Twitter Tweets from 2-1-15 to 2-28-15

Archived Twitter tweets from 2015-02-01 to 2015-02-28, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • yeah, that fucking dress again blob:https://vine.co/c9b72191-f016-4c03-a74c-3c7b022902f5 #fb Sat Feb 28 22:24:33 +0000 2015
  • and…. it’s already a tattoo Sat Feb 28 22:23:34 +0000 2015
  • Let’s not forget… Leonard Nimoy also directed Three Men And a Baby #fb Sat Feb 28 21:46:17 +0000 2015
  • Using statistics to exam the epidemiology midterm. That’s what we do, right? http://t.co/L4MYtOSAy9 Sat Feb 28 21:13:37 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/gOnxsC9QYm Sat Feb 28 20:17:20 +0000 2015
  • Canada’s “Spocking Fives” Phenomenon Surges In Tribute To Leonard Nimoy http://t.co/PngBzG3nZf #fb Sat Feb 28 19:57:16 +0000 2015
  • hmm. white boys rapping about history. what a time we live in. https://t.co/3tdKosCciO Sat Feb 28 19:44:07 +0000 2015
  • Pro tip… don’t use Windows for anything public or important http://t.co/IXnWWWWG0i Sat Feb 28 19:24:29 +0000 2015
  • you think your job sucks? http://t.co/ozb0JLHSVV Sat Feb 28 19:23:31 +0000 2015
  • I’m opposed to the death penalty. But cruelty to puppies might just change my mind. https://t.co/fLgFYTzQ8Z #fb Sat Feb 28 19:02:07 +0000 2015
  • The audio of my 5-part workshop on logistic regression is now available on Youtube: https://t.co/jfoEObrwow Sat Feb 28 18:28:29 +0000 2015
  • Just watched the “dark” Power Rangers trailer everyone is talking about. Jesus, that was stupid. #fb Sat Feb 28 17:30:37 +0000 2015
  • @Georgestownelf they don’t want to start a galactic war Sat Feb 28 15:07:27 +0000 2015
  • Waiting for Republicans to find a way to blame Leonard Nimoy’s death on Obama #fb Sat Feb 28 14:50:38 +0000 2015
  • Nimoy Memories http://t.co/E78blazcV3 Sat Feb 28 14:09:32 +0000 2015
  • Epidemiologist position in Toronto http://t.co/9skqbdUroh #fb Sat Feb 28 11:56:13 +0000 2015
  • Opportunity for someone w/ public health & business background: Director of President’s Office, Public Health Ontario http://t.co/QVAU662cEq Sat Feb 28 11:55:12 +0000 2015
  • @SepandAlavi this might help: http://t.co/klOyDWxCxl Fri Feb 27 20:15:04 +0000 2015
  • Ed Wong & I agreed this resembles “the teacher” in “Spock’s Brain.” Then we learned of @TheRealNimoy ‘s death #fb http://t.co/nFp6RgKtNs Fri Feb 27 20:00:05 +0000 2015
  • All These Gifts Were Given To An 8-Year-Old Girl By Crows http://t.co/RQOm4gARtQ #fb Fri Feb 27 16:55:46 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert just a small dose. S-sized Hitler…. Shitler. Fri Feb 27 16:52:12 +0000 2015
  • How is it possible that the economy class portion of the train is running half an hour later than business class? #fb Fri Feb 27 16:44:43 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert my mama didn’t raise no fools. Okay okay, not counting my sister. Fri Feb 27 16:37:43 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert no but I purelled the seat Fri Feb 27 16:32:52 +0000 2015
  • Interesting how some people feel entitled to dictate what others should care about. Argue about the colour of an ugly dress all you like #fb Fri Feb 27 16:21:36 +0000 2015
  • Toronto, bitches #fb Fri Feb 27 16:21:32 +0000 2015
  • Sweet Jeebus, how did people survive these interminable (alcohol free) train rides before wifi? #fb Fri Feb 27 15:11:27 +0000 2015
  • No martini in economy class? How do you people live like this?! #fb Fri Feb 27 15:02:12 +0000 2015
  • Halfway through my economy class train ride. So far, I’ve survived close proximity to the spoor of the commoner. Can’t last much longer. #fb Fri Feb 27 14:48:55 +0000 2015
  • Can’t believe I’m listening to @steveaustinBSR interview @RealKevinNash about toilet paper #fb Fri Feb 27 14:32:25 +0000 2015
  • Judge Eliana Marengo: you, Madame, are a bigot. http://t.co/2DFR63X1bq Fri Feb 27 14:15:44 +0000 2015
  • About to take a train ride to Toronto in ECONOMY class. Now and then I need to remind myself how the common folk live. #fb Fri Feb 27 12:11:10 +0000 2015
  • The rapid spread of pseudoscience into our top Universities. http://t.co/ano1o4LjPy Fri Feb 27 11:17:10 +0000 2015
  • What colour is the Zod damned dress? http://t.co/6ZUNYbsLIv #fb Fri Feb 27 10:20:55 +0000 2015
  • Thank Zod someone just finished the epidemiology midterm early. I was worried it might be TOO hard. #fb Thu Feb 26 20:27:47 +0000 2015
  • Kimbo Slice vs Ken Shamrock on June 20. Freakshow? Sure. But I’ll pay money to watch it. #mma #bellator #fb Thu Feb 26 19:01:07 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/rwsiT7LKH5 Thu Feb 26 18:24:45 +0000 2015
  • All the cool kids were singing this back in grade 5. https://t.co/H19dwpW4WX #fb Thu Feb 26 17:42:10 +0000 2015
  • Who’s got 2 thumbs and just submitted an abstract to CSEB? This guy! If you’ve got 2 thumbs, you should do the same. cseb.ca Thu Feb 26 17:15:07 +0000 2015
  • Today’s pro tip: if you can’t find you favourite shirt, check the dryer. You’ll probably also find $40 in laundered cash. #fb Thu Feb 26 17:14:32 +0000 2015
  • So…. does anyone else see the bunny? http://t.co/dJ4SxaZ9jO Thu Feb 26 16:33:58 +0000 2015
  • Three days, no Q-tips. The mind, it weakens. #fb Thu Feb 26 15:55:32 +0000 2015
  • If life didn’t give you a jawline…. make your own http://t.co/mzyudupVOM Thu Feb 26 15:20:32 +0000 2015
  • “Rare Images Of A Baby Born While Still Inside The Amniotic Sac” http://t.co/HGBDUxRgIb #fb Thu Feb 26 15:01:46 +0000 2015
  • heh heh http://t.co/HhIi8ZtTFj Thu Feb 26 14:21:03 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/M2WwxDIbWC Thu Feb 26 14:19:39 +0000 2015
  • Hong Kong Polytechnic University offers a degree in “Bra Studies” #fb Thu Feb 26 13:09:01 +0000 2015
  • “The average breast weighs one pound, and contributes about 4-5% of body fat.” #fb Thu Feb 26 13:08:21 +0000 2015
  • Bought my first slimcado. Hope I don’t regret it. #fb Thu Feb 26 13:05:33 +0000 2015
  • Creepy Uncle Joe Biden http://t.co/uaQrEWyhyL Thu Feb 26 12:56:12 +0000 2015
  • “After I made the switch, I could immediately sense a difference in how I felt: way more self-righteous.” http://t.co/EQwNv9MVSs Thu Feb 26 12:45:22 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/NnboNqKRgV Thu Feb 26 12:42:24 +0000 2015
  • So I’ve had no heat in my condo for 26 hours now. This isn’t good, right? #fb Thu Feb 26 12:25:43 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/ss2780dpWQ Thu Feb 26 12:18:44 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/9LxM7GBoDB Thu Feb 26 12:18:01 +0000 2015
  • One day left to submit an abstract to the biggest Epidemiology conference in Canada http://t.co/5MPBpe8wXz Thu Feb 26 12:16:44 +0000 2015
  • Was interviewed for this article because of my paper with @Leniloo92 But they didn’t mention us 🙁 http://t.co/Zsaq9ncpix Thu Feb 26 12:09:44 +0000 2015
  • Mystery tunnel in Toronto http://t.co/hKEEfKR4v5 Thu Feb 26 11:59:09 +0000 2015
  • @Leniloo92 ha! Thu Feb 26 00:53:48 +0000 2015
  • Sometimes I’m embarrassed to be a scientist. Poor monkey. http://t.co/HQ6Ua81ogJ #fb Wed Feb 25 20:50:33 +0000 2015
  • Anyone want a job in South Sudan? https://t.co/frvfrp6HBI Wed Feb 25 19:00:57 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/WiATJYiopT #fb Wed Feb 25 17:53:26 +0000 2015
  • Real men eat grilled cheese #fb Wed Feb 25 17:51:33 +0000 2015
  • Same in Canada: to be a prof here, you have a better chance if you’re a graduate of specific US schools. http://t.co/Y2AG0gZ9PK via @slate Wed Feb 25 17:34:35 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/IXOn4yiGwH Wed Feb 25 17:28:27 +0000 2015
  • #brazzers http://t.co/U2iLZy6ut5 Wed Feb 25 16:24:01 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/jtARJFMiiY Wed Feb 25 15:47:24 +0000 2015
  • What a deal! http://t.co/SQ6e2GEYwN Wed Feb 25 15:45:51 +0000 2015
  • helpful parenting, part 2 http://t.co/jZBQvrXip7 Wed Feb 25 15:45:02 +0000 2015
  • helpful parenting, part 1 http://t.co/7qKHJbIKKb Wed Feb 25 15:44:44 +0000 2015
  • Post-racial society, huh? http://t.co/8ofoIr5g2L Wed Feb 25 12:17:32 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/pLm45vbsg6 Wed Feb 25 12:15:32 +0000 2015
  • How to appear smart in meetings http://t.co/sM88fJEwXT Wed Feb 25 12:14:45 +0000 2015
  • Nope nope nope. https://t.co/dr64rTMErV Wed Feb 25 12:07:10 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/WfU70wyJw8 Tue Feb 24 23:53:53 +0000 2015
  • RT @ziadkhatib: Shadowing THE Prof @deonandan! http://t.co/hdFzIbzF8j Tue Feb 24 22:48:31 +0000 2015
  • And cursive writing… Do they still teach cursive writing? I can barely do it anymore! #fb Tue Feb 24 15:56:14 +0000 2015
  • I’m old enough to have learned typing, short hand & computer cards in public school. What useless thing are kids learning today? #fb Tue Feb 24 15:55:10 +0000 2015
  • Damn you, Hitler Cat! http://t.co/WI8L8Amb9E Tue Feb 24 15:29:42 +0000 2015
  • This explains much, Fox News http://t.co/P8ssUAWPIj Tue Feb 24 15:29:04 +0000 2015
  • CNN: still asking the big questions http://t.co/l7TZ4EPG5T Tue Feb 24 15:28:03 +0000 2015
  • Fox News: the channel for edumacation http://t.co/varJ752941 Tue Feb 24 15:27:20 +0000 2015
  • Back to my old self http://t.co/hRzmywJ9DX Tue Feb 24 14:54:39 +0000 2015
  • All the SNL cast members ranked http://t.co/xae09Ytof1 #fb Tue Feb 24 06:56:59 +0000 2015
  • Ready for some cuteness overload? http://t.co/RGG4c7485k Mon Feb 23 23:54:48 +0000 2015
  • I’m old. I’d never heard of Sam Smith. So when I heard him sing “Stay With Me” on the Grammys, I assumed it was a Tom Petty cover. Oops. #fb Mon Feb 23 23:49:47 +0000 2015
  • Rejected 50 Shades of Grey script http://t.co/c5HUwzVX29 Mon Feb 23 22:39:10 +0000 2015
  • So it’s almost 5pm and I’m still waiting for my 3pm doctor’s appointment. #fb Mon Feb 23 21:51:46 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert good. Now send me $5000. If you don’t, the sun will explode and it will be your fault. Mon Feb 23 21:46:05 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert people suck. Everywhere in the world where shit is happening, who’s there? People. People are there. People suck. Mon Feb 23 21:22:00 +0000 2015
  • It’s great that Ontario students will now get a wider sex ed curriculum. Now how about some actual math and writing skills, too? #fb Mon Feb 23 21:21:02 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert yet people love it. Morons. Mon Feb 23 21:17:48 +0000 2015
  • At doctor’s office. Just got examined by 1st year med students. I mocked their fashion sense. That’s the kind of asshole I am today. #fb Mon Feb 23 21:17:03 +0000 2015
  • As a long time lover and supporter of science fiction, let me just say that I freakin’ hate The Fifth Element #fb Mon Feb 23 21:14:56 +0000 2015
  • Dear physiotherapists and chiropractors: if your intent is to see me at 4pm, don’t make the appointment for 3pm. #fb Mon Feb 23 20:46:50 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/huTeDfw5iU Mon Feb 23 16:46:56 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Jqz2s8iWDf Mon Feb 23 16:26:51 +0000 2015
  • A still from Titanic http://t.co/M6QbGuzfZ5 Mon Feb 23 14:37:37 +0000 2015
  • Research analyst position at Toronto’s CAMH, relevant for Health Sciences grad http://t.co/ewBC5fRned Mon Feb 23 14:17:20 +0000 2015
  • Last night I dreamt that I had a smoked meat sandwich for breakfast. Soooo….. #fb Mon Feb 23 14:15:01 +0000 2015
  • For @RedParrots http://t.co/s1b6n3Wk6l Mon Feb 23 14:14:33 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/b8I3xBXnDH Mon Feb 23 12:14:40 +0000 2015
  • Looks familiar… http://t.co/y0Ps5JOvHX Mon Feb 23 12:13:57 +0000 2015
  • nope http://t.co/nQGb1jgJoE Mon Feb 23 12:13:14 +0000 2015
  • nope http://t.co/UgptrugXnF Sun Feb 22 22:44:40 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/TgVDPHS63y Sun Feb 22 22:32:55 +0000 2015
  • Climate change denier accepted $1.2 million from energy companies and failed to report conflicts of interest http://t.co/M3429vcWx3 #fb Sun Feb 22 22:19:59 +0000 2015
  • @Leniloo92 Half the girls in Israel look like you. (The other half look like me) Sun Feb 22 21:52:28 +0000 2015
  • Understanding the different generation demographic designations in Canada http://t.co/2fJKLkQcod Sun Feb 22 21:50:07 +0000 2015
  • All right. All The Expendables movies were horrible. But the third was the least horrible of the bunch. #fb Sun Feb 22 21:41:22 +0000 2015
  • Comparing Canadian and US youth unemployment rates since 2000 http://t.co/oPGRL693CB Sun Feb 22 21:19:02 +0000 2015
  • want http://t.co/r04WWU2IXx Sun Feb 22 21:18:19 +0000 2015
  • Hell, why not? Another animated GIF of the day https://t.co/L3BOldtwyf #fb Sun Feb 22 21:16:46 +0000 2015
  • Top tourist destinations of 2014: London, Bangkok, Paris, Singapore, Dubai, New York, Istanbul, KL, Hong Kong, Seoul. What, no Ottawa? Sun Feb 22 21:15:30 +0000 2015
  • Emphasis… they’re doing it for emphasis? Well that explains this madness. http://t.co/nO6lsje8PA Sun Feb 22 21:02:44 +0000 2015
  • Don’t these things come with directions? https://t.co/pCx7KkPmZc Sun Feb 22 20:57:22 +0000 2015
  • Another animated GIF of the day… in honour of Steve Iwrin’s bday https://t.co/zDuUl15x8n #fb Sun Feb 22 20:51:05 +0000 2015
  • “Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.” – Fran Lebowitz #fb Sun Feb 22 18:53:55 +0000 2015
  • “Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.” -Fran Lebowitz #fb Sun Feb 22 18:53:01 +0000 2015
  • “My favorite animal is steak.” -Fran Lebowitz #fb Sun Feb 22 18:51:50 +0000 2015
  • “Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.” -Fran Lebowitz #fb Sun Feb 22 18:50:56 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Ut8cGJCi7J Sun Feb 22 18:45:50 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/XaqHx2IpnQ Sun Feb 22 18:45:06 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/3zx3WcL9ad Sun Feb 22 18:43:45 +0000 2015
  • Catching up on 2 weeks of Bill Maher, just to remind myself of the shrill idiocy that passes for public intellectualism these days #fb Sun Feb 22 18:23:52 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day, crossfit edition http://t.co/dAsG9vjHaF #fb Sun Feb 22 17:25:52 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/FoP5chVg8g Sun Feb 22 16:54:20 +0000 2015
  • “Spongebob Squarepants is a tampon. His friends are Sandy Cheeks & a starfish. He lives in Bikini Bottom and works at the Krusty Krab.” #fb Sun Feb 22 16:52:30 +0000 2015
  • If Gandhi took yoga http://t.co/eMGB4cI6D0 Sun Feb 22 16:06:35 +0000 2015
  • Happiness is… Eating halva that was made in the middle east just this morning #fb Sun Feb 22 05:03:08 +0000 2015
  • Summer job in Belleville for a Health Sciences student! http://t.co/OrPqua2Xr2 Sun Feb 22 04:28:36 +0000 2015
  • Epidemiologist job in North Bay http://t.co/gDsTIykyhS #fb Sun Feb 22 04:27:19 +0000 2015
  • Ottawa, bitches #fb Sun Feb 22 02:10:20 +0000 2015
  • I just realized that astronauts on the ISS have better Internet service than I do #fb Sun Feb 22 00:20:17 +0000 2015
  • Who’s got two thumbs and three pounds of duty free halva? This guy! Sat Feb 21 23:50:45 +0000 2015
  • Oh look who got chosen for the random security screening… #fb Sat Feb 21 23:46:20 +0000 2015
  • Great. Because of a chatty immigration officer who wants to show random travelers her kids photos, I am late for my connecting flight #fb Sat Feb 21 22:37:27 +0000 2015
  • @jpli18 @acurrie the dog needs me Sat Feb 21 22:31:57 +0000 2015
  • After a week of traveling in Europe and the Middle East, the Canadian airport and immigration experience was the most inefficient #fb Sat Feb 21 22:27:38 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots the real one Sat Feb 21 21:27:42 +0000 2015
  • @acurrie @jpli18 too late. Already in yyz Sat Feb 21 21:27:18 +0000 2015
  • Holy crap… The theory of General Relativity turns 100 years old this year. #fb Sat Feb 21 21:25:35 +0000 2015
  • London, bitches! #fb Sat Feb 21 11:50:27 +0000 2015
  • Just had legendary Israeli exit int’view. “What your name means” “Name your siblings.” And the unspoken question: “Why are you so handsome?” Sat Feb 21 04:30:03 +0000 2015
  • RT @simone_electra: Israeli elections meme shows left-wing candidate Zahava Gal-On in crowd of Africans. “Choose left, get infiltrators” ht… Sat Feb 21 02:19:32 +0000 2015
  • RT @issaeb: Snow ❄️ — the only topic that generates identical tweets from Palestinians and Israelis. Sat Feb 21 02:18:10 +0000 2015
  • Hey, who you calling Fat Choi? #fb Fri Feb 20 18:25:30 +0000 2015
  • @bumblebrie @BBCWorld now watch it go underground Fri Feb 20 17:59:58 +0000 2015
  • @JoyC_1234 @PeachesChrist bits of chocolate? Reeses Christ? Fri Feb 20 07:51:38 +0000 2015
  • @JoyC_1234 they should be the National food of Holland. (orange joke) Fri Feb 20 07:43:44 +0000 2015
  • RT @johannahwithanH: The problem with living in Israel is that big thunderstorms are even scarier than usual; for a split second, you think… Fri Feb 20 07:42:24 +0000 2015
  • I want to open a religion-themed fromagerie and call it, “Cheeses Christ” #fb Fri Feb 20 07:22:30 +0000 2015
  • At the breakfast buffet, they really need to take away my emptied plates… Just to help me deny my shame #fb Fri Feb 20 07:22:30 +0000 2015
  • You know the trip has been problematic when the effluent of automatic coffee machine reminds you of an emergency sprint to the toilet #fb Fri Feb 20 07:22:29 +0000 2015
  • Everytime I hear Jason Kenney’s name, I assume he’s selling children’s shoes. I don’t know why. #fb Fri Feb 20 07:22:28 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots there was a Frozen theme Fri Feb 20 07:22:28 +0000 2015
  • Holy shit. Enormous lightning strike just woke me up. Thought it was an explosion. #telaviv #fb Thu Feb 19 23:51:22 +0000 2015
  • Tel Aviv, beaches! http://t.co/6HK6Hjop99 Thu Feb 19 17:20:04 +0000 2015
  • @CigaretsChill I use it to warn the ladies away from my sweet sweet form Thu Feb 19 13:48:53 +0000 2015
  • Notice how much Hebrew sounds like Klingon? Can’t tell if someone is asking me for directions or challenging me to a fight to the death. #fb Thu Feb 19 13:01:52 +0000 2015
  • Us: “We will need two beds.” Hotel front desk: “Two beds? You don’t want the liberal Tel Aviv lifestyle?” #fb Thu Feb 19 12:59:05 +0000 2015
  • Tel Aviv, bitches #fb Thu Feb 19 12:50:51 +0000 2015
  • “Mother Nature and Father Time will kick your ass every time.” – Mick Foley #fb Thu Feb 19 11:30:22 +0000 2015
  • Yep. I’m wearing my bacon t-shirt in Israel. Oops. http://t.co/69RshmUW2l Thu Feb 19 09:30:32 +0000 2015
  • Tonight’s not very complicated dinner: halva, an orange, and a shot of whisky. That’s how the middle-aged roll. #fb Wed Feb 18 22:05:30 +0000 2015
  • @CigaretsChill no comment Wed Feb 18 21:20:21 +0000 2015
  • $10 for a bottle of acetominophen? Thanks, Israel. #fb Wed Feb 18 20:52:58 +0000 2015
  • Damn. My gastric issues prevented a trip to Bethlehem. Now entrenched in Haifa. Wed Feb 18 12:55:26 +0000 2015
  • Haifa, bitches #fb Wed Feb 18 12:40:08 +0000 2015
  • So now I know… Jerusalem syndrome is actually an intestinal infection. #fb Wed Feb 18 08:41:14 +0000 2015
  • Know what I like about Jerusalem, the large number of clean, free bathrooms #fb Mon Feb 16 17:55:48 +0000 2015
  • In fairness, the best shwarma I’ve ever had was in Paris #fb Sun Feb 15 19:17:13 +0000 2015
  • Just had the best falafel of my life #jerusalem #fb Sun Feb 15 19:16:51 +0000 2015
  • A stray cat in an alley off of Ben Yehuda Street in Jerusalem http://t.co/RQoexSGpEF Sun Feb 15 18:42:13 +0000 2015
  • Free Guinness before 8pm? And NOW you tell me? #fb Sun Feb 15 17:37:11 +0000 2015
  • Smoking a cigar. In Jerusalem. In an Irish pub. Drinking Spanish coffee. Listening to Seal. #fb Sun Feb 15 17:10:20 +0000 2015
  • So, like, can I get bacon on my cheeseburger? http://t.co/3mGOAQ4HeI Sun Feb 15 17:04:41 +0000 2015
  • Jerusalem, bitches #fb Sun Feb 15 15:39:59 +0000 2015
  • Andrew Marr looks like a marionette #fb Sun Feb 15 07:30:55 +0000 2015
  • Today’s unfortunately uncomplicated breakfast was 2 cranberry muffins on board a British Airways flight #fb Sun Feb 15 07:21:39 +0000 2015
  • London Heathrow, bitches #fb Sun Feb 15 07:05:32 +0000 2015
  • Been in two airports so far today and have already done a sample size calculation and edited a manuscript. Oh yeah… Pleasure trip… #fb Sat Feb 14 21:04:49 +0000 2015
  • So terminal 3 is like the Third World version of YYZ #fb Sat Feb 14 20:54:02 +0000 2015
  • On a crowded airplane… Seated next to one of my students. A wonder that doesn’t happen more often. #fb Sat Feb 14 20:14:45 +0000 2015
  • Toronto, bitches #fb Sat Feb 14 20:13:39 +0000 2015
  • want http://t.co/s67e89rRyl Sat Feb 14 13:59:46 +0000 2015
  • Want http://t.co/Qolfwl4Cov Sat Feb 14 13:58:59 +0000 2015
  • Awww he wants to play http://t.co/ZrxIg6FLKl Sat Feb 14 02:20:32 +0000 2015
  • Toronto job in Health Promotion http://t.co/u6KICPQGiW #fb Fri Feb 13 22:50:14 +0000 2015
  • Epidemiologist position in Hamilton http://t.co/zskP6iv6PH #fb Fri Feb 13 22:49:51 +0000 2015
  • heh heh http://t.co/2yKdkZIGsz Fri Feb 13 22:41:45 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/AYl3qb3e1i Fri Feb 13 22:40:15 +0000 2015
  • The love that dare not speak its name http://t.co/LwqXPko386 Fri Feb 13 22:17:17 +0000 2015
  • Yes, I’m vacuuming in the nude. Now just try to get that image out of your mind. Just try. #fb Fri Feb 13 22:14:28 +0000 2015
  • Seems legit. http://t.co/BiLrZ5SlI9 Fri Feb 13 21:40:04 +0000 2015
  • I suppose it *could* be… http://t.co/reEXoe29hL Fri Feb 13 21:38:29 +0000 2015
  • Seems legit http://t.co/kwVtpcuOtk Fri Feb 13 21:37:27 +0000 2015
  • Oh shit. http://t.co/2DRIWrT3Rp Fri Feb 13 21:34:32 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day. Thanks, Obama! https://t.co/SDlGAX12wF #fb Fri Feb 13 21:08:31 +0000 2015
  • Harper’s anti-terror bill is one of the most damaging, pointless pieces of legislation I’ve yet seen http://t.co/bXQL4vieoT #fb Fri Feb 13 19:23:10 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/y5SIsUCMZn Fri Feb 13 18:19:31 +0000 2015
  • It’s what, like -37 in Ottawa right now? #fb Fri Feb 13 16:05:41 +0000 2015
  • Why is SE Cupp always on my TV screen? Who keeps booking this fool? #fb Fri Feb 13 15:27:44 +0000 2015
  • Interesting that the screws on my air vents are suddenly loose. Maybe someone recently installed a listening device… Nah. Or…? #fb Fri Feb 13 13:23:45 +0000 2015
  • For the rest of the week I’m going to assume that commenters on Youtube aren’t simply racist cretins, but are just 12 years old. #fb Fri Feb 13 12:56:34 +0000 2015
  • This is what happens when you work out in the evening…. so much for productivity! http://t.co/uiznIrkkzE Fri Feb 13 12:42:56 +0000 2015
  • Recent Facebook Profile Pics http://t.co/76kjX8o08M Fri Feb 13 12:27:37 +0000 2015
  • “Because every woman secretly wants a He Man” http://t.co/gzNoapZW91 Fri Feb 13 12:22:09 +0000 2015
  • As stupid as this is, I still prefer it to the #grammys http://t.co/fHUXHxCcAl #fb Fri Feb 13 12:20:19 +0000 2015
  • Darwin’s Kids Doodled All Over His “Origin of Species” Manuscript http://t.co/GvlckUccHZ Fri Feb 13 03:00:08 +0000 2015
  • Just pulled a millimetre long metal sliver from the tip of my index finder. You can’t imagine the agony. #fb Fri Feb 13 01:19:19 +0000 2015
  • Yes, I went to the gym. Now I want credit. And karma. And wine. #fb Fri Feb 13 00:37:52 +0000 2015
  • I don’t wanna go to the gym! I don’t wanna! #fb Thu Feb 12 23:07:21 +0000 2015
  • Nice to see the government of Canada naming their contracted positions accurately http://t.co/aI8DOGLy9o Thu Feb 12 22:48:17 +0000 2015
  • Unhappiness is… forgetting to wear my fitbit. So it’s like all the walking I did today didn’t really happen! #fb Thu Feb 12 22:43:06 +0000 2015
  • Always nice to be invited to a fancy dinner… until you read the price tag: $1000 per plate. Ouch. #fb Thu Feb 12 18:47:55 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots of course today i forgot to wear it…. Thu Feb 12 17:44:55 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots what gave it away? Thu Feb 12 17:06:11 +0000 2015
  • “Trees cause more pollution than automobiles.” ~ Ronald Reagan #fb Thu Feb 12 16:39:23 +0000 2015
  • “Facts are stupid things.” ~ Ronald Reagan #fb Thu Feb 12 16:39:04 +0000 2015
  • Yep. http://t.co/cOKQePBdcB Thu Feb 12 16:29:35 +0000 2015
  • @dkaykay11 you should teach that class Thu Feb 12 15:57:16 +0000 2015
  • From now on I’m going to call nocturnal emissions “manstruation” #fb Thu Feb 12 14:13:29 +0000 2015
  • ‘I’m sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She’s looking like a rock scientist.” Tara Reid expressing her admiration for geologists Thu Feb 12 14:09:58 +0000 2015
  • “You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.” -George Bush Jr. Yes, he actually said it. #fb Thu Feb 12 14:08:21 +0000 2015
  • “‘Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” -Brooke Shields #fb Thu Feb 12 14:07:04 +0000 2015
  • Sounds like she’s qualified to be the Vice Presidential nominee on the Republican ticket http://t.co/5pDzKYFrKA Thu Feb 12 14:06:22 +0000 2015
  • The best movies of all time? I’ve never even heard 8, 10, 12, 15, or 30. http://t.co/YC1tDtWyk2 #fb Thu Feb 12 13:52:44 +0000 2015
  • Thanks, Obama! http://t.co/WinC1HUXvr Thu Feb 12 13:49:31 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/dzjiyyJKOU Thu Feb 12 12:25:58 +0000 2015
  • I’m not going to stay here http://t.co/acSpFCbzGU Thu Feb 12 07:31:07 +0000 2015
  • #justice https://t.co/db3vhB0eB5 Thu Feb 12 05:01:57 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/bSiKJCnJPy #fb Thu Feb 12 04:58:26 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/y2bpaYg7TX Thu Feb 12 04:26:16 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/T6HeIuJWpz Thu Feb 12 04:25:37 +0000 2015
  • #wisdom http://t.co/TLYmGRLCEk Thu Feb 12 04:24:58 +0000 2015
  • What. The Fuck. http://t.co/SnODC74pe6 #academicfreedom Thu Feb 12 03:13:37 +0000 2015
  • Just watched the #Grammys for first time in years. Has it always been a menagerie of freaks and a stage for the tragically undermedicated? Thu Feb 12 02:02:42 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/LJ0QwR5TIX Thu Feb 12 00:30:42 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day: when Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking hang out with Arthur C Clarke: http://t.co/8jqEW01PK8 #fb Wed Feb 11 23:40:14 +0000 2015
  • Man, midday wine is delicious! #fb Wed Feb 11 17:47:11 +0000 2015
  • I can’t type or read on a moving train. Gonna have my drink and sign off until I reach Ottawa. Stay classy, Ontario! #fb Wed Feb 11 17:27:06 +0000 2015
  • Settled in my business class train seat for a 5 hour ride. There’s a screaming toddler behind me. I wonder what meeting he’s off to. #fb Wed Feb 11 17:04:55 +0000 2015
  • @xabulojehoz why r u suspicious? dont trust the new operators? Wed Feb 11 15:09:54 +0000 2015
  • So the Pirate Bay is back, but EZTV is down. Why can’t I have nice things? #fb Wed Feb 11 14:57:27 +0000 2015
  • Got such a humane rejection letter from “Autism: International Journal of Research & Practice” that I’m wondering if I’m hallucinating #fb Wed Feb 11 13:54:23 +0000 2015
  • Am adding this to my will http://t.co/gP4uDOmYjb Wed Feb 11 06:16:37 +0000 2015
  • youtube logic http://t.co/8eBBgoY17j Wed Feb 11 06:15:08 +0000 2015
  • Student just said can’t come to office hours this week, so instead will just drop in sometime during Reading Week. Yeah good luck with that. Tue Feb 10 20:41:40 +0000 2015
  • If you’re going to kill time on Google Hangout, you may as well pretend to be a hipster in Venice http://t.co/JnxSo9Be5d Tue Feb 10 20:07:40 +0000 2015
  • Gotta admit. This looks more like a brochure for an Indian call centre http://t.co/OqMknHIU01 Tue Feb 10 19:43:08 +0000 2015
  • Here I am, hosting virtual office hours on Google Hangout –wearing pants and everything!– and no one else is here. http://t.co/Tw5JF7XT29 Tue Feb 10 19:37:27 +0000 2015
  • Happiness is… a guest lecturer in my epidemiology class 🙂 You guys be nice to her! #fb Tue Feb 10 18:00:19 +0000 2015
  • I just realized that I once wrote a paper with “PP Wang.” So proud. #fb Tue Feb 10 17:50:47 +0000 2015
  • My interview w/ Neil Hrab has been updated with Neil’s written answers to the questions left in the Youtube comments: http://t.co/MXw3ZfGD1K Tue Feb 10 17:22:47 +0000 2015
  • “Obama’s Christian Right Critics Agree with Islamic State” https://t.co/KOdDja6G4D #fb Tue Feb 10 16:43:02 +0000 2015
  • @JustHerod I didn’t know this guy, but I knew of him: Sukh Dip (pronounced suck deep) Tue Feb 10 16:40:19 +0000 2015
  • “Pak Publishing Group” has a green half moon logo, editorial board with South Asian & Arab names, yet claims to be a German company #fail Tue Feb 10 16:10:34 +0000 2015
  • The surname “Talbot” sounds like it should belong to a robot of great height #fb Tue Feb 10 15:47:28 +0000 2015
  • @JustHerod I once met a Phuc Dat Tue Feb 10 15:11:02 +0000 2015
  • If I were Chinese, I would demand the surname “Wang” or “Ho”. For obvious reasons. #fb Tue Feb 10 15:01:18 +0000 2015
  • @techcyclists ha Tue Feb 10 13:16:07 +0000 2015
  • @javiercha yeah Austin is good. The Russo interview was with Chael Sonnen, though, not Austin Tue Feb 10 13:09:44 +0000 2015
  • Amazed – and a little creeped out – by fitbit’s ability to tell when I’m awake or asleep #fb Tue Feb 10 13:09:01 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/1ZuhMWsUJr Tue Feb 10 12:37:54 +0000 2015
  • Today’s Youtube interview w/ Neil Hrab failed due to crappy wifi. Instead, here’s the backup audio podcast version! http://t.co/MXw3ZfGD1K Tue Feb 10 04:02:14 +0000 2015
  • Q&A With Communications Expert Neil Hrab http://t.co/7Po7z1GW8z Tue Feb 10 03:54:53 +0000 2015
  • @DomMenard @arlapugh arrrrgh. sorry for the technical problems. long story. might be able to salvage the recording. Tue Feb 10 01:05:24 +0000 2015
  • Q&A with journalist Neil Hrab: http://t.co/CGrkNa60v7 via @YouTube Mon Feb 09 22:58:45 +0000 2015
  • @DomMenard you can’t hear us? Good thing recording the audio Mon Feb 09 22:40:22 +0000 2015
  • Just arrived at Toronto Island airport. Let’s see how long it takes takes to drive 8 blocks to the royal York hotel. I’m guessing 2 hrs #fb Mon Feb 09 21:28:34 +0000 2015
  • I know I’m back in Toronto… People are shouting into their cell phones. Cripes, people, you don’t need to shout! #fb Mon Feb 09 21:24:52 +0000 2015
  • @javiercha apparently Vince Russo has a podcast Mon Feb 09 21:05:09 +0000 2015
  • Toronto, bitches #fb Mon Feb 09 21:04:40 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert bah Mon Feb 09 21:04:28 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert weird. Wasn’t this originally a photo of the peace tower? Twitter is playing games with me Mon Feb 09 18:58:40 +0000 2015
  • io9 has a thread on worst fictional scientists. Prometheus tops, further justifying my review http://t.co/MVT3WI4kQk http://t.co/xbh2MnSfZV Mon Feb 09 18:32:22 +0000 2015
  • Today at 5pm I’ll be interviewing communications expert Neil Hrab on Youtube, live from the Toronto Royal York hotel: http://t.co/z4wVy0Fuxr Mon Feb 09 18:13:52 +0000 2015
  • At the airport again, en route to Toronto. #fb Mon Feb 09 18:01:25 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert I’m pocket dialing you right now Mon Feb 09 18:00:35 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert Stop being such a clock sucker Mon Feb 09 17:57:03 +0000 2015
  • Zoddammit. Here I am living a low carb, gluten-free existence, and the dude next to me at the airport is slobbering over a calzone. #fb Mon Feb 09 17:56:19 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert How did you get a photo of my morning boner??? Mon Feb 09 17:55:06 +0000 2015
  • Just saw Peter McKay at the airport. Man, he’s aged. Then again, so have I. #fb Mon Feb 09 17:54:12 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert If I had nothing to look forward to in the morning, I’d sleep more, too Mon Feb 09 17:52:31 +0000 2015
  • well, back to my regular schedule http://t.co/8axplUkHkF Mon Feb 09 15:00:46 +0000 2015
  • Separated at Birth, part 83 http://t.co/xb44b5UYi0 Mon Feb 09 07:15:21 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Jq4A8vDBCt Mon Feb 09 06:21:49 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Qvs43uRu44 Mon Feb 09 06:21:16 +0000 2015
  • I don’t know what’s going on here, but now I’m scared of rope bridges. http://t.co/GWXmFn66Z3 Mon Feb 09 05:58:04 +0000 2015
  • Replaced Adblock Plus with Ghostery and UBlock… Chrome is soooo much faster now. #fb Mon Feb 09 05:57:22 +0000 2015
  • Is there a law for why they always crouch in photos, too? http://t.co/P35k6wX84d Mon Feb 09 05:38:47 +0000 2015
  • No, they’d spontaneously miscarry due to the metal and gunpowder poisoning http://t.co/rp2hdvTNd5 Mon Feb 09 05:29:46 +0000 2015
  • Goodbye, Ad Block Plus. Your negatives finally outweighed your positives. #fb Mon Feb 09 05:02:10 +0000 2015
  • Oh Republicans, your humanity humbles me. http://t.co/6mrvuVVcBy Mon Feb 09 04:01:31 +0000 2015
  • Okay this is an asshole Right Wing tweet…. but it’s kinda funny http://t.co/qTPW7G41vk Mon Feb 09 03:57:27 +0000 2015
  • @McEwanInComm +/- 2% of respondents who may not actually be scientists Mon Feb 09 03:55:41 +0000 2015
  • I try to be fair to today’s Republicans. But they keep doubling down on the stupid. http://t.co/2VWpK99qZU Mon Feb 09 03:24:10 +0000 2015
  • So not only do the Wahlberg brothers have a criminal past, they also suck at math http://t.co/MBu2ulqo97 Mon Feb 09 03:06:42 +0000 2015
  • List of studies showing GMOs unsafe – http://t.co/BI1kcKRsYB – & its scientific rebuttal – http://t.co/m90Fem3MzF – Which is more shared? Mon Feb 09 02:54:25 +0000 2015
  • Who are these 2% of scientists who don’t believe in Evolution? http://t.co/RO9EdObZ66 http://t.co/jxgxyGNxra Mon Feb 09 02:47:36 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/NWP1Sv64cQ Sun Feb 08 22:50:26 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/3X8hiTu3YE Sun Feb 08 22:49:50 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/wX1TqL3HJH Sun Feb 08 22:49:07 +0000 2015
  • Just booked a flight using a travel agent… and wonder why I don’t do this more often. #fb Sun Feb 08 20:49:07 +0000 2015
  • Dear tablet/notebook manufacturers: what’s the bloody point of making a disk physically write-protected? I’m looking at you, Asus! #fb Sun Feb 08 17:37:24 +0000 2015
  • @javiercha i know 🙁 Sun Feb 08 16:54:51 +0000 2015
  • Windows, if I’m going to spend so much time fixing you, I may as well use Linux and be considered cool. Sun Feb 08 16:48:14 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/s31mkIoVXq Sun Feb 08 04:53:16 +0000 2015
  • Why do I watch #billmaher every week? I always feel dumber for it. #fb Sun Feb 08 03:12:48 +0000 2015
  • So Bill Maher spends an entire show complaining about medical science, and there isn’t a single medical scientist on his panel. #fb Sun Feb 08 03:02:28 +0000 2015
  • Rewatching “2010”. I do miss 1980s sci-fi visual sensibility #fb Sun Feb 08 01:47:04 +0000 2015
  • Leonardo da Vinci’s resume http://t.co/eKjfVSrie2 #fb Sat Feb 07 23:49:48 +0000 2015
  • Just Kraftwerked my entire workout and now I feel the need to instill order in my environment. Ja. Das ist gut. #fb Sat Feb 07 23:39:50 +0000 2015
  • Heh http://t.co/XBMPbiNEJ2 Sat Feb 07 21:39:02 +0000 2015
  • Students, I will be in Toronto much of next week. Thus, office hours will be held virtually via Google Hangout. Check Blackboard for details Sat Feb 07 21:38:02 +0000 2015
  • What I learned today: the daughter of Laura Ingalls Wilder was one of the founders of American libertarianism. #fb Sat Feb 07 20:26:55 +0000 2015
  • Today is the 148th birthday of Laura Ingalls Wilder. Is that why the Big Bang Theory had the Little House fanfic subplot? #fb Sat Feb 07 20:11:40 +0000 2015
  • Since we’re on a “math is hard” theme… http://t.co/G3aFQLa6tq Sat Feb 07 20:07:30 +0000 2015
  • When u’ve lots of work to do & are looking for new ways to procrastinate, crank up the Kraftwerk remixes to 11 & dance about your condo #fb Sat Feb 07 20:03:32 +0000 2015
  • When you must choose between sex and food…. http://t.co/fGjD3TGpXz Sat Feb 07 18:20:39 +0000 2015
  • This is why kids can’t do math. The system is broken. http://t.co/Gtxan9KQ9i http://t.co/pp1dry4Nsb Sat Feb 07 18:19:29 +0000 2015
  • @KyleRyc true. Sat Feb 07 18:18:48 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/ow8vjhDL48 Sat Feb 07 17:51:53 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/tTloTthw8o Sat Feb 07 17:46:38 +0000 2015
  • There’s a little Palpatine going on here, too http://t.co/a5vo5wlfc1 Sat Feb 07 17:45:44 +0000 2015
  • Fucking hipsters http://t.co/HfsotZyc2f Sat Feb 07 17:44:59 +0000 2015
  • “Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, ‘Oh shit, it’s the cops’?” -some guy on the interwebs #fb Sat Feb 07 17:33:29 +0000 2015
  • Oh… the feels…. http://t.co/4EgZnmAHet #fb Sat Feb 07 17:29:15 +0000 2015
  • sigh http://t.co/kjQFCXYTof Sat Feb 07 17:23:38 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/rG633dwDrg Sat Feb 07 17:22:40 +0000 2015
  • “Jason Aldean sounds like his dick got stuck in his sister.” -@osamabininyomom #fb Sat Feb 07 17:18:52 +0000 2015
  • The weather in New York City right now is like a young Britney Spears: pretty hot, kinda gross.” -some guy on twitter #fb Sat Feb 07 17:18:05 +0000 2015
  • “Battle for the Himalayas”: a fascinating documentary on the history of the conquest of Everest http://t.co/1begYmOPc6 #fb Sat Feb 07 17:02:39 +0000 2015
  • Okay, so this is real. Nice to know racist brands have evolved to be marginally less racist. http://t.co/aDkX6zqq8i Sat Feb 07 15:17:29 +0000 2015
  • Now read the Chinese bootleg description of “Attack of the Clones” #starwars http://t.co/uEBz4fqSMS Sat Feb 07 15:13:09 +0000 2015
  • Check out the description of a Chinese bootleg version of The Phantom Menace #starwars http://t.co/aiz7wK4IyY Sat Feb 07 15:11:33 +0000 2015
  • I think all our family picnics were held here http://t.co/CWgeU54eWQ Sat Feb 07 14:47:25 +0000 2015
  • Now that’s a bargain! http://t.co/6mVRgaUnqN Sat Feb 07 14:46:04 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/qaRNJ6TsVA #fb Sat Feb 07 14:32:33 +0000 2015
  • Fun website for visualizing which professions are most “culturally relevant” http://t.co/WaVDl0uH6v Sat Feb 07 14:20:30 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/oIFyO9V3XT via @TheOnion Sat Feb 07 14:08:45 +0000 2015
  • Why Does DC Hate Gorillas? http://t.co/WNsWRfUNBc Sat Feb 07 03:06:46 +0000 2015
  • This is what actual satire looks like http://t.co/oONAezcwcF Sat Feb 07 00:57:16 +0000 2015
  • A sign of old age: when my only motivation for watching a beauty pageant is to hear how stupidly they answer the questions. #fb Sat Feb 07 00:46:02 +0000 2015
  • Twitter Tweets from 1-1-15 to 1-31-15 http://t.co/Qkkx4Tpyit Sat Feb 07 00:43:41 +0000 2015
  • Come on, this is some sort of milestone, no? http://t.co/mRWKkXahJJ Sat Feb 07 00:27:45 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert I stopped taking my meds. Freedom! FREEDOM! Sat Feb 07 00:19:34 +0000 2015
  • @BrendanNyhan NP. Are the results of your study published? If so, got a link? Thanks. Fri Feb 06 23:53:33 +0000 2015
  • Twitter responds to John Baird’s departure https://t.co/s5J3SEjP4y Fri Feb 06 23:51:43 +0000 2015
  • Unhappiness is when you have to pick up dog poop and all you have is one of those CLEAR grocery store veggie bags. Ewwwww. #fb Fri Feb 06 23:46:50 +0000 2015
  • “When …seeks medical guidance from, Jenny McCarthy, they have confessed to having the intellectual power of a dead tree stump.” -R Murphy Fri Feb 06 23:40:33 +0000 2015
  • Great interview with @BrendanNyhan about why people don’t get vaccinated, despite the evidence http://t.co/hw5nY1yWkf Fri Feb 06 23:35:00 +0000 2015
  • Two of my favourite topics: Katy Perry’s “left shark” and the idiocy of modern copyright laws http://t.co/qhATSOvaH0 #fb Fri Feb 06 21:32:24 +0000 2015
  • Happiness is when your h-index creeps up by one. #academicmatters #fb Fri Feb 06 21:29:15 +0000 2015
  • The problem with homemade halva is finding the strength not to eat all of it in one sitting. I failed. #fb Fri Feb 06 20:22:42 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert http://t.co/bhzVMk73T2 Fri Feb 06 17:19:01 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert douche wrapping Fri Feb 06 17:14:32 +0000 2015
  • How is this fair? http://t.co/wthOQlj0j8 Fri Feb 06 16:44:31 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert did you put on a suit just to photograph your wrist? Fri Feb 06 15:52:07 +0000 2015
  • Behold the power of melatonin and of having nothing scheduled for Friday morning! #fitbit http://t.co/SvFnqbQ0e0 Fri Feb 06 15:32:49 +0000 2015
  • Evolution http://t.co/V0EpRtSUmJ Fri Feb 06 15:13:05 +0000 2015
  • Inbox down to 75 and it’s 3:AM. Bed time! #fb Fri Feb 06 08:13:35 +0000 2015
  • Oh snap! http://t.co/LV1py8VQWs Fri Feb 06 07:34:53 +0000 2015
  • Back in the day, the anti-vaccination movement targeted diphtheria. I had hoped we’d moved on. http://t.co/78FBofgGrr Fri Feb 06 06:53:15 +0000 2015
  • Another vintage anti-vaccination cartoon http://t.co/VmnBM5J0BW Fri Feb 06 06:51:05 +0000 2015
  • An cartoon commenting on the anti-vaccination movement…. from the 1940s!! http://t.co/XqerNP67aA Fri Feb 06 06:46:17 +0000 2015
  • This is my yoga mat. Clearly, I’m a fan of downward doggy style. Time to buy a new mat. http://t.co/BEHtVTYiGe Fri Feb 06 06:27:18 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/49FzFeYrQW Fri Feb 06 06:20:44 +0000 2015
  • There’s a reason it’s the only Coldplay song I can tolerate: because it’s ripped off from the brilliant Kraftwerk http://t.co/DYSg03wYzw #fb Fri Feb 06 05:59:55 +0000 2015
  • Child non-immunization map looks a lot like child mortality map #hmm #fb http://t.co/bPvhUTD4Ov Fri Feb 06 05:43:46 +0000 2015
  • Adult vaccination rates in the US are pretty low http://t.co/KqIk5AvGqg #fb Fri Feb 06 05:29:17 +0000 2015
  • Who is successful on Shark Tank? http://t.co/uKxdgpJbdc Thu Feb 05 23:38:23 +0000 2015
  • Parents Can’t Name Their Child ‘Nutella,’ http://t.co/0lxVbDNPaQ #fb Thu Feb 05 23:13:29 +0000 2015
  • AUUUUGH! http://t.co/lgl564BrBD Thu Feb 05 23:10:48 +0000 2015
  • “Yeah well I didn’t want to carry a fat chick anyway.” http://t.co/rexMFVm3Nb Thu Feb 05 22:49:15 +0000 2015
  • Is there anything sadder than homeless drifter Spider-man? http://t.co/N2T34PyWU6 Thu Feb 05 22:20:23 +0000 2015
  • Stop Cutting Off Your Pet Dogs’ Tails, America http://t.co/88OiTrdrHM #fb Thu Feb 05 22:18:43 +0000 2015
  • You know, I have less lower back pain when I swing my hips and walk like a girl. Hmm, maybe Bruce Jenner is onto something! #fb Thu Feb 05 21:22:27 +0000 2015
  • Every year I panic before giving the Kaplan-Meier lecture. Why does that topic traumatize me so much? #fb Thu Feb 05 20:48:15 +0000 2015
  • @KyleRyc of course Thu Feb 05 18:04:08 +0000 2015
  • I bet @KyleRyc is screaming like a little girl http://t.co/bG4xY7ZBXg Thu Feb 05 16:33:11 +0000 2015
  • Did Gorilla Grodd just appear in the Flash TV show? Please, Zod, say it ain’t so…. #fb Thu Feb 05 16:28:01 +0000 2015
  • Auuuugh! http://t.co/hiXNBUUGaD Thu Feb 05 16:05:49 +0000 2015
  • A warning to the TTC Leprechaun http://t.co/grOMmvtXHg Thu Feb 05 16:05:12 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/uBvbOF9lHX #fb Thu Feb 05 16:00:54 +0000 2015
  • Accurate reviews of “50 Shades of Grey” http://t.co/W5gRbD3oqS Thu Feb 05 16:00:14 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/COOkQLQ85E Thu Feb 05 15:55:43 +0000 2015
  • Between Rob Ford and the TTC Leprechaun, it looks like Toronto has become the Florida of the north #fb Thu Feb 05 15:36:26 +0000 2015
  • @dkaykay11 Make me proud, young padawan Thu Feb 05 14:51:32 +0000 2015
  • Separated at Birth, part 82 http://t.co/9gQOr2Gxbz Thu Feb 05 14:51:02 +0000 2015
  • @dkaykay11 @Leniloo92 colour coded. fancy. Thu Feb 05 14:43:42 +0000 2015
  • @dkaykay11 @Leniloo92 Lucky you! PS looks like I’ll be speaking at Western sometime in March. See you there? Thu Feb 05 14:40:22 +0000 2015
  • Why is Newman from Seinfeld teaching health sciences at Queens? #antivaxprof http://t.co/D2xncXf1QC Thu Feb 05 14:36:09 +0000 2015
  • RT @AlanaMaryR: Wow, the rate my professors site has really improved since I last looked at it in… 2007? Following the #antivaxprof story r… Thu Feb 05 14:34:25 +0000 2015
  • What I learned from my friend’s 4 year old daughter: earlier this week was “Brown Dog’s Day” #fb Thu Feb 05 14:04:44 +0000 2015
  • “The surgery was performed by Emilio Gonzalez, an alleged medical school dropout.” http://t.co/ASM2731wjn #fb Thu Feb 05 13:04:03 +0000 2015
  • I’m calling it now. @SpiderAnderson didnt know that his doctor was pumping him full of roids Wed Feb 04 20:59:03 +0000 2015
  • @1MaginAZN fancy. Wed Feb 04 19:59:12 +0000 2015
  • @1MaginAZN you’re at Queens now? Wed Feb 04 19:57:26 +0000 2015
  • Seems a prof at Queen’s is regularly teaching anti-vaccination anti-science. https://t.co/yrK9ckMl9c Wed Feb 04 13:07:00 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/AkmnGfCYWm Wed Feb 04 13:00:35 +0000 2015
  • RT @Hilarious_Idiot: http://t.co/7r7QgjmK6k Wed Feb 04 12:52:54 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/MOeDsatgWN Wed Feb 04 04:26:14 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/j3psU4f3Gu Wed Feb 04 04:25:04 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/hXX3itYh3F Wed Feb 04 04:17:19 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/XnjNJsYnls Wed Feb 04 04:16:46 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/73fX97lFsw #fb Wed Feb 04 03:54:08 +0000 2015
  • @CigaretsChill dude. Do you want to start a war or what? Tue Feb 03 23:13:12 +0000 2015
  • Men only acknowledge the existence of 7 colours. Any more is just pointless. http://t.co/WQ7vKNOJgI Tue Feb 03 22:11:13 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert and that one a no brainer. IPhone is for dumb people and pedophiles Tue Feb 03 21:50:43 +0000 2015
  • I wonder what causes more outrage? Taking a side re: Israel-Palestine? Something about feminism? Obama? Or something about Windows vs Mac ? Tue Feb 03 19:52:08 +0000 2015
  • I’ve learned to accept that the world wants to be ignorant. The base human condition is idiocy. http://t.co/3nIXyFtgpx Tue Feb 03 19:38:14 +0000 2015
  • Anyone else have regular trouble connecting to the @UOttawa wifi network? Tue Feb 03 19:25:23 +0000 2015
  • Baird Resigns From Cabinet, Won’t Run Again. Okay so what’s the real story? http://t.co/WMSxXDvJSt #fb Tue Feb 03 17:18:13 +0000 2015
  • In binary, I only have 14 Facebook friends 🙁 http://t.co/9kLXDNMet4 Tue Feb 03 15:12:08 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/G63wHPEF9U Tue Feb 03 15:10:29 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/7FV39f1iug Tue Feb 03 15:09:56 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/sPTDHaSkqA Tue Feb 03 15:06:26 +0000 2015
  • Stoned doggy says… http://t.co/RMjQU7WXWH Tue Feb 03 15:05:42 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/ldIt8B32n3 Tue Feb 03 13:08:57 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/8bIsFpAsYw Tue Feb 03 13:05:51 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/rJ5AtnCyKY Tue Feb 03 13:05:30 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/sUUmihPsqB Tue Feb 03 13:05:13 +0000 2015
  • #yoga http://t.co/EvU6DX0B03 Tue Feb 03 05:48:19 +0000 2015
  • #thor http://t.co/kUmKOvytUX Tue Feb 03 05:41:48 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/AEn27AXjj7 Tue Feb 03 05:41:22 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/C6VW1vZ6ar Tue Feb 03 05:40:54 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/uSimWOVzbf Tue Feb 03 05:24:04 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/bacjY9BOLb Tue Feb 03 05:23:44 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/T9lKfSOIAR Tue Feb 03 05:23:27 +0000 2015
  • Everytime I make baba ganoush, I sing Who songs under my breath #fb Tue Feb 03 00:25:46 +0000 2015
  • Photobomb? More like photo-grenade! http://t.co/CoaRIxGfhT Tue Feb 03 00:20:08 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/jxyOadowUt Tue Feb 03 00:11:51 +0000 2015
  • Way to stay on topic http://t.co/k5DeXQJfq7 Mon Feb 02 23:57:53 +0000 2015
  • sigh http://t.co/rPsfUKBsG6 Mon Feb 02 23:47:20 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/ljsURN8Myn Mon Feb 02 23:46:41 +0000 2015
  • What’s the natural sleeping position? (Ignore the “protect penis from insects” bit) http://t.co/pXJ6UeXptw Mon Feb 02 23:40:57 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/NrJCiRECTL Mon Feb 02 23:10:59 +0000 2015
  • #Winnipeg http://t.co/7rOjhvsiRJ Mon Feb 02 23:10:40 +0000 2015
  • So Scotland banned fracking. I suspect they thought it was a kind of extreme sport. #fb Mon Feb 02 22:24:13 +0000 2015
  • Drink more coffee and live longer. http://t.co/pKt1JCvvCe http://t.co/XIqtLqKpoM Mon Feb 02 19:51:44 +0000 2015
  • Whenever the barista speaks French to me, I assume I’m dressing marginally better that day #fb Mon Feb 02 19:25:58 +0000 2015
  • I’m starting to accept that an empty inbox might be an unobtainable dream #fb Mon Feb 02 18:29:02 +0000 2015
  • I’m really feeling it today, http://t.co/xpftsOVDLB Mon Feb 02 15:41:28 +0000 2015
  • @Daniel_Pillai now i kind of want to mix them Mon Feb 02 15:33:28 +0000 2015
  • I know I’m tired when I blindly reach into the fridge for a jar of kefir, and instead end up taking an ill-advised swig of tahina. Mon Feb 02 15:24:36 +0000 2015
  • Curious episode of Canadian history: the Toronto Stork Derby https://t.co/NcolwWNMUp Mon Feb 02 10:23:57 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/j4bpv0beDS #fb Mon Feb 02 09:08:54 +0000 2015
  • Sigh. Texas. “Texas Boy Suspended For ‘Threatening’ Classmate With The One Ring” http://t.co/SaIW4MUc8Y #fb Sun Feb 01 21:21:57 +0000 2015
  • How does a real man spend superbowl Sunday? Getting a pedicure, of course http://t.co/xbJsPWBbwy Sun Feb 01 20:29:11 +0000 2015
  • Uhh…. what? http://t.co/1KbQILnP0P Sun Feb 01 19:13:10 +0000 2015
  • I’ve met some people who I suspect live on this stuff http://t.co/yJcLAHpFhz Sun Feb 01 19:11:04 +0000 2015
  • I just cleaned my kitchen using only baby wipes. Yes, that is correct. I welcome your comments. #fb Sun Feb 01 19:05:17 +0000 2015
  • “These Korean meatballs are the dog’s bollocks!” -Hugh Dennis #fb Sun Feb 01 18:53:03 +0000 2015
  • “Parents of obese children are trying to make them less attractive to pedophiles. But it’s also harder for them to run away.” -Frankie Boyle Sun Feb 01 18:52:40 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert @CBCNews Looks more like a dead professional wrestler. Name one. Any one. He looks like him. Sun Feb 01 15:56:10 +0000 2015
  • 19 reference letters later, my inbox is under 100 again. It’s 3:30AM and I’m going to bed. #fb Sun Feb 01 08:36:46 +0000 2015
  • One again, my textbook is a #1 Amazon bestseller! http://t.co/Wr7o1XL0Xd http://t.co/dG686bLCks Sun Feb 01 08:19:59 +0000 2015
  • I want to see Nick Diaz vs Royce Gracie or John Dodson #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 06:14:58 +0000 2015
  • Miesha Tate should win best performance #ufc183 Sun Feb 01 06:12:32 +0000 2015
  • If Silva’s wheel kick had landed, we’d all be singing a different tune right now #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 06:10:23 +0000 2015
  • Can’t stand all these tweets from fairweather MMA fans who don’t realize that Diaz was mocking Silva’s greatest clowning moments #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:55:11 +0000 2015
  • Gonna pour myself a drink and settle in for the Greatest Press Conference of all time #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:51:52 +0000 2015
  • Anderson Silva needs to retire now. That was a nice comeback but not an elite performance. He would lose to a top 10 guy. Sadly #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:51:08 +0000 2015
  • RT @TommyToeHold: Oh, you thought that was the main event? No, no, no. That will be the post fight press conference. #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:46:04 +0000 2015
  • Someone needs to produce a series of audio books in which Nick Diaz re-tells classic literature in his own words #UFC183 @joerogan Sun Feb 01 05:45:53 +0000 2015
  • RT @Alejandro199148: get the bleeps ready! #ufc #ufc183 #mma Sun Feb 01 05:43:53 +0000 2015
  • If Nick Diaz wasn’t a world class athlete, I think he might be that crazy guy outside the liquor store #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:43:37 +0000 2015
  • Nick Diaz is lovable in his delusion #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:41:54 +0000 2015
  • Nick Diaz was not being a clown. He was being a 1930s villain. He knew his role. Good guy. #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:37:31 +0000 2015
  • I guess all that matters is that he got back in the octagon and scored a win, however boring it was #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:35:53 +0000 2015
  • Going to a losing decision is nonetheless a victory against Anderson Silva #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:34:11 +0000 2015
  • You can’t beat Nick Diaz. Even if you beat him up, in his mind he’s won #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:33:26 +0000 2015
  • RT @YouShouldCare: Well it’s obvious Nick could care less about a win. #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:29:30 +0000 2015
  • If this goes to decision it will be a disappointment #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:29:07 +0000 2015
  • If not for the identities of the fighters this would be a boring main event #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:28:06 +0000 2015
  • RT @benfowlkesMMA: I can’t tell if Nick Diaz and Anderson Silva are realizing that they hate each other, or that they’re soulmates. Sun Feb 01 05:27:07 +0000 2015
  • I miss the days when Silva could just knock out anyone at will #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:26:28 +0000 2015
  • @HuShuo ha Sun Feb 01 05:23:22 +0000 2015
  • Shit. Diaz is in Spider’s head #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:16:27 +0000 2015
  • I can’t believe what I’m seeing #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:10:22 +0000 2015
  • TripIt is an awesome app! #fb Sun Feb 01 04:48:41 +0000 2015