Twitter Tweets from 2014-12-01 to 2014-12-31

Archived Twitter tweets from 2014-12-1 to 2014-12-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • “I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider, though.” -Bob Saget #fb Wed Dec 31 20:10:17 +0000 2014
  • ‘My father once told me: “As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.”‘ -Bob Saget #fb Wed Dec 31 20:07:15 +0000 2014
  • “The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.” -Bob Saget Wed Dec 31 20:06:35 +0000 2014
  • “Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.” -Bob Saget #fb Wed Dec 31 20:06:02 +0000 2014
  • ‘There are no “I’s” in “we” but there are two “i’s” in “Wii.” ‘ -Bob Saget #fb Wed Dec 31 20:05:20 +0000 2014
  • “The legal age of consent in the Ukraine is ‘yes’.” – Bob Saget #fb Wed Dec 31 18:43:06 +0000 2014
  • Summarize your U.S. state with one sarcastic sentence http://t.co/JU4DiFwWCe Wed Dec 31 17:46:25 +0000 2014
  • First picture in my youtube channel is, of course, this. http://t.co/PEoqF8FNwa Wed Dec 31 17:35:57 +0000 2014
  • Just dug up this old video of me talking about…. online dating https://t.co/3oLhiEopu6 Wed Dec 31 17:32:09 +0000 2014
  • A new landing page for my now re-published very first book, the award-winning “Sweet Like Saltwater” http://t.co/QQsmaFbFsP Wed Dec 31 16:48:58 +0000 2014
  • A new landing page for my Epidemiology textbook! http://t.co/HTCDUR1Q3e Wed Dec 31 07:47:27 +0000 2014
  • Weird. Just found companies in US re-selling new copies of my self-published, print-on-demand textbook at discount. How can that work? #fb Tue Dec 30 16:29:29 +0000 2014
  • “http://t.co/TmEV1ARde0” was bought by a Japanese distributor. Hilarious to find that it’s been closed for violations http://t.co/lcmvyeJUc4 Mon Dec 29 20:28:10 +0000 2014
  • @CigaretsChill http://t.co/deSojqD4g6 Mon Dec 29 19:56:45 +0000 2014
  • @CigaretsChill i guess we were thinking of All the President’s Men Mon Dec 29 19:56:27 +0000 2014
  • @CigaretsChill it’s not? Mon Dec 29 19:47:31 +0000 2014
  • “Me at the Zoo”: the first ever youtube video https://t.co/UP6np6pxiX #fb Mon Dec 29 17:35:14 +0000 2014
  • “YouTube comments make you weep for the future of humanity just for the spelling alone, never mind the obscenity and the naked hatred.” Time Mon Dec 29 17:28:50 +0000 2014
  • The first words uttered on YouTube were “All right, so here we are in front of the elephants” #fb Mon Dec 29 17:27:52 +0000 2014
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/gMFNIAWWQi #fb Mon Dec 29 17:02:10 +0000 2014
  • Great. I have actual holidays now, and of course I’m sick. #fb Mon Dec 29 16:53:48 +0000 2014
  • Avengers 144 http://t.co/KO6X1VqndZ Mon Dec 29 10:11:28 +0000 2014
  • What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? http://t.co/zlSqZhyCUN #fb Mon Dec 29 07:20:04 +0000 2014
  • Separated at Birth, part 79 http://t.co/1buAYN4W41 Mon Dec 29 07:00:39 +0000 2014
  • Separated at Birth, part 78 http://t.co/Wl5Ivuw00H Mon Dec 29 06:53:26 +0000 2014
  • When I was 17, I sunk into a period of malaise. This book snapped me right out of it. http://t.co/LrOxJPyvCW Mon Dec 29 06:35:25 +0000 2014
  • fucking hipsters http://t.co/dkiVHtQSAR Mon Dec 29 06:31:45 +0000 2014
  • From 1981-86, my friend David & I kept this book continuously checked out of the school library. Don’t ask why. http://t.co/L5lAsfA94b Mon Dec 29 06:24:52 +0000 2014
  • RT @JamesDeen: “you’ve never pissed on a cat. it is probably the most fun a person could have” – real text message i just sent Mon Dec 29 06:14:31 +0000 2014
  • And the highest paid actor in 2014 was…. drumroll, please… Christopher Lambert? WTF? http://t.co/xkvzvKSdHZ #fb Mon Dec 29 05:04:54 +0000 2014
  • Highlander: in which a Frenchman plays a Scotsman, an American plays a Russian, and a Scotsman plays an Egyptian… with a Spanish name #fb Mon Dec 29 05:02:05 +0000 2014
  • A statue of Woody Harrelson http://t.co/Uov5h9Njbx Mon Dec 29 04:48:57 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/QdwGbod759 Mon Dec 29 04:46:28 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/Kij6eJDnAn Mon Dec 29 04:22:28 +0000 2014
  • heehee http://t.co/IEg9xKptIv Mon Dec 29 04:18:37 +0000 2014
  • Re-watching Godfather 3, but every Sofia Coppola scene makes me gag #fb Mon Dec 29 03:48:23 +0000 2014
  • wtf????? http://t.co/dEluUcxuj9 Mon Dec 29 00:03:07 +0000 2014
  • After every guest lecture, I insist on a speech peppermint http://t.co/4OImdQDCye Mon Dec 29 00:02:29 +0000 2014
  • From age 14-17, I read this book 12 times. Only now do I realize it was written by a member of British nobility http://t.co/EubGQXfAdR Sun Dec 28 23:44:44 +0000 2014
  • math, not even once http://t.co/1o88vpuNtm Sun Dec 28 23:06:34 +0000 2014
  • but i like salad http://t.co/uzCWkaesVf Sun Dec 28 23:05:43 +0000 2014
  • ? http://t.co/DGn0QBgCVp Sun Dec 28 23:04:44 +0000 2014
  • This is a particularly bad flu season. Vaccine is not precisely on target. But it does provide some protection. http://t.co/pdxhXZCWrN #fb Sun Dec 28 16:53:00 +0000 2014
  • The top space movies of all time? http://t.co/fmULUVvXqJ #fb Sun Dec 28 15:23:51 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/wZeyKEGOmu Sun Dec 28 15:12:14 +0000 2014
  • #classy http://t.co/iAvtcvsNEK Sun Dec 28 15:03:22 +0000 2014
  • I don’t know if this is brilliant or stupid http://t.co/mJwzIcmLTn Sun Dec 28 15:01:16 +0000 2014
  • “utterly astounded by the amount of rejection and hauteur that heterosexual men put up with” http://t.co/HVQSqBSYat Sun Dec 28 15:00:59 +0000 2014
  • “utterly astounded by the amount of rejection and hauteur that heterosexual men put up with” http://t.co/HVQSqBSYat #fb Sun Dec 28 14:41:38 +0000 2014
  • The USA is actually an oligarchy http://t.co/EOt2wZvRC9 Sun Dec 28 14:34:50 +0000 2014
  • Ha http://t.co/k8ZJnFIgaF #fb Sun Dec 28 13:39:04 +0000 2014
  • I had a dream about this effing cat http://t.co/Pl0NrEB5SB #fb Sun Dec 28 13:35:04 +0000 2014
  • Do dervishes in the southern hemisphere whirl in the other direction? #fb Sat Dec 27 21:17:34 +0000 2014
  • I’m the glad The Interview is now available to be viewed. But man it looks stupid. #fb Sat Dec 27 18:56:11 +0000 2014
  • Arrrgh. Downtown Toronto, Saturday afternoon. Half an hour to drive 100 feet. #fb Sat Dec 27 18:55:24 +0000 2014
  • There’s an app for following all the science done on the international space station http://t.co/lPmyBeEMve #fb Sat Dec 27 17:14:36 +0000 2014
  • Google’s New Self-Driving Cars Hit Roads January. And a million foreign trained doctors just lost their jobs… http://t.co/nKkwsPRIhS #fb Sat Dec 27 16:10:21 +0000 2014
  • more evidence of illegal NSA acts. And still no one cares. https://t.co/EBoMkSVCbT #fb Sat Dec 27 16:07:31 +0000 2014
  • UNESCO job in Montreal for someone with stats background https://t.co/MdIPqJaeFM Sat Dec 27 14:04:51 +0000 2014
  • Gotta see this http://t.co/MAsMrGoww4 #fb Sat Dec 27 13:55:39 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/uCgH7vKcmT Sat Dec 27 06:12:18 +0000 2014
  • well this is impressive http://t.co/7A5Ykn7Msf Sat Dec 27 06:00:36 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/81Rji232m8 Sat Dec 27 05:37:53 +0000 2014
  • The 100 greatest novels since 1923? http://t.co/6UyZkCsdgA #fb Sat Dec 27 05:00:22 +0000 2014
  • @yayayarndiva just learned the one dude who died was actually son of Patrick Troughton (the second Doctor) Sat Dec 27 04:53:20 +0000 2014
  • RT @yayayarndiva: @deonandan A dream wrapped in a dream wrapped in a dream with lots of references to other movies- yup I LOVED it Sat Dec 27 04:43:13 +0000 2014
  • So what did people think of the Dr Who Xmas special this year? I rather enjoyed it. #fb Sat Dec 27 04:38:25 +0000 2014
  • yay! EZTV is back online! Sat Dec 27 02:57:59 +0000 2014
  • tokyo? Whaaaaa? Haven’t been there in 24 years! Which City In the World Matches Your Personality? http://t.co/XfCtj8ge6e via @play_buzz Sat Dec 27 01:23:59 +0000 2014
  • ha http://t.co/8ZJvOnRH3N Sat Dec 27 00:10:09 +0000 2014
  • Oh sure. Autocorrect recognizes Raganarok, but not sasquatch #fb Fri Dec 26 22:07:56 +0000 2014
  • Love NASA’s plan for cloud city over Venus. Would hate to make emergency landing, though! http://t.co/XGoz1jumew #fb Fri Dec 26 20:04:05 +0000 2014
  • Bizarre that Facebook can automatically generate a fan page about me based on Wikipedia, without my permission https://t.co/CAYXj10UH8 Fri Dec 26 19:46:57 +0000 2014
  • “1,400 Free Ebooks and Movies For Your Kindle or iPad” http://t.co/AE46dLDvcz #fb Fri Dec 26 19:31:10 +0000 2014
  • @techcyclists well it was thorsday.. Fri Dec 26 18:49:57 +0000 2014
  • (interesting how autocorrect knew instantly how to spell Raganarok) #fb Fri Dec 26 18:06:40 +0000 2014
  • Spent Xmas reading 23 issues of Thor comics. Woke up on boxing day to a Thor marathon on TV. It’s beginning to look a lot like Raganarok #fb Fri Dec 26 18:05:28 +0000 2014
  • @RedParrots yes one particular 11 year old was the proud stage manager Fri Dec 26 17:32:48 +0000 2014
  • @RedParrots best part was the improvisational jazz piano accompaniment, which was actually random keys hit by a child http://t.co/DOztEsOrkJ Fri Dec 26 04:33:05 +0000 2014
  • @RedParrots pretty close. I just got beaten back with drumsticks for arriving too early Fri Dec 26 01:55:07 +0000 2014
  • So excited to have hard to get tickets for my little cousins’ musical show, one night only, in the basement. http://t.co/RhuyWi6V3b Fri Dec 26 01:52:34 +0000 2014
  • Watch The 2001 Intro With The Original Score That Kubrick Rejected http://t.co/1TA1etl3iq #fb Thu Dec 25 17:17:57 +0000 2014
  • RT @SpotteduOttawa: Spotted two idiots daring each other to drop their phones down the stairs at Morisset library. #defytheconventional Wed Dec 24 22:24:50 +0000 2014
  • RT @SpotteduOttawa: Boys: I like women with curves. Girls: I like men with class. Me: I like classes that have curves Wed Dec 24 22:24:05 +0000 2014
  • Top 5 countries reading my sci-fi website (skiffy.ca) are Canada, USA, France, UK, and… Germany. Totally unexpected. #fb Wed Dec 24 22:10:56 +0000 2014
  • A Broadview of an impressive Chester and a sweet Dundas makes my Coxwell #ttc #fb Wed Dec 24 20:20:09 +0000 2014
  • Zomg I just saw a woman in the mall using a selfie stick… And doing duck face. Jeebus. #fb Wed Dec 24 19:29:24 +0000 2014
  • @jpli18 you can still make it Wed Dec 24 18:20:47 +0000 2014
  • It’s the tea that kicks your ass http://t.co/SELT3lWNCD Wed Dec 24 17:26:15 +0000 2014
  • Nice to see the Toronto Union Station renovations are designed to make train travel as inconvenient as possible #fb Wed Dec 24 16:57:12 +0000 2014
  • Today’s fun fact: George Washington had a dog named “Drunkard”, and John Adams had one named “Satan” #fb Wed Dec 24 15:47:05 +0000 2014
  • Gorgeous photo of a 1km high cliff on the surface of Comet67P, taken by Rosetta spacecraft http://t.co/fincM9D0HZ Wed Dec 24 15:36:55 +0000 2014
  • American Presidents http://t.co/mpYTzZKHUI Wed Dec 24 13:55:28 +0000 2014
  • For all the @EmWatson and @RichardDawkins fanboys… http://t.co/exucAQiLXJ #fb Wed Dec 24 05:04:14 +0000 2014
  • @RedParrots yep. as one reviewer said, I’d rather watch a “making of” documentary about Marco Polo than watch the show itself Wed Dec 24 04:33:50 +0000 2014
  • Man, that new Marco Polo show is booooooring #fb Wed Dec 24 04:29:13 +0000 2014
  • Unfortunate pose for a sex worker advocate http://t.co/wOeNQxQnYi Tue Dec 23 19:53:28 +0000 2014
  • Useful for the 5th paragraph http://t.co/BVggvKFztE #fb #culturalappropriation Tue Dec 23 19:01:14 +0000 2014
  • “Jim Henson Used To Make Hilariously Violent Coffee Commercials” http://t.co/1VQPDqvDUi #fb Tue Dec 23 18:01:49 +0000 2014
  • I know I’m in a Guyanese home when breakfast consists of a combination of egg curry and pumpkin curry http://t.co/M6SuSN9Ys4 Tue Dec 23 17:41:31 +0000 2014
  • @bumblebrie dm me your address and will send you copies in the new year Tue Dec 23 17:30:46 +0000 2014
  • Must… Not… Eat… The.. Carbs… #fb Tue Dec 23 17:30:05 +0000 2014
  • The best documentaries of all time? http://t.co/2eeo7Dxpou #fb Tue Dec 23 14:09:35 +0000 2014
  • Research Associate job in Toronto with Cancer Care Ontario http://t.co/3c7nR7ySvF #fb Tue Dec 23 08:04:22 +0000 2014
  • Continuing to digitize my old student journalism articles. Here’s a review of Sans Soleil from 1991 http://t.co/yd9794Ssu5 Tue Dec 23 05:09:39 +0000 2014
  • Continuing my digitization of old student journalism articles. Here’s a theatre review from 1991 http://t.co/prG9vGGpye Tue Dec 23 04:31:52 +0000 2014
  • Continuing to digitize my old student journalism articles, here’s a review of “Allegro Non Tropo” from 1991 http://t.co/cEb8QrPR74 Tue Dec 23 04:16:18 +0000 2014
  • My interview with Patricia Rozema… from 1990. http://t.co/Yv3BrLZVlk Tue Dec 23 04:03:54 +0000 2014
  • Continuing to digitize old student journalism articles. This is a review of Canadian content at TIFF in 1990… http://t.co/OuwOqI8vlI Tue Dec 23 03:43:51 +0000 2014
  • Continuing to digitize my old student journalism articles. Here’s a review of TIFF from 1990… http://t.co/AeJzIx8clu Tue Dec 23 03:32:42 +0000 2014
  • I’m digitizing all my old student journalism articles. This is the first to undergo conversion… 23 years old! http://t.co/PqWi65vmgl Tue Dec 23 03:18:31 +0000 2014
  • @bumblebrie first book is here: http://t.co/ttpOGkT2fL Tue Dec 23 02:53:52 +0000 2014
  • @bumblebrie if chicks dig it, i find the time 🙂 Tue Dec 23 02:53:34 +0000 2014
  • …And this book has labelled me as my sister @PHAN_CDC http://t.co/dYd4ZqxzHk Tue Dec 23 02:39:26 +0000 2014
  • Uh, this is NOT what my book is about. Did this site just attach a random description? http://t.co/9AchdrZlwG Tue Dec 23 02:34:22 +0000 2014
  • @bumblebrie http://t.co/8QORwTDLZF Tue Dec 23 02:23:33 +0000 2014
  • This Orangutan Is Now A Legally Recognized Nonhuman Person In Argentina http://t.co/FvTt1BEb1w #fb Mon Dec 22 23:07:15 +0000 2014
  • I just invented a new snack: banana, cheddar cheese, and honey. http://t.co/WL7YDTJQ3N Mon Dec 22 22:51:30 +0000 2014
  • Just agreed to buy back the last 64 copies of my now out-of-print novel, and allow the 23 copies in the USA to be pulped. Ouch. #fb Mon Dec 22 19:04:39 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/cUiZZ7iK6O Mon Dec 22 18:19:26 +0000 2014
  • Keep your fancy, expensive meals. Nothing makes me salivate more than simple bread and butter. Mmmmm…. caaaarbs…. #fb Mon Dec 22 16:57:05 +0000 2014
  • zomg https://t.co/9JZrjqXujo Mon Dec 22 07:18:39 +0000 2014
  • cool http://t.co/GF8zllBPSb Mon Dec 22 07:04:41 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/oBXokKDrs3 Mon Dec 22 06:46:44 +0000 2014
  • @DavidBilbert i.e., a girl Sun Dec 21 23:33:17 +0000 2014
  • Ah memories @DavidBilbert http://t.co/7NOIxEkWGR Sun Dec 21 23:30:58 +0000 2014
  • Gingerbread House http://t.co/4y2ZL4sblz Sun Dec 21 15:07:13 +0000 2014
  • @DavidBilbert I know. We all know. Sat Dec 20 00:30:19 +0000 2014
  • Toronto, bitches #fb Sat Dec 20 00:27:45 +0000 2014
  • every car needs one http://t.co/acddn1ZXax Fri Dec 19 18:29:14 +0000 2014
  • What’s this for? Let’s just pretend we don’t know… http://t.co/Zu1cN1RevM Fri Dec 19 18:27:18 +0000 2014
  • My new portable USB powered personal humidifier http://t.co/erWYT0ZTZS Fri Dec 19 14:50:58 +0000 2014
  • Well, ATM *is* a sex term…. http://t.co/cO3gytBlzO Fri Dec 19 14:24:50 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/njFhTJtZdR Fri Dec 19 14:24:18 +0000 2014
  • @sabji sigh Fri Dec 19 13:57:44 +0000 2014
  • “The Interview” is blocked by The Powers That Be the same week that #PirateBay is raided? Coincidence? I think not! #fb Fri Dec 19 13:53:31 +0000 2014
  • Marks distribution of my 4th year class’s essays http://t.co/qgG7PGi3wm Fri Dec 19 10:59:13 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/PzrOUTvgn2 Fri Dec 19 08:10:47 +0000 2014
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/vAFe2GvKSV #fb #JCVD Fri Dec 19 08:06:00 +0000 2014
  • Whoa! New Space Battleship Yamato animated movie! http://t.co/hJMkNW1Ce8 #fb Fri Dec 19 06:54:09 +0000 2014
  • Weird Al’s magical floating orb http://t.co/d6sVhgbkYr Fri Dec 19 06:19:05 +0000 2014
  • #StarWars http://t.co/shIKnG4JCm Fri Dec 19 05:52:39 +0000 2014
  • Surprise, surprise… medical talk shows are crap. http://t.co/HwLbIGD0PT #fb Fri Dec 19 05:41:18 +0000 2014
  • Three genetic parents… shit is about to become real http://t.co/fKv3KAbwJP #fb Fri Dec 19 01:08:29 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/nyMzF8VFRU Thu Dec 18 22:31:07 +0000 2014
  • Suddenly realized none of the students can see the marking rubric or all the feedback I wrote on their assignments. Damn Blackboard! #fb Thu Dec 18 22:28:54 +0000 2014
  • This is where we are now, kids. The coffee shop has instructions for how to put the lid on your cup. http://t.co/SBJ95XGA1V Thu Dec 18 19:41:35 +0000 2014
  • Sigh. My first novel goes out of print next month 🙁 http://t.co/adcg4MUxKe #fb Thu Dec 18 16:11:15 +0000 2014
  • Argued with psych student some years ago who insisted that this would never be a possibility. Well… suck it. http://t.co/riCRzhWbds #fb Thu Dec 18 16:06:49 +0000 2014
  • “I ate too much and masturbated too recently.” – Louis CK #fb Thu Dec 18 13:55:05 +0000 2014
  • HA http://t.co/xcu0t0rAeq Thu Dec 18 13:53:51 +0000 2014
  • “Bad grammar makes me [sic]” #fb Thu Dec 18 03:21:25 +0000 2014
  • @1MaginAZN booze, my friend. Booze. Thu Dec 18 02:38:31 +0000 2014
  • I’ve just unlocked @BoxHQ on Drive by @Jolicloud. Get extra free storage here http://t.co/Q6JpvTJGXk https://t.co/vgBeJqJqer Wed Dec 17 22:46:53 +0000 2014
  • @DavidBilbert did you hack my nannycam again? Wed Dec 17 18:33:32 +0000 2014
  • Bookstore in Winnipeg trying to sell my unsellable books, 2007. (And a breast.) http://t.co/pbfEosHJXO Wed Dec 17 18:25:52 +0000 2014
  • My book launch at Octopus Books in Ottawa, 2003. I’m drunk and sweaty… which might explain why I sold so few books! http://t.co/aKVqcA4Zy7 Wed Dec 17 18:24:11 +0000 2014
  • Dear stats students, your exam marks show a fairly Gaussian distribution, suggesting that it was fair: http://t.co/so3faFqOlO Wed Dec 17 18:14:33 +0000 2014
  • #German http://t.co/EiWKArvPk6 Wed Dec 17 16:53:57 +0000 2014
  • Recent Facebook Profile Pics http://t.co/W3u2ClQAwT Wed Dec 17 16:51:39 +0000 2014
  • I don’t think that means what you think it means http://t.co/LdygXwV503 Wed Dec 17 15:42:38 +0000 2014
  • A man’s wisdom http://t.co/5nHx83dJiZ Wed Dec 17 15:34:02 +0000 2014
  • RIP Norman Bridwell, author of Clifford The Big Red Dog https://t.co/5KuUrkPIjn #fb Wed Dec 17 15:22:31 +0000 2014
  • Using Vouchers to Improve Reproductive Health in Kenya http://t.co/JEPvzrjZ81 Tue Dec 16 21:58:51 +0000 2014
  • Parasites and Cognitive Ability http://t.co/6G6mlhHKVL Tue Dec 16 21:45:35 +0000 2014
  • Reproductive Health Awareness in Urban Tanzania http://t.co/ahDCGOO4Dw Tue Dec 16 21:34:28 +0000 2014
  • Nutrition and Neonatal Mortality in Rural India http://t.co/Chb1XG7nVH Tue Dec 16 21:18:26 +0000 2014
  • Reproductive Behaviour in Cambodia http://t.co/w2sz8k7a8I Tue Dec 16 21:08:05 +0000 2014
  • ‘Struth http://t.co/PhzoXVBCT3 Tue Dec 16 20:36:07 +0000 2014
  • Wow. Nice list of free documentaries on Youtube http://t.co/CQuEjUH3xA #fb Tue Dec 16 20:34:59 +0000 2014
  • This is the car in front of me. I don’t think that means what they intended it to mean. http://t.co/mGsED444ee Tue Dec 16 20:18:54 +0000 2014
  • um… http://t.co/0vlUU0HDvs Tue Dec 16 16:59:49 +0000 2014
  • #smoking http://t.co/oBN374neqy Tue Dec 16 16:58:34 +0000 2014
  • Why there is no hope: http://t.co/zt4DgiGTxh #fb Tue Dec 16 16:13:36 +0000 2014
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/wqSotoDjTj #fb Tue Dec 16 15:50:40 +0000 2014
  • Yeah it’s an old video, but man this is cute http://t.co/WjlCFoCXzM Tue Dec 16 15:43:57 +0000 2014
  • More proof the cops are workin’ for the Man! http://t.co/qiHXWD98wG Tue Dec 16 15:42:32 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/fp60Ldt5c5 Tue Dec 16 13:26:02 +0000 2014
  • 5 reasons gas prices are falling http://t.co/uKN4Y7R9bs #fb Tue Dec 16 13:17:32 +0000 2014
  • @nicoleriipley http://t.co/yLvwb0K4tY Mon Dec 15 22:35:28 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/h0b9Ospbl6 Mon Dec 15 22:33:30 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/Z4HlyrDscN Mon Dec 15 22:30:49 +0000 2014
  • When I get a haircut now, I’m noticing bigger and bigger piles of grey on the floor. Sigh. #fb Mon Dec 15 19:49:22 +0000 2014
  • Why is it everytime I order a specialty coffee, there’s a new barista being trained? #fb Mon Dec 15 19:46:54 +0000 2014
  • Looks like @eztvit will be back! Yeah! http://t.co/7WqPFkqxRU #PirateBay Mon Dec 15 17:18:55 +0000 2014
  • @Leniloo92 it’s slightly easier this year. fewer “none of the above” options Mon Dec 15 16:42:41 +0000 2014
  • This is how you proctor an exam in the 21st century http://t.co/io5QTxhB4X Mon Dec 15 16:16:35 +0000 2014
  • Watching 2nd year students write a stats exam, I notice that most of them type on their calculators like it’s a mobile smartphone. Weird #fb Mon Dec 15 15:16:20 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/mKRjWrXnOP Mon Dec 15 13:13:14 +0000 2014
  • 420 http://t.co/e2He5sQtrt Mon Dec 15 13:12:32 +0000 2014
  • I wonder what their most popular attraction is http://t.co/JapSofjXjH Mon Dec 15 12:06:49 +0000 2014
  • :O http://t.co/J38Jq2pCzt Mon Dec 15 11:33:03 +0000 2014
  • #thenews http://t.co/2FUeKv4WvN Mon Dec 15 11:31:23 +0000 2014
  • @RedParrots only when they’re feeling emotional Mon Dec 15 04:03:12 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/R1b7hqXR1v Mon Dec 15 03:45:27 +0000 2014
  • I bet comic sans is one of them http://t.co/8qbjLh2SFJ Sat Dec 13 23:33:27 +0000 2014
  • #BillCosby has many hidden talents http://t.co/7BaXHWLOTo Sat Dec 13 22:44:50 +0000 2014
  • Would you use it? http://t.co/s7sNzWJEQK Sat Dec 13 22:44:10 +0000 2014
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/isOfWoHrCV #fb Sat Dec 13 22:39:36 +0000 2014
  • For that special someone http://t.co/QBNjXOwdz8 Sat Dec 13 22:36:59 +0000 2014
  • Student sends email starting with “Good evening” & ending with “Sorry if my greeting made me sound like Dracula or something weird like that Sat Dec 13 22:14:14 +0000 2014
  • @CigaretsChill I’m always lead Santa Sat Dec 13 20:52:11 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/Bt25P5bKUI Sat Dec 13 16:41:23 +0000 2014
  • Iggy Azalea and Elvis: http://t.co/fa9cxIDgGj Sat Dec 13 14:45:35 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/ekTPTFJFlP Sat Dec 13 04:24:16 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/IWCs85OANr Sat Dec 13 04:23:05 +0000 2014
  • This. So much this. http://t.co/Kg3PbAsrpe #fb Sat Dec 13 03:56:05 +0000 2014
  • People sometimes ask me why I’ve always boycotted Mark Wahlberg films. This is why. http://t.co/8vO5JZkeKH Sat Dec 13 03:53:30 +0000 2014
  • This particular design is called, “I never want or expect to find traditional employment”. Looks like @KyleRyc http://t.co/1zwVv4Tibu Sat Dec 13 03:15:31 +0000 2014
  • I’m going to assume this is ironic commentary on his need to find personal growth through prose expression http://t.co/RvY17QLSst Sat Dec 13 03:11:40 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/6nqAIKO4SU Sat Dec 13 03:03:48 +0000 2014
  • #douchenozzles http://t.co/YWJaL8YWpe Sat Dec 13 03:03:11 +0000 2014
  • And people wonder why #Snowden ran? http://t.co/ewIXqbz7yq Sat Dec 13 02:58:23 +0000 2014
  • Anyone need an apartment in North Toronto? A friend is subletting his: http://t.co/ePqA4YA0Dl Sat Dec 13 02:51:04 +0000 2014
  • sigh http://t.co/UCdurzbyFK Fri Dec 12 20:29:34 +0000 2014
  • #StarWars #StarTrek http://t.co/xpN1YF1aym Fri Dec 12 20:28:06 +0000 2014
  • #StarWars http://t.co/6Kahk6RrxG Fri Dec 12 20:27:04 +0000 2014
  • Today is the 83rd birthday of the Statue of Westminster, ie. the birth of the British Commonwealth #fb Fri Dec 12 19:29:33 +0000 2014
  • More copyright nonsense. If you don’t own the rights to your own head, what do you own? http://t.co/vc9MZrpVYk #fb Fri Dec 12 18:38:26 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/5AO6vDHqzT Fri Dec 12 16:03:51 +0000 2014
  • Is your photo being used on fake profiles? http://t.co/ewWI5eJ5fu #fb Fri Dec 12 15:11:22 +0000 2014
  • RT @DavidBilbert: @deonandan if I were it would be 101 ways. Fri Dec 12 15:03:34 +0000 2014
  • This is how you redeem your school’s soured reputation http://t.co/w9uhbur7Y4 #fb Fri Dec 12 15:03:26 +0000 2014
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/UXdU65B1QJ #fb Fri Dec 12 14:49:17 +0000 2014
  • Maybe comets not responsible for Earth’s H20. Not good news for a paper I’m writing… http://t.co/I8I1yJVtk3 #fb Fri Dec 12 14:42:44 +0000 2014
  • This is not a drawing of the Silver Surfer, but a photograph of a real man http://t.co/h1Ibd1z6Gf http://t.co/u36j3eUOwh Fri Dec 12 14:41:16 +0000 2014
  • The first UK sci-fi film, 1913’s “A Message From Mars”, to be streamed online tomorrow http://t.co/eP4MrK6OTp #fb Fri Dec 12 14:37:13 +0000 2014
  • #Xmas http://t.co/u0YtoXgKdO Fri Dec 12 14:27:33 +0000 2014
  • United Nations human rights committee resolves to protect privacy. Like the international court: no teeth? http://t.co/OIf7je0hzj #fb Fri Dec 12 14:26:54 +0000 2014
  • #PirateBay moves to Costa Rica. Next stop… @SealandGov ?? http://t.co/RDEDhJISow Fri Dec 12 14:25:00 +0000 2014
  • Twitter Is Tracking Users’ Installed Apps for Ad Targeting. (Ironic that I’m tweeting this.) http://t.co/ohopGlcQHm #fb Fri Dec 12 14:21:28 +0000 2014
  • Were you a consultant on this, @DavidBilbert ? http://t.co/naNMSG039s Fri Dec 12 14:11:21 +0000 2014
  • #Propaganda http://t.co/GLwSpIzDy0 Fri Dec 12 14:03:58 +0000 2014
  • Now that is some clear ice https://t.co/GZmwMifG6M #fb Thu Dec 11 19:46:24 +0000 2014
  • #PirateBay http://t.co/lblFakOYco Thu Dec 11 17:20:58 +0000 2014
  • #PirateBay is (was) the world’s most efficient public library http://t.co/8iweYBrFK4 #fb Thu Dec 11 15:17:48 +0000 2014
  • RT @DumbBaby: All I want for Xmas is Pirate Bay back on the internetz. #Xmas #AllIWantForChristmas #PirateBay #DontTouchMyRights Thu Dec 11 15:16:40 +0000 2014
  • This is what is known in common parlance as a “milkgasm” http://t.co/wtclU6Lltp #fb Thu Dec 11 15:15:07 +0000 2014
  • Parliamentary catman is dead 🙁 http://t.co/vCAtpVjozq Thu Dec 11 15:12:23 +0000 2014
  • Hey #PirateBay fans…. try “.ee” instead of “.se” #fb Thu Dec 11 04:43:25 +0000 2014
  • #PirateBay is the Robin Hood of porn Thu Dec 11 04:41:55 +0000 2014
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/1Chk50bO7B #fb Thu Dec 11 04:25:36 +0000 2014
  • The world, according to ‘Murcans http://t.co/hGPQBCsI1j Thu Dec 11 04:09:04 +0000 2014
  • Shutting down of #piratebay is a sad day Thu Dec 11 03:57:12 +0000 2014
  • RT @jahbaked: Rest in Peace #PirateBay Thu Dec 11 03:56:44 +0000 2014
  • Noooooo!!!!!!! https://t.co/O5ZSWx2Pqw #fb Thu Dec 11 03:55:09 +0000 2014
  • Students interested in Global Health, consider applying to Grand Challenges summer program: http://t.co/bjbZkg36fA Wed Dec 10 19:10:34 +0000 2014
  • Having Italian wedding soup for lunch. But no one is getting married. This feels wrong. #fb Wed Dec 10 17:54:46 +0000 2014
  • @DavidBilbert bah Wed Dec 10 17:39:37 +0000 2014
  • Unhappiness is when your free wiki is no longer free. Fuck it, who uses wikis anymore anyway? #fb Wed Dec 10 17:24:54 +0000 2014
  • I used to fantasize about this for Toronto 30 years ago…. http://t.co/KNk75MXiO4 Wed Dec 10 16:14:49 +0000 2014
  • Why isn’t everyone at the McMaster Business School running around proclaiming, “I am DeGroote”?? #fb Wed Dec 10 13:05:46 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/QwwS4ppAuJ Wed Dec 10 12:35:55 +0000 2014
  • hee hee http://t.co/hxsAnuOanj #fb Wed Dec 10 12:32:14 +0000 2014
  • “95% of all Native Americans can trace their ancestry to 6 women who lived 18k to and 21k years ago.” http://t.co/1ouBcUD33P Wed Dec 10 11:47:53 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/TM5SQhZvTK Wed Dec 10 06:03:45 +0000 2014
  • The best kind of discount, courtesy of your preferred torrent client http://t.co/twWqF4hMC6 Wed Dec 10 06:02:31 +0000 2014
  • Recent Facebook Profile Pics http://t.co/MqrpXvo50N Wed Dec 10 05:21:23 +0000 2014
  • If you’re a #mma or #ufc fan, you’re probably wondering what Dynamic Fastener is… http://t.co/akQdcw8rj6 Wed Dec 10 04:48:01 +0000 2014
  • China’s strict rules for female astronauts: be married and no BO http://t.co/R4OP7JpnJ4 #fb Tue Dec 09 22:47:30 +0000 2014
  • International Consultant – Afghanistan – UN Women https://t.co/sDvUYZnqo4 @ShwetaDhawan1 Tue Dec 09 22:41:49 +0000 2014
  • International Development Consultant – Mali https://t.co/7sVMv3C6CV @OsamaBerrada @EJPHC @ShwetaDhawan1 Tue Dec 09 22:39:53 +0000 2014
  • Junior Consultant position with United Nations Environment Programme (UNEP) https://t.co/XaadyfB0Yz Tue Dec 09 22:36:51 +0000 2014
  • :O https://t.co/FtlQUS3pwz Tue Dec 09 22:12:47 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/vANNVq4lNV Tue Dec 09 22:10:10 +0000 2014
  • One more reason to dislike sports: their inability to name themselves correctly http://t.co/4WFe1hKGp5 Tue Dec 09 21:56:21 +0000 2014
  • sigh http://t.co/0wYTJAYExN Tue Dec 09 21:55:23 +0000 2014
  • No. No no no no no. http://t.co/NFGURutQ1y #fb Tue Dec 09 21:52:41 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/GpXeztE387 Tue Dec 09 21:45:38 +0000 2014
  • @DavidBilbert http://t.co/xfpBS3BQrA Tue Dec 09 16:57:40 +0000 2014
  • @DavidBilbert @the_jessmister ….awkward… Tue Dec 09 16:56:02 +0000 2014
  • Today is the final thesis defence of @the_jessmister . I promised her I would wear whatever she wished. http://t.co/ygoEM9bcc5 Tue Dec 09 15:12:59 +0000 2014
  • So this is a true story, not a product of @TheOnion http://t.co/XvN7hhf9BW http://t.co/n36gfpw9bD Tue Dec 09 12:04:07 +0000 2014
  • #grammar http://t.co/vDUB4Kbiga Tue Dec 09 12:02:32 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/cDiU3K77dl Tue Dec 09 11:41:48 +0000 2014
  • Release of Six Detainees After Twelve Years Highlights the Historic Evil of Guantánamo http://t.co/BIVERSvJbF #fb Tue Dec 09 03:31:51 +0000 2014
  • Now this is a job for the intern http://t.co/zu9dQXNgox Tue Dec 09 03:11:10 +0000 2014
  • Want http://t.co/QJ9BAQAcau #fb Tue Dec 09 03:09:02 +0000 2014
  • oops http://t.co/98ja8Eim8P Tue Dec 09 02:46:51 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/HmnecesZQT Tue Dec 09 02:46:03 +0000 2014
  • Oh, Hagar #fb http://t.co/ZVpZlOAW9i Tue Dec 09 02:38:26 +0000 2014
  • Dear Brits: “orientated” is an annoying backformation! http://t.co/5o8yh4HVYE #fb Tue Dec 09 02:32:04 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/FNosmRCdNC Mon Dec 08 20:09:04 +0000 2014
  • And happy Xmas to me from me http://t.co/9H6nurU7E0 Mon Dec 08 20:02:04 +0000 2014
  • Happy Xmas to @RedParrots from @SirPatStew http://t.co/uQypZrbeQ6 Mon Dec 08 20:01:13 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/KgUIhDhye9 Mon Dec 08 19:57:15 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/Jr3rBMWWZ4 Mon Dec 08 19:50:26 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/8X76VQ9Fya Mon Dec 08 19:40:58 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/fJfTK5p6wD Mon Dec 08 17:02:33 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/e47K3lzX1G Mon Dec 08 11:30:23 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/KZ03LlSo6m Sun Dec 07 23:45:22 +0000 2014
  • Epidemiologist position in Mississauga http://t.co/uQH04DAZZZ #fb Sun Dec 07 23:38:45 +0000 2014
  • want http://t.co/wEosEKPTwO Sun Dec 07 22:53:09 +0000 2014
  • Now that’s parenting! http://t.co/GFFWziyxWO Sun Dec 07 21:35:51 +0000 2014
  • The Globe and Mail on Steven Seagal’s acting ethos ( http://t.co/eRdXYYTZXq ) http://t.co/G6nweIioq7 Sun Dec 07 21:20:28 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/ix0QyRiS90 Sun Dec 07 20:37:45 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/tATadXPhiP Sun Dec 07 20:36:26 +0000 2014
  • Twitter Tweets from 2014-11-01 to 2014-11-30 http://t.co/SBCXido28X Sun Dec 07 20:26:34 +0000 2014
  • Wang Holder http://t.co/dWbjfPV414 Sun Dec 07 20:07:48 +0000 2014
  • This one deserves an epic face-palm http://t.co/FtPgGHPGH6 Sun Dec 07 19:55:53 +0000 2014
  • Every Aryan child’s favourite toy http://t.co/dR26PIhUJk Sun Dec 07 19:54:45 +0000 2014
  • Unsurprising but disappointing developments in Canadian health research funding http://t.co/7dJSDhXdgR #fb Sun Dec 07 15:14:33 +0000 2014
  • A windmill that only produces white power http://t.co/TL2vUcLOuz Sat Dec 06 21:53:35 +0000 2014
  • Can I have mine without mustard… and without the AIDS? http://t.co/R4pgyXViDC Sat Dec 06 21:41:47 +0000 2014
  • I’m not sure what Santa’s expectations are… http://t.co/owDpJWoA7J Sat Dec 06 21:40:33 +0000 2014
  • Only in Asia http://t.co/9os2eZu37v Sat Dec 06 21:39:11 +0000 2014
  • Separated at Birth, part 77 http://t.co/2XPzvwVECl Sat Dec 06 21:38:27 +0000 2014
  • modern nativity scene http://t.co/cH5kgb6c3H Sat Dec 06 21:35:09 +0000 2014
  • What I learned today (h/t @brittharr2 ) http://t.co/pnOhoQMirq Sat Dec 06 20:23:25 +0000 2014
  • want http://t.co/qsqQzTSSUa Sat Dec 06 20:21:52 +0000 2014
  • Things that don’t work http://t.co/cdAzFHe9OG Sat Dec 06 19:51:09 +0000 2014
  • Just sniggered at this article title: “Uranus is more interesting than it seems.” hee hee. #fb Sat Dec 06 19:34:32 +0000 2014
  • awaiting wakening of New Horizons Pluto probe, here’s my 2011 theory aliens will reanimate corpse of Clyde Tombaugh http://t.co/DLorT0dhjx Sat Dec 06 19:31:39 +0000 2014
  • Yes Japan has a penis festival http://t.co/2ncaXorKbN #fb Sat Dec 06 18:35:42 +0000 2014
  • Minimum wages around the world http://t.co/kzQAHDMExb Sat Dec 06 18:13:01 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/atLyQvSKez Sat Dec 06 18:12:29 +0000 2014
  • It has finally arrived. I started reading this series 40 years ago. I finally get to find out how it ends. http://t.co/0XjyMZ02qz Fri Dec 05 21:32:20 +0000 2014
  • I don’t know how judges sleep at night. http://t.co/EhvVVzyrJg #fb Fri Dec 05 19:36:05 +0000 2014
  • Boarding plane now. Take advantage of the next 30 minutes of radio silence to say nasty things on my Facebook wall. #fb Fri Dec 05 15:24:01 +0000 2014
  • Am I invoking Godwin’s Law? Maybe. But there is definitely an overlap between Fox News and Nazi techniques. http://t.co/44PzGpCihE Fri Dec 05 15:07:11 +0000 2014
  • I guess Fox doesn’t know the difference between absolute & relative measures. Hint: it’s all about the denominators. http://t.co/N1vxAMi3IY Fri Dec 05 14:18:10 +0000 2014
  • All four white guys immediately in front of me got “random” security screens, and I didn’t! So this is how they even out the race stats #fb Fri Dec 05 14:13:17 +0000 2014
  • Some dude just “excuse me” ‘d his way to front of the security line and no one asked any questions. Ah, Canada #fb Fri Dec 05 14:00:54 +0000 2014
  • The YTZ Nexus expedited line merges with gen pop line with no staff to check credentials. Why don’t we all pretend to have nexus cards? #fb Fri Dec 05 13:59:54 +0000 2014
  • So many police want to be, and act like, soldiers. http://t.co/y0qfEGKRzU #fb Fri Dec 05 13:57:02 +0000 2014
  • “But universities are not corporations, even if the people that run them get paid like merchant bankers.” http://t.co/PHT1jb1DSC Fri Dec 05 07:14:30 +0000 2014
  • From my fleck theatre at @HarbourfrontTO http://t.co/KKE0iPNdzK Fri Dec 05 04:14:36 +0000 2014
  • An interesting party at @HarbourfrontTO http://t.co/TqlVZQTOdZ Fri Dec 05 03:48:25 +0000 2014
  • “How gay are you?” “On a scale from Tom Selleck to Richard Simmons, I’m a David Schwimmer.” #fb Fri Dec 05 03:24:15 +0000 2014
  • @CigaretsChill shh Fri Dec 05 02:45:51 +0000 2014
  • Getting my champagne poured at @HarbourfrontTO http://t.co/zHZXxzxjTX Fri Dec 05 00:08:56 +0000 2014
  • Announcing the new world stage program at Harbourfront Centre http://t.co/8paNglrTI2 Fri Dec 05 00:08:29 +0000 2014
  • Toronto… Land of permanent gridlock #fb Thu Dec 04 23:12:39 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/IL6sId4K3g Thu Dec 04 20:59:30 +0000 2014
  • #StarWars http://t.co/xEhKfxv9RJ Thu Dec 04 20:59:05 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/jiQJaEoyAn Thu Dec 04 20:58:42 +0000 2014
  • yes http://t.co/bYSaWc4qeb Thu Dec 04 20:58:32 +0000 2014
  • Another animated GIF of the day http://t.co/3luCfdWPu5 #fb Thu Dec 04 20:52:15 +0000 2014
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/WDm9KgUqGv #fb Thu Dec 04 20:50:29 +0000 2014
  • All meetings done via Google Hangout today. And no I’m not out of my pyjamas yet. #fb Thu Dec 04 20:20:40 +0000 2014
  • A petition against the budget cuts at the University of Southern Maine http://t.co/RGHEF0fvdV #fb Thu Dec 04 18:35:08 +0000 2014
  • Data & Research Coordinator position in Montreal with World Federation of Hemophilia http://t.co/8X8BNr7nWk #fb Thu Dec 04 16:23:28 +0000 2014
  • Abstracts are now open for the 2015 @csebsceb Epidemiology conference in Toronto https://t.co/Q4AgpsgJ7e Thu Dec 04 14:14:57 +0000 2014
  • Spending this morning fondly remembering Stevie Ray Vaughan https://t.co/EnXek6l4xV #fb Thu Dec 04 13:36:37 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/yIgQec3Rk8 Thu Dec 04 13:03:14 +0000 2014
  • kith http://t.co/hpNKfoeyxa Thu Dec 04 12:56:40 +0000 2014
  • #derp http://t.co/iRYLqKZdYA Thu Dec 04 12:49:22 +0000 2014
  • @Georgestownelf with coconuts Thu Dec 04 12:49:14 +0000 2014
  • This is why no one takes karate seriously anymore http://t.co/yHQUVlqryW #fb Thu Dec 04 12:39:02 +0000 2014
  • Reaching an elite college in the USA is not as hard as you might think http://t.co/vByrt8y6zs #fb Thu Dec 04 12:34:31 +0000 2014
  • Stevie Ray Vaughan with Lonnie Mack – as recommended by Stone Cold Steve Austin : http://t.co/R0M1ZEYtJV #fb Thu Dec 04 03:39:10 +0000 2014
  • If Blackberry only made phones that could run Android Wed Dec 03 19:49:15 +0000 2014
  • @DavidBilbert i think you live with one Wed Dec 03 19:46:39 +0000 2014
  • “I can’t kill a cow. I could kill fish, though, ’cause fish don’t have any eyebrows.” -Patrice O’Neal #fb Wed Dec 03 19:46:26 +0000 2014
  • Toronto, bitches #fb Wed Dec 03 16:41:53 +0000 2014
  • Boarding now. You people will have to wait till I land before basking again in the glory of my social media excellence #fb Wed Dec 03 15:23:37 +0000 2014
  • I cringe when I hear a Canadian (i.e., CBC) journalist pronounce “Twitter” with the hard T’s instead of the colloquial “twidder.” #fb Wed Dec 03 13:11:42 +0000 2014
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/f1eCFFZCqt #fb Wed Dec 03 12:31:47 +0000 2014
  • Looks like they’re learning about #JianGhomeshi in anatomy class http://t.co/TNwFrnLcpM Wed Dec 03 11:57:10 +0000 2014
  • #cats http://t.co/GTyBng24UR Wed Dec 03 11:55:34 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/m8NIiTjPve Wed Dec 03 11:53:32 +0000 2014
  • “I can almost always tell if a movie isn’t using real dinosaurs” #fb Wed Dec 03 11:44:10 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/RmhgzIJmNT Wed Dec 03 11:41:21 +0000 2014
  • And it’s about bloody time http://t.co/0XDjv8OoaP Wed Dec 03 11:17:18 +0000 2014
  • “12 Things about the Torture Report” https://t.co/VQiFmlDiWZ #fb Tue Dec 02 23:33:21 +0000 2014
  • save! http://t.co/iwT3nuA3zT Tue Dec 02 21:02:13 +0000 2014
  • So much this. The so-called “New Atheists” have an unexamined affinity for Old Empire https://t.co/f1zJokgBsd Tue Dec 02 20:58:24 +0000 2014
  • Note to self: never again have leftover Indian food before my student’s thesis defence #toileturgency #fb Tue Dec 02 14:56:01 +0000 2014
  • Now this took dedication http://t.co/FjFbSQyynG #fb Tue Dec 02 13:29:18 +0000 2014
  • Another deal! http://t.co/bjaAX2njTs Tue Dec 02 12:05:24 +0000 2014
  • Deal! http://t.co/27x9x7nw7O Tue Dec 02 12:04:57 +0000 2014
  • Recent Facebook Profile Pics http://t.co/fx9C4U15Ic Tue Dec 02 12:01:10 +0000 2014
  • uh…. what? http://t.co/dAoFUr3Knk Tue Dec 02 11:44:30 +0000 2014
  • This is what I did at the dinner party this past weekend http://t.co/JNqmewBLR1 Tue Dec 02 11:42:24 +0000 2014
  • RT @tacobeaster: Followed @DrOz because I find witchcraft amusing. Please, sell us some more magic herbs on your giant fake infomercial of … Tue Dec 02 11:39:23 +0000 2014
  • #Germany http://t.co/kl8zpTcluc Tue Dec 02 11:35:44 +0000 2014
  • @tacobeaster why do yo have a drawing of a geoduck? Tue Dec 02 11:15:46 +0000 2014
  • Educating Rural Health Workers in Africa http://t.co/70Q4ugOg38 Mon Dec 01 15:41:33 +0000 2014
  • You know that giddy feeling when a student brings you statistically significant results? I call it a publicationgasm #science #fb Mon Dec 01 14:27:25 +0000 2014
  • http://t.co/nI0bL6Ji51 Mon Dec 01 14:14:52 +0000 2014
  • “At least they tried” http://t.co/hootzNUUEM Mon Dec 01 14:12:58 +0000 2014
  • @tacobeaster your security camera feed Mon Dec 01 14:06:52 +0000 2014
  • RT @tacobeaster: Please get the flu shot. I would like herd immunity. K thx #publichealth Mon Dec 01 13:37:30 +0000 2014
  • @tacobeaster this is how you work out http://t.co/m9wZghPNDF Mon Dec 01 13:37:09 +0000 2014
  • Black Friday http://t.co/phMFbYA1Pq Mon Dec 01 12:56:07 +0000 2014
  • kyle http://t.co/bO7LZvB9RR Mon Dec 01 12:55:13 +0000 2014
  • Animated GIF of the day: if Bloodsport had been about a metal band… http://t.co/ysmq2LjfSB #fb Mon Dec 01 12:17:33 +0000 2014
  • First class travel back in the 70s… when price of a flight would mean mortgaging your home http://t.co/WbulVDnlCU #fb Mon Dec 01 12:02:15 +0000 2014
  • Drunk.rar http://t.co/S5B7CcEBpS Mon Dec 01 11:50:17 +0000 2014
  • The Queen of France http://t.co/Ma3TjX6pw3 Mon Dec 01 11:32:40 +0000 2014
  • French Fry http://t.co/eaXUMaioUY Mon Dec 01 11:31:38 +0000 2014
  • French Kiss http://t.co/CheiB04SLe Mon Dec 01 11:30:06 +0000 2014
  • Cool or weird? French campsite allows you to sleep in a bubble. http://t.co/tUH5EOAg6z #fb Mon Dec 01 11:26:02 +0000 2014
  • Inbox is at a miraculous 82. Time for bed! Mon Dec 01 05:11:36 +0000 2014
  • Family Planning Needs in Guatemala http://t.co/dx9t5XHGMe Mon Dec 01 01:52:14 +0000 2014
  • Reproductive Health for Young Kenyans http://t.co/qb3eSvxOpk Mon Dec 01 00:30:33 +0000 2014