Twitter Tweets from 1-1-15 to 1-31-15

Archived Twitter tweets from 2015-01-01 to 2015-01-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • One of the joys of being a professor is that if you wear a tie with your torn jeans and hoodie, you’re considered to be dressed up #fb Sat Jan 31 18:27:40 +0000 2015
  • “I’ll be wearing my overpants… which means I can be creative with my underpants.” -Me, planning my wardrobe for today’s extreme weather Sat Jan 31 15:32:56 +0000 2015
  • Check out #9 http://t.co/Dxz6LZHfSz #fb Sat Jan 31 06:12:34 +0000 2015
  • The 13 Most Historically Important Perverts of All Time: http://t.co/4bjKLdEy7R Sat Jan 31 06:08:46 +0000 2015
  • Mmm urethra balls http://t.co/QwA2cZOuP1 Fri Jan 30 22:25:55 +0000 2015
  • Yes: “An Odd Hypothesis About Bubbles Could Finally Lead to Nuclear Fusion” http://t.co/w48x8qIyaJ #fb Fri Jan 30 19:37:28 +0000 2015
  • The term “vaginal steam” is popping up in my twitter feed and it’s not even a pornographic reference. #fb Fri Jan 30 19:35:42 +0000 2015
  • RT @nicolecgiles: Met Guyana Election Chair & Cdn Dir for Carib Johanne Forest.Reinforced Cdn commit to free,fair & peaceful elections. htt… Fri Jan 30 19:34:30 +0000 2015
  • Interesting how the days in which nothing is officially scheduled are the days I barely have time to breathe #fb Fri Jan 30 19:33:47 +0000 2015
  • @Leniloo92 check your email. received a media request to respond to a paper about suicides in Greece. I think you’re better qualified Fri Jan 30 16:52:16 +0000 2015
  • Still don’t think we live in orwellian times? https://t.co/VWTP4LW5El #fb Fri Jan 30 16:46:26 +0000 2015
  • Men Are Raped Almost as Often as Women in America. We Need to Talk About This. http://t.co/BDBND3DCoZ via @slate Fri Jan 30 16:33:02 +0000 2015
  • “Cell phones are tracking devices that make phone calls.” -Jacob Appelbaum #fb Fri Jan 30 16:13:32 +0000 2015
  • Gandhi died 67 years ago today. Just sayin’. #fb Fri Jan 30 14:04:22 +0000 2015
  • RT @StripperGenius: “I ate a hot dog on wheat bread. Is that racist?” Fri Jan 30 05:20:45 +0000 2015
  • RT @StripperGenius: “When people ask me what I do, is it valid to tell them I work with retarded people?” Fri Jan 30 05:15:40 +0000 2015
  • RT @StripperGenius: Stripper: “I’m a dancer, not a stripper! You need to respect my career choice!” Bouncer: “Stop trying to impress me. I’… Fri Jan 30 05:15:17 +0000 2015
  • This only makes sense if they’re selling something they got for free http://t.co/oITXowMJlG Thu Jan 29 21:05:37 +0000 2015
  • I find myself jealous of my cousin who went to college in Louisiana… just because the cafeteria food must have been awesome! #fb Thu Jan 29 18:55:31 +0000 2015
  • I have lost track of how many students contacted me this week looking for a useful stats program that will run on a Mac. Silly students. Thu Jan 29 18:41:08 +0000 2015
  • I love how Chrome thinks Blackboard is an unsafe site http://t.co/nwYIQn3HPQ Thu Jan 29 18:39:44 +0000 2015
  • RT @chenoa_marie: @deonandan I saw kanye live. I think he might actually be a special needs kid. Thu Jan 29 18:34:23 +0000 2015
  • @chenoa_marie ha! Thu Jan 29 18:34:16 +0000 2015
  • Is India socialist and secular? http://t.co/X9PuqkNfLn Thu Jan 29 17:50:55 +0000 2015
  • Anytime I need a laugh, I look at this: it looks like Paul McCartney spending time with a special needs kid http://t.co/g7p2kUiYS3 Thu Jan 29 16:12:18 +0000 2015
  • Just did 5 sets of the Spider-man workout. It kicked my ass. http://t.co/LjBhzqJLi2 Thu Jan 29 15:10:29 +0000 2015
  • So is this describing the nature of the vegetables, or expressing one’s extreme disdain for said vegetables? http://t.co/IKZkz7DIls Thu Jan 29 15:05:04 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/IqV0lMYUUh Thu Jan 29 14:58:21 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/eBd5l3qcSy Thu Jan 29 14:57:58 +0000 2015
  • Well done, China. Well done. http://t.co/qyokQW5tNb Thu Jan 29 14:56:20 +0000 2015
  • Separated at Birth, part 81 http://t.co/8DYJZojceY Thu Jan 29 14:49:47 +0000 2015
  • “A glass of red wine is the equivalent to an hour at the gym”. Yeah, sure. http://t.co/kYWbXcphH8 Thu Jan 29 12:58:14 +0000 2015
  • Darmok and Jerak at Tenagra… http://t.co/LNRxMvgIbn Thu Jan 29 12:49:18 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/eHPRcyZw4u Thu Jan 29 12:47:18 +0000 2015
  • Free wifi in museums & galleries should also broadcast annoying screech in Mosquito frequency that only kids can hear http://t.co/uKxmAqYztM Thu Jan 29 12:46:49 +0000 2015
  • Tomorrow’s lecture written, several thesis drafts read & dissected, some papers started but still 20 letters & grants to write. Going to bed Thu Jan 29 05:26:55 +0000 2015
  • Now this is how you deface a textbook http://t.co/qyX8tHfGEi Thu Jan 29 05:16:36 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/oKiRY1pDOU Thu Jan 29 04:58:56 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/2JYabsyXXZ Thu Jan 29 04:57:59 +0000 2015
  • #StarWars http://t.co/wxAJDNiqdN Thu Jan 29 03:47:14 +0000 2015
  • @GlennCloseFC http://t.co/WDP9yrjJWU Thu Jan 29 03:45:29 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/tXO1AC5gl1 Thu Jan 29 03:42:40 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/XvMWHVyMfV Thu Jan 29 03:42:11 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/kMPUOgUjyY Thu Jan 29 03:41:23 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/QZAi6c9ms7 Thu Jan 29 02:22:40 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/2XK6mNKSkc Thu Jan 29 02:14:30 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/wryGVA5990 #fb Thu Jan 29 00:00:41 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/5lGMJCUJU1 Wed Jan 28 22:55:43 +0000 2015
  • “Bill Maher has to either stop booking half-bright libertarians who rhetorically roll his uninformed ass or he needs to start reading books” Wed Jan 28 18:43:38 +0000 2015
  • “Harris routinely fails to demonstrate the faintest capacity to reason.” Amen. I hate this douche. http://t.co/2MumfpkrK1 Wed Jan 28 18:35:51 +0000 2015
  • I think the Left of 2015 is starting to resemble the Right of 1955. #fb Wed Jan 28 18:34:30 +0000 2015
  • What I learned today: it is not wise to follow leg day with plyometrics day. #fb Wed Jan 28 17:05:39 +0000 2015
  • Please run again http://t.co/RuUF6IVk1y Wed Jan 28 15:01:12 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/n4xqTzX4gE Wed Jan 28 13:31:32 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/fk2LEO3AUy #fb Wed Jan 28 13:30:23 +0000 2015
  • Just mailed friend about authority abuses: “These assholes are unbelievable!” Then realized that sentence shouldn’t be quoted out of context Tue Jan 27 20:09:58 +0000 2015
  • Yes, those are in fact bits of my thumb in the chopped up vegetables. #fb Tue Jan 27 18:37:03 +0000 2015
  • “Sponsored” by my husband: Why it’s a problem that writers never talk about where their money comes from http://t.co/uelyYPFTeX via @Salon Tue Jan 27 18:35:00 +0000 2015
  • Okay, one of my students was working on a project relating to adherence to prescription drugs…. which one of you was it? Tue Jan 27 18:30:44 +0000 2015
  • Happiness is… a guest lecturer in my epi class! (Thanks, @ErinYiranLiu ) so I can get some work done! Tue Jan 27 16:02:52 +0000 2015
  • It begins already…. “Professor, is this on the exam?” Maybe it’s for your education. #fb Tue Jan 27 15:06:36 +0000 2015
  • That belongs in a museum! http://t.co/Ky5nfNbbtd Tue Jan 27 14:50:50 +0000 2015
  • Please run again http://t.co/xuiP3QNkZn Tue Jan 27 14:36:38 +0000 2015
  • Please run again http://t.co/s9TjyJTac1 Tue Jan 27 14:36:19 +0000 2015
  • Please run again http://t.co/t1BAyRGqH2 Tue Jan 27 14:35:54 +0000 2015
  • @caityjackson awwww, you learned something from me! Tue Jan 27 13:37:23 +0000 2015
  • “Nor’easter” sounds like a very specific anti-Christian movement #fb Tue Jan 27 03:19:10 +0000 2015
  • https://t.co/AbLf2Ipa0v Tue Jan 27 03:07:34 +0000 2015
  • Just lectured for 5.5 hours straight. Exhausted. #fb Tue Jan 27 01:01:36 +0000 2015
  • live thor-cam: http://t.co/Q54ake5PMD via @YouTube Mon Jan 26 23:19:08 +0000 2015
  • today http://t.co/UVPEpjjdo7 Mon Jan 26 16:25:18 +0000 2015
  • Hmmm, intredasting…. http://t.co/yd3RaqKfsw Mon Jan 26 15:44:45 +0000 2015
  • want http://t.co/TUU1MQnvik Mon Jan 26 14:42:02 +0000 2015
  • Inbox down to 77, 4 more reference letters written, 2 lectures prepared. And it’s only 4:AM! Sleeeeeeep… #fb Mon Jan 26 08:53:55 +0000 2015
  • I’ve always disliked the idiom “sea change”. But now that I know its Shakeapearean origins, I am forgiving 🙂 https://t.co/Mxd5cYoUOt #fb Mon Jan 26 05:34:53 +0000 2015
  • When did “disconnect” become a noun? Eww. #grammarnazi #fb Mon Jan 26 05:33:10 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/MEWEUrXdCw Mon Jan 26 04:46:48 +0000 2015
  • aliens on vacation http://t.co/5lh5Qg3btX Mon Jan 26 03:08:40 +0000 2015
  • Sleeping in the cold is good for you. http://t.co/qpcBc3AlnH Mon Jan 26 01:58:40 +0000 2015
  • You can now order physical copies of the @RISSIJHS student journal here: http://t.co/nRfPjuhnZh Sun Jan 25 22:27:37 +0000 2015
  • Turkish fisherman saves baby by using his mutant reflex powers https://t.co/LkMwxQO6dz Sun Jan 25 15:24:02 +0000 2015
  • (6 × 9) + (6 + 9) = 69 Sun Jan 25 14:12:26 +0000 2015
  • Today’s fun fact: A pizza that has radius “z” and height “a” has volume Pi × z × z × a. Sun Jan 25 14:11:25 +0000 2015
  • Doc, it’s me! I’m back from the futu…. http://t.co/J1U3M48lCP Sun Jan 25 14:04:41 +0000 2015
  • Another of the better comments from my student evaluations last semester http://t.co/ZQYP6EyjSO Sun Jan 25 13:50:07 +0000 2015
  • One of the more entertaining comments from my student evaluations last semester. http://t.co/ZyzOiq1CKg Sun Jan 25 13:48:54 +0000 2015
  • Student Evaluations, Fall 2014 http://t.co/vgJTftKFRV Sun Jan 25 13:46:13 +0000 2015
  • Ha. Heh. Heh heh. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! *Cough* *snort* Sigh. http://t.co/avWonCxp7T Sun Jan 25 13:23:11 +0000 2015
  • So this is real http://t.co/GplftD30BI Sun Jan 25 13:21:02 +0000 2015
  • Interesting historical photos http://t.co/4GySuH45pZ #fb Sun Jan 25 13:18:32 +0000 2015
  • This drove crazy when I was a kid. With this much toothpaste, you’d be foaming at the mouth like a rabid squirrel! http://t.co/wdA4DmilTy Sun Jan 25 13:06:13 +0000 2015
  • I don’t know why I watch Bill Maher anymore. Everyone on the show, Left and Right, makes me want to pull my hair out. #fb Sun Jan 25 04:34:23 +0000 2015
  • Makwan Amirkhani thinks he’s one of the Beatles. And he might be right. #UFCStockholm Sun Jan 25 04:12:16 +0000 2015
  • RT @FightersOnly: Amirkhani on bonus: ‘I’ve never had this much money. We have only two rooms in my house. My mum sleeps in the living room… Sun Jan 25 04:08:54 +0000 2015
  • RT @MMAFighting: Amirkhani said he’s never had $50,000. He lives with mother and sister. Only two rooms. Mom sleeps on a mat in living room. Sun Jan 25 04:08:32 +0000 2015
  • RT @Transition: Dear @ufc, Makwan Amirkhani is WINNING the #UFCStockholm post-fight press conference. Sun Jan 25 04:07:44 +0000 2015
  • Makwan Amirkhani is one charming SOB #ufcstockholm Sun Jan 25 04:06:52 +0000 2015
  • @techcyclists I was thinking the same thing Sun Jan 25 04:03:44 +0000 2015
  • @techcyclists I considered dq by fluke tornado, bit opted against choosing it Sun Jan 25 04:00:53 +0000 2015
  • Sad part is that @AlexTheMauler should have had @JonnyBones rematch months ago, and not forced to fight twice against killers #UFCStockholm Sun Jan 25 03:15:12 +0000 2015
  • Rumble vs Bader #UFCStockholm Sun Jan 25 03:02:09 +0000 2015
  • RT @Cathal_Sheerin: My reaction to @AlexTheMauler vs @Anthony_Rumble ! #UFCStockholm http://t.co/JxIyptcAvH Sun Jan 25 02:58:48 +0000 2015
  • Me, I’m waiting for the drug test results… #UFCStockholm Sun Jan 25 02:56:05 +0000 2015
  • RT @thugjitsumaster: ??WOW?? maybe he should’ve poked him is both eyes. ?? Congrats @Anthony_Rumble #UFCStockholm Sun Jan 25 02:54:05 +0000 2015
  • @TheRealAdil ah someone got the reference! Sun Jan 25 02:53:24 +0000 2015
  • Some white guy just got murdered in Sweden #UFCStockholm Sun Jan 25 02:52:47 +0000 2015
  • Mauler should grown a thicker beard #UFCStockholm Sun Jan 25 02:52:07 +0000 2015
  • I think I need to re-watch The Great White Hype #UFCStockholm Sun Jan 25 02:51:06 +0000 2015
  • well that fucks up a lot of plans #UFCStockholm Sun Jan 25 02:49:05 +0000 2015
  • eye poke. guess mauler learned something from the Jones fight #UFCStockholm Sun Jan 25 02:47:34 +0000 2015
  • suddenly I want to be Swedish #UFCStockholm Sun Jan 25 02:40:03 +0000 2015
  • When refs err on the side of safety, they should be commended #UFCStockholm Sun Jan 25 02:36:48 +0000 2015
  • Mauler deserves to be in an Old Spice commercial #UFCStockholm Sun Jan 25 02:35:05 +0000 2015
  • RT @derekWwyatt: Gustafsson needs to win this so he can beat Jon Jones (again), and become champ! #teamgus #UFCStockholm #UFConFOX Sun Jan 25 02:34:00 +0000 2015
  • It’s either going to be Mauler by unanimous decision, or Rumble by horrifying KO #UFCStockholm Sun Jan 25 02:31:44 +0000 2015
  • What I learned from MMA: the physique of a killer is the physique of a basketball player #UFCStockholm Sun Jan 25 02:30:22 +0000 2015
  • Now I want coldcuts #geico #UFCStockholm Sun Jan 25 02:28:58 +0000 2015
  • RT @PutinJimmer: Rogan acted like Hendo slipped on an in-ring banana peel or something. That was a flash knockout, for sure. #UFCStockholm Sun Jan 25 02:28:10 +0000 2015
  • good stoppage imho #UFCStockholm Sun Jan 25 02:21:22 +0000 2015
  • Darth Bader, these are not the rounds you’re looking for #UFCStockholm Sun Jan 25 01:49:50 +0000 2015
  • After the first round, the winner is… the dog, who got my full, undivided attention #boringfight #UFCStockholm Sun Jan 25 01:42:08 +0000 2015
  • RT @BxGhandi: Put two high level wrestlers in the ring, end up with a kick boxing match. Every time. #DavisvsBader #UFCStockholm Sun Jan 25 01:40:53 +0000 2015
  • I think @AlexTheMauler looks like how every hipster thinks and hopes he looks #UFCStockholm Sun Jan 25 01:38:18 +0000 2015
  • Rooting for @PhilMrWonderful only because the thought of another Bader-Jones fight bores me #UFCStockholm Sun Jan 25 01:36:37 +0000 2015
  • UK feed has boring commentary. I need @joerogan ‘s superlatives! #UFCStockholm Sun Jan 25 01:35:01 +0000 2015
  • Advantages of being colourblind http://t.co/bCI2npzwRB Sun Jan 25 00:22:31 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/NcOePHyp40 Sat Jan 24 23:12:43 +0000 2015
  • triage dinosaur offers sage perspective http://t.co/RApMMWVpdx Sat Jan 24 17:56:59 +0000 2015
  • One day murder will be a kind of installation art worthy of the Metropolitan Museum of Art. “MoMA, I just killed a man….” #fb Sat Jan 24 17:54:41 +0000 2015
  • Every day I feel even older. Funny how that works. http://t.co/YxJgyaOKxu Sat Jan 24 17:52:50 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/ZnzZaZmioV #fb Sat Jan 24 17:41:58 +0000 2015
  • Our epi grad school workshop is now over. But the video is archived here:http://t.co/rCYJEPSBbw Sat Jan 24 17:09:38 +0000 2015
  • @hscareers101 good question. he’s answering it now Sat Jan 24 16:20:24 +0000 2015
  • How to apply to epidemiology grad school youtube presentation is happening now… http://t.co/rCYJEPSBbw #fb Sat Jan 24 16:16:56 +0000 2015
  • Our workshop on how to apply to epidemiology grad school is live on youtube in 30 min: http://t.co/rCYJEPSBbw Sat Jan 24 15:33:39 +0000 2015
  • RT @hscareers101: Looking for some quick tips on applying to Epidemiology programs? Check this out https://t.co/5H1lr4F7ia – Starts at 11AM… Sat Jan 24 15:20:16 +0000 2015
  • Something that infuriates me about my profession: “It’s Only Good Science if the Message is Politically Correct” http://t.co/THejj3KCJI #fb Sat Jan 24 13:53:45 +0000 2015
  • Can you spot the rapist? I scored 70% http://t.co/dP4SLBVxq0 Sat Jan 24 13:43:27 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/tdtJkSZ6fj Sat Jan 24 13:15:25 +0000 2015
  • @Easby04 only to generous tippers Sat Jan 24 13:09:27 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/ycu2wbyLVw Sat Jan 24 13:09:16 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/7YfAMQBZi4 Sat Jan 24 13:05:12 +0000 2015
  • Huffy Letter Written By Titanic Survivor Sells For $12,000 http://t.co/vCALBGkgmo #fb Sat Jan 24 12:53:27 +0000 2015
  • The name “Bjork” sounds like a seal burping. Her music, too. Sat Jan 24 01:10:01 +0000 2015
  • “Total Eclipse of the Heart” was released 32 years ago. Wow. This is still the best version. http://t.co/JKIkVjOdDf Sat Jan 24 00:51:08 +0000 2015
  • The Picard Manoeuvre http://t.co/w5051erCSa Sat Jan 24 00:31:57 +0000 2015
  • Happiness is… Two enormous pots of chili. No you can’t come over. http://t.co/dsoz5oeeSm Fri Jan 23 23:03:01 +0000 2015
  • Sat Jan 24 at 11:AM @CSEBOttawa hosts live youtube event on How To Apply To Epidemiology Grad School http://t.co/Fx0I6CDxKV @csebsceb Fri Jan 23 21:49:10 +0000 2015
  • Public health management job in Windsor http://t.co/Y4kNV7kcup #fb Fri Jan 23 21:42:52 +0000 2015
  • test run with Liam: http://t.co/ynTdMsDxNA via @YouTube Fri Jan 23 21:42:25 +0000 2015
  • analyst job at Cancer Care Ontario in Toronto http://t.co/pMcdi1NQcG #fb Fri Jan 23 21:40:12 +0000 2015
  • Epidemiologist job at Cancer Care Ontario http://t.co/enrHdzYY0p #fb Fri Jan 23 21:39:45 +0000 2015
  • Epidemiologist job in Niagara region http://t.co/yEmsNKDYAm #fb Fri Jan 23 21:38:49 +0000 2015
  • Another Epidemiologist job in Toronto http://t.co/ZOMaX4csaW #fb Fri Jan 23 21:38:16 +0000 2015
  • Epidemiologist job in Toronto http://t.co/ZOMaX4csaW #fb Fri Jan 23 21:35:00 +0000 2015
  • Oh the feels…. http://t.co/n9tQ61OKf9 Fri Jan 23 21:03:41 +0000 2015
  • One of my bots just informed me that someone just searched for me on Bing. Yep, Bing. Who the f–k uses Bing? #fb Fri Jan 23 20:56:39 +0000 2015
  • A former student of mine just published a urology paper. His initials are PP and his co-author’s name is Bonert. This makes me smile. Fri Jan 23 17:52:17 +0000 2015
  • @Leniloo92 probably some Starbucks barista with a Greek name Fri Jan 23 17:36:10 +0000 2015
  • After a year of messing with Linux, I’ve switched my office computer back to Windows because… well, because MS-Office. Sigh. #fb Fri Jan 23 17:14:07 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/UmOd2xQH3l Fri Jan 23 13:51:41 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/F3wjTcVsBw Fri Jan 23 13:47:07 +0000 2015
  • che http://t.co/P3uiiZWmuH Fri Jan 23 13:44:29 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/g5YByfVpov Fri Jan 23 13:43:39 +0000 2015
  • Four beers later, I’m stumbling through the condo singing “Eye of the Tiger” #fb Fri Jan 23 05:28:14 +0000 2015
  • @philvadala @danawhite yep, same for #UFCStockholm Thu Jan 22 23:28:38 +0000 2015
  • “Due to broadcast restrictions, this video is not available within a UFC FIGHT PASS subscription”. Why did I buy Fight Pass? #UFCStockholm Thu Jan 22 23:20:04 +0000 2015
  • I’ve amazingly kept the inbox down to two digits all day! I deserve a beer. Or two. I’m going to get one NOW. #fb Thu Jan 22 22:42:32 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/jw4xj5liXO Thu Jan 22 21:29:35 +0000 2015
  • Bottom line: don’t be a soldier. Your employer will screw you and people you don’t know will try to kill you. http://t.co/IlBTwUqPGL #fb Thu Jan 22 18:52:14 +0000 2015
  • Sat Jan 31, I will be speaking about reproductive tourism in India for International Development Week. Details here: http://t.co/BKnQzN2yBe Thu Jan 22 17:46:45 +0000 2015
  • I find it interesting that Google Chrome thinks @uOttawa is an “unsafe site” #fb Thu Jan 22 17:32:39 +0000 2015
  • To my graduate students writing their theses…. this is NOT how it works! http://t.co/0PYGOu3Bel Thu Jan 22 16:06:20 +0000 2015
  • For those students defending their theses this semester…. http://t.co/seBDZNsylK Thu Jan 22 16:05:41 +0000 2015
  • Some students want to know why it’s taking me so long to edit the drafts of our joint papers. Well…. http://t.co/trg7uZ1vLE Thu Jan 22 16:04:44 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/63xHxc5QkD Thu Jan 22 14:16:42 +0000 2015
  • WTF is this? http://t.co/LPvDyneOUJ Thu Jan 22 14:14:22 +0000 2015
  • Okay, so this is a cool tattoo that I approve of http://t.co/tYrEujbj5h Thu Jan 22 14:10:10 +0000 2015
  • I’ve been answering emails and generally catching up on stuff for 9 straight hours. Inbox is only down to 83 🙁 #fb Thu Jan 22 14:02:16 +0000 2015
  • I just realized… all prostate exams are both digital and anal-ogue #fb Thu Jan 22 12:32:59 +0000 2015
  • I just realized that I get all my news from Facebook, Twitter, and The Daily Show. #fb Thu Jan 22 09:13:59 +0000 2015
  • For my fellow Guyanese peeps…. gilbaka curry: http://t.co/5et2on8G6A #fb Wed Jan 21 21:23:22 +0000 2015
  • US judge rules Sherlock Holmes and Watson are in the public domain. what about UK judges? http://t.co/rnCjYPXNzg Wed Jan 21 19:43:03 +0000 2015
  • How To Write Perfect Sentences No One Understands http://t.co/nRwFv8WIct #GrammarNazi Wed Jan 21 15:56:44 +0000 2015
  • E.T. was a perv; big head, no clothes, hiding in kids’ closets and fingering people. Wed Jan 21 13:23:15 +0000 2015
  • Dogs or fried chicken? http://t.co/sjSJJ4eLvm Wed Jan 21 13:15:13 +0000 2015
  • “Titanic” http://t.co/J0gqFSEeTd Wed Jan 21 13:13:51 +0000 2015
  • @niragoscar http://t.co/9EC87d6NbO Tue Jan 20 23:07:22 +0000 2015
  • @ErinYiranLiu or not enough carbs. check your email Tue Jan 20 19:45:35 +0000 2015
  • How can I eat half a chicken and still be hungry? #fb Tue Jan 20 19:39:02 +0000 2015
  • Media Relations position in Ottawa – https://t.co/yJd83pj290 Tue Jan 20 01:30:00 +0000 2015
  • @rondia wikipedia wouldn’t lie! Mon Jan 19 19:48:32 +0000 2015
  • Here’s a fun fact… Anne Frank, Barbara Walters and Martin Luther King Jr. were all born in the same year! #fb Mon Jan 19 19:46:14 +0000 2015
  • What I learned today… Samuel L. Jackson was an usher at Martin Luther King Jr.’s funeral #fb Mon Jan 19 19:43:14 +0000 2015
  • Once more, I made the mistake of reading the comments. Still, thank Zod for Chomsky, a braver man than I. http://t.co/SxJFke1u1X #fb Mon Jan 19 18:24:43 +0000 2015
  • You know what, I don’t mind product placement in movies if it means the ticket price gets reduced #fb Mon Jan 19 18:09:17 +0000 2015
  • @taylorrgalloway why thank ya, ma’am Mon Jan 19 18:04:20 +0000 2015
  • For those who asked me about VPN services, I’m enjoying Chrome’s free DotVPN add-on. So far works like a charm. #fb Mon Jan 19 15:40:31 +0000 2015
  • My textbook is in its 2nd week as an Amazon #1 bestseller http://t.co/FdhyuP2xJ1 http://t.co/AmOR411iza Mon Jan 19 15:02:01 +0000 2015
  • Look at these “genuine” faces of happiness. Even the toddlers know what’s at stake. http://t.co/IdcfqQjAag Mon Jan 19 14:41:24 +0000 2015
  • So… 3 of the 10 richest people in the world are owners of Walmart. Gross. http://t.co/MuAoIy9uFK #fb Mon Jan 19 08:17:24 +0000 2015
  • Looks like Dumbledore is about to eat some woman’s head #UFCBoston http://t.co/L1IkRAWpus Mon Jan 19 07:52:04 +0000 2015
  • Continuing the digitization of my old student journalism articles, here’s y 1988 visit to a Star Trek convention http://t.co/RkmVYsDZSH Mon Jan 19 07:48:22 +0000 2015
  • Look at all the movies the Commodore Pet appeared in! http://t.co/WwQijppMB0 Mon Jan 19 07:24:01 +0000 2015
  • Remembering the Commodore Pet, the beloved computer of my youth http://t.co/3STSCcGCuy Mon Jan 19 07:23:40 +0000 2015
  • Continuing to digitize my old student journalism experiences. Here’s a 1988 review of Patrick MacNee’s autiobiography http://t.co/IkWNHPZsux Mon Jan 19 07:04:35 +0000 2015
  • Frankie Edgar ia proof that talent alone does not make one a star. If he had @TheNotoriousMMA arrogance, he’d be getting the shot #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 05:31:14 +0000 2015
  • RT @patrickconnnor: Frankie Edgar is crying on the inside #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 05:29:38 +0000 2015
  • RT @Mr_Ghee_Wizz: Frankie sitting in the corner trying his best not to hate lol #UFCFightNight #UFCBoston http://t.co/Fa4KJ84H51 Mon Jan 19 05:28:48 +0000 2015
  • I want to travel into the future 20 yrs and hear @TheNotoriousMMA talk about his now completed career. What will the story be? #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 05:26:09 +0000 2015
  • Must suck for Aldo that now he’s the villain, Apollo Creed to McGregor’ Rocky, or Foreman to Ali #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 05:23:49 +0000 2015
  • RT @ray_spohn: I like how Aldo barely blinked in front of that madman. I think I will buy that fight. #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 05:22:36 +0000 2015
  • RT @ScollinCollin: “I said two minutes I ment two rounds”. Lol @TheNotoriousMMA #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 05:22:25 +0000 2015
  • Man, @TheNotoriousMMA is a master promoter #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 05:22:14 +0000 2015
  • RT @TommyToeHold: Conor just made every commercial for his title fight in the 30 seconds after beating Siver. #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 05:21:30 +0000 2015
  • I feel privileged to live in a time when MMA finds its Irish messiah #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 05:16:05 +0000 2015
  • RT @BloodyElbow: And there’s 2 minutes, does Siver get a secret character in UFC Unleashed now? #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 05:09:24 +0000 2015
  • What kind of a Russian German name is Dennis? Sounds more like a British sitcom name #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 05:03:10 +0000 2015
  • @katiew so does my girlfriend. Hence I’m sucking in my gut right now Mon Jan 19 05:01:44 +0000 2015
  • RT @andersac_67: Joe Rogan, telling us McGregor has only had 5 fights, then helpfully counting us from 1-5 to make sure we understand #UFCB… Mon Jan 19 05:01:10 +0000 2015
  • What’s that on @TheNotoriousMMA ‘s chest? Looks like a vivisected possum or a sliced pomegranate #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 05:00:36 +0000 2015
  • Gotta say, I love the way @TheNotoriousMMA moves. So complete, so athletic. #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 04:59:16 +0000 2015
  • RT @TommyToeHold: The mystique of the moment slightly ruined when in the silence of the song a fan yells into the microphone, “You smell th… Mon Jan 19 04:58:18 +0000 2015
  • @bigboywhat neither do I.. But I know half of them are just looking for new followers Mon Jan 19 04:57:36 +0000 2015
  • … Or Flight of the Valkyries #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 04:56:59 +0000 2015
  • Seems I’m not the first one disappointed that Siver didn’t come out to Rammstein #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 04:56:20 +0000 2015
  • RT @TommyToeHold: Siver. You have missed a great opportunity to come out to Du Hast. #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 04:55:45 +0000 2015
  • Well Dennis Siver’s walk in music is better than I expected #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 04:55:04 +0000 2015
  • Everytime I look at @TheNotoriousMMA i see Heath Ledger #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 04:54:29 +0000 2015
  • RT @JustRob90: There are alarms going off and kettles boiling all over Ireland right now. #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 04:53:05 +0000 2015
  • Seems the only “Irish” music broadcasters are aware of is the Dropkick Murphys #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 04:52:06 +0000 2015
  • Ever notice how half the people tweeting about UFC fights are female fitness models? Interesting. #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 04:49:43 +0000 2015
  • RT @MMARoasted: One Judge had Frankie Edgar losing that fight. #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 04:48:03 +0000 2015
  • I’m pulling for @TheNotoriousMMA because I enjoy the hype. But if he loses, I will laugh the way a giant asshole laughs #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 04:47:46 +0000 2015
  • @TheDaveRants @TommyToeHold is a former teacher? Oh dear. Mon Jan 19 04:46:21 +0000 2015
  • “Nick Diaz is that kind of trash talker that makes you rethink your life.” haha! #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 04:45:20 +0000 2015
  • Damn, that Aldo is a handsome man. Look, I’m straight. Really. #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 04:44:35 +0000 2015
  • Not happy with that decision. Judges suck tonight #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 04:42:25 +0000 2015
  • RT @ChimpingAintEZ: Waiting for the judges to give this to Pendred…. #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 04:41:46 +0000 2015
  • Another robbery! #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 04:40:55 +0000 2015
  • What I’ve learned from #UFCBoston is that I really want one of those KFC chicken pot pies Mon Jan 19 04:40:26 +0000 2015
  • RT @beets79: Henderson got toothpicks in his mouth again? #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 04:38:37 +0000 2015
  • RT @LVFightShop: Cerrone & Henderson should’ve worn WEC gloves just for old time’s sake. #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 04:38:18 +0000 2015
  • I’ve got bendo winning both rounds so far #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 04:33:28 +0000 2015
  • Did cowboy just tap his crotch? #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 04:24:49 +0000 2015
  • Ron stalling looks like ernie Hudson #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 03:59:30 +0000 2015
  • @jamielouachai mmmm eye meat…. Mon Jan 19 03:58:23 +0000 2015
  • Please @joerogan stop saying “very unique”! #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 03:05:05 +0000 2015
  • Wow. @danawhite ans @joerogan look alike #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 02:55:56 +0000 2015
  • Wow. Robbery. #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 02:55:08 +0000 2015
  • If pendred loses, luck of the Irish might be over. Better beware, McGregor #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 02:48:12 +0000 2015
  • RT @Worldmind: @UFCFightPass right well I don’t have cable, I’m at work I watch the fights on Fight Pass it’s what I pay for, so am I not g… Mon Jan 19 02:46:11 +0000 2015
  • RT @Worldmind: @UFCFightPass also that didn’t answer my question if this will be a onetime issue. or if I should expect blackouts ever even… Mon Jan 19 02:46:04 +0000 2015
  • @Worldmind OK thanks. Definitely the Android fight pass app not showing #UFCBoston main card Mon Jan 19 02:01:43 +0000 2015
  • Hmm. @joerogan I don’t think something can be “very unique”. It’s like being a “little pregnant” #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 01:40:56 +0000 2015
  • @Worldmind it says the main show is not on fight pass in Canada. I guess they don’t want to take away from Fox viewer numbers Mon Jan 19 01:39:58 +0000 2015
  • Patty Houlihan? Really? Irish O’Irish was taken? #UFCBoston Mon Jan 19 01:25:12 +0000 2015
  • I bought a fight pass subscription just to see #UFCBoston only to find it’s blacked out in Canada Mon Jan 19 01:23:17 +0000 2015
  • Well #ufn59 you’ve made me buy a fight pass subscription Sun Jan 18 23:47:47 +0000 2015
  • correct http://t.co/vBW7H73sUA Sun Jan 18 20:56:02 +0000 2015
  • And I bet they do crossfit, too. http://t.co/wd0S9AH9sq Sun Jan 18 20:54:22 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/MLL0GoMxME Sun Jan 18 20:53:22 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/8C5SK4Ia6N Sun Jan 18 20:36:22 +0000 2015
  • Watching “Man In The High Castle”, was shocked to see how much one of my favourite actors, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, had aged. #fb Sun Jan 18 19:18:04 +0000 2015
  • “The Man in the High Castle” episode 1: a solid A– #fb Sun Jan 18 18:39:28 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/UuQGVd3Icw #fb Sun Jan 18 17:09:14 +0000 2015
  • Who you calling coloured? http://t.co/pvr7lT3i19 Sun Jan 18 17:01:30 +0000 2015
  • Not surprising this irony is lost on the Faux News set. But saddening it’s also lost on the Bill Mahers of the world. http://t.co/USxSGuoZDQ Sun Jan 18 07:46:14 +0000 2015
  • Ahhh,the lovely Yvonne Craig https://t.co/T7JXpLtqKU Sun Jan 18 06:56:44 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/cDTplOkfDR #batgirl #fb Sun Jan 18 06:54:37 +0000 2015
  • Holy crap, the latest episode of Real Time With Bill Maher was one steaming cauldron of guileless racism #fb Sun Jan 18 01:26:18 +0000 2015
  • Why is @billmaher pontificating about the flu about the flu vaccine? I thought he believed in science trumping religion? Sun Jan 18 01:19:48 +0000 2015
  • Wait.. the hot chick playing Morgan LeFay in “The Librarians” was also the annoying kid playing Alia in David Lynch’s “Dune”? Whoa. Sat Jan 17 23:13:18 +0000 2015
  • Proposal Writer position in New York https://t.co/Zcu9hfg6am Sat Jan 17 21:17:57 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/z0nMARZgtr Sat Jan 17 20:25:39 +0000 2015
  • Research Coordinator position at St Mike’s Hospital in Toronto http://t.co/rp8qc9Sp3L #fb Sat Jan 17 18:01:21 +0000 2015
  • Epidemiologist position in Windsor http://t.co/jjvO39LPQN #fb Sat Jan 17 18:00:49 +0000 2015
  • My phone keeps Autocorrecting “none” to “nine”. That’s a big problem when I talking about test or analysis results! #fb Sat Jan 17 17:51:53 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/zgEzUdDdpd Fri Jan 16 19:41:38 +0000 2015
  • Every girl on social media http://t.co/joQR5yAnmn Fri Jan 16 19:38:11 +0000 2015
  • Readers in the US can get a discounted copy of the Kindle version of my epidemiology textbook until tomorrow http://t.co/vr1MC5UbWe Fri Jan 16 19:08:23 +0000 2015
  • Latest issue of the @RISSIJHS journal! http://t.co/pkoUYSDImI Fri Jan 16 19:00:03 +0000 2015
  • @Leniloo92 we’ve lost you Fri Jan 16 18:47:09 +0000 2015
  • @Leniloo92 hosting a game of “Call of Cthulhu” tonight…. this one set in San Francisco Fri Jan 16 17:47:54 +0000 2015
  • Senior Advisor position with @CADTH_ACMTS in Ottawa: http://t.co/0wUo7guI0S #fb Fri Jan 16 17:41:44 +0000 2015
  • Pretty good Manitoba job for a PhD in Epidemiology http://t.co/iDoz6XOQ13 #fb Fri Jan 16 17:41:01 +0000 2015
  • My sleep now monitored via fitbit, averaging 5 hrs/night, amazingly. Last night, I was back to my regular performance http://t.co/DImjffhZbB Fri Jan 16 17:13:29 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/W5wxWgVQNn #fb Fri Jan 16 15:18:19 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/FiepDzbIw4 Fri Jan 16 14:32:46 +0000 2015
  • ha http://t.co/6z5uxZ653q Fri Jan 16 08:09:11 +0000 2015
  • I know they’re made of pus, sewage and rat assholes. But, damn, I’m craving a hot dog right now. #fb Fri Jan 16 07:39:53 +0000 2015
  • I don’t know where to find this, but I want it. Now. http://t.co/WR2Um4uscq Fri Jan 16 05:35:24 +0000 2015
  • I don’t know what this is, but I want it http://t.co/Al11Qx42Fo Fri Jan 16 05:18:57 +0000 2015
  • Mr Afternoon T http://t.co/WiJjI9Vl4Z Fri Jan 16 04:49:53 +0000 2015
  • Congrats Bill Maher, you’re now hold the same opinions as nutbar Jeanine Pirro Fri Jan 16 04:45:09 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/CGWkuuip9a Fri Jan 16 03:49:43 +0000 2015
  • yeah, baby http://t.co/IQJqf3OBlj Fri Jan 16 02:52:33 +0000 2015
  • We’re #1… Again! http://t.co/zCqJTUvq5d Fri Jan 16 01:42:16 +0000 2015
  • @scowlyguy and bits of my internal organs Fri Jan 16 00:56:33 +0000 2015
  • So my textbook is being sold in Mexico for…. $610 ????? http://t.co/6o6tbc7oDu Fri Jan 16 00:44:11 +0000 2015
  • Once again, my textbook “Nothing To Do With Skin” is a #1 Amazon bestseller! http://t.co/FdhyuP2xJ1 http://t.co/Vs5Oqc5XiB Fri Jan 16 00:30:32 +0000 2015
  • You know, it would be great if computers could standardize which keys to hit to enter the BIOS menu. It shouldn’t be a guessing game. #fb Thu Jan 15 18:28:18 +0000 2015
  • Latest gift from a former student http://t.co/mAVEmYU6qS Thu Jan 15 17:54:01 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert your lies make baby Jesus cry Thu Jan 15 17:27:35 +0000 2015
  • Now this would be an entertaining movie http://t.co/I8EBMSDWvi #fb Thu Jan 15 17:27:01 +0000 2015
  • Separated at Birth, part 80 http://t.co/2hmWkoaKgS Thu Jan 15 16:48:41 +0000 2015
  • HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! https://t.co/DNPHdbFVfI Thu Jan 15 16:41:31 +0000 2015
  • It’s “the reason THAT”, not “the reason WHY.” I’m looking at you, Globe&Mail #grammarnazi #fb Thu Jan 15 16:34:19 +0000 2015
  • Happiness is.. Realizing the 12:00 meeting you’re late for is actually at 1:00 #fb Thu Jan 15 16:29:16 +0000 2015
  • “free speech” https://t.co/AwvVhAbLxc Thu Jan 15 16:19:17 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/fm5lvLnlvc Thu Jan 15 15:46:49 +0000 2015
  • Fact #1: it is orbited by cling-ons http://t.co/SYgxIHVq1I Thu Jan 15 14:46:16 +0000 2015
  • do they bite? http://t.co/lVIQmGto4X Thu Jan 15 14:45:25 +0000 2015
  • Inbox down to a mere 69 and it’s only 3:AM. I will reward myself with some actual sleep…. #fb Thu Jan 15 08:02:30 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/DCGI02VHsF Thu Jan 15 07:37:45 +0000 2015
  • @thatsdipdave well i already crashed my scooter. don’t want to crash this, too Thu Jan 15 04:28:13 +0000 2015
  • A dog rides the bus. Soon he will be driving it. http://t.co/vdRTztfYWf #fb Thu Jan 15 03:51:58 +0000 2015
  • Two body builders argue on the internet about how many days are in the week http://t.co/4Q0nZ0N4wZ Thu Jan 15 03:04:19 +0000 2015
  • The Katha Indian fiction contest (that I used to judge some years ago) is back, deadline March 31. https://t.co/t3T8GWirEm #fb Thu Jan 15 01:32:53 +0000 2015
  • summer has arrived on Mars! Today’s low is -71.0C and its high -4.0C Thu Jan 15 01:31:30 +0000 2015
  • RIP Robert Kinoshita http://t.co/3pw3KeP7h5 #fb Thu Jan 15 01:09:07 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert dude, old news Wed Jan 14 03:38:52 +0000 2015
  • Getting ready to play this later this week #CallofCthulhu http://t.co/232bS46lKp Tue Jan 13 22:47:00 +0000 2015
  • So I went to the wrong classroom today: 200 2nd yr bio students. We stared at each other while I struggled to find a dignified way to leave. Tue Jan 13 22:14:59 +0000 2015
  • first lecture of the semester done! #fb Tue Jan 13 22:11:10 +0000 2015
  • Things I learned today: Wombats have cubic poop https://t.co/9x71tU4PcV Tue Jan 13 19:24:34 +0000 2015
  • Intanjible Books http://t.co/sEKQrh30IK Tue Jan 13 19:04:40 +0000 2015
  • Dear Royal Bank of Canada: I’m already a client. Why is your telemarketing department still cold-calling me trying to sell me shit? #fb Tue Jan 13 18:33:58 +0000 2015
  • Billy Joel or Annakin Skywalker? http://t.co/90srwri2j2 Tue Jan 13 17:46:34 +0000 2015
  • Don’t look http://t.co/ezmn4lGrxS Tue Jan 13 17:41:40 +0000 2015
  • Napcabs: this is a great idea in theory. I wish they were placed not so conspicuously, and with a shower. https://t.co/FsHLyTLSZ9 #fb Tue Jan 13 17:35:58 +0000 2015
  • #science http://t.co/rImoj4tasf Tue Jan 13 17:02:43 +0000 2015
  • #sigh http://t.co/iHtqr5KjXv Tue Jan 13 15:51:38 +0000 2015
  • #jesus http://t.co/M42tWKphV7 Tue Jan 13 15:51:12 +0000 2015
  • Best @dc_mma @JonnyBones GIF http://t.co/bt9OFJYV8g Tue Jan 13 15:30:17 +0000 2015
  • Ammo just leave this here. http://t.co/W6aCm2KSmS Tue Jan 13 14:52:50 +0000 2015
  • Didn’t realize James Blunt was so cool http://t.co/t8U1T4CMKK Tue Jan 13 14:29:11 +0000 2015
  • One of the many reasons I sort of admire James Blunt http://t.co/AW55FYwih9 #fb Tue Jan 13 05:16:42 +0000 2015
  • I dont know what’s going on anymore http://t.co/0RShHoDfBJ Tue Jan 13 04:55:49 +0000 2015
  • This shit must end http://t.co/kGWF083xUU Tue Jan 13 04:52:14 +0000 2015
  • yes…. “massage” http://t.co/0V2BFK5dyp Tue Jan 13 04:51:41 +0000 2015
  • One syllable too many http://t.co/cfYJZhz0ab Mon Jan 12 21:49:52 +0000 2015
  • Apparently they’re called “cans” in the deep south. A circumcision is a can-opener. http://t.co/ZUlQ7JBXcI Mon Jan 12 21:44:06 +0000 2015
  • Fat shaming? http://t.co/w5ip4lLvin Mon Jan 12 21:39:19 +0000 2015
  • AUUUUGH!! http://t.co/fzTPxDsYem Mon Jan 12 21:34:58 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/cK82NgHUaK Mon Jan 12 21:34:04 +0000 2015
  • “men” http://t.co/sUCrsILYEX Mon Jan 12 21:23:19 +0000 2015
  • Business casual Hulk http://t.co/25nh8lpPH4 Mon Jan 12 21:22:30 +0000 2015
  • What don’t people understand about quotation marks? They’re not that difficult to use properly! http://t.co/XZStoGT6NJ Mon Jan 12 19:45:09 +0000 2015
  • “fresh” http://t.co/B9gkpYKJBz Mon Jan 12 19:43:48 +0000 2015
  • “safe” and “comfortable” http://t.co/G2Usqff6Zn Mon Jan 12 19:38:47 +0000 2015
  • “Dianne Feinstein, Strong Advocate of Leak Prosecutions, Demands Immunity For David Petraeus” https://t.co/MvHBbpuYzX #fb Mon Jan 12 15:23:48 +0000 2015
  • How fights get started http://t.co/eCguSF4Hro Mon Jan 12 15:08:53 +0000 2015
  • Twitter Tweets from 2014-12-01 to 2014-12-31 http://t.co/IEuiJPUd9C Mon Jan 12 12:38:41 +0000 2015
  • Epidemiologist Job in Thunder Bay https://t.co/qUnBdnry4f Mon Jan 12 12:24:38 +0000 2015
  • “high solar activity in a person’s birth year was correlated with a five-year reduction in lifespan” http://t.co/IL4Hk6QyUP #fb Mon Jan 12 12:14:11 +0000 2015
  • As everyone knows, you can only enter the Stargate from one end http://t.co/b6uhMqBbxD Mon Jan 12 12:13:12 +0000 2015
  • #science http://t.co/qNnJThIIdi Mon Jan 12 12:09:22 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/856GomAp3o Mon Jan 12 12:08:34 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/5IQObcRvt3 Mon Jan 12 12:08:26 +0000 2015
  • In 2014, my Youtube channel earned me a grand total of $25.81. Whoohoo! #fb Mon Jan 12 11:36:37 +0000 2015
  • A two week FREE online course about Ebola: http://t.co/wuYG8qbV6W #fb Mon Jan 12 11:13:25 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day: the corgi chiropractor http://t.co/Wx0OGUjC5L #fb Mon Jan 12 09:18:05 +0000 2015
  • Google this: Exp(-((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2/1000) + exp(-((x+4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2/1000) Mon Jan 12 09:13:36 +0000 2015
  • Mythbusters just isn’t the same without the B team #fb Mon Jan 12 05:58:40 +0000 2015
  • How To Write A Letter of Intent (for Graduate School) http://t.co/iffEMxhXC1 Mon Jan 12 04:23:41 +0000 2015
  • Fascinating photos of freed slaves during the US Civil War http://t.co/zpI3aYpvZQ Sun Jan 11 20:55:34 +0000 2015
  • “Heft originally received a B- for the project.” https://t.co/e3lfoC9bfF #fb Sun Jan 11 20:27:47 +0000 2015
  • #metaphor http://t.co/l6FbUoyjLu Sun Jan 11 20:26:50 +0000 2015
  • I wonder if @correlation and @causation are the same account Sun Jan 11 19:59:48 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots fyi http://t.co/HSl8Lqcr7o Sun Jan 11 19:53:37 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/hvpIDefjl1 Sun Jan 11 19:37:30 +0000 2015
  • Today’s fun fact: the dinosaurs died out 65 million yrs ago, but were around for 166 million yrs. H. Sapiens have existed for about 200K yrs Sun Jan 11 19:36:22 +0000 2015
  • Things I learned today: the last US Civil War widow died in 2003 #fb Sun Jan 11 19:32:42 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/mVG1izvOAV #fb Sun Jan 11 19:28:46 +0000 2015
  • Apparently @effect does not follow @cause #wishidthoughtofthisjokeinsteadofstealingit Sun Jan 11 19:26:17 +0000 2015
  • Director of International Research job for MPH grad https://t.co/MsbyZhXWBS Sun Jan 11 17:59:52 +0000 2015
  • #GoT http://t.co/w7210MzGHc Sun Jan 11 17:02:24 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Die2bmYIJN Sun Jan 11 17:01:23 +0000 2015
  • Nice to see I’m not the only one who misses Stargate SG-1 http://t.co/QGPdGIbIlX Sun Jan 11 16:55:31 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Lg5MTv1tF8 Sun Jan 11 16:43:13 +0000 2015
  • science http://t.co/0KdAuyaCgg Sun Jan 11 16:41:46 +0000 2015
  • #abba http://t.co/IdTNcHIM2N Sun Jan 11 16:39:25 +0000 2015
  • RT @RedParrots: @History_Pics: Captain Kirk and his Jupiter 8, 1965. http://t.co/8dtnq892Jw https://t.co/ulYVbjUITR cc @deonandan Sun Jan 11 16:38:32 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/eDK4HQCqgU Sun Jan 11 07:23:47 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Ui8JUnsKAi Sun Jan 11 07:22:57 +0000 2015
  • Hell. Napoleon was taller than me. #fb Sat Jan 10 22:19:52 +0000 2015
  • Return of the DPL http://t.co/bjjuI1ChmC Sat Jan 10 21:46:35 +0000 2015
  • hipster dinosaur http://t.co/A7tWqZgnMe Sat Jan 10 21:04:45 +0000 2015
  • Yep, it’s pretty damn cold in Ottawa http://t.co/6QxHPpqnV3 Sat Jan 10 21:01:07 +0000 2015
  • I will never understand why insanely wealthy people feel the need to marry http://t.co/s1StiwSRcx #fb Sat Jan 10 20:10:39 +0000 2015
  • Pour yourself a glass of cognac, put on the bathrobe, turn off the phone, lock the door, and enjoy http://t.co/vaBIkZ5w32 Sat Jan 10 20:01:07 +0000 2015
  • cat logic http://t.co/RpCNVVZJPx Sat Jan 10 19:54:25 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Pp7Bgryq76 Sat Jan 10 19:53:44 +0000 2015
  • Overheard snippet between two female medical students: “I remember the exact moment I became gay…” #fb Sat Jan 10 17:27:38 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/RqSETYHvgd Sat Jan 10 15:46:23 +0000 2015
  • ST:TNG deleted scenes from the Klingon homeworld http://t.co/5CTOy6RvUl Sat Jan 10 12:15:42 +0000 2015
  • Call for systematic reviews in Global Health, for International Journal of Public Health http://t.co/jI6utZsGTw Sat Jan 10 12:09:43 +0000 2015
  • peter http://t.co/A34RICPPQe Sat Jan 10 12:01:16 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/WSdgUYIXAf Sat Jan 10 12:00:49 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/xrCwa6Cojj Sat Jan 10 03:47:57 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/wKJjGToGID Sat Jan 10 03:47:32 +0000 2015
  • skill http://t.co/vMguBz77aZ Sat Jan 10 03:35:25 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/Cq5YQCiIa3 #fb Sat Jan 10 03:33:48 +0000 2015
  • Well… this is awkward http://t.co/Dhz3xHQGiW #fb Sat Jan 10 02:50:16 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/UvZFPQkVO3 Fri Jan 09 22:54:24 +0000 2015
  • #LOTRnerd http://t.co/Yb0fIeLY4t Fri Jan 09 22:53:10 +0000 2015
  • Shut up, it’s funny http://t.co/QtNhq3li6h Fri Jan 09 18:48:31 +0000 2015
  • Dogs vs cats http://t.co/k5Zroiy5rP Fri Jan 09 10:22:51 +0000 2015
  • Do chefs go out of their way to be cruel and torturous to animals? http://t.co/DZgw37xehD #fb Fri Jan 09 10:18:31 +0000 2015
  • Foie Gras Is For Assholes http://t.co/4VSJjAsjTf #fb Fri Jan 09 10:14:49 +0000 2015
  • Most of my blog visitors from Canada & USA. But most of my ad revenue from Australia & India. Time to start selling curry-flavoured vegemite Fri Jan 09 10:09:38 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/WRxtlM9jrc Fri Jan 09 09:50:26 +0000 2015
  • “Proof That Every Country Song Still Sounded the Same in 2014” http://t.co/UjBM7TSAOi #fb Fri Jan 09 01:51:55 +0000 2015
  • I’ve been in my first class train seat for 20 min now and no one has offered me a drink yet. I’m spoiled and frustrated and sober. #fb Thu Jan 08 21:34:31 +0000 2015
  • On a crowded train, why does the dumbest person have the loudest voice? #fb Thu Jan 08 21:24:22 +0000 2015
  • I sort of expect all Clint Eastwood movies to have a scene where the protagonist has a conversation with an empty chair #fb Thu Jan 08 17:23:12 +0000 2015
  • How Clint Eastwood Ignores History in ‘American Sniper’. I for one won’t be watching this bit of war porn. http://t.co/g91ufRA4zC #fb Thu Jan 08 17:18:54 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Xh16d7vF6x Thu Jan 08 05:38:57 +0000 2015
  • Continuing to digitize my student journalism experiences, here’s my review of 1990s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie http://t.co/xiyrubZQvp Thu Jan 08 03:43:19 +0000 2015
  • Continuing to digitize my old student journalism articles. From 1989: “Remembrances Of Scooby Doos Past” http://t.co/5naf6JGcmP Thu Jan 08 03:28:17 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/N7eKqyXyZb Thu Jan 08 02:25:39 +0000 2015
  • First week of the year and I’ve already written 24 letters of recommendation. I may get creative and use words like shiznit and fantabulous Wed Jan 07 21:32:37 +0000 2015
  • “Any”? http://t.co/Rp5mAy8LcQ Wed Jan 07 21:29:11 +0000 2015
  • There are only two reasons to ever answer my phone: (1) it’s my mother, (2) it’s my condo’s front door. Otherwise, it’s spam. Always. #fb Wed Jan 07 20:34:50 +0000 2015
  • I don’t get how any North American university in 2015 can still require referees to physically mail in their letters of recommendation #fb Wed Jan 07 20:17:13 +0000 2015
  • RT @yayayarndiva: Given the events in France, a US news story about #NAACPBombing will get buried Wed Jan 07 20:03:39 +0000 2015
  • RT @CecileRichards: Thankful no one was hurt in the #NAACPBombing & grateful to the @NAACP for their steadfast commitment to organizing & c… Wed Jan 07 20:03:13 +0000 2015
  • RT @occupythemob: Anyone else pissed they found out about the #NAACPBombing on twitter. And not from ANY of the 24 news outlets? Wed Jan 07 20:01:32 +0000 2015
  • RT @MarcusUntrell: WOW! I can’t believe I had to find out about the #NAACPBombing here on twitter! From what I see, it’s getting no coverag… Wed Jan 07 20:01:11 +0000 2015
  • The terrorism no one is talking about http://t.co/gfD1Gcq18k #NAACPBombing Wed Jan 07 20:01:01 +0000 2015
  • A doorless village in India http://t.co/xmOZ8shVt7 #fb Wed Jan 07 18:26:27 +0000 2015
  • Inbox dipped below 80. Time for bed! Mind you, it’s already past 6AM. sigh. #fb Wed Jan 07 11:16:06 +0000 2015
  • My very first bit of student journalism at age 20 in 1987: a review of the pilot ep of Star Trek: The Next Generation http://t.co/yNXLHXqVb5 Wed Jan 07 10:57:23 +0000 2015
  • @UofT students will launch a space ship, something I pitched to @uOttawa 6 yrs ago & was laughed at. Well, well. http://t.co/hRuNaiITuA Wed Jan 07 10:42:26 +0000 2015
  • That’s what I say http://t.co/2TX0mE6Te3 Wed Jan 07 08:28:52 +0000 2015
  • Looks like she’ll be hungry for another one in a couple of hours http://t.co/5FXNQj4vXO Wed Jan 07 08:05:24 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Rgv8qHzk3l Wed Jan 07 07:18:41 +0000 2015
  • Dear universities providing forms to be filled out for students’ references: why do you require ME to fill in YOUR address? #fb #wastemytime Wed Jan 07 07:07:33 +0000 2015
  • for the hipster perv in all of our lives http://t.co/ccuKvdDPaZ Wed Jan 07 06:23:19 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/qmvrSn95Mc Wed Jan 07 06:14:23 +0000 2015
  • Gary’s a popular guy http://t.co/G8RUKnx4e4 Wed Jan 07 06:13:43 +0000 2015
  • heh heh http://t.co/7p32MEur0R Wed Jan 07 06:07:37 +0000 2015
  • RT @benfowlkesMMA: Kind of incredible that of all the controversies in Jon Jones’ career, a failed drug test is the one with fewest officia… Wed Jan 07 02:15:04 +0000 2015
  • RT @MMARoasted: Jon Jones is now considering going to Bellator since their President is a Coker. Wed Jan 07 02:14:57 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/lZ0lzOHv0A Wed Jan 07 01:12:09 +0000 2015
  • Kember! Ha! http://t.co/cB47UoLzRK Wed Jan 07 01:11:02 +0000 2015
  • yolo http://t.co/1HW94iXq2h Wed Jan 07 01:10:04 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/Z9lSASZp2l #fb Wed Jan 07 00:46:05 +0000 2015
  • oh Wed Jan 07 00:33:58 +0000 2015
  • I may have to read this book http://t.co/Sk3tTmHcQF #JohnnyDepp #riverphoenix http://t.co/sIxFXId4iF Tue Jan 06 22:11:45 +0000 2015
  • “I’m an avid reader, but not much of a pronounker.” #fb Tue Jan 06 18:36:51 +0000 2015
  • Fabricio Verdum sort of looks like Obama here https://t.co/61yBf7fzMu Mon Jan 05 23:49:14 +0000 2015
  • Bratislatva sounds edible #fb Mon Jan 05 23:39:52 +0000 2015
  • Who could this possibly be??? http://t.co/fYUswpCswp Mon Jan 05 23:37:55 +0000 2015
  • #fail http://t.co/mFfQtJqOMi Mon Jan 05 23:37:01 +0000 2015
  • Wow. Just…. wow. http://t.co/r2VZigNI3x Mon Jan 05 23:35:50 +0000 2015
  • Well written, interesting article about being black in Eastern Europe http://t.co/tqcQn5n5Io Mon Jan 05 22:50:49 +0000 2015
  • @Gertrude_O or you can send me the address via the private contact portal on my website (http://t.co/2h3HHOJRPs) Mon Jan 05 21:27:27 +0000 2015
  • @Gertrude_O done Mon Jan 05 21:26:40 +0000 2015
  • Giant ancient armadillos were responsible for giving us the avocado! http://t.co/vLy8JlBhqQ #fb Mon Jan 05 20:36:48 +0000 2015
  • Asshole messiah http://t.co/rzRmnSHqKQ Mon Jan 05 20:10:14 +0000 2015
  • So someone just emailed me to thank me for being such an enormous positive influence on their life… and I have no idea who this person is. Mon Jan 05 20:06:03 +0000 2015
  • Things That Make Me Dumb(er) http://t.co/RtpkDwVUNo Mon Jan 05 20:02:25 +0000 2015
  • Because everything on Japanese TV is fucking weird https://t.co/cc8UeL1ds9 Mon Jan 05 19:50:40 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/XdRJKqSiKA #fb Mon Jan 05 19:48:50 +0000 2015
  • How to break a cat: Put a butterfly on its paw. http://t.co/tVNwfKgHay via @9GAG Mon Jan 05 19:40:13 +0000 2015
  • chivalry http://t.co/rlbBIkgTnj Mon Jan 05 19:38:08 +0000 2015
  • Everyone in Metropolis is dumb http://t.co/8LZtjEt2lm Mon Jan 05 19:33:33 +0000 2015
  • Strangle Me Elmo http://t.co/tkeNZ18nyG Mon Jan 05 19:27:44 +0000 2015
  • Big Ears Teddy? http://t.co/NaZ2o36Hr2 Mon Jan 05 19:27:10 +0000 2015
  • No. no no no. http://t.co/w7uEzjuowO Mon Jan 05 18:36:26 +0000 2015
  • Endless backlogged emails and 12 reference letters later, inbox is under 100 and I can go to bed. Oh, and it’s 6:30AM. Sigh. #fb Mon Jan 05 11:24:59 +0000 2015
  • Okay, my 2015 resolution is not to read ANY comments on youtube, IMDB, or any MMA site #fb Mon Jan 05 05:55:41 +0000 2015
  • So, do anything stupid today? Me, I just poured chocolate milk into my tea. #fb Mon Jan 05 05:44:03 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/SBbZNIijWJ Mon Jan 05 03:28:16 +0000 2015
  • What would you do? https://t.co/aY06rx97nD Mon Jan 05 03:05:03 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/nFmx1Blwth Mon Jan 05 02:57:18 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/fIA05JOXAC Mon Jan 05 02:55:54 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/rVm3n7t3uw Mon Jan 05 02:54:21 +0000 2015
  • my life http://t.co/x79TxoJ4ck Mon Jan 05 02:50:05 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/8u7EsSXHQL Mon Jan 05 02:48:52 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/uGMRhZky5s Mon Jan 05 02:48:07 +0000 2015
  • RT @peachesanscream: You’ve seen nothing until you’ve seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon: http://t.co/gfk… Mon Jan 05 02:43:20 +0000 2015
  • RT @Twitflup: Who you gonna call? http://t.co/ew4ueixiKm Mon Jan 05 02:42:29 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/d6NXDYDsui Mon Jan 05 02:41:43 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/QBwzAYF2yz Mon Jan 05 02:40:10 +0000 2015
  • “My office password’s been hacked. That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat.” -@liz_buckley #fb Mon Jan 05 02:39:17 +0000 2015
  • “How to cook the perfect amount of pasta: 1. Pour out how much you think you need 2. Wrong.” -@PFPTMillsy #fb Mon Jan 05 02:36:47 +0000 2015
  • “So many pigs seem to die while eating an apple.” -@ActingAnEejit #fb Mon Jan 05 02:36:18 +0000 2015
  • “I’m starting to think that the Facebook status update I liked has had absolutely no influence on Government policy at all.” -@RogerQuimbly Mon Jan 05 02:35:24 +0000 2015
  • “Isn’t it strange – when you’re single, all you see is couple and when you’re part of a couple, all you see are hookers.” -Jim Gaffigan #fb Mon Jan 05 02:33:04 +0000 2015
  • A post-racial America, my ass http://t.co/CIbZupaXCn Sun Jan 04 22:20:15 +0000 2015
  • The all-time top search terms driving traffic to my blog: Yuri Gagarin, Real Women, Funny Haircuts, The Goonies. #sigh Sun Jan 04 21:45:40 +0000 2015
  • According to analytics, the top search term driving traffic to my blog in 2014 was…. “boobies” #sigh #fb Sun Jan 04 21:36:01 +0000 2015
  • Recent Facebook Profile Pics http://t.co/2tJP9vRtVz Sun Jan 04 21:30:13 +0000 2015
  • Recent Facebook Profile Pics http://t.co/vrfHQ2xufD Sun Jan 04 21:27:59 +0000 2015
  • All Sagan’s ‘illions http://t.co/AXEXLUiIbT Sun Jan 04 21:10:55 +0000 2015
  • No you are not entitled to your opinion… http://t.co/9rvAqZrAW2 Sun Jan 04 20:56:13 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/cRtedN3piy Sun Jan 04 20:52:40 +0000 2015
  • I literally lol’d at this one http://t.co/e3FZzLlTv9 Sun Jan 04 20:49:03 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/gx1p2QMUeP Sun Jan 04 20:47:01 +0000 2015
  • “‘Fill ‘er up, please’, I say as I pull my van up to the cat shelter.” -@mdob11 #fb Sun Jan 04 20:45:34 +0000 2015
  • “Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use bbq sauce you better know what the fuck you’re doing” -@shutupmikeginn #fb Sun Jan 04 20:43:09 +0000 2015
  • #WhiteGirls http://t.co/z6o5Ydpe7P Sun Jan 04 20:41:07 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/9VAX5OOl8s Sun Jan 04 20:38:51 +0000 2015
  • “Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious” -@briangaar #fb Sun Jan 04 20:37:45 +0000 2015
  • “Some interesting facts I learned at the children’s museum, lightning bugs are actually beetles and I hate children.” – @RoughDiction #fb Sun Jan 04 20:37:09 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Ly8dA0wBgg Sun Jan 04 20:34:03 +0000 2015
  • #capitalism http://t.co/xXicdH4ExG Sun Jan 04 20:31:36 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/E5UK6q5PGD Sun Jan 04 20:31:07 +0000 2015
  • “Our scariest president was probably Rushmore, because he had four heads” -@meganamram #fb Sun Jan 04 20:29:02 +0000 2015
  • #dogs http://t.co/oU7Fmqgx2t Sun Jan 04 20:27:20 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/RhJG6cGDKs Sun Jan 04 20:24:43 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/7pJpY3ccCb Sun Jan 04 20:23:25 +0000 2015
  • Bacon rock (from some guy on 9gag) http://t.co/adJS75iUIC Sun Jan 04 16:49:08 +0000 2015
  • Jon Jones playing soccer as a kid http://t.co/qQgRlsMwqx #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 16:45:02 +0000 2015
  • Um… Julia Roberts wasn’t in Gravity http://t.co/HpwtT37GxS Sun Jan 04 16:40:50 +0000 2015
  • RT @NicCageMatch: Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog “NO!” and then more quietly, “We talked about this!” Sun Jan 04 16:37:35 +0000 2015
  • RT @Dschnoeb: I bet Egyptians were all like “Yo, nobody in history will ever worship and revere cats like we do” and then came the internet. Sun Jan 04 16:35:33 +0000 2015
  • RT @thefurlinator: “I’ll see you in hell” should be followed with “and I won’t even stop to say hi”. Otherwise you’re just making plans wit… Sun Jan 04 16:34:11 +0000 2015
  • RT @MackenzieHorras: It’s 2015: do you know where your airplanes are? Sun Jan 04 16:33:52 +0000 2015
  • RT @MackenzieHorras: No I’m not constipated. That’s just the expression my face makes when I see an expensive cut of meat on a George Forem… Sun Jan 04 16:33:34 +0000 2015
  • RT @GregDorris: There’s a calm before every storm. And after most storms it’s calm too. Basically it’s either calm or there is a storm. Sun Jan 04 16:31:55 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/objn4Ed68Q Sun Jan 04 16:30:54 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/3qnF01zT57 Sun Jan 04 16:30:47 +0000 2015
  • “Behind every YouTube star is an Ikea bookshelf.” -@KarenKilgariff #fb Sun Jan 04 16:27:27 +0000 2015
  • “There’s gotta be a few seconds during a bear attack where the bear is huggin you and you’re just like ‘aww.'” -@tigersgoroooar #fb Sun Jan 04 16:26:08 +0000 2015
  • “Nancy Grace is what would happen if a Caps Lock key came to life” -@meganamram #fb Sun Jan 04 16:24:44 +0000 2015
  • Pisses me off that people mock DC’s emotionality. The man has been through things that would cripple most people #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 07:28:11 +0000 2015
  • RT @MitchWestphal: Goddamn man; can’t deny how good @JonnyBones is. But, until he decisively beats @AlexTheMauler, I’m not convinced he’ll … Sun Jan 04 07:08:17 +0000 2015
  • RT @RyronGracie: At the end of the night lets not forget it’s only entertainment. #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 07:05:36 +0000 2015
  • RT @Zoydz: I had 20 people in my house for #UFC182 & the only person rooting for @JonnyBones only did so cus he had $ on him #hilarious Sun Jan 04 06:08:08 +0000 2015
  • @raiseyourhorns that’s how i see it Sun Jan 04 06:07:26 +0000 2015
  • RT @raiseyourhorns: Gus is the uncrowned champ anyways… This was just a number one contenders match anyways ya fools !!!!!! #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 06:07:13 +0000 2015
  • @mjack35 agreed Sun Jan 04 06:05:14 +0000 2015
  • And WTF was this? https://t.co/SDDcw3HKOG #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 06:03:19 +0000 2015
  • 49-46? WTF? #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 05:59:33 +0000 2015
  • @techcyclists That’s the way I see it. But I wouldnt argue if someone say round 5 for Cormier, too Sun Jan 04 05:56:23 +0000 2015
  • Don’t be surprised if someone scores this for DC #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 05:56:04 +0000 2015
  • WTF was that? #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 05:54:53 +0000 2015
  • DC should skip the takedown attempts and just strike. He has insane knock-out power. #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 05:53:01 +0000 2015
  • If DC can win this round, I’m calling a majority draw #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 05:52:14 +0000 2015
  • DC needs a stellar round 5 to maybe take home a steal. #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 05:50:39 +0000 2015
  • Unless the judges somehow scored round 3 for DC, Jones has won this fight if it goes to decision #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 05:48:38 +0000 2015
  • Holy shit. I think this is a cardio issue for @dc_mma #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 05:45:11 +0000 2015
  • RT @_FutureAnalyst: Jon Jones is the Ric Flair of the UFC. He’s always poking eyes. #JonesvsCormier #RicFlair #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 05:43:13 +0000 2015
  • Fuck! That last round could have gone either way. I have it for Bones. So far 2-1 Jones. #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 05:42:48 +0000 2015
  • EYE POKE!!!! #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 05:37:57 +0000 2015
  • DC is looking good! #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 05:35:29 +0000 2015
  • Waiting to see some of that secret @sseagalofficial techniques #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 05:31:16 +0000 2015
  • First round obviously for Jones, but DC started to see his opportunities #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 05:29:29 +0000 2015
  • They touch gloves? ETF? #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 05:23:58 +0000 2015
  • “A look-see-do fighter.” Makes me gag everytime I hear that. #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 05:23:19 +0000 2015
  • RT @Jamaicanking19: This man has like five walk out songs. Someone has to put a stop to this. Lol #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 05:21:12 +0000 2015
  • Instead of weight classes, MMA should have lankiness classes. Reach is as big of an advantage as mass, IMHO #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 05:20:57 +0000 2015
  • Please, @dc_mma , please…. #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 05:19:44 +0000 2015
  • “Jon Jones has ridiculous athleticism”… except for that whole dunking thing #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 05:18:37 +0000 2015
  • RT @SmooveSalsero: Roy Nelson looks like one of Thorin’s dwarves. #UFC182 #TheHobbit Sun Jan 04 05:17:31 +0000 2015
  • How are people saying this card is boring? Must be new viewers not used to MMA #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 05:16:43 +0000 2015
  • @madalinezanni No, @Cowboycerrone was literally soccer-kicking the buttocks of Myles Jury Sun Jan 04 05:13:34 +0000 2015
  • Holy shit. That was some literal ass kicking. #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 05:07:14 +0000 2015
  • I have a hard time picturing cowboys riding the trail, herding the cattle, then practicing omaplatas and kimuras #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 04:54:21 +0000 2015
  • Is it confusing to anyone else that a cowboy has an Italian name? #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 04:48:28 +0000 2015
  • So in Europe, is he known as Kilometres Jury? #lamejoke #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 04:47:36 +0000 2015
  • I predict Cowboy will win. But I hope Jury pulls out the surprise victory. Seems like a deserving kid. #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 04:46:01 +0000 2015
  • I wish we could go back to the day baseball caps became a fashion accessory and delete it from the calendar #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 04:44:55 +0000 2015
  • RT @luisjgomez: The fans aren’t booing… they just think @NathanMarquardt is a ghost. #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 04:39:25 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/pIze65oEFf Sun Jan 04 04:25:57 +0000 2015
  • @Nate_Biggz my training days are behind me, but i was a shotokan, washin-ryu, goju and shito-ryu guy. never had the pleasure of kyokushin Sun Jan 04 04:19:06 +0000 2015
  • I like Marquardt, but I see Tavares taking this one #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 04:17:41 +0000 2015
  • RT @rsxsr: Nate Marquardt looks like he smells like patchouli. #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 04:17:03 +0000 2015
  • @Nate_Biggz funny you say that. I was just googling Kyoji Horoguchi to see if he indeed has a Kyokushin background. Sun Jan 04 04:14:23 +0000 2015
  • Shit, who is updating these fighters’ MMA records on Wikipedia in real time? #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 04:13:46 +0000 2015
  • These guys are making karate cool again #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 04:11:14 +0000 2015
  • I wonder how many toe and instep injuries MMA fighters sustain. Some must miss the days of boots and shinguards #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 04:08:23 +0000 2015
  • RT @tylermorrison1: This looks like a road rage fight against a squeegee kid #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 04:03:49 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots out of ASCII characters Sun Jan 04 03:54:22 +0000 2015
  • This looks like a fist fight between two computer science students #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 03:48:57 +0000 2015
  • These guys really need to learn some thrusting sidekicks. Then again, WTF do I know? #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 03:27:25 +0000 2015
  • These guys look gassed already #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 03:25:19 +0000 2015
  • RT @Mannix73: I’m pretty sure a guy named Hector never lost a fight to a guy named Josh. #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 03:16:54 +0000 2015
  • Good luck, @JoshBurkman But, for real, I fear @HectorLombard is in a manslaughter sort of mood #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 03:16:36 +0000 2015
  • “The time is now”? WTF is that all about? Some marketing campaign I missed? #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 03:15:40 +0000 2015
  • Please Hector, don’t kill this man #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 03:14:37 +0000 2015
  • I’m worried for Josh Burkman’s safety #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 03:11:12 +0000 2015
  • @msworldfitness I think everyone does Sun Jan 04 03:10:31 +0000 2015
  • I’m with @josealdoUFC – “pound for pound” rankings are just weird. @cainmma is baddest man on the planet. (Yes I’ve been drinking) #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 03:08:37 +0000 2015
  • I don’t understand people who tweet that they don’t like MMA, but they’re excited for the @JonnyBones @dc_mma fight. WTF? #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 03:06:27 +0000 2015
  • @TheRealAdil with stripper poles Sun Jan 04 03:05:16 +0000 2015
  • Dear @ufc Long time listener, first time caller. Please…. no more “Feel The Pain”. Thanks. #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 03:04:50 +0000 2015
  • You know, I’m not a fan of having #UFC182 ring girls. I mean, I already have access to porn. Just show me the fights. Sun Jan 04 03:00:01 +0000 2015
  • RT @DominicCesena: Lets Go Daniel! Kick his ass #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 02:58:51 +0000 2015
  • Why does @danawhite sound like he’s been huffing Helium? #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 02:58:01 +0000 2015
  • @MrJwhit @Brim205 you’re welcome. signed, your brother in geekdom Sun Jan 04 02:57:10 +0000 2015
  • RT @JBurrow90: #UFC182 Ahhh we’re throwing spinning shit now! @UFC_UK @ufc #Diaz209 Sun Jan 04 02:54:47 +0000 2015
  • Chael Sonnen @sonnench finally talks about PED usage https://t.co/Q0T153e2Oy #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 02:53:22 +0000 2015
  • Well this one is actually a backfist and not a hammerfist https://t.co/rOpGfibxwp #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 02:52:34 +0000 2015
  • Hang on, the Irish Dragon doesn’t sound the least bit Irish! Or the least bit dragon! #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 02:50:40 +0000 2015
  • @MrJwhit PS no disrespect to @Brim205 ; I’m still a fan Sun Jan 04 02:50:01 +0000 2015
  • @MrJwhit @Brim205 Well after that knockout, he probably does think he’s the Emissary of the Prophets Sun Jan 04 02:49:30 +0000 2015
  • I need some clarification. Aren’t spinning backfists in MMA usually actually spinning hammer-fists? #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 02:47:26 +0000 2015
  • My wish is granted. Sensei @sseagalofficial has entered the building http://t.co/eWTaZwmCp3 #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 02:45:08 +0000 2015
  • @gargolito it’s okay, I’m a fake doctor. Sun Jan 04 02:43:59 +0000 2015
  • @TheRealAdil well, the boxers still have better nicknames. I will give them that. Sun Jan 04 02:43:34 +0000 2015
  • I don’t understand how a 70s sweatband and a grasshopper impression are supposed to be intimidating http://t.co/9noQgdFgT0 #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 02:43:01 +0000 2015
  • @TheRealAdil yeah but boxing *is* dying 😉 Sun Jan 04 02:41:54 +0000 2015
  • @gargolito No. But I have all the original parts. Sun Jan 04 02:41:08 +0000 2015
  • RT @SirEdwardJames: I’m going with DC for the win tonight #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 02:39:27 +0000 2015
  • @IrrelevantAnth the drinking Sun Jan 04 02:38:42 +0000 2015
  • I don’t understand why boxing fans feel the need to denigrate MMA. I mean, do fans of figure skating heckle hockey games? #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 02:38:06 +0000 2015
  • This is me after @dc_mma wins tonight http://t.co/2FrhNKYNtT #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 02:33:43 +0000 2015
  • @bumblebrie no we’re talking Sun Jan 04 02:33:12 +0000 2015
  • Fighters shouldn’t be allowed to choose their own nicknames. It should be assigned to them from a random nickname generator #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 02:32:56 +0000 2015
  • RT @TheRealAdil: Did I just hear that right? “The Irish Dragon”? I guess “Cliche McHitman” was taken then. #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 02:31:49 +0000 2015
  • @JesusSmith1978 @Cody_Nolove if so, only the good kind Sun Jan 04 02:31:24 +0000 2015
  • Seems the best way to watch #UFC182 prelims is with an open Twitter feed and an open bottle of gin Sun Jan 04 02:31:04 +0000 2015
  • @RianMac ha! Sun Jan 04 02:30:18 +0000 2015
  • Check out @Cody_Nolove ‘s hook punches, so technically precise with respect to axis of rotation and power generation https://t.co/uBnMkI2r2d Sun Jan 04 02:29:29 +0000 2015
  • @JesusSmith1978 hey @Cody_Nolove just thanked you! Sun Jan 04 02:27:44 +0000 2015
  • @bumblebrie sigh Sun Jan 04 02:27:18 +0000 2015
  • @jeresuikkila i recently did…. the memories are better than the reality, to be honest Sun Jan 04 02:26:07 +0000 2015
  • @bumblebrie that will require alcohol Sun Jan 04 02:25:49 +0000 2015
  • @ggooglyboogly well played, sir. well played, indeed. Sun Jan 04 02:24:28 +0000 2015
  • I’m just amazed how far MMA has evolved. Any of these undercarders could destroy the top talent from UFC1-10 #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 02:21:35 +0000 2015
  • Both dudes: the outside leg head-kick is wide open #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 02:19:24 +0000 2015
  • I’ve got @Cody_Nolove in the lead. But @Brim205 can steal this with one more nut shot #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 02:18:11 +0000 2015
  • @bumblebrie http://t.co/2FrhNKYNtT Sun Jan 04 02:15:20 +0000 2015
  • I can’t watch the fight AND my twitter feed at the same time! Damn my insufficient number of eyes! #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 02:14:17 +0000 2015
  • Best response to a kick to the nuts is a smack to the head. Well done, @Cody_Nolove #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 02:11:43 +0000 2015
  • @bumblebrie i have some trampoline injury stories for you. mind you, they mostly involved alcohol Sun Jan 04 02:11:10 +0000 2015
  • @Don_Jewell @joerogan and just like that… there’s another one. Right in the Don Jewells 😉 Sun Jan 04 02:10:12 +0000 2015
  • I like @Cody_Nolove ‘s wide karate-style stance. Makes me think my Shotokan years weren’t entirely wasted #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 02:09:22 +0000 2015
  • @bumblebrie no. i’m scared Sun Jan 04 02:08:24 +0000 2015
  • Is there some unspoken rule that we must all re-live a crotch-shot in slow motion? #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 02:07:27 +0000 2015
  • I didn’t know @Brim205 was in DS9! http://t.co/Q557iwErUs #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 02:06:13 +0000 2015
  • @MrJwhit @Brim205 i think he thinks he’s this guy http://t.co/AzeQXAW6u8 Sun Jan 04 02:05:36 +0000 2015
  • @techcyclists Sorry I’m pulling for @dc_mma …time for a chubby dude like me to hit it big Sun Jan 04 02:03:57 +0000 2015
  • @techcyclists or @travisbarker Sun Jan 04 02:03:09 +0000 2015
  • @EricSchneck you can’t say that! you have to identify them by their almost identical trunks! 😉 Sun Jan 04 02:02:51 +0000 2015
  • RT @JayRussellMMA: Earlier today on Facebook #UFC182 http://t.co/7tVo1jXtlv Sun Jan 04 02:01:12 +0000 2015
  • All right. When you get a full neck tattoo, you’re pretty much committing yourself to a full time MMA career #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 01:59:46 +0000 2015
  • Regardless of who wins, I’m most curious to see how @dc_mma and @JonnyBones behave to each other AFTER #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 01:58:44 +0000 2015
  • @XtheMaestro I learned a lot from those ass-ads Sun Jan 04 01:57:36 +0000 2015
  • When the Reebok deal kicks in, I’m going to miss seeing @dynamicfastener on @ufc fighters’ asses #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 01:57:02 +0000 2015
  • @XtheMaestro I for one will miss Dynamic Fastener Sun Jan 04 01:56:06 +0000 2015
  • @JesusSmith1978 @AlienwareMMA @sergiopettis @jscogg71 @JScogginsFP ha! Sun Jan 04 01:54:55 +0000 2015
  • why is @Brim205 wearing Chinese knock-off Google Glasses? #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 01:54:40 +0000 2015
  • @Jmadams03 yeah but the evening is young 🙁 Sun Jan 04 01:53:40 +0000 2015
  • @JesusSmith1978 @AlienwareMMA @sergiopettis @jscogg71 @JScogginsFP cool Sun Jan 04 01:52:57 +0000 2015
  • @Jmadams03 yeah, my feeling exactly Sun Jan 04 01:52:09 +0000 2015
  • Why @arielhelwani you look extra handsome tonight (Don’t worry, I’m straight. No, really.) #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 01:51:50 +0000 2015
  • RT @XFINITYSports: This is one of the largest people I’ve ever seen do a backflip!Impressive @savageshawn! #UFC182 https://t.co/cv5ny2KfRZ Sun Jan 04 01:50:07 +0000 2015
  • I’m 160lbs and have tried all my life to do a back flip. @savageshawn does it with twice my weight! Damn! #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 01:49:48 +0000 2015
  • Like I said, @savageshawn scares the crap out of me #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 01:46:38 +0000 2015
  • Damn. Those heavyweight kitten taps would knock the frack out of me! #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 01:44:09 +0000 2015
  • Shit. They didn’t show the Jordan/Cannonier walk-ins. Missed out on AC/DC #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 01:42:20 +0000 2015
  • Another reason to pull for @dc_mma …I want to hear what secret techniques @sseagalofficial supposedly taught him #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 01:40:17 +0000 2015
  • Damn, Shawn Jordan looks like a monster. I’d be scared. #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 01:38:19 +0000 2015
  • @ETH4NW4ITE me too Sun Jan 04 01:37:11 +0000 2015
  • I’m pulling for @dc_mma as vindication for chubby-looking dudes who are nevertheless very athletic, i.e. me #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 01:36:45 +0000 2015
  • Haven’t heard anyone pick against Lombard yet tonight #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 01:35:28 +0000 2015
  • I’m pulling for @dc_mma but I was sort of hoping that @AlexTheMauler would be the one to dethrone @JonnyBones #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 01:33:47 +0000 2015
  • @MMARoasted ha! Sun Jan 04 01:32:46 +0000 2015
  • @UFC_CA @dc_mma by TKO in round 4 #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 01:32:15 +0000 2015
  • Damm is high on life #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 01:31:28 +0000 2015
  • So will @sseagalofficial be in @dc_mma ‘s corner tonight? #UFC182 Sun Jan 04 01:30:22 +0000 2015
  • RT @cherylmclovin: @travisbarker @dc_mma GO DC!!!! I say if he gets eyes poked to punch @JonnyBones in his needle Dick ?? Sun Jan 04 01:25:27 +0000 2015
  • @danhendo DC by bizarre DQ schmozz ending Sun Jan 04 01:21:22 +0000 2015
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  • @Gertrude_O hi. DM me your mailing address and I will send you a free physical copy. Sat Jan 03 16:32:38 +0000 2015
  • Excited for #UFC182 tonight. I think @dc_mma might pull it off. http://t.co/iMbDdAgdUd Sat Jan 03 16:19:14 +0000 2015
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  • “Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.” -Dave Barry #fb Sat Jan 03 05:01:34 +0000 2015
  • “By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” -Socrates #fb Sat Jan 03 05:00:29 +0000 2015
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  • I have the misfortune of overhearing a teenage dude trying to impress a girl with hoe dark and troubled he is. Fri Jan 02 23:16:33 +0000 2015
  • Maybe the explosion of coiffed hipster beards is a desperate attempt to cling to fading masculinity in wake of declining testosterone levels Fri Jan 02 18:57:43 +0000 2015
  • Gawd, all these fucking hipster beards are annoying #fb Fri Jan 02 18:55:58 +0000 2015
  • Journalist Chris Hedges disinvited from U. Penn over Israel-ISIS comparison http://t.co/TpICo11fmp Fri Jan 02 06:34:17 +0000 2015
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  • @EyonB haha. no, you have a first edition 🙂 and I forever grateful Thu Jan 01 22:42:11 +0000 2015
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  • Man, The Hobbit really sucked. #fb Thu Jan 01 06:57:19 +0000 2015
  • Great biography of @dc_mma , who I believe will win on Saturday at #UFC182 http://t.co/zQODBUwmBP Thu Jan 01 00:12:07 +0000 2015
  • Eager to try this. But have they removed the estrogenic effects of soy? http://t.co/I0GcXpGS3s Wed Dec 31 23:21:59 +0000 2014
  • Simulated fight between @dc_mma and @JonnyBones prior to #UFC182 this Saturday https://t.co/KxtMBEaQo6 #cantwait #fb Wed Dec 31 23:18:16 +0000 2014
  • More evidence that Futurama was the coolest TV show ever made http://t.co/Yff61iKOuZ #fb Wed Dec 31 22:27:38 +0000 2014
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