer: meral.hussein@mail.mcgill.ca. It’s not my show, so I have no power Wed Nov 13 20:24:58 +0000 2013
@sabali2013 It might be full. But send them an email. If they don’t respond in 20 min, let me know and I will send you organizer’s email Wed Nov 13 19:09:27 +0000 2013
Dear parents: do it. DO IT! http://t.co/XA4JTCmCza Wed Nov 13 18:49:47 +0000 2013
New $179 smartphone http://t.co/7v9iCxjfbS Wed Nov 13 17:01:50 +0000 2013
Fascinating study on the economics and demographics of interracial marriage in the USA http://t.co/JcHJo9AArQ #fb Wed Nov 13 16:28:10 +0000 2013
Seven reasons to NOT get married http://t.co/PnTSac1Ook #fb Wed Nov 13 16:23:47 +0000 2013
Jaden Smith’s philosophical tweets. Have a strong beverage before you read these. http://t.co/hnd6j8xAGg #fb Wed Nov 13 06:37:37 +0000 2013
Here’s a video of me giving a speed lecture at Algonquin College on health careers http://t.co/drfPuFzI9a Wed Nov 13 05:09:26 +0000 2013
Uploading lecture slides to class website. For a second I thought I’d mistakenly uploaded the file named “Busty Asians”. Whew. #fb Wed Nov 13 04:28:01 +0000 2013
Always fun as the minutes click down to an essay deadline, watching the email alerts accelerate as the deadline nears. #fb Wed Nov 13 04:25:59 +0000 2013
Added event to my 2015 calendar & wondered, “what would 1980 Ray have thought of that? 2015. Wow.” But 1980 Ray would’ve thought “Boobs”. Wed Nov 13 04:15:32 +0000 2013
All right, if you’ve set up a good rubric, Blackboard Learn makes marking essays pretty sweet #fb Wed Nov 13 03:56:54 +0000 2013
For those asking, this is what my classes are like http://t.co/G8K9RryDWc Wed Nov 13 02:57:57 +0000 2013
I’m gonna play this on sitar http://t.co/hOgUSF2Cze Wed Nov 13 02:56:23 +0000 2013
Why yes I do enjoy running to the garbage chute whilst half naked. What of it? #fb Wed Nov 13 02:13:41 +0000 2013
Yes. http://t.co/YpC5xjxTvG Wed Nov 13 01:46:43 +0000 2013
10 Civilizations That Disappeared Under Mysterious Circumstances http://t.co/60NPl1lqi5 Wed Nov 13 00:50:16 +0000 2013
More gobi paneer coming up… #fb Tue Nov 12 23:54:57 +0000 2013
I think it’s a kind of motor oil http://t.co/bHsI5THxKl Tue Nov 12 23:40:40 +0000 2013
Dear UOttawa students, APUO bursary applications are due Nov 15 https://t.co/afmySiwGGb #fb Tue Nov 12 23:07:19 +0000 2013
Dear person in line at the grocery store buying only white bread, can of gravy, & pack of cigarettes: is that a meal or a science project? Tue Nov 12 22:49:45 +0000 2013
I think we just discovered a whole new determinant of health: ignorance http://t.co/NFB9iQJed2 Tue Nov 12 22:17:32 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani haha! Plus, if you shorten it to “studpraise” it takes on a whole new meaning Tue Nov 12 22:17:02 +0000 2013
Ghetto playground http://t.co/ST4QdohhwA Tue Nov 12 22:15:42 +0000 2013
Student just made up a word -profpraising- for when you say nice things about your professor loudly enough that important people will hear. Tue Nov 12 22:10:14 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani PS is “profpraising” a word now? Tue Nov 12 20:12:26 +0000 2013
Thank you Andrew Currie for supporting my #Movember campaign! http://t.co/IfilEmWZcv Tue Nov 12 18:56:16 +0000 2013
RT @EleniStyliani: @deonandan I was honestly saying “this prof clearly likes teaching us about useful things, and really cares about his st… Tue Nov 12 18:17:15 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani awwww. sniff. Tue Nov 12 18:17:08 +0000 2013
RT @EleniStyliani: That time I was profpraising @deonandan to someone wanting to take 4331, and the head of hss walked by and smiled. #just… Tue Nov 12 18:13:33 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani Haha! I hope you weren’t saying, “The class is an easy A, and the prof swears a lot!” Tue Nov 12 18:13:15 +0000 2013
Whoa. Just got invited to chair SIX PhD defences in the next 4 weeks. Did the campus suddenly run out of professors? Tue Nov 12 18:11:07 +0000 2013
Cool: why babies don’t like plants http://t.co/729NFAYu4D #fb Tue Nov 12 17:49:08 +0000 2013
Get your vaccinations, people. No, nothing is 100% safe. But it’s a lot safer than, you know, actual DISEASE http://t.co/Ms7EEwYNCa Tue Nov 12 15:21:00 +0000 2013
@TekSavvyCSR I was dealing with LM over this on the weekend. DM’d my contact info, but there’s been no follow-up Tue Nov 12 02:15:39 +0000 2013
Once more, like clockwork, my cable internet is down to a trickle http://t.co/EGdzSNXC5G @TekSavvyCSR Tue Nov 12 01:55:14 +0000 2013
I think I just used the word “Apocalyptic” eight times in a lecture #fb Tue Nov 12 01:00:59 +0000 2013
If there had been cell phones when I was in high school, I would have been the dude in green text http://t.co/QgHbjFt6GJ Mon Nov 11 21:59:18 +0000 2013
@dianamchard I wish 🙁 Mon Nov 11 21:36:18 +0000 2013
DVM students hosting #GlobalGossip topic tonight on reproductive tourism, 5:30 at Cafe Alt (UO campus). All welcome http://t.co/O8EjTF8KK6 Mon Nov 11 21:26:41 +0000 2013
@RileySchnurr sounds good. is this a closed event, or shall i tweet the deets? Mon Nov 11 21:23:16 +0000 2013
@RileySchnurr Damn. I’m teaching 6-9pm Mon Nov 11 21:20:23 +0000 2013
@RileySchnurr @uOttawa_DVM Sweet. Is this a live discussion or a virtual one? Mon Nov 11 21:16:37 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is… When your sandstone statue from Nicaragua falls and breaks http://t.co/kXeVTlfr7O Mon Nov 11 21:13:18 +0000 2013
This is like passive aggressive performance art http://t.co/xfjLbwyHPv Mon Nov 11 20:51:46 +0000 2013
What are these “godless” activities? Goat sacrifice? Loud devil worship? Watching Discovery Channel? http://t.co/TmRhRZJAky Mon Nov 11 20:50:23 +0000 2013
Another thing I can’t stand: passive aggression http://t.co/JT8lZNdbHs Mon Nov 11 20:43:45 +0000 2013
Who said drag queens are bitchy? http://t.co/gSIwB43E6G Mon Nov 11 20:39:16 +0000 2013
Dear organizer of every conference everywhere: why is it always so hard to find the LOCATION of your event? #fb Mon Nov 11 18:47:55 +0000 2013
What annoys me today: people who pronounce “fight” as “foyght” #fb Mon Nov 11 17:15:34 +0000 2013
Crap. Just took a survey and had to check off the highest age group. Sigh. #fb Mon Nov 11 16:07:55 +0000 2013
Global health careers workshop, Nov 13 http://t.co/zRowqUuLkg Mon Nov 11 11:04:46 +0000 2013
China suffers from “ugly” sperm? http://t.co/mgAffTFjwb #shitmycousinsendsme #fb Mon Nov 11 06:25:51 +0000 2013
Dear naked man in middle of gym changing room this morning: thanks for vigorously & publicly cleaning your genitals with a paper towel #fb Sun Nov 10 15:27:02 +0000 2013
I dislike the Olympics, but I like space. So I’m torn http://t.co/OFWQi3TvNZ #fb Sun Nov 10 01:24:07 +0000 2013
@TekSavvyCSR Just did wired test again. Performance is variable http://t.co/JGQP3xj04X Sun Nov 10 00:29:38 +0000 2013
@TekSavvyCSR not really. just did another WIRED test and got this: http://t.co/Y4ZgVUZ65H Sun Nov 10 00:22:57 +0000 2013
@TekSavvyCSR cable Sun Nov 10 00:02:52 +0000 2013
@TekSavvyCSR Just realized last wireless stats I sent were for wrong network (was using phone). current wireless: http://t.co/1Ieqto2Ikg Sat Nov 09 23:47:45 +0000 2013
@TekSavvyCSR Wireless is still poor: http://t.co/NiVrqabMEY Sat Nov 09 23:35:45 +0000 2013
@TekSavvyCSR Wired is better. Am reconnecting router now to see if issue is resolved http://t.co/09wQwM5Aem Sat Nov 09 23:32:06 +0000 2013
@TekSavvyCSR No packet loss (see link). That was wireless. Trying wired now. Stay tuned http://t.co/daw2OG8lIu Sat Nov 09 23:24:00 +0000 2013
Wow, now Jesus is sending me deals on Apple products! Now that’s a generous Messiah #fb http://t.co/jPD92KD6rE Sat Nov 09 23:14:11 +0000 2013
@TekSavvyCSR current speeds: http://t.co/eJEB5eMqMF Sat Nov 09 23:08:28 +0000 2013
@TekSavvyCSR I dunno. We’ve been here before. Signal is strong, but up/down speeds are at a trickle. Sat Nov 09 22:51:45 +0000 2013
Guess whose internet has once more slowed to a trickle? #TekSavvy #fb Sat Nov 09 22:19:57 +0000 2013
Wow, now Jesus is sending me deals on Apple products! Now that’s a generous Messiah #fb http://t.co/IfbuT1KWWA Sat Nov 09 17:13:59 +0000 2013
Weird. Workout done. Laundry done. Well rested. Done breakfast. And it’s only 10:AM. I’m a little scared. #fb Sat Nov 09 15:08:24 +0000 2013
Oh, man. Leg day #fb Sat Nov 09 14:17:36 +0000 2013
Check out this 1970s Loblaws commercial with @WilliamShatner http://t.co/hrHEwxLEgE #fb Sat Nov 09 12:29:20 +0000 2013
Cool. I made the list of “famous Guyanese people”, which includes Rihanna and Eddy Grant http://t.co/yYH6LpWB0y Sat Nov 09 12:22:34 +0000 2013
@JustHerod umm… someone at a party? Sat Nov 09 03:49:50 +0000 2013
Dear Florida State University, I might need a word with the director of your writing program…. http://t.co/RK09ZGIexS Sat Nov 09 03:49:29 +0000 2013
What I learned today: apparently white wine mixes quite well in my stomach with single malt scotch #fb Sat Nov 09 03:19:55 +0000 2013
*hic* #fb Sat Nov 09 01:28:40 +0000 2013
Just overheard : “I don’t run outside if it’s below minus 20”. I don’t run if it’s below PLUS 20 #fb Fri Nov 08 23:53:25 +0000 2013
Public health research assistant job in Peterborough http://t.co/7CLqdL4WMN #fb Fri Nov 08 22:00:56 +0000 2013
Are these GIFs of Chris Farley or of Rob Ford? http://t.co/b6JUy1Apnh #robford #fb Fri Nov 08 20:09:40 +0000 2013
Chris Farley vs Rob Ford http://t.co/0MrdLaY9TL #robford #fb Fri Nov 08 20:07:01 +0000 2013
Global health essay contest, deadline Jan 6, 2014 http://t.co/WYg3q6MUrQ #fb Fri Nov 08 19:51:54 +0000 2013
Global health volunteer position with Aga Khan Foundation. Deadline Dec 15, 2013 http://t.co/BFHLEdq7dI #fb Fri Nov 08 19:51:02 +0000 2013
Always a good sign when you’re craving your own leftover cooking #fb Fri Nov 08 18:52:45 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is: doing 60kph on the scooter when it suddenly starts to snow. NOOO!!!! #fb Fri Nov 08 18:35:33 +0000 2013
Dear parents: do it. DO IT! http://t.co/VWz2Ch0p1U Fri Nov 08 17:14:08 +0000 2013
Pretty good POV amateur action film. And yes there are boobs, because… you know. And yes, it’s prob’ly Russian http://t.co/gQvUJuzp7T #fb Fri Nov 08 16:42:38 +0000 2013
Parkour fails. Ha! http://t.co/1DZApD6QGX Fri Nov 08 16:34:36 +0000 2013
How could people NOT get the satire of Starship Trooper? http://t.co/sGeu7PkZ8y Fri Nov 08 16:26:43 +0000 2013
I see… two bears high-fiving #RorschachDoodle http://t.co/uPbp1zLkiR Fri Nov 08 16:24:08 +0000 2013
Revolutionary electric bike? http://t.co/Qnd8iCGij3 Fri Nov 08 13:43:28 +0000 2013
All right, I’m doing it. I’m doing the Movember thing. Donate, bitches! http://t.co/IfilEmWZcv Fri Nov 08 13:30:04 +0000 2013
Uh, that ain’t Kanye http://t.co/YQWuiY4AbA Fri Nov 08 13:11:16 +0000 2013
FYI students: the Schulich MPH info sessions: https://t.co/bjhAneXwjm #fb Fri Nov 08 12:46:06 +0000 2013
Making saag paneer. Spinach was bad, so I switched to gobi paneer. Score! #fb Fri Nov 08 01:05:30 +0000 2013
I was wondering when the mouth breathers would start turning on Pope Francis, the first decent one in a while… http://t.co/4asDwKxt2y Fri Nov 08 01:04:53 +0000 2013
Jonathan Swift was the original internet troll #fb Thu Nov 07 23:34:04 +0000 2013
Nice try, phishbot @uOttawa http://t.co/1RgJr1JgTD Thu Nov 07 23:25:04 +0000 2013
Advantages of being colour blind http://t.co/NjouTNj7P4 Thu Nov 07 23:06:51 +0000 2013
Whoa. I just read a news story that took Stephen Colbert’s “conservatism” seriously. What is wrong with people? #fb Thu Nov 07 22:27:29 +0000 2013
Yes these are the notes that professors and grad students exchange during presentations http://t.co/dVyUNg9bJB Thu Nov 07 22:23:54 +0000 2013
I want a wealthy benefactor. Any takers? #fb Thu Nov 07 22:09:09 +0000 2013
At the business school (Telfer) open house. Business schools know how to do open houses #fb Thu Nov 07 21:39:35 +0000 2013
Happiness is: when two professors spill into my office loudly arguing over an obscure point of epistemology #fb Thu Nov 07 20:56:17 +0000 2013
@brittharr2 bah Thu Nov 07 19:39:32 +0000 2013
Gonna be on the @CKNW Bill Good Show in 10 min. I think. http://t.co/e6qWDvXa4Q Thu Nov 07 19:18:18 +0000 2013
Russia both terrifies and intrigues me http://t.co/oGP83laoWB Thu Nov 07 19:16:35 +0000 2013
What i learned today: to sex a starfish one must taste its gonads #fb Thu Nov 07 18:27:30 +0000 2013
You can’t spell gubernatorial without goober #fb Thu Nov 07 14:31:53 +0000 2013
I just bought: ‘Coolie Woman: The Odyssey of Indenture’ by @gbahadur http://t.co/ivCfrds2Rs Thu Nov 07 13:56:05 +0000 2013
Am locking myself in my office (yes, my actual office) and not going home until I get done what I need to get done #procrastination #fb Wed Nov 06 21:26:11 +0000 2013
Nice to see GSAED promoting the @RISSIJHS student journal! http://t.co/WsKQvhUZ51 #fb Wed Nov 06 21:24:02 +0000 2013
Learned about this at a lecture last night. Sounds gi-normous http://t.co/h8kXAn7xWJ #fb Wed Nov 06 20:50:46 +0000 2013
Will be on @CKNW Bill Good Show (Vancouver) tomorrow at 11:30PT/2:30ET re our Facebook study. AM radio 680, for those of you in Vancouver Wed Nov 06 20:42:54 +0000 2013
If this guy’s policies were more people-friendly, and not assholish, his buffoonery would be downright charming http://t.co/ycNcgMMhEh #fb Wed Nov 06 20:32:22 +0000 2013
I feel 15 again. (Chubby, pimply, and horny) http://t.co/GDwznX8B09 #fb Wed Nov 06 18:22:02 +0000 2013
Meanwhile, in Florida… http://t.co/JgLLXjp27p Wed Nov 06 18:08:12 +0000 2013
No they are not http://t.co/KyA92EqCFV Wed Nov 06 18:04:42 +0000 2013
Impressive rat tricks (I like #14) http://t.co/IpRfAznlcA #fb Wed Nov 06 17:22:35 +0000 2013
@brojkd thanks! Wed Nov 06 15:44:16 +0000 2013
@openfyre thanks! Wed Nov 06 15:34:09 +0000 2013
What I learned today: Kris Kristofferson is a Rhodes scholar! Impressive man on many fronts #fb Wed Nov 06 14:42:53 +0000 2013
Ottawa peeps, let me have it: distributel, capital freenet, or “start.ca”? Or should I give Teksavvy some more time? Wed Nov 06 13:51:34 +0000 2013
Vegetarian chili with a side of sausages may sound ironic, but that’s how I roll #fb Wed Nov 06 13:49:36 +0000 2013
Always weird when the slowest thing to arrive at a restaurant is the bill, after repeated requests. Don’t you WANT my money? #fb Wed Nov 06 13:38:48 +0000 2013
I want to turn my unused balcony into a winter greenhouse. Think the condo board will let me? #fb Wed Nov 06 13:30:31 +0000 2013
Woke up humming old Pretenders’ songs. Wonder what I was dreaming #fb Wed Nov 06 13:27:40 +0000 2013
I will never understand people jogging in the cold Ottawa night #fb Wed Nov 06 02:12:16 +0000 2013
Yep, another panelist goes half hour over the allotted speaking time. Sigh. #fb Wed Nov 06 01:17:36 +0000 2013
@RedParrots ah Wed Nov 06 01:07:24 +0000 2013
@RedParrots klingons attacking? Wed Nov 06 01:05:04 +0000 2013
Panel discussion in which each of 5 speakers can speak for 10min… And one is taking over 45min! I ain’t got time for this #fb Wed Nov 06 00:40:04 +0000 2013
You only excuse you need to smoke crack is that it’s delicious! Crack is delicious, right? I don’t really know #robford #fb Tue Nov 05 23:09:32 +0000 2013
I’m Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Which classical composer are you? http://t.co/9qSNeVxyx7 #fb Tue Nov 05 21:59:30 +0000 2013
@Rasclarts “Building health research infrastructure in Rwanda”. It will be published in an upcoming issue of Lancet Global Health Tue Nov 05 18:51:15 +0000 2013
India going to Mars. How long before the racist jokes begin…? http://t.co/U1Hfw3Z73W #fb Tue Nov 05 18:35:23 +0000 2013
Last night I dreamt that Charlie Brown was actually Chris Brown. In the dream, Lucy was too scared to pull that football shit. #fb Tue Nov 05 16:13:53 +0000 2013
Being immune to the flu is like a super power #ijustgotjabbed #fb Tue Nov 05 16:07:59 +0000 2013
Just had my flu shot and I don’t feel any more autistic than when I came in. Screw you, Jenny McCarthy! #fb Tue Nov 05 16:02:58 +0000 2013
Always weird when the people giving flu shots are former students of mine #dontstabme #fb Tue Nov 05 16:01:33 +0000 2013
There’s a Subway smell? I have never experienced or heard of this http://t.co/VJOUFfSmwB #fb Tue Nov 05 14:49:39 +0000 2013
I’ve found something as objectionable as Youtube comments…. IMDB comments! #fb Tue Nov 05 14:44:01 +0000 2013
Advantages of being colour blind http://t.co/9fOmkDCHKg Tue Nov 05 14:08:39 +0000 2013
So this is a thing now? Adding Googly eyes to famous books: http://t.co/iVG0mDxpaT Tue Nov 05 13:38:55 +0000 2013
Udacity: a free online university https://t.co/Zej92y8gQe #fb Tue Nov 05 13:22:49 +0000 2013
This guy wins best costume http://t.co/avccJg4gZQ Tue Nov 05 13:08:52 +0000 2013
I wish I had thought of this: stupid, sexy Flanders costume. (For original, see here: http://t.co/q2FNMp6976) http://t.co/rOfI5REQ5e Tue Nov 05 13:00:03 +0000 2013
Benedict Cumberbatch does a Chewbacca impression, and Harrison Ford’s head explodes http://t.co/ckkFKxuydD #fb Mon Nov 04 23:14:00 +0000 2013
I forgot that I also own www.raywatdeonandan .com #fb #dontforgetagain Mon Nov 04 23:09:53 +0000 2013
My latest Huffington Post column: “The 10/90 Gap Is Holding Rwanda Back” http://t.co/dPiwlUdsch Mon Nov 04 22:26:07 +0000 2013
“I heard that she & Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.” #fb Mon Nov 04 21:43:55 +0000 2013
Did King Tut die like most teenagers, in a traffic accident? http://t.co/QxsMPaUCnx #fb Mon Nov 04 18:04:11 +0000 2013
My interviews with @mirhadloncar @KylieTingley @SheenaGosain @the_jessmister @soniaxmt http://t.co/NN50NN3tAi Mon Nov 04 17:50:49 +0000 2013
Latest edition of the @csebsceb podcast is now live! http://t.co/kkWMy4Lxz4 Mon Nov 04 17:30:52 +0000 2013
I just got an email from Jesus! Now that’s what I call an active recruitment program! http://t.co/JLBiUC4NgS Mon Nov 04 16:28:52 +0000 2013
After an all-nighter, the inbox has gone from 200 to 58. But it ain’t over yet #fb Mon Nov 04 14:34:44 +0000 2013
@khelmst Haha. Well you get a more candid perspective, I’m sure! Mon Nov 04 10:44:08 +0000 2013
@khelmst And I don’t even have the joy of watching Eurovision while I’m working 🙂 Mon Nov 04 10:43:43 +0000 2013
Ladies…. this is not helping http://t.co/ywn8s0vRe6 Mon Nov 04 09:20:18 +0000 2013
What I learned today: Phil Hartman had wanted to do a live action “Troy McClure” movie. Now I feel cheated. #fb Mon Nov 04 07:43:45 +0000 2013
You know that feeling of satisfaction when you’ve finished all your work and you can relax, guilt-free, in front of the TV? Me neither. #fb Mon Nov 04 07:21:11 +0000 2013
This is where Easter eggs come from http://t.co/O2HCHS43s4 Mon Nov 04 07:06:47 +0000 2013
Prison has been hard on Wesley. But it seems he’s learned to be dapper. http://t.co/H5haa3NAOz Mon Nov 04 07:00:09 +0000 2013
I think I’m going to start watching Fox Business http://t.co/aDAvOmvVNX Mon Nov 04 06:55:05 +0000 2013
Does everyone else see the problem here? http://t.co/2ahj7fhtWx Mon Nov 04 06:51:36 +0000 2013
Who says TV news isn’t edumacational? http://t.co/KoDW2Dguvi Mon Nov 04 06:50:33 +0000 2013
I’m going to start dressing like this http://t.co/y3NiyowndX Mon Nov 04 06:48:18 +0000 2013
I think I know her. I think I know many of her. http://t.co/2RN55B9nY3 Mon Nov 04 06:46:58 +0000 2013
Racism! http://t.co/lylh3Efosg Mon Nov 04 05:48:11 +0000 2013
Punctuation is your friend http://t.co/YF3xrz2lwb Mon Nov 04 05:25:59 +0000 2013
Wow. Today’s Google Doodle honours the “human computer” Shakuntala Devi #fb Mon Nov 04 05:15:07 +0000 2013
Do it, Germany, do it! #snowden http://t.co/CKMaOr0C2o Mon Nov 04 03:42:30 +0000 2013
Calls for #Snowden to be offered asylum in Germany. Can they spring #Manning as well? http://t.co/BEyIxbeEwP #fb Mon Nov 04 03:34:05 +0000 2013
Obama has pursued the most aggressive “war on leaks” since the famously paranoid Nixon administration http://t.co/ATgMw4qxx2 #fb Mon Nov 04 03:32:32 +0000 2013
My first time using the groupwork submission feature of Blackboard Learn. Kinda fun watching the assignments roll in… #fb Sun Nov 03 22:52:56 +0000 2013
Oh shit, I shaved today. I was going to do the Movember thing and forgot! #fb Sun Nov 03 22:34:49 +0000 2013
So freakin’ exhausted. A long night of work yet awaits… #fb Sun Nov 03 22:26:14 +0000 2013
Not good when only two profs from my department attend convocation… and between us we only recognize three graduating students! #uOgrad Sun Nov 03 22:24:13 +0000 2013
Did they just announce a grad named Peter Parker? He should have crawled across the stage #uograd #fb Sun Nov 03 21:01:02 +0000 2013
On stage, some profs are marking papers. Others are tweeting #uograd #fb Sun Nov 03 20:54:24 +0000 2013
The professors assemble #uograd http://t.co/oECwtZ2pr8 Sun Nov 03 20:50:54 +0000 2013
UOttawa has a nice tradition of having doctoral grads join profs onstage after receiving their diplomas #uograd #fb Sun Nov 03 20:44:25 +0000 2013
@AJEbsary sweet. Time to start live tweeting some pics from the stage! Sun Nov 03 20:28:23 +0000 2013
So is anyone reading the tweet wall now? #uograd Sun Nov 03 20:26:39 +0000 2013
@uOttawaDirect cool. Thanks. Sun Nov 03 20:25:42 +0000 2013
Some of these doctoral grads look pretty glamorous and may deserve their own TV shows #uottawa #convocation #fb Sun Nov 03 20:11:38 +0000 2013
Uh oh. No official hash tag for today’s convocation? Am I the only one tweeting? #uottawa #fb Sun Nov 03 20:07:55 +0000 2013
What i learned today: in our comments, Facebook autocorrects two spaces after a period down to a single space! #fb Sun Nov 03 18:29:12 +0000 2013
@nbarrowman Free for a drink after? Maybe we can record a podcast then about big data! Sat Nov 02 08:29:39 +0000 2013
Saw this at Ikea and suddenly wondered what microwaved children taste like http://t.co/gdkoqD7ETr Sat Nov 02 06:46:13 +0000 2013
Saw this at Ikea and had to exclaim, “Release the Korken!” http://t.co/JNX69Lhsc1 Sat Nov 02 06:45:09 +0000 2013
Snapped this when I was, um, passing by Filmore’s “gentleman’s club” in Toronto… http://t.co/Dx2d0P1uR4 Sat Nov 02 06:43:54 +0000 2013
This is what I will call myself from now on http://t.co/4EY1uMgtXz Sat Nov 02 06:42:53 +0000 2013
Saw this in my local pharmacy and was suddenly sad for the world #pseudoscience http://t.co/LzsYuas0Pz Sat Nov 02 06:41:51 +0000 2013
@nbarrowman will you be there, too? Fri Nov 01 22:16:03 +0000 2013
Convocation is this weekend http://t.co/5Mtwz3tMl2 Fri Nov 01 21:15:16 +0000 2013
Good thing, too, that Jesus was born on Christmas so he could double his presents http://t.co/6Yg2dQyFzw Fri Nov 01 20:27:30 +0000 2013
Antibiotics + Ebonics = Anabodiodics http://t.co/xFgAQuX95Y Fri Nov 01 20:25:08 +0000 2013
The whole sports scholarship system needs to be re-thunk, I think. http://t.co/8iDFLQqEHM #fb Fri Nov 01 20:23:00 +0000 2013
Epidemiologist position in Waterloo http://t.co/zNubpeKzSA #fb Fri Nov 01 20:19:49 +0000 2013
All right, Blackboard Learn, we’re friends again. But don’t you pull that shit again! #fb Fri Nov 01 19:58:13 +0000 2013
I can’t decide if this is disgusting or brilliant http://t.co/JUBfFN82OL Fri Nov 01 18:40:49 +0000 2013
I like the idea of outsourcing supernova-detection to child labourers http://t.co/t97sQ3PLmk #fb Fri Nov 01 18:29:52 +0000 2013
The thrilling trailer for one of my favourite comic book stories http://t.co/B8QybkgnEa #fb Fri Nov 01 18:22:20 +0000 2013
So there go those 6 calories I was going to expend by chewing… http://t.co/OYTlqqqxr4 Fri Nov 01 14:53:48 +0000 2013
If anyone has been waiting sometime for an email reply from me: my apologies, I am slowly hacking through the mountain of backlog #fb Fri Nov 01 13:20:31 +0000 2013
Too cold, too cold. http://t.co/NzHLS0FdnY Fri Nov 01 12:44:41 +0000 2013
2014 CSEB Epidemiology/Biostats student conference now accepting abstracts http://t.co/QO6X2cAxcj #fb Fri Nov 01 12:38:01 +0000 2013
What I learned today: there’s a genus of (underground) velvet spiders named “Loureedia” #fb Thu Oct 31 23:32:22 +0000 2013
Sweet Zod. This might be the finest cover of a Lou Reed song I’ve ever heard: http://t.co/NBFU2K3hg9 #fb Thu Oct 31 23:10:30 +0000 2013
When the post office lady says “that’s quite the sexy drivers license photo” something’s up, right? Thu Oct 31 22:22:22 +0000 2013
Today I’m going as “the underproductive pre-tenure professor writing papers at the coffee shop while everyone else is attending a party” #fb Thu Oct 31 22:18:17 +0000 2013
@jpli18 now who’s being naive? Thu Oct 31 22:15:43 +0000 2013
Ten minute walk to post office just became an adventure in Indian take-out. Damn my whore of a nose! #fb Thu Oct 31 22:15:25 +0000 2013
I hope this tweet is some deep kind of irony. Otherwise…. WTF? http://t.co/sUEj91OWiA Thu Oct 31 21:34:54 +0000 2013
#booyah http://t.co/0cA1URYkV3 Thu Oct 31 21:16:22 +0000 2013
Seriously, Missouri needs to make this their new state motto http://t.co/dk6SKWzNDf Thu Oct 31 21:05:09 +0000 2013
#learnings http://t.co/0QE3pYHnml Thu Oct 31 20:55:36 +0000 2013
#irony http://t.co/KIDooxy5ET Thu Oct 31 20:51:24 +0000 2013
#facepalm http://t.co/wdghX38ZBJ Thu Oct 31 20:50:14 +0000 2013
Math is hard http://t.co/AxGRGWlKbj Thu Oct 31 20:49:41 +0000 2013
This explains EVERYTHING #robford http://t.co/jPNEENG8HA Thu Oct 31 18:35:57 +0000 2013
I am saddened that Chris Farley is no longer with us, and is thus unable to play Rob Ford in the inevitable movie of the week #fb Thu Oct 31 18:34:26 +0000 2013
RT @nicola63: Think the cops who dug the video out of the hard drive could help obamacare website? #topoli Thu Oct 31 18:26:51 +0000 2013
The plot thickens #robford http://t.co/IuqlMZqvAZ Thu Oct 31 18:26:08 +0000 2013
This is a cool story that I missed when it was fresh http://t.co/6A8ZZyxA8E #fb Thu Oct 31 18:12:00 +0000 2013
I will not revel in the humiliation of Rob Ford. The man has issues. But I *will* revel in the humiliation of those who voted for him #fb Thu Oct 31 18:10:40 +0000 2013
‘The Married Kama Sutra’ Depicts Humorous Marriage ‘Positions’ http://t.co/j7nJar7H0q Thu Oct 31 13:03:04 +0000 2013
“America wants in on the live-action Star Blazers remake action” uh oh. I don’t like where this is going. http://t.co/kj4fUoDf3X #fb Thu Oct 31 12:06:10 +0000 2013
I’m off the meat. No more “philly menyong” for me http://t.co/EkDuMOjkBt Thu Oct 31 00:28:15 +0000 2013
What did Hippocrates ever do to this guy? http://t.co/DBRMqxVslW Wed Oct 30 22:27:52 +0000 2013
Ummm, the Austalian President is a Prime Minister, female, and atheist http://t.co/MxLdBJUQ2u Wed Oct 30 22:26:54 +0000 2013
Epi students: Statistical Society is hosting a talk on Big Data, Nov 5, 7-9pm, Ottawa Adult High School, 440 Albert St, Ottawa #fb Wed Oct 30 21:51:17 +0000 2013
I fear he might be a graduate of our school http://t.co/P6i6KVBTPG Wed Oct 30 19:42:39 +0000 2013
Wait… what? http://t.co/pRSgKpEmD6 Wed Oct 30 19:40:31 +0000 2013
Well? Who knows the answer??? http://t.co/6YbETscogU Wed Oct 30 19:39:47 +0000 2013
For epidemiology and health sciences students: CADTH student travel awards https://t.co/GTQCkkPU68 Wed Oct 30 19:17:09 +0000 2013
@huntley90day merci Wed Oct 30 19:15:36 +0000 2013
How can people go to a country and not know which country they’re in? http://t.co/X1t4aVowdb Wed Oct 30 15:15:12 +0000 2013
Sigh http://t.co/7sYUtrfrxh Wed Oct 30 15:09:37 +0000 2013
@MagBober Hi Magda, letting you know about my interview in the Citizen today: http://t.co/N6WtqVjaSf Wed Oct 30 12:58:20 +0000 2013
Nice waking up to good news. A paper our group in Rwanda wrote in 45 minutes this summer has been accepted to The Lancet. Quality prevails! Wed Oct 30 12:54:57 +0000 2013
My and Kamila Premji’s interview re: our Facebook study is also in the Ottawa Citizen: http://t.co/N6WtqVjaSf Wed Oct 30 12:18:03 +0000 2013
@dianamchard ah Wed Oct 30 12:15:02 +0000 2013
My media interview about our Facebook study http://t.co/JRsWGIivPu #fb Wed Oct 30 02:52:15 +0000 2013
@dianamchard dudette, why the morbid new twitter name? Wed Oct 30 01:48:23 +0000 2013
@MarkJMcGill give it a few years. I’m sure someone will make it real 😉 Tue Oct 29 23:48:07 +0000 2013
FYI UOttawa students: APUO (prof union) scholarship for financial need & academic merit. Deadline Nov 15: https://t.co/afmySiwGGb #fb Tue Oct 29 21:47:11 +0000 2013
All right, nutrion-minded people, let me have it… TVP: yea or nay? #fb Tue Oct 29 17:32:17 +0000 2013
When I was a kid, I thought “making ends meat” was a culinary statement #fb Tue Oct 29 17:23:00 +0000 2013
@MarkJMcGill nah, i don’t think so. just a good photoshop job Tue Oct 29 17:10:08 +0000 2013
So there go those 6 calories I was going to expend by chewing… http://t.co/hHm2s6hswS Tue Oct 29 16:36:54 +0000 2013
So there go those 6 calories I was going to expend by chewing… http://t.co/w9Zb6GAKmK Tue Oct 29 16:30:12 +0000 2013
Ready for some cuteness overload? http://t.co/vWCDRdVaae #fb Tue Oct 29 16:26:28 +0000 2013
I’m impressed by this guy’s reaction to an… interesting… form of vandalism http://t.co/cZHrkgsEEK #fb Tue Oct 29 16:19:28 +0000 2013
Field Epidemiologist position with Government of Canada https://t.co/xeDXRLuxF6 #fb Tue Oct 29 16:16:46 +0000 2013
Watch @grantimahara chew the scenery in “Star Trek Continues” http://t.co/uzJlVz4ydX #fb Tue Oct 29 15:53:20 +0000 2013
Applications for New Careers in Nursing Program http://t.co/u2MCXTfMmL #fb Tue Oct 29 14:39:19 +0000 2013
If you haven’t already, please share with us your opinion about whether doctors should be available on Facebook: http://t.co/dJ7QzW3eye Tue Oct 29 13:44:41 +0000 2013
@heatherconwayy we’ll see. Tue Oct 29 12:47:30 +0000 2013
Our “Doctors on Facebook” study just got a write-up on the CMA website: http://t.co/A4fjiYC0rw #fb Tue Oct 29 12:42:31 +0000 2013
Ever notice how models for eye glasses look as if they can’t focus on something directly in front of them? #fb Tue Oct 29 11:37:16 +0000 2013
World’s cutest taekwondo fight http://t.co/u3g4b1jsIA Tue Oct 29 10:44:29 +0000 2013
@heatherconwayy hmm Tue Oct 29 05:45:17 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani uh oh Tue Oct 29 05:44:33 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani they were that attractive, huh? Tue Oct 29 01:36:10 +0000 2013
@jamesmay021 ha! Tue Oct 29 01:35:34 +0000 2013
@brittharr2 bah Tue Oct 29 01:12:10 +0000 2013
All right, class. Let me have it. How was the midterm? Tue Oct 29 00:32:02 +0000 2013
Trying to correlate exam mark with how long it took each student to complete. So far the expected keeners are taking the longest. Hmm. #fb Mon Oct 28 23:49:31 +0000 2013
My Chromebook is the perfect tool for (pretending to) get work done while students write an exam #fb #yesiknowthegrammarofthissentencesucks Mon Oct 28 23:22:08 +0000 2013
Giving midterm to global health class now. When I made it up, I thought it was too easy. Now I think it might be too hard #fb #profproblems Mon Oct 28 23:10:01 +0000 2013
I assume this photo was taken in the American south http://t.co/qS0e7DoObJ Mon Oct 28 21:43:30 +0000 2013
Racial profiling starts early http://t.co/nP2oBTnn5B Mon Oct 28 21:42:03 +0000 2013
This is why they make the big bucks http://t.co/fsBS3pg8PT Mon Oct 28 21:32:36 +0000 2013
Hey, this guy stole my name! http://t.co/9Ixyz0xbHe #fb Mon Oct 28 20:55:39 +0000 2013
Sweet Jeebus. I just watched this scene from “Teen Witch” and my body spontaneously re-defined the word “wince” http://t.co/gq9QuqkLWS #fb Mon Oct 28 20:44:01 +0000 2013
This looks more like someone shot a gazelle with a tranquilizer dart http://t.co/NEpLTFvPkc #fb Mon Oct 28 20:18:42 +0000 2013
I’m not sure what’s going on in this pic, but suddenly I need some alone time with it http://t.co/dZ4BHjPfw8 Mon Oct 28 20:14:26 +0000 2013
When I was a starving student, I once had to live on cheap day-old donuts. I never stooped to this, though http://t.co/cBDQkgLcUI Mon Oct 28 20:12:41 +0000 2013
Happiness is… not having to lecture tonight ’cause it’s midterm time, baby! #fb Mon Oct 28 19:56:39 +0000 2013
@alvinhli not my event. But I will ask! Mon Oct 28 17:18:21 +0000 2013
Ziggy played guitar http://t.co/ie3Pm4aiOs Mon Oct 28 17:00:17 +0000 2013
Who doesn’t enjoy a little (edith) head? #googledoodle #fb Mon Oct 28 15:12:57 +0000 2013
Three degrees: today’s temperature is officially less than my education #notgood #fb Mon Oct 28 14:40:31 +0000 2013
@TekSavvyCSR My downtime was 12h ago. The problem is unpredictable outages lasting an hour or more every other day. No pattern to it Mon Oct 28 13:16:21 +0000 2013
4:AM and the inbox has finally dropped to 2 digits #fb Mon Oct 28 07:58:34 +0000 2013
“Why did they take a car to the Moon? You’re already going to the Moon. How much farther do you want to go?” -Jerry Seinfeld #fb Mon Oct 28 07:17:04 +0000 2013
What I learned today: @TheRealBuzz used to have a pet monkey #fb Mon Oct 28 04:49:03 +0000 2013
The fan film “Star Trek: Of Gods And Men” was really good. I’m quite looking forward to “Star Trek: Renegades” http://t.co/swQLVMYKlz #fb Mon Oct 28 03:59:44 +0000 2013
Ha! The guy who I thought was doing a bad @grantimahara impression on “Star Trek Continues” was actually… @grantimahara #fb Mon Oct 28 03:53:04 +0000 2013
I just watched the first episode of “Star Trek Continues” and enjoyed it much more than the JJ Abrams schlock movies http://t.co/dYOJ0DYWda Mon Oct 28 03:51:01 +0000 2013
Who knew this was a thing? All the children’s literature sculptre gardens in the USA http://t.co/VaQwzX6vZh #fb Mon Oct 28 03:40:46 +0000 2013
Whoa! Beverly Cleary is still alive! Loved her books when I was a kid #fb Mon Oct 28 02:36:56 +0000 2013
Self-sexing vanadium-secreting intestine-rock thing http://t.co/hyf80ynZnn #fb Mon Oct 28 01:28:57 +0000 2013
What a surprise. As I settle down to work, my Teksavvy Internet connection craps out again #fb Mon Oct 28 00:52:01 +0000 2013
English guitar is from Spanish guitarra, from Arabic qitar, from Greek kithara, from Persian sihtar, which is where we also get Indian sitar Mon Oct 28 00:07:11 +0000 2013
Workshop on Careers in Global Health – Nov 13, 2013 https://t.co/oDALczxnSJ Sun Oct 27 23:36:02 +0000 2013
“If you’re over 25 and still go to nightclubs, you’re a dick.” -Jim Jefferies #fb Sun Oct 27 20:55:38 +0000 2013
“I’m not racist. I’m a bigot. They’re completely different!” -Jim Jefferies #fb Sun Oct 27 20:49:32 +0000 2013
But my favourite cover of any Lou Reed song is from U2, though maybe not this exact version, which is sorta creepy… http://t.co/SkVWaaaTbC Sun Oct 27 18:53:38 +0000 2013
Combining two things I’m thinking of today: Lou Reed and ukuleles… http://t.co/qEZwYQ2NcE #fb Sun Oct 27 18:50:14 +0000 2013
Appropriate to share my favourite Lou Reed / Velvet Underground song, “Heroin”: http://t.co/BmC9pw73Mo #fb Sun Oct 27 18:33:58 +0000 2013
RT @LouReed: The Door http://t.co/IcNmsdM96p Sun Oct 27 18:29:11 +0000 2013
First shock: Lou Reed is dead! Second shock: Al Jazeera’s story is the first that pops up in Google! http://t.co/Q2O89kvWzi #fb Sun Oct 27 18:25:23 +0000 2013
@caityjackson @GenBois was the star. I think we had a lot more med students this year Sun Oct 27 16:46:20 +0000 2013
@caityjackson I got a lot fewer questions Sun Oct 27 16:45:46 +0000 2013
There is no clean way to publicly eat bruschetta or spaghetti #fb Sun Oct 27 16:44:57 +0000 2013
Interesting that so many attendees Inc the career planning session are directors, professors and managers #CCGH2013 Sun Oct 27 16:01:24 +0000 2013
@GenBois offering some of the best advice I’ve ever heard for global health hopefuls Sun Oct 27 15:33:44 +0000 2013
@caityjackson bah Sun Oct 27 15:28:03 +0000 2013
@caityjackson I thought your absence would attract more not fewer attendees Sun Oct 27 15:24:01 +0000 2013
@caityjackson good turnout. But not as good as last year Sun Oct 27 15:04:56 +0000 2013
Excited to be speaking on a panel with Donald Sutherland. Yes THAT Donald Sutherland. The world famous doctor, not that acting guy #fb Sun Oct 27 15:03:44 +0000 2013
Always weird discovering that your spoken words are being live tweeted #globalhealrh #fb Sun Oct 27 14:59:46 +0000 2013
@ShwetaDhawan1 uh oh you’re here? Sun Oct 27 14:56:35 +0000 2013
Aziz Ansari’s voice has always annoyed me. But his take on marriage is pretty good: http://t.co/a4an4AXg8c #fb Sun Oct 27 12:30:25 +0000 2013
“Grammar: it’s the rules what make your mouth feel dumb.” – @TheDailyShow #fb Sun Oct 27 03:51:36 +0000 2013
@Shashena it helps Sun Oct 27 02:12:30 +0000 2013
Drunk at Ikea #fb Sat Oct 26 21:25:57 +0000 2013
Apparently, I put the dick in ridiculous #fb Sat Oct 26 18:22:30 +0000 2013
And this is why I’m probably going vegetarian again: “9 Horrifying Foods You Won’t Believe People Actually Eat” http://t.co/8mevMI8nYD #fb Sat Oct 26 15:14:28 +0000 2013
While my sitar gently weeps http://t.co/Y0BRNMSkJe Sat Oct 26 14:05:36 +0000 2013
Been using this with both my electric ukelele and electric sitar. Who needs expensive amps? http://t.co/XJpCuGtAkq #fb Fri Oct 25 23:18:37 +0000 2013
Neighbours beware… my electric ukelele arrived today! #fb Fri Oct 25 22:37:42 +0000 2013
In today’s knowledge-based society, it’s the biggest brained men who are the alpha males http://t.co/RQNcX0B3py Fri Oct 25 22:14:57 +0000 2013
simultaneously cute and horrifying https://t.co/UnxGMGSrxh Fri Oct 25 22:03:06 +0000 2013
What I just learned: Netscape and AOL still exist! #fb Fri Oct 25 21:48:45 +0000 2013
“Internet Explorer: the best browser for downloading another browser.” #fb Fri Oct 25 21:43:38 +0000 2013
This is why I use Chrome http://t.co/cM7R75O5qv Fri Oct 25 21:36:39 +0000 2013
Heh heh http://t.co/qWxvhNUaf2 Fri Oct 25 21:29:32 +0000 2013
The Human Centipede sucked ass #fb Fri Oct 25 21:24:02 +0000 2013
Awesome rooms from around the world http://t.co/DV8thmBinD Fri Oct 25 21:03:10 +0000 2013
Lost in the hair http://t.co/gGU1DJcvm7 Fri Oct 25 21:01:24 +0000 2013
Hip abduction http://t.co/XJUoD8qQz7 Fri Oct 25 21:00:18 +0000 2013
Now that’s love http://t.co/W06V7xDV8U Fri Oct 25 20:53:04 +0000 2013
A better Bible http://t.co/lcLRy2WTBi Fri Oct 25 20:50:42 +0000 2013
Shit, this works http://t.co/0C52l5FOPf Fri Oct 25 20:48:42 +0000 2013
My project this year is to find increasingly creative semi-legal places to park my scooter on uOttawa campus #fb Fri Oct 25 18:06:22 +0000 2013
An actual funny YouTube comment #7 http://t.co/V5ttrlAdsn Fri Oct 25 15:43:45 +0000 2013
An actual funny YouTube comment #6 http://t.co/ryrhSkcoBX Fri Oct 25 15:42:19 +0000 2013
An actual funny YouTube comment #5 http://t.co/FSDD4Wgue6 Fri Oct 25 15:41:31 +0000 2013
An actual funny YouTube comment #4 http://t.co/0fJN9eqjxv Fri Oct 25 15:40:51 +0000 2013
An actual funny YouTube comment #3 http://t.co/Vriqg9fwwH Fri Oct 25 15:40:11 +0000 2013
An actual funny YouTube comment #2 http://t.co/QB2jvr7yUY Fri Oct 25 15:39:36 +0000 2013
An actual funny YouTube comment #1 http://t.co/DaKgzXjBHB Fri Oct 25 15:39:09 +0000 2013
“If he were more inbred, he’d be a sandwich.” #fb Fri Oct 25 15:27:50 +0000 2013
Why did the frog ride the bus? Because his car got toad. #fb Fri Oct 25 15:21:32 +0000 2013
“Sometimes I cry while chopping carrots ’cause I don’t want onions to think they’re ugly or something.” -feirey23 #fb Fri Oct 25 15:06:07 +0000 2013
“They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I hope it’s Michael – he’s super cute.” -davidcfc95 #fb Fri Oct 25 15:04:27 +0000 2013
Canadians on Youtube http://t.co/GrdWwO9qfz Fri Oct 25 15:00:00 +0000 2013
“If you watch an Apple store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?” -Leo Peng #fb Fri Oct 25 14:54:57 +0000 2013
And the 4th best animated GIF: http://t.co/pXT1noAvZm Fri Oct 25 14:46:56 +0000 2013
Third best animated GIF of all time? http://t.co/J58PupOI2j Fri Oct 25 14:46:28 +0000 2013
The second best animated GIF ever? http://t.co/97Q5nQ0ZWt Fri Oct 25 14:38:31 +0000 2013
When eating a corn dog… http://t.co/HC5xRAu4xL Fri Oct 25 14:27:49 +0000 2013
Hmm http://t.co/eeeJYTVnnk Fri Oct 25 13:42:19 +0000 2013
Mr. T and Henry Winkler should have their own sitcom, and call it, “T and Ehhhh” #fb Fri Oct 25 12:41:04 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is… Speaking on a career panel while fighting a migraine and nausea #avoidthefrontrow #fb Thu Oct 24 20:44:46 +0000 2013
Something everyone should know: James Doohan (Scotty from Star Trek) stormed the beaches at Normandy #fb Thu Oct 24 19:33:00 +0000 2013
I did a Google image search of “Neaderthal” and I got this: http://t.co/vUIqymgUM7 #fb Thu Oct 24 19:22:19 +0000 2013
How @rustyrockets managed to keep his cool when faced with such slow-thinking banality is beyond me http://t.co/sPeZb6hAqh Thu Oct 24 18:55:34 +0000 2013
Interesting how my Facebook friend count goes up and down daily without me actually adding or removing any friends #fb Thu Oct 24 18:50:07 +0000 2013
Ziggy played guitar http://t.co/n1HsUNnIBR Thu Oct 24 18:48:36 +0000 2013
So then I tried this http://t.co/XaeocwONaI Thu Oct 24 16:28:28 +0000 2013
One of these Google search results about Malcolm Gladwell is incorrect. Can you find it? http://t.co/D7kXEQVEVk Thu Oct 24 16:24:43 +0000 2013
Thank you, Middle Eastern people, for inventing the falafel #fb Thu Oct 24 16:19:12 +0000 2013
What…. the… fuck…. https://t.co/keWO7dL6Pt #fb Thu Oct 24 15:05:08 +0000 2013
Oh sweet Zod, am I ever tired of Malcolm Gladwell and his obviousness masquerading as insight #fb Thu Oct 24 12:03:01 +0000 2013
Last night I dreamed that I had a recurring dream of Ottawa being destroyed by an atomic bomb #fb Thu Oct 24 11:50:30 +0000 2013
It’s astonishing how much work I’m able to get done on my #Chromebook This changes everything! #fb Wed Oct 23 22:50:46 +0000 2013
U. of Iowa Investigates Teaching Aide’s Purportedly E-Mailing Nude Photos. http://t.co/bSMJe06dQX #fb Wed Oct 23 20:50:45 +0000 2013
@KyleRyc by some of us, I’m sure you don’t mean you Wed Oct 23 20:17:08 +0000 2013
Anyone else going to Open Access Trivia Night at Nostalgica at 5pm? Wed Oct 23 20:14:54 +0000 2013
@g_debroucker well played, sir Wed Oct 23 18:56:31 +0000 2013
Attending panel discussion on open access publishing with @mgeist Wed Oct 23 18:45:50 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is… Grabbing sushi on the way to a seminar, only to discover that it’s catered! #fb Wed Oct 23 18:30:55 +0000 2013
Just realized today is Mole Day!!! http://t.co/V0C4Kht7Nt #fb Wed Oct 23 18:17:22 +0000 2013
The Rotimatic automatic roti-making machine! http://t.co/bixigQYSRm #shitmycousinsendsme #fb Wed Oct 23 17:56:26 +0000 2013
Best animated gif ever? http://t.co/E5S751ebQf Wed Oct 23 17:38:57 +0000 2013
Is the “rising sun” emblem on martial arts gear offensive? http://t.co/zw9R4bfVIJ Wed Oct 23 17:31:46 +0000 2013
All right, how do I “unfriend” someone from LinkedIn? Some people are abusing the medium #fb Wed Oct 23 12:52:27 +0000 2013
Wow. My Chromebook battery lasts FOREVER #fb Wed Oct 23 11:42:01 +0000 2013
@CosmoScientist @michiokaku I’d like to see more of Leonard Susskind and @neiltyson Wed Oct 23 06:56:59 +0000 2013
Nice way to win converts. http://t.co/msvufRaKjT Wed Oct 23 06:20:33 +0000 2013
Apparently whining is the most annoying “sound”. Is whining a sound or an action? #confused http://t.co/eLi7xMS56X Wed Oct 23 06:06:22 +0000 2013
@tracychis Didn’t he run on the Republican ticket for President in the last election? Wed Oct 23 06:01:25 +0000 2013
“French President Hollande berates US over spying claims” Is this not technically an act of war? http://t.co/2hZGt2O0Oh #fb Wed Oct 23 05:52:27 +0000 2013
Everyone loves @michiokaku but it’s lazy how many science show interviews him re every physics concept.There are other experts out there #fb Wed Oct 23 05:50:59 +0000 2013
There’s lazy, and then there’s this, part 2. http://t.co/nSRGeIAeiO Wed Oct 23 05:29:23 +0000 2013
Yep, students still send the “I have too many exams to write this week. Can I write yours another time?” email. Sigh. #fb Wed Oct 23 05:26:32 +0000 2013
I just turned on the heat in my condo. Yep. Autumn is over. #fb Wed Oct 23 05:23:53 +0000 2013
Interesting how “up-beat” and “beat-up” mean the exact opposite of each other #fb Wed Oct 23 05:05:13 +0000 2013
There’s lazy. Then there’s this. http://t.co/VOF24d3BJc Wed Oct 23 04:49:56 +0000 2013
After examining pics of cities worldwide, I conclude that Hong Kong & Dubai are the most interesting looking cityscapes #procrastination #fb Wed Oct 23 04:43:31 +0000 2013
Yep. Once again, my high-speed @TekSavvyCSR broadband has slowed to a trickle, and I’m relying on my phone’s data plan to get online #fb Wed Oct 23 04:33:09 +0000 2013
Has anyone read RASL comics? Are they worth my time? #fb Wed Oct 23 03:10:19 +0000 2013
“Historical Figures We’re Sick of Seeing in SF”? Hell no! This is the closest most people get to learning history! http://t.co/m8HRdD7OpY Wed Oct 23 03:02:29 +0000 2013
The American Sign Language gesture for “menstruation.” I think you can make your own joke: http://t.co/Ig2w928XHr Wed Oct 23 02:20:19 +0000 2013
I was wrong. This might be today’s dumbest tweet: http://t.co/zlVUGuLD2q Wed Oct 23 02:18:54 +0000 2013
The dumbest tweet of the day http://t.co/Jir7A6DFYa Wed Oct 23 02:17:36 +0000 2013
White girl problems http://t.co/iC9Rev42oP Wed Oct 23 02:16:15 +0000 2013
Sir Ken Robinson: how schools kill creativity — http://t.co/fop483lguT Wed Oct 23 01:31:40 +0000 2013
“Professors regard their bodies as a form of transport for their heads.” -Sir Ken Robinson #fb Wed Oct 23 01:30:52 +0000 2013
I just napped…. and dreamt that my TekSavvy internet was down #fb Wed Oct 23 01:21:36 +0000 2013
Chrome remote desktop is spookily effective and useful #fb Tue Oct 22 20:28:22 +0000 2013
“False equivalence bet schooling & education & bet narrow specialization & broad intelligence is one of the gravest assumptions of academia” Tue Oct 22 19:54:02 +0000 2013
Global Health job opportunities with Unite for Sight in New Haven: http://t.co/K4TubE43Cs #fb Tue Oct 22 19:43:00 +0000 2013
Women struggling to drink water. Apparently proper water intake is a Y-linked trait http://t.co/IgT5M4LmTe #fb Tue Oct 22 19:26:21 +0000 2013
This Sunday I’m speaking at “How to Launch Your Career in Global Health” as part of the CSIH conference. Deets on p9: http://t.co/HdOrrBbnDa Tue Oct 22 19:20:03 +0000 2013
Questions for Free-Market Moralists http://t.co/uNocugcJb4 #fb Tue Oct 22 19:03:52 +0000 2013
“Is Music the Key to Success?” Or are rich kids likely to be both successful and to have had piano lessons? http://t.co/JzMTBSmmoO #fb Tue Oct 22 19:00:53 +0000 2013
Joke from my cousin: A Frequentist loses out to a Bayesian for a job, because the Bayesian had prior experience Tue Oct 22 18:59:32 +0000 2013
Happiness is… Being the first person to use the public bathroom after the cleaners have just done their job #fb Tue Oct 22 17:38:04 +0000 2013
“What Comes Next?” Career planning in global health https://t.co/txsdeX2G3v Tue Oct 22 17:32:15 +0000 2013
I’m speaking at this event Thursday night. As you know, there’s always a fair chance I will say something offensive. https://t.co/EWATvG70m0 Tue Oct 22 17:31:40 +0000 2013
Loving the Chromebook. Installing Chrome Remote Desktop now so I can masterfully control my 14 other computers. Love this shit. #fb Tue Oct 22 17:15:15 +0000 2013
From a teacher: “The only student in my class to correctly identify all provinces & their capital cities moved here from Bangladesh in Aug.” Tue Oct 22 17:04:44 +0000 2013
RT @OttawaCitizen: Bell to start tracking customers’ web history, TV viewing unless they opt out. http://t.co/rF7HIXOO7z Tue Oct 22 15:59:27 +0000 2013
Does anyone actually use the non-google Samsung apps that come with the galaxy s4? #fb Tue Oct 22 15:34:35 +0000 2013
Chromebook is an excellent tool for getting work done in the toilet #fb Tue Oct 22 15:01:53 +0000 2013
Sonnen and Silva to coach TUF Brazil 3. Sigh. http://t.co/6TuiMZzhm2 Tue Oct 22 14:06:18 +0000 2013
Take our survey and tell us if you think your doctor should be accessible on Facebook: http://t.co/LHcB05XLD1 Tue Oct 22 13:50:48 +0000 2013
Latest gift from a student http://t.co/p97KGN0sAe Mon Oct 21 22:59:04 +0000 2013
@MagBober Hi Magda, here’s my latest HuffPo column about some of my research http://t.co/pFDipJrIcY Mon Oct 21 21:24:29 +0000 2013
My latest HuffPo article: Is Facebook a Luxury or a Right? http://t.co/pFDipJrIcY Mon Oct 21 21:17:55 +0000 2013
“The Amazing Race.” What? A whole TV show about us Indians? #fb Mon Oct 21 20:24:39 +0000 2013
Dear Blackboard Learn, it’s not a good sign when I must rely on Google Docs to share an assignment with my class. Isn’t that your job? #fb Mon Oct 21 19:43:59 +0000 2013
Darth Darth Binks http://t.co/CduAM7jS8C Mon Oct 21 18:10:57 +0000 2013
Anyone looking for a Halloween costume? http://t.co/J8JQgwJ1Ib Mon Oct 21 18:09:28 +0000 2013
A Map of the World’s Slave Workforce http://t.co/s8XqsO4FWz Mon Oct 21 17:16:39 +0000 2013
Apparently I’ve “exceeded goals in my field of business” http://t.co/p8prcTpJGe Mon Oct 21 17:00:12 +0000 2013
CIHR Science Policy Fellowships https://t.co/0j6WJTpRTr #fb Mon Oct 21 16:53:06 +0000 2013
Apparently I bought a yogurt maker. Who knew? #fb Mon Oct 21 16:05:14 +0000 2013
How good is your math humour? (I got 9/10) http://t.co/KrCs2hZYi6 Mon Oct 21 15:14:12 +0000 2013
@KyleRyc you just wait till your my age Mon Oct 21 14:50:23 +0000 2013
Looks like someone’s Google Drive limit got upgraded http://t.co/J4GDSl7nMf Mon Oct 21 14:48:47 +0000 2013
You’re out of order! http://t.co/Papwpn7fGi Mon Oct 21 14:47:09 +0000 2013
Facebook down http://t.co/sAdsgJ5lMb Mon Oct 21 14:40:32 +0000 2013
So Facebook is down and I can’t show off to anyone about my new Chromebook. Anyone on Twitter care? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone? #fb Mon Oct 21 14:38:26 +0000 2013
Wait wait wait… people sell human breast milk online? Ewww http://t.co/KsG05UqNM4 #fb Mon Oct 21 14:31:43 +0000 2013
Yep, Facebook is down for me, too Mon Oct 21 14:26:48 +0000 2013
Getting more pleased with my Chromebook with every passing hour #fb Mon Oct 21 14:20:32 +0000 2013
How good is your math humour? http://t.co/KrCs2hZYi6 #fb Mon Oct 21 13:04:15 +0000 2013
RT @digitindia: Facebook users confirm services down globally http://t.co/nMisamGwpV #Facebook Mon Oct 21 12:31:03 +0000 2013
Loving my new Google Chromebook #fb Mon Oct 21 11:59:43 +0000 2013
@HDPeteyy 😮 Sun Oct 20 22:49:57 +0000 2013
Speed of my folks’ new Bell Fibe connection http://t.co/B16d38xKGZ #fb Sun Oct 20 21:44:57 +0000 2013
Couldn’t give away 2 old TV sets. No one wanted ’em. Left ’em on the lawn and they’re gone in under an hour. Sun Oct 20 17:17:39 +0000 2013
Whoohoo! Inbox down to a single screen! #fb Sun Oct 20 16:38:18 +0000 2013
Sometimes Youtube comments are worth reading http://t.co/ZhFZuJ8tWn Sun Oct 20 14:57:31 +0000 2013
@J_Ged It was an n-of-1 study Sun Oct 20 14:49:31 +0000 2013
@J_Ged “Interviewing women about their experience with contraceptives” –that’s me at a singles bar Sun Oct 20 14:47:32 +0000 2013
But it feels so good http://t.co/DeDsVVAL9S Sun Oct 20 14:40:28 +0000 2013
How to fire Wolverine from the X-Men https://t.co/OACRJeaUdA #fb Sun Oct 20 14:38:43 +0000 2013
This is both my favourite Muse song, and my favourite Guitar Hero challenge…. done in brass http://t.co/ootg5vBVaM #fb Sun Oct 20 14:19:24 +0000 2013
Every relationship ever… in 5 minutes http://t.co/y2vAki9gIO #fb Sun Oct 20 14:17:05 +0000 2013
Are You Left-Brained or Right-Brained? http://t.co/k9rEjoODkJ Sun Oct 20 14:08:52 +0000 2013
Part of me thinks this is the gene pool’s preferred method of sudden population control http://t.co/AtyRncDAym (from @HuShuo ) Sun Oct 20 14:07:01 +0000 2013
This was a letter in today’s Star from Birpal Benipal . I had to slap my forehead in disbelief #ignoranceofhistory http://t.co/YxWmqB2whz Sun Oct 20 14:01:23 +0000 2013
Reading this headline this morning, I couldn’t help but look around for the hidden camera… http://t.co/VLYJVOvby5 Sun Oct 20 13:56:07 +0000 2013
She has what? http://t.co/xCE5AjAUyJ Sun Oct 20 12:39:41 +0000 2013
“I don’t believe in reincarnation, but I did in my last life.” #fb Sun Oct 20 12:29:50 +0000 2013
“Genitalia: NOT an Italian airline.” #fb Sun Oct 20 12:29:31 +0000 2013
“Are there any medium rappers? They’re always big or lil.” #fb Sun Oct 20 12:26:07 +0000 2013
“I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it. You never know when you might need a nail” #fb Sun Oct 20 12:25:43 +0000 2013
“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder” #fb Sun Oct 20 12:24:55 +0000 2013
Spotted Miley Cyrus at the Safari park http://t.co/eupZZVUWES Sun Oct 20 02:31:12 +0000 2013
Dear Blackboard Learn, I take back all the nice things I said earlier. You suck again #fb Sat Oct 19 23:17:18 +0000 2013
Gee, “Webmaster”, your gmail account makes it all look so officious and legit #not http://t.co/L30IaJgM1R Sat Oct 19 22:28:38 +0000 2013
“With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.” #fb Sat Oct 19 21:52:57 +0000 2013
“The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.” #fb Sat Oct 19 21:51:45 +0000 2013
Sometimes you gotta choose: CostCo or rent #fb Sat Oct 19 20:38:55 +0000 2013
“He who laughs last thinks slowest.” #fb Sat Oct 19 18:49:08 +0000 2013
Carlos Mencia is not funny #fb Sat Oct 19 18:30:35 +0000 2013
This photo appeals to me because of the Star Trek reference, the comedy, and of course the boobs. http://t.co/qkr0PhZfLF Sat Oct 19 18:03:39 +0000 2013
Crime: driving while black http://t.co/SoC0YPxVPY Sat Oct 19 14:56:47 +0000 2013
A nice summary and response by evidence-based medicine people to common criticisms by alternative medicine people http://t.co/wlCl6UYZ8p #fb Sat Oct 19 14:38:58 +0000 2013
Where will you be when Godzilla farts? http://t.co/gQWiCEhLUr Sat Oct 19 14:24:05 +0000 2013
Sigh http://t.co/kJEl5Y6GRY Sat Oct 19 14:23:43 +0000 2013
Pay attention, ladies… http://t.co/CGkpmxllvZ Sat Oct 19 14:21:46 +0000 2013
Dear people of the world… http://t.co/MS7YK21hPe Sat Oct 19 14:11:15 +0000 2013
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side #ha #fb Sat Oct 19 14:08:15 +0000 2013
On the one hand, funny. On the other hand, more evidence of society’s growing innumeracy. http://t.co/Mk2v2ld3fi Sat Oct 19 13:52:40 +0000 2013
25 Greatest Unscripted Scenes in Films https://t.co/TBNxI4tOMG #fb Sat Oct 19 06:56:40 +0000 2013
Darth Vader Voiced By Schwarzenegger https://t.co/ZIbsJq6TdF #fb Sat Oct 19 06:49:25 +0000 2013
I know this is old news, but I never realized the full extent to how much of a peace of shit this guy really is http://t.co/1Jp3zRDERs #fb Sat Oct 19 06:13:08 +0000 2013
Oh hell no http://t.co/oSl7GKqwHI Sat Oct 19 05:37:26 +0000 2013
“War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.” -Ambrose Bierce #fb Sat Oct 19 01:20:24 +0000 2013
“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup.” -Jerry Seinfeld #fb Sat Oct 19 01:19:47 +0000 2013
And now I know why I never read Joyce http://t.co/ogy7EkAjoZ Sat Oct 19 01:12:42 +0000 2013
@RedParrots yes. yes i am Sat Oct 19 00:51:23 +0000 2013
@RedParrots http://t.co/362xChd5Xj Sat Oct 19 00:49:46 +0000 2013
butt of course http://t.co/QXtZ5EeNvH Sat Oct 19 00:26:06 +0000 2013
@RedParrots So now I will know who among my friends is an asshole Sat Oct 19 00:03:30 +0000 2013
Can everyone just not email me for one day? Just one day? #fb Fri Oct 18 23:59:44 +0000 2013
Look, there’s got to be a faster way to delete photos on Google Plus #fb Fri Oct 18 23:24:31 +0000 2013
“I don’t like country music. I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. For the people who like country music, denigrate means put down” #fb Fri Oct 18 13:47:49 +0000 2013
I’ve already maxed out the free 15gb on Google drive? Wow, didn’t think that was possible. #fb Fri Oct 18 13:42:30 +0000 2013
Parking in toronto http://t.co/UKERFuLmmO Fri Oct 18 00:27:05 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is… Running in the rain to your car… And forgetting where you parked #fb Thu Oct 17 22:18:07 +0000 2013
PC magazine study says Canadian wireless speeds are faster than American? Colour me surprised #fb Thu Oct 17 20:52:33 +0000 2013
“If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it? ” #fb Thu Oct 17 20:05:15 +0000 2013
“if I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.” #fb Thu Oct 17 20:03:12 +0000 2013
Great. This is my retirement year. “Astronomers discover a massive asteroid that could hit us in 2032” http://t.co/SuhVdPWxhG #fb Thu Oct 17 19:52:09 +0000 2013
Just overheard: “I’m glowing in the dark.” “Did you drink any strontium 90?” ” What can I do?” “Here. I’ll perform an incantation” #fb Thu Oct 17 19:40:18 +0000 2013
@hjyan thanks. But I need a lot more than that! Thu Oct 17 19:13:31 +0000 2013
@techcyclists nope Thu Oct 17 19:13:05 +0000 2013
Great. My computer won’t start. Let’s see how much work I can get done on my overpriced cell phone… #fb Thu Oct 17 18:00:49 +0000 2013
“A lot of my friends are getting married. The rest of us are pro choice.” #fb Thu Oct 17 17:47:12 +0000 2013
Canada is the most educated country in the world? http://t.co/XAR9F2Id2t #fb Thu Oct 17 16:08:24 +0000 2013
Uh oh. Today for like 20 minutes I couldn’t remember my own birthday! #fb Thu Oct 17 15:28:37 +0000 2013
Holy crap… Lou Ferrigno is 61 #fb Thu Oct 17 02:46:48 +0000 2013
Oh man, I’m craving a burrito #fb Thu Oct 17 01:33:26 +0000 2013
I lost count a long time ago of all the stupid decisions made by school administrators. http://t.co/ZAvEajgOz6 #fb Thu Oct 17 00:54:01 +0000 2013
“Why Are There Still So Few Women in Science?” Important topic, but this writer makes it tiringly all about her. http://t.co/JtxkUQFvcI #fb Thu Oct 17 00:26:31 +0000 2013
Um… http://t.co/WRVyMooD61 Thu Oct 17 00:03:25 +0000 2013
What if Lex Luthor did a TED talk? #fb Wed Oct 16 23:17:21 +0000 2013
RT @ManlyAsshole: Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife. Wed Oct 16 23:02:15 +0000 2013
What i learned today; Laurence Harvey ‘s birthname was Zvi Skikne. From planet Krypton. #fb Wed Oct 16 22:55:14 +0000 2013
Re-watching the Manchurian Candidate. Man, Sinatra could actually act #fb Wed Oct 16 22:28:22 +0000 2013
Today’s preferred Twitter hero http://t.co/WEzPj6XXiP Wed Oct 16 21:30:09 +0000 2013
@RedParrots Totally. It was such a complicated exchange that there was no way my elderly parents could have navigated it Wed Oct 16 21:21:44 +0000 2013
@RedParrots I know! The phone bill alone dropped from $70 to $5 !! Wed Oct 16 21:21:04 +0000 2013
@RedParrots holy shit, man. Just got my parents’ monthly bill down from $200 (Rogers) to $75 (Bell) with more services! Wed Oct 16 21:18:11 +0000 2013
@RedParrots haha. Indeed. The price for the same package of service is dramatically less for bell Wed Oct 16 20:10:55 +0000 2013
Am in the process of moving my parents from Rogers to Bell. Why isn’t even this easy? #fb Wed Oct 16 20:06:56 +0000 2013
Wow. Now I’m getting lots of spam from educational vendors. Wonder if this is the result of uOttawa partnering with Google for email #fb Wed Oct 16 20:04:41 +0000 2013
Since when is Kanye the face of Bell Canada? http://t.co/bt9Mt52YBU Wed Oct 16 18:54:16 +0000 2013
@TheCurrentCBC my thoughts on the science underpinning your recent interview with the author of Grain Brain: http://t.co/tanAYsD5gE Wed Oct 16 18:44:49 +0000 2013
My inbox was down to single digits. I took Thanksgiving weekend off, and it’s back into the multiple hundreds. Sigh. #fb Wed Oct 16 17:15:40 +0000 2013
This is nonsense: “Dear Profs: Stop Acting Buddy-Buddy With Your Students. It Doesn’t Help Them Learn” http://t.co/ome4W36LYK via @slate Wed Oct 16 15:53:27 +0000 2013
Didn’t we have this conversation 20 years ago? Are David Byrne and Thom Yorke the new Lars Ulrich? http://t.co/tdKG9X3bAa #fb Wed Oct 16 15:12:16 +0000 2013
Bad marketing ideas http://t.co/Yw3PRXWxK9 #analbumparty #fb Wed Oct 16 15:10:09 +0000 2013
Kangaroo captured in airport pharmacy. Looks like a dude in half a kangaroo suit. http://t.co/GlNyxspMoF #fb Wed Oct 16 15:04:20 +0000 2013
http://t.co/zs8E2ci95a Wed Oct 16 04:58:54 +0000 2013
So this is a thing now http://t.co/tnHcKjaAMI Wed Oct 16 04:54:27 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie aww shucks, ma’am Wed Oct 16 04:48:52 +0000 2013
This might just be the greatest cell phone ever http://t.co/OxlQD9Hzo1 Wed Oct 16 04:48:27 +0000 2013
This Hallowe’en I’m going as Fifty Shades of Ray(wat) #fb Wed Oct 16 04:31:43 +0000 2013
“Psychologist suspended after prostitute runs off with laptop holding patient info” http://t.co/aGKXoshd1L Wed Oct 16 04:06:59 +0000 2013
I agree with this. This Patrice Wilson guy has got to go http://t.co/KkHMETbkFm #fb Wed Oct 16 04:05:08 +0000 2013
This shit sooo pisses me off. Your legal activities should never be grounds for termination http://t.co/j3tKVvvX0o #fb Wed Oct 16 03:28:39 +0000 2013
bye bye, beard http://t.co/4iSHnX37EU Wed Oct 16 02:57:51 +0000 2013
My response to the CBC interview with the author of “Grain Brain” about whether wheat is good for us http://t.co/tanAYsD5gE Wed Oct 16 02:57:05 +0000 2013
@peterlevesque and @JesseC_D http://t.co/rvR5attc3b Wed Oct 16 02:55:15 +0000 2013
Whoa. Excellent, free online photo manipulator: http://t.co/Zl4H1WoAfz #fb Wed Oct 16 02:07:40 +0000 2013
How many of these articles need to be written before we start expecting performance out of kids in school again? http://t.co/TjHGHNhQAw #fb Wed Oct 16 00:49:16 +0000 2013
Ironic that the crappy Rogers ‘net connection at my parents’ place is preventing me from accessing the Rogers website to change said service Tue Oct 15 17:08:01 +0000 2013
These assholes called my elderly parents today. Glad I was there to answer the phone with several 4-letter words http://t.co/5aAhAPdS0N #fb Tue Oct 15 15:21:00 +0000 2013
Follow the @RISSIJHS journal on LinkedIn: http://t.co/NqBztmeXgj Tue Oct 15 15:12:54 +0000 2013
“Hello sir. I am calling from ITS Global Solutions about your computer’s error messages…” *CLICK* #dontfallforthis #fb Tue Oct 15 14:59:10 +0000 2013
Leftover turkey dinner for breakfast? If you insist… #fb Tue Oct 15 14:40:56 +0000 2013
Best duckface ever http://t.co/N2AQFNZFAm #fb Tue Oct 15 13:14:12 +0000 2013
Whoa. Facebook spam is worth $200 million. Hmmm…. http://t.co/AGfFocEg2y #fb #businessidea Tue Oct 15 12:51:30 +0000 2013
Teacher of #14 needs to lighten up http://t.co/zB3l9G8xhk Tue Oct 15 12:42:16 +0000 2013
Might be time to lose my beard today, old-school http://t.co/XOGfnOu7FP #fb Tue Oct 15 12:28:54 +0000 2013
Anyone else starting to get Facebook spam messages? #fb Tue Oct 15 12:20:03 +0000 2013
THY. THY foul grammar. Sheesh. (I will also accept THINE) http://t.co/BINSzx3NCT Tue Oct 15 00:00:59 +0000 2013
401 jam packed with wannabe formula one drivers in mini vans #fb Mon Oct 14 17:16:19 +0000 2013
What I just learned : Harry Connick Jr ‘s bday is Sep 11th. That’s gotta suck #fb Sun Oct 13 17:36:58 +0000 2013
I loved Chris Matthews on Bill Maher Friday night (wait, that sounded a tad homoerotic…) http://t.co/wYyzbQ0hCF #fb Sun Oct 13 17:06:22 +0000 2013
This is where they grow http://t.co/h6m5u9IU4c Sun Oct 13 17:05:56 +0000 2013
” the benefits of moderate childhood stress” and “how praise kills kids’ self-esteem” http://t.co/tloM3BbOez #fb Sun Oct 13 14:53:34 +0000 2013
I love this: correspondence between the Pope and the Mongol Khan. Equal parts confusing and bloodthirsty https://t.co/hsRCNEKiHq #fb Sun Oct 13 12:30:45 +0000 2013
Men with younger women live longer, while women with younger men die early. Science so wills it. http://t.co/np7R7uMRuk #fb Sun Oct 13 11:52:54 +0000 2013
A sign from God http://t.co/AXy3dkSwie Sun Oct 13 11:38:07 +0000 2013
@jpli18 to who? Sun Oct 13 03:15:04 +0000 2013
Apparently one in every pot was a Presidential promise at one point http://t.co/37zeMNOCOT Sun Oct 13 02:40:59 +0000 2013
Of course it’s “for entertaining” http://t.co/B9ZSmOeoLW Sun Oct 13 02:39:52 +0000 2013
And right on schedule my @TekSavvyCSR service slows to a crawl & I must once more resort to using my mobile phone data to get work done #fb Sun Oct 13 01:32:54 +0000 2013
Finally found where Google hid the “other devices” function in the new release of Chrome. My universe functions again #fb Sun Oct 13 01:14:48 +0000 2013
Happiness is a clean fridge #fb Sun Oct 13 01:14:05 +0000 2013
One of oldest friends, David Kennedy, has entered the CBC hockey song contest. Check it out: http://t.co/Kx0FPtZiE5 #fb Sun Oct 13 00:51:39 +0000 2013
Does Bieber qualify? http://t.co/xhUuaioITG Sat Oct 12 23:59:32 +0000 2013
Call for Volunteers–LGBTQ Advisory Committee Members http://t.co/whm1kCGV0s #fb Sat Oct 12 21:36:48 +0000 2013
Health promotion job opportunity in Toronto, for MPH or Masters in Health Science or Health Communications grad http://t.co/tklij72pvT #fb Sat Oct 12 21:35:47 +0000 2013
How not to sell a house http://t.co/uge0HGpuxH Sat Oct 12 15:36:41 +0000 2013
Insert your own joke http://t.co/w3tI5Ilcc7 Sat Oct 12 15:35:48 +0000 2013
This seems stupid, but way too many people instead press the button that “brings” the lift to their location http://t.co/uM9Myrz1aM Sat Oct 12 15:34:33 +0000 2013
Some People Should Never Leave Their Neighborhood http://t.co/0HoOscXzUh Sat Oct 12 13:56:42 +0000 2013
Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.. Ha. http://t.co/Bkv1FzF7iQ #fb Fri Oct 11 23:12:10 +0000 2013
One way to be sure: give the baby a math test http://t.co/q14eT4SAFs Fri Oct 11 23:01:16 +0000 2013
#irony http://t.co/kONKIyGB4j Fri Oct 11 23:00:24 +0000 2013
But really, who isn’t? http://t.co/MC7ODcbZvB Fri Oct 11 22:59:43 +0000 2013
How did I miss this episode? http://t.co/dQGX7COZAw Fri Oct 11 22:58:32 +0000 2013
I think she’s full of shit http://t.co/4LBc2b1aD4 Fri Oct 11 22:52:47 +0000 2013
Next week on Maury… http://t.co/FSBDJKAuB1 Fri Oct 11 22:51:19 +0000 2013
Yeah, man. Restored classic Who! “Exclusive Trailer for the Newly Found Doctor Who Story, “Web of Fear”” http://t.co/wNwZ1qAYW6 #fb Fri Oct 11 18:47:36 +0000 2013
I officially look like crazy homeless man. Beard has got to go #fb Fri Oct 11 18:42:39 +0000 2013
I’m officially quite pleased with the Droid eBay app. Much better than the actual website #fb Fri Oct 11 17:54:42 +0000 2013
Looks like someone’s husband shopping http://t.co/FiCUyfKLyE Fri Oct 11 16:08:10 +0000 2013
So many comments come to mind http://t.co/vmyptNGyWh Fri Oct 11 16:07:27 +0000 2013
Oh Ann http://t.co/qxPBnAL0wP Fri Oct 11 14:27:46 +0000 2013
Check out these crazy-ass illusions http://t.co/EWH3r77dSx #fb Thu Oct 10 23:09:36 +0000 2013
A vacuum cleaner and trickle-down economics both suck. But only one of them actually works #fb Thu Oct 10 19:36:38 +0000 2013
Latest (totally unnecessary) gift from a (former) student http://t.co/DJp5Cr0AVI Thu Oct 10 19:02:42 +0000 2013

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