Twitter tweets from 3-1-15 to 3-31-15

Archived Twitter tweets from 2015-03-01 to 2015-03-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • HSS4303B – Matched Studies 2015: http://t.co/ZW2Jt9lViI via @YouTube Tue Mar 31 21:46:18 +0000 2015
  • Today’s epidemiology lecture was interrupted by a fire alarm! So I’ve recorded the rest of it on youtube: http://t.co/IKhWe2TnA1 Tue Mar 31 21:39:46 +0000 2015
  • Unhappiness is…. when a fire alarm cancels my class! Urrrgh! 3fb Tue Mar 31 20:50:12 +0000 2015
  • Yep, I just took an hour long nap on the stinky floor of my office. This is what back-to-back 8:30AM lectures does to you #fb Tue Mar 31 19:51:51 +0000 2015
  • Faculty of Health Sciences recruiting for Replacement Professor https://t.co/Sa3q58QgwE Tue Mar 31 14:34:05 +0000 2015
  • So @uOttawa discontinues its open access author fund. This is a travesty. https://t.co/FdaUKzvyRI Tue Mar 31 14:07:37 +0000 2015
  • Jeebus. The second of 2 back to back 830am classes is about to start. What ill advised gibberish will I spew this morning? #fb Tue Mar 31 12:26:27 +0000 2015
  • “Is A Kilobit 1,000 Or 1,024 Bits?” I was brought up with the latter. But I guess the former makes more sense. http://t.co/gGFOdSlEgz #fb Tue Mar 31 11:52:43 +0000 2015
  • From a strictly “what’s best for our unemployment rate and GDP” argument… I totally agree. http://t.co/6x1yGXLKhf Tue Mar 31 11:05:18 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Mmq77RehQx Tue Mar 31 02:02:57 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/E50750R7iM Tue Mar 31 01:37:42 +0000 2015
  • The day after my first attempt at deadlifts….. ow. #fb Mon Mar 30 20:46:43 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/c1l3VwDRq4 Mon Mar 30 20:32:29 +0000 2015
  • What I learned today… the Corsican flag is a disembodied Moorish head! https://t.co/7XphTW7VMK http://t.co/UwakfK5HQ8 Mon Mar 30 20:00:23 +0000 2015
  • creepy as fuck http://t.co/j77eFWnlBP #fb Mon Mar 30 19:48:15 +0000 2015
  • Oh crap http://t.co/1yYhS7eDY3 Mon Mar 30 16:02:51 +0000 2015
  • “No more Colbert Report. Soon, no Jon Stewart. Soon after that, no more South Park. Great. Now I have to grow up a little.” #fb Mon Mar 30 15:38:18 +0000 2015
  • Trevor Noah to be new host of the @TheDailyShow ? Good choice! Dude will be a star. #fb Mon Mar 30 15:28:13 +0000 2015
  • Had a fun homoerotic time with @DavidBilbert and a poodle last night, watching Wrestlemania Mon Mar 30 12:29:22 +0000 2015
  • In light of Wrestlemania 31, someone needs to start selling Suplex City t-shirts before WWE trademarks that bad boy #fb Mon Mar 30 12:28:24 +0000 2015
  • RT @AnGrY_BrAd: What do I have to say about Monday? Suplex City, Bitch Mon Mar 30 12:27:04 +0000 2015
  • This week I’m teaching 8am classes on back to back days. This was bad planning. #fb Mon Mar 30 12:26:38 +0000 2015
  • Wrestlemania…. awesome! #fb Mon Mar 30 03:08:32 +0000 2015
  • Watching Wrestlemania for first time in >10 years. Not the same without Good Old J.R. Sun Mar 29 23:11:39 +0000 2015
  • Wrestlemania 31! Yep, I’m that guy. #fb Sun Mar 29 23:07:46 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert no idea. possibly 10? or until I realize I’m 48 and change the channel? Sun Mar 29 22:20:33 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert booooo. gonna have to lay the smackdown on you Sun Mar 29 22:16:46 +0000 2015
  • Just did deadlifts for the first time. I got scared, wimped out and used dumbbells. I know, I know. #fb Sun Mar 29 21:38:02 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert still up for wrestlemania tonight? Kevin is coming after 7pm Sun Mar 29 21:36:49 +0000 2015
  • “If your idea of happiness has to do with someone else changing–what they say, what they do–you are in for a fucking hard-ass road.” -RuPaul Sun Mar 29 20:02:45 +0000 2015
  • This makes sense https://t.co/RroqybJ8U5 #fb Sun Mar 29 19:58:53 +0000 2015
  • To Bitch Or Not To Bitch http://t.co/IctnTsiGOH Sun Mar 29 18:51:15 +0000 2015
  • RT @Markgatiss: When do they ceremonially re-stab him in the arse? #RichardIII Sun Mar 29 15:40:59 +0000 2015
  • And it’s about time, bitch http://t.co/EWMHYRCFty Sun Mar 29 15:31:24 +0000 2015
  • RT @KeithDB80: The first #RichardIII pun I’ve seen. A real #groaner. Got to love #Shakespeare. http://t.co/c3D9lhwJF6 Sun Mar 29 14:33:29 +0000 2015
  • Watching re burial of Richard iii. Imagine if Us were to re bury Lincoln. What a shit show that would be. Kanye West would probably rap. #fb Sun Mar 29 14:28:43 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert especially the cute ones Sun Mar 29 14:02:40 +0000 2015
  • Watching the re burial of Richard iii. Why the frack is Cumberbitch there? #fb Sun Mar 29 13:55:08 +0000 2015
  • Dear waiter, no one is impressed when you try to memorize the order. Write that fucker down. #fb Sat Mar 28 19:19:40 +0000 2015
  • Tossed out the marking scheme for an essay on Roman history… I crossed out the Rubricon! #fb Sat Mar 28 16:08:18 +0000 2015
  • @caityjackson @JulioFrenk @HarvardChanSPH in the spirit of full disclosure, it’s an old HR term that’s been around for a while 🙂 Sat Mar 28 16:06:58 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/tD0KxusupW Sat Mar 28 14:20:43 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/QAcwBT4OBQ Sat Mar 28 14:19:24 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert you smell like shame and elderberries Sat Mar 28 14:15:30 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert And I prefer to be Mister Tyrious. We fit well together. Fri Mar 27 22:44:09 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert PS “tentatively accepted”????? Fri Mar 27 22:39:57 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert I promised the dog white meat. He’s very excited. Fri Mar 27 22:39:31 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert If you insist. But be gentle on my toes, they’ve had a hard day. Fri Mar 27 22:37:37 +0000 2015
  • One #ellenpao story had in its title, “Broad Themes”. I snickered. Sorry. Fri Mar 27 22:18:06 +0000 2015
  • @shinobi_trader regardless of the truth of the claims, hers was definitely a weak case to argue Fri Mar 27 22:10:04 +0000 2015
  • Gender discrimination is a serious issue that needs attention. But I see mostly in the #ellenpao case: millionaires sniping at millionaires Fri Mar 27 22:02:26 +0000 2015
  • Hey, Twitter, I’m pretty sure #ellenpao has already heard all the possible “pow” jokes Fri Mar 27 21:50:01 +0000 2015
  • @jswartz It does! Helps that Al Gore is a partner at #kleinerperkins Fri Mar 27 21:47:35 +0000 2015
  • RT @25z2: Saddening that a country so hell bent on ‘fixing radical religion’ itself passes laws for their home grown religious morons #indi… Fri Mar 27 21:46:49 +0000 2015
  • RT @MeenaMann: I wish #ellenpao had sued for just a $1. That would have been an empowering message to all women facing inequality in the wo… Fri Mar 27 21:41:20 +0000 2015
  • I suspect whether one of the jurors switches to a NO to end the trial depends on how good the catering is #ellenpao http://t.co/kqkTpq1Y0g Fri Mar 27 21:40:44 +0000 2015
  • RT @elcush: The fourth claim was generally considered to be the easiest one for #ellenpao to win. Fri Mar 27 21:36:56 +0000 2015
  • So who is paying #ellenpao ‘s legal fees? Bet her husband #buddyfletcher can dig up some quick cash…. #toosoon #obviousjoke Fri Mar 27 21:36:22 +0000 2015
  • Kinda weird that Twitter keeps showing me photos of smiling #ellenpao alongside reports of the verdict against her Fri Mar 27 21:34:59 +0000 2015
  • @pattym ..in Silicon Valley, no less, home to the country’s computer whizzes 🙂 Fri Mar 27 21:32:32 +0000 2015
  • Jurors can’t count to 9. This trial is evidence for more STEM education in America. #ellenpao Fri Mar 27 21:31:20 +0000 2015
  • RT @AzureDome: Wait these 12 jurors can’t even count to 9 and we’re depending on them to deliver this complicated verdict?? #ellenpao #bood… Fri Mar 27 21:30:34 +0000 2015
  • RT @traceylien: This is the question on which the jury is divided. 9 jurors have to agree to either yes/no. #ellenpao http://t.co/7eqWic1Wuk Fri Mar 27 21:29:40 +0000 2015
  • So does this “doing the math wrong” on the retaliatory firing count qualify as an argument for a mistrial? #ellenpao Fri Mar 27 21:29:17 +0000 2015
  • RT @mbillings: So now that the jurors were polled in open court, we will know who flips (if anyone does) on the count. #ellenpao Fri Mar 27 21:28:33 +0000 2015
  • Yeah, the retaliatory firing thing sounds like a likely scenario to me. I bet the jury does a 180 on this one. #ellenpao Fri Mar 27 21:27:51 +0000 2015
  • Um… Al Gore is a partner at #kleinerperkins ??? http://t.co/Gyi65WbFJB #ellenpao Fri Mar 27 21:26:19 +0000 2015
  • RT @eweise: #EllenPao If the jury cannot get to a vote of 9 to 3, it will be a hung jury and the case must be retried on claim 4. Fri Mar 27 21:25:01 +0000 2015
  • Never thought I’d see non-criminal courtroom drama as a kind of live sport! #ellenpao #weirdtimes Fri Mar 27 21:24:17 +0000 2015
  • This “resume deliberations” thing after jury hears reaction of the crowd sounds a bit tarnished to me #ellenpao #lawisconfusing Fri Mar 27 21:22:48 +0000 2015
  • RT @MilenaRodban: #ellenpao case was complex and it sounds like most of the people whining about it didn’t understand it. Your shocked “Wow… Fri Mar 27 21:20:30 +0000 2015
  • Someone just tweeted, “I don’t know the details of the case, but I’m disappointed by the verdict.” SMH. That’s not how it works. #ellenpao Fri Mar 27 21:18:51 +0000 2015
  • RT @MilenaRodban: Stop oversimplifying the #ellenpao case. This verdict is not “a loss for all women” or “stunning” or “a victory for men.” Fri Mar 27 21:17:14 +0000 2015
  • RT @jvbolin: #netflix just announced it will be doing a new twelve-episode season of #Lost , starring #EllenPao. Fri Mar 27 21:16:22 +0000 2015
  • @jvbolin ok that’s funny Fri Mar 27 21:16:05 +0000 2015
  • RT @theprez98: If you’re disappointed in the #ellenpao verdict and your first reaction is to disparage the jury, you’re doing it wrong. Fri Mar 27 21:14:08 +0000 2015
  • RT @eweise: #EllenPao Judge is polling jury. No clear difference between male and female jurors, some said yes, some said no. Fri Mar 27 21:13:58 +0000 2015
  • RT @fmhueffer: it’s like a giant win for nobody, where everybody is now claiming victory #ellenpao Fri Mar 27 21:11:52 +0000 2015
  • RT @NellieBowles: 4. Were Ms. Pao’s conversations in Dec 2011 and her Jan 4, 2012, memo a substantial motivating reason for her not being p… Fri Mar 27 21:07:41 +0000 2015
  • The winner and STILL champion….. #kleinerperkins …Will #ellenpao appeal? Fri Mar 27 21:07:18 +0000 2015
  • Shit, son, Twitter is TENSE right now! #ellenpao Fri Mar 27 21:06:16 +0000 2015
  • RT @malaikafraley: Jury in first claim: #EllenPao gender substantial motivating reason for not getting promotion: NO Fri Mar 27 21:05:52 +0000 2015
  • RT @WHITDOGG58: Nervous farts smelt in courtroom! 😁 #ellenpao Fri Mar 27 21:05:26 +0000 2015
  • @lunchbag Sort of like regular twitter, except more hockey oriented and less relevant Fri Mar 27 21:03:28 +0000 2015
  • Following the #ellenpao case. Possibly first time the world waited for a live verdict on Twitter! #fb Fri Mar 27 21:02:22 +0000 2015
  • I guess no one on Canadian twitter seems to be following the #ellenpao case… as far as I can tell… Fri Mar 27 21:01:46 +0000 2015
  • The Canadian citizenship test is a joke, and clearly gamed to exclude as many non-Westerners as possible http://t.co/VnS61Pyxxx Fri Mar 27 18:33:09 +0000 2015
  • “TSA’s Checklist to Spot Terrorists”. These don’t seem so unreasonable, though the beard thing is kinda funny. https://t.co/uVDFsbBSRd #fb Fri Mar 27 14:54:38 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/qP6qhAda0W Fri Mar 27 13:45:30 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Bhaa49EMi4 Fri Mar 27 13:44:10 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/6zBP6CyEyM Fri Mar 27 13:42:58 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/3Gl41QGjik Fri Mar 27 13:42:20 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/89t9KTKCjM Fri Mar 27 13:09:04 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/ON2LMRZ3Hk Fri Mar 27 13:08:35 +0000 2015
  • By the many hands of Vishnu, I hope this is not true http://t.co/2JNk7P4Gd5 #fb Fri Mar 27 02:31:35 +0000 2015
  • “Jobs for Africa’s Expanding Youth Cohort: Employment Situation and Effective Interventions”. Mar 31 @uOttawa http://t.co/x2TuvWzJi7 #fb Thu Mar 26 15:45:14 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/agIwab2Iqg #fb Thu Mar 26 14:03:12 +0000 2015
  • aww yiss http://t.co/kPa76AaPWu Thu Mar 26 12:58:02 +0000 2015
  • @chenoa_marie didnt need to see that Thu Mar 26 05:32:20 +0000 2015
  • Ottawa, bitches #fb Wed Mar 25 23:04:36 +0000 2015
  • Epic rap battles: Groot vs Hodor https://t.co/jnuxK7hnr2 Wed Mar 25 19:20:31 +0000 2015
  • The LHC’s new experiment seeks to detect parallel universes. Sorta. And who says we’re not living in the future? http://t.co/dF0gJyL3Dk #fb Wed Mar 25 18:59:35 +0000 2015
  • I don’t get how everyone born after 1990 doesn’t understand that most things happened before 1990. #fb Wed Mar 25 18:56:33 +0000 2015
  • skydivers beware http://t.co/MIWx10XjuC Wed Mar 25 17:42:15 +0000 2015
  • heh http://t.co/3dNVxEf1Ne Wed Mar 25 17:39:38 +0000 2015
  • Well this is a thing http://t.co/eXdyJM3hPT Wed Mar 25 17:25:57 +0000 2015
  • @Audrey_Giles wait, doesnt that come automatically? Wed Mar 25 17:11:09 +0000 2015
  • @Audrey_Giles aha! so dc44 it is! Wed Mar 25 17:07:58 +0000 2015
  • Here’s a shocker. That 8gb USB key I from the dollar store is actually 1gb. And it doesn’t work. #fb Wed Mar 25 16:12:00 +0000 2015
  • So, which Dyson vacuum cleaner should I get? DC44 or DC35? #fb Wed Mar 25 16:00:54 +0000 2015
  • Guess I’m the only one not excited by the return of the X-Files. It ran its course. Let it die. #fb Wed Mar 25 15:47:12 +0000 2015
  • “Most medical studies are wrong.” Which is why we replicate studies and dissect their biases. https://t.co/s0UKkmzDwz #fb Wed Mar 25 15:46:01 +0000 2015
  • Brock Lesnar re-signs with WWE. I guess we all know the main event outcome of Wrestlemania 31 now. Wed Mar 25 15:18:05 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/ludTJBiCch Wed Mar 25 15:08:21 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/ltMpIT0Lew Wed Mar 25 15:07:59 +0000 2015
  • We have all done these things http://t.co/G5aKGAgkqI #fb Wed Mar 25 15:05:17 +0000 2015
  • Anyone else see that Brady Bunch snickers commercial? Freaky. #fb Wed Mar 25 13:16:13 +0000 2015
  • Postdoc Epidemiologist position at Harvard in cancer epidemiology http://t.co/YXlj9H9hHz #fb Wed Mar 25 12:47:40 +0000 2015
  • Postdoctoral Epidemiologist position at Oxford University http://t.co/Qn9chuDbP2 #fb Wed Mar 25 12:46:42 +0000 2015
  • Postdoctoral Fellowship in Cancer Epidemiology in Memphis, TN http://t.co/pIKWa7Llow #fb Wed Mar 25 12:46:01 +0000 2015
  • Strange to return to your alma mater to find your old professors are now emeriti http://t.co/oTl72teVMr Tue Mar 24 19:48:37 +0000 2015
  • Returning to one of my almas mater to give a talk. Weird feeling. http://t.co/OGZTvgvU91 Tue Mar 24 19:46:57 +0000 2015
  • What? There’s an apiary attached to my hotel? http://t.co/YwTiZz1K2S Tue Mar 24 15:21:54 +0000 2015
  • Being in a hotel room is the only time I get to watch actual TV. Sweet Zod, now I understand why everyone is so stupid. #fb Tue Mar 24 14:00:59 +0000 2015
  • Someone should name their dog “Hither”, just so they can summon it by saying, “Come, Hither.” #fb Tue Mar 24 13:59:24 +0000 2015
  • Unfortunate when my phone autocorrects “cold” to “come”, in reference to my breakfast. Awkward. #fb Tue Mar 24 13:23:50 +0000 2015
  • Bad news when I hear the chef asking the waiter, regarding my brie omelette, “Is that blue cheese or brie?” Hope he knows the difference #fb Tue Mar 24 13:21:54 +0000 2015
  • “Tom Cotton” sounds a fictional character made up by Mark Twain #fb Tue Mar 24 02:26:51 +0000 2015
  • @spencerphil @lmkhfx @Kis_Lisa whaaa? But I drink regular tap water! Tue Mar 24 01:00:31 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots Solomon is reborn! Mon Mar 23 20:13:47 +0000 2015
  • I have dinner plans in 2 hours. But I’m hungry now, and have leftover quiche in my possession. Do I eat the quiche or save it for later? Mon Mar 23 20:11:53 +0000 2015
  • Unhappiness is when (a) the hotel gym consists of just a treadmill; and (b) the treadmill is broken. #fb Mon Mar 23 20:07:59 +0000 2015
  • London, bitches! (Sorry, Ontario. Not the real one. Please forgive me.) #fb Mon Mar 23 19:01:41 +0000 2015
  • Podcast errors have been fixed. You can now hear my interview with Graham Sanders & Aparna Halpe: http://t.co/JrhqHKLkNW Mon Mar 23 15:29:26 +0000 2015
  • Graham Sanders & Aparna Halpe, Part 2 http://t.co/Koyw9Kj1JR Mon Mar 23 14:11:24 +0000 2015
  • Job Opportunity: 9 month contract as Researcher/Editor with UNICEF in New York https://t.co/87LgmUT0Vt Mon Mar 23 11:44:18 +0000 2015
  • When I’ve imbibed too much, I start to suspect that nasi goreng was named after the Nazi Goering. #fb Sun Mar 22 15:14:31 +0000 2015
  • What I learned from my own podcast: “Quest myth” sounds like December 25th to a kid with a lisp. #fb Sun Mar 22 14:58:16 +0000 2015
  • This is a sign at target. I thought it was a price list. No. It’s a guide for how to compute 50 percent of something. http://t.co/qsMKDljXjL Sat Mar 21 22:02:30 +0000 2015
  • . @uOttawa is looking for a Project Officer for US and Latin America collaborations: https://t.co/tZvZWnOOQT Sat Mar 21 14:37:57 +0000 2015
  • These are fantastic http://t.co/ZnVAbxeebd Sat Mar 21 11:29:51 +0000 2015
  • All because of a Chinatown foot massage http://t.co/1pHztg6o7B Sat Mar 21 03:07:48 +0000 2015
  • Toronto, bitches #fb Fri Mar 20 18:13:06 +0000 2015
  • No, we will NOT be boarding “momentarily”, unless you expect everyone to rush to the gate and be seated in the plane in seconds #grammar #fb Fri Mar 20 16:49:46 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots I bet s/he does Fri Mar 20 16:46:52 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots I will try it out then. I love that entertainers past their prime can now find a voice thru podcasts Fri Mar 20 16:44:11 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots At first I was shocked by all the midget jokes (it’s not a nice word). But then he became an equal opportunity offender Fri Mar 20 16:40:18 +0000 2015
  • . @depale hey was that you in front of me last night at Gilbert Gottfried’s show at Yuk Yuks? Fri Mar 20 16:38:51 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots it was kind of sad. big name comedian now doing 40 min in crappy Ottawa to 100 people. Fri Mar 20 16:35:17 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots the opening acts were funnier Fri Mar 20 16:34:45 +0000 2015
  • The audio from my epidemiology lecture on “Experiments” is now on Youtube: https://t.co/t8JmP1QaMs Fri Mar 20 16:31:59 +0000 2015
  • The audio from my last lecture on “randomization” is now on Youtube: https://t.co/rPuHdEr3H6 Fri Mar 20 16:31:06 +0000 2015
  • The sweetest email: “A royalty payment has been deposited to your account.” #fb Fri Mar 20 16:28:16 +0000 2015
  • Yeah I saw Gilbert Gottfriend last night at YukYuks in Ottawa. He’s even weirder and frailer looking in person. http://t.co/kgrvneaT8s Fri Mar 20 16:25:00 +0000 2015
  • Yet one more way that the East is resembling the West. http://t.co/nTjiPpWtpv Fri Mar 20 13:40:59 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/ijLTvZpqDE Fri Mar 20 13:33:19 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/jFG2s08RjY Fri Mar 20 13:32:15 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/7Yvx9oG3jp Fri Mar 20 13:30:25 +0000 2015
  • “English in India is not a langauge… it’s a class.” http://t.co/pzlTsdGZ5t #fb Fri Mar 20 12:36:24 +0000 2015
  • @sam_clouthier yeah I googled it after I left. Sorry. Blame the student who erroneously corrected you! Thu Mar 19 20:44:55 +0000 2015
  • At India visa office. There’s an Amazing Race contestant applying next to me. Guess I know where they’re going next season. #fb Thu Mar 19 16:52:44 +0000 2015
  • Is there any visa application process more pointlessly byzantine than India’s? #fb Thu Mar 19 16:35:05 +0000 2015
  • More evidence that Obama is as much of a jerk as Bush https://t.co/5bRENJxkQT #fb Thu Mar 19 14:47:13 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/LthVewMn8M Thu Mar 19 14:17:00 +0000 2015
  • Another Ottawa-based Epidemiology job http://t.co/UGRCMQfzWg #fb Thu Mar 19 14:13:32 +0000 2015
  • Ottawa-based Epidemiology job http://t.co/C4mCCGQTia #fb Thu Mar 19 14:13:14 +0000 2015
  • “If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.” #fb Thu Mar 19 13:33:57 +0000 2015
  • Sorry. Can’t help but giggle at people named “Cockburn.” Heh heh. #fb Thu Mar 19 13:24:04 +0000 2015
  • So has “goo.gl” put “bit.ly” out of business? #fb Thu Mar 19 13:22:12 +0000 2015
  • Q: “Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite?” A: “NaBro.” #science #fb Thu Mar 19 11:58:10 +0000 2015
  • “Cocaine is never a solution… unless, of course, you dissolve it in water.” #science #fb Thu Mar 19 11:56:23 +0000 2015
  • “If Avogadro calls, tell him to leave his number.” #fb Thu Mar 19 11:56:02 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/gqf1N5qGbD Thu Mar 19 11:54:25 +0000 2015
  • The full story… https://t.co/1u41zHqHnB http://t.co/Yigtm2Wrjt Thu Mar 19 11:35:57 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/LxbKVKhRxb Thu Mar 19 11:35:03 +0000 2015
  • After SkyNet becomes aware, he’s going to hunt down this asshole for kicking his robo-dog. https://t.co/jAXpTdCnWe Wed Mar 18 22:00:42 +0000 2015
  • Nothing surprises me anymore. http://t.co/GXr2VBA9AM #fb Wed Mar 18 21:32:49 +0000 2015
  • One reason I enjoy Agent’s of SHIELD http://t.co/87Z8FnZ8ve #fb Wed Mar 18 20:41:21 +0000 2015
  • The 40th anniversary of this drug-driven masterpiece https://t.co/SUbJZdse8m #fb Wed Mar 18 18:38:01 +0000 2015
  • Ottawa-based 4-month contract for an editor with government experience http://t.co/reSF9RrLUk #fb Wed Mar 18 18:27:00 +0000 2015
  • Job Opportunity: First Nations education coordinator in London, ON, with Let’s Talk Science https://t.co/hr5XOCXIxm Wed Mar 18 18:02:48 +0000 2015
  • More nope…. http://t.co/g1x7E87k3k Wed Mar 18 16:57:13 +0000 2015
  • Nope http://t.co/fgYJzQNWFG Wed Mar 18 16:56:49 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day: guinea pig conga line! http://t.co/QJC5fm16Eh #fb Wed Mar 18 16:28:42 +0000 2015
  • Clever marketing or shitty trolling? I vote for the latter. http://t.co/ZM9MO5WIqk #fb Wed Mar 18 16:22:01 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/klSwk0NUR2 Wed Mar 18 16:16:09 +0000 2015
  • Oh shit. I just realized I will be in India during this year’s big CSEB epidemiology conference in Toronto! Nooooo!!!! Wed Mar 18 16:14:00 +0000 2015
  • Do people really give bunnies away as Easter presents? WTF is wrong with you people? Wed Mar 18 15:47:59 +0000 2015
  • A student just informed me of something called “German New Medicine.” Sigh. Will the anti-science never end? https://t.co/2zm76DE4iy #fb Wed Mar 18 15:44:20 +0000 2015
  • @chenoa_marie running 15 min late. sorry! Wed Mar 18 14:26:05 +0000 2015
  • This summer, I will be one of the instructors at the Summer Institute of Health & Development in Gujarat, India http://t.co/W93HM00ZPd Wed Mar 18 14:13:26 +0000 2015
  • If Lionel Richie had ended up in the streets… http://t.co/evfuCTCNx5 Wed Mar 18 13:24:11 +0000 2015
  • :Twitter haiku 366 – “Breakfast cereal / Based on Roman history / Called Suentonios” #fb Wed Mar 18 13:13:45 +0000 2015
  • “David Bowie was so addled and paranoid from drugs, he allegedly once stored his own urine in the fridge in case a wizard stole it.” #fb Wed Mar 18 07:04:35 +0000 2015
  • Holy shit. This year is the 40th anniversary of Bowie’s “Station to Station.” Now I know what I’m listening to for the rest of the week… Wed Mar 18 06:58:35 +0000 2015
  • Cecil Rhodes did a couple of good things in his life, but was otherwise a piece of shit. This seems appropriate. http://t.co/DJ4Rtb2GMO #fb Wed Mar 18 06:29:47 +0000 2015
  • Do you know…. the first robot was built over 2000 years ago? http://t.co/VX0BzzQUC3 #fb Wed Mar 18 06:15:00 +0000 2015
  • Because America is a “post racial” society… http://t.co/un5qFqGpY4 #fb Wed Mar 18 06:06:11 +0000 2015
  • I just realized that Stephen Harper is an anagram for Herpes Panther #fb Wed Mar 18 05:54:49 +0000 2015
  • Um…. what? http://t.co/MN6RJg0Z7f #fb Wed Mar 18 05:43:38 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/bPb3s6fpEV Wed Mar 18 05:38:07 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/hTtp7cShA4 Tue Mar 17 23:11:50 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/ZWaknKGx8z Tue Mar 17 22:39:59 +0000 2015
  • Dear drunken students on @uOttawa campus: iprobably not in your best interest to be mouthing off to professorial passersby who recognize you Tue Mar 17 19:35:24 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/FOjKw90Rvw Tue Mar 17 18:48:27 +0000 2015
  • Textbooks reps are to professors what pharma reps are to physicians. Tue Mar 17 18:45:19 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/vMBEZlkjeI Tue Mar 17 18:08:07 +0000 2015
  • Recent Facebook Profile Pics http://t.co/npxHGHrrbd Tue Mar 17 14:42:04 +0000 2015
  • Apparently from an Indian newspaper… http://t.co/VgXMnA2MQV Tue Mar 17 14:28:43 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/IqPoCdiEDi Tue Mar 17 13:56:01 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert He lives on in our hearts. And our cat food. Tue Mar 17 13:52:19 +0000 2015
  • What I learned today: the dog who played “Air Bud” was also “Comet” in “Full House” #fb Tue Mar 17 13:45:53 +0000 2015
  • Um…. not so fast. https://t.co/YJ47zn8MPq #fb Tue Mar 17 12:13:52 +0000 2015
  • First Exclusive Look At The Guardians Of The Galaxy Porn Movie! http://t.co/CdjIzRv4ug #fb Tue Mar 17 11:52:40 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/sKoEXwjFt8 Tue Mar 17 11:21:43 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/mkmnfU6OtH Tue Mar 17 11:18:27 +0000 2015
  • Dreamed I owned a string of gyms in Scandinavia called “Löut”. But when opened one in US, was sued for not hiring any overweight people. Tue Mar 17 11:16:05 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/E2i6JVAK4e Tue Mar 17 11:07:47 +0000 2015
  • Holy crap http://t.co/HuFYhC806k Mon Mar 16 23:17:31 +0000 2015
  • Alma mater, you worry me. Luckily, LinkedIn says I’m not professionally linked to any of this! http://t.co/NerIhTyKg7 http://t.co/efNLy58XcW Mon Mar 16 22:39:42 +0000 2015
  • A German male escort service adds me on LinkedIn. I assume because of my devastating good looks, not because they think I might be a client. Mon Mar 16 22:09:04 +0000 2015
  • i would have marked this correct http://t.co/CMrWQTDSnf Mon Mar 16 22:03:01 +0000 2015
  • Student: “Where do you teach?” Me: “Right in the classhole.” #fb Mon Mar 16 21:38:26 +0000 2015
  • My mathematician brother-in-law celebrates Pi Day! http://t.co/ZiYKaddo38 Mon Mar 16 19:33:17 +0000 2015
  • I feel a pain in my alma mater http://t.co/Jj3bKefYCT #fb Mon Mar 16 19:03:17 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/kvdwlSv0xc Mon Mar 16 17:26:51 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/ByJI6BoE0A Mon Mar 16 15:36:18 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/mTU6Cu6zH0 Mon Mar 16 15:35:37 +0000 2015
  • The top 10 healthiest countries in the world?? http://t.co/vtFJhZ0ZVs #fb Mon Mar 16 13:49:14 +0000 2015
  • “Andy Dick is a rarity in this town, when your last name is also the thing you love most in the world.” -Arte Lang #fb Mon Mar 16 13:04:04 +0000 2015
  • RT @tparsi: Clueless Tom Cotton bemoans Iran controlling Tehran. Guess geography wasnt taught at Harvard Law… #GOPWantsWar http://t.co/Su… Mon Mar 16 11:28:27 +0000 2015
  • ‘Hundreds of Millions’ of Asian Men Descended From 11 Dynastic Leaders http://t.co/sctlwjdBgy #fb Mon Mar 16 10:57:57 +0000 2015
  • 14 Wacky “Facts” Kids Will Learn in Louisiana’s Voucher Schools http://t.co/7yunMLEBIO Sun Mar 15 22:43:27 +0000 2015
  • Are you a public health or epidemiology professional in Ottawa? Consider being a judge for our student conference! https://t.co/Q52AIz9KZP Sun Mar 15 22:01:25 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/MvkTQGFqXN Sun Mar 15 21:49:59 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/8gZb7uyrzt Sun Mar 15 21:49:34 +0000 2015
  • What greater metaphor of what’s wrong with the world: Archimedes’s “The Method” was overwritten as a palimpsest… to become a prayer book. Sun Mar 15 21:45:01 +0000 2015
  • Ahh, memories of 1992 https://t.co/02Erzwq4mM #fb Sun Mar 15 21:35:25 +0000 2015
  • Beware the Ides of Meowrch http://t.co/jZ2MxFWrE1 Sun Mar 15 20:56:14 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/UF3jdi6RA9 Sun Mar 15 20:46:11 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Zmk6HYHRfU Sun Mar 15 20:25:26 +0000 2015
  • No. No no no no no. http://t.co/5AABTjdbam #fb Sun Mar 15 20:24:25 +0000 2015
  • stupid baby http://t.co/TPGzbFpAxq Sun Mar 15 20:20:14 +0000 2015
  • Why I don’t give non-voters a hard time http://t.co/Cbv61k838P Sun Mar 15 19:05:26 +0000 2015
  • Courtesy of @vadum http://t.co/IKT0qGCnIp Sun Mar 15 18:44:31 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/1z3ToiyXzz Sun Mar 15 18:43:25 +0000 2015
  • RDA’s first comments as champ: “Why you ducking Vitor, bro?” #UFC185 Sun Mar 15 05:10:16 +0000 2015
  • Something tells me RDA had that extra cup of coffee tonight #UFC185 Sun Mar 15 05:06:53 +0000 2015
  • What is CM Punk learning from this? That he’s likely to die in the cage? #ufc185 Sun Mar 15 05:03:40 +0000 2015
  • I keep thinking RDA is Richard Dean Anderson #ufc185 Sun Mar 15 05:02:26 +0000 2015
  • A wonder Pettis doesn’t knee RDA in the head and just eat the point loss #ufc185 Sun Mar 15 05:01:21 +0000 2015
  • I hope Pettis is pulling a Brad Pitt from the movie Snatch #ufc185 Sun Mar 15 04:58:15 +0000 2015
  • RDA in beast mode. I predict someone will piss hot. Not saying who! #winkwink #ufc185 Sun Mar 15 04:55:31 +0000 2015
  • Pettis ain’t done yet. Wait and see. #wishfulthinking #UFC185 Sun Mar 15 04:51:45 +0000 2015
  • Wow. Today’s MMA fighters are 10 generations beyond those of UFC1 #UFC185 Sun Mar 15 04:48:21 +0000 2015
  • When she defends in Poland they’ll need a new stadium, ’cause no matter where you sit, you’ll be sitting behind a Pole #UFC185 Sun Mar 15 04:19:12 +0000 2015
  • Celebrating Pi day http://t.co/23VY3KIPlM Sun Mar 15 01:27:52 +0000 2015
  • Guess I know to where my next trip is. http://t.co/dKsaRiXjop Sat Mar 14 20:03:17 +0000 2015
  • Targeted for “looking Muslim”: The Dawkins/Harris worldview and a twisted new hypocrisy which feeds racism http://t.co/xg9Gk0aaST via @Salon Sat Mar 14 19:36:25 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/rBz6oshBZq Sat Mar 14 17:31:56 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/rCqUPqKOIH Sat Mar 14 17:31:19 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/y2PgLeOCfU Sat Mar 14 17:29:47 +0000 2015
  • sigh http://t.co/8IILqg9RaE Sat Mar 14 13:42:40 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/0FiPhwOdz3 Sat Mar 14 13:34:35 +0000 2015
  • Wow #mma http://t.co/Zoi1s1ahQo Fri Mar 13 22:35:28 +0000 2015
  • RT @jamesvertigan: Breaking News: Top Gear producers have chosen a replacement for Jeremy Clarkson. http://t.co/g0dE8HrzS7 Fri Mar 13 22:22:34 +0000 2015
  • RT @Okeating: A jury rules that Pharrell’s Blurred Lines plagiarised Marvin Gaye’s Got To Give It Up. His new song ‘Sexual Ceiling’ is rele… Fri Mar 13 22:20:37 +0000 2015
  • Face-palm http://t.co/jq64XCgAo9 Fri Mar 13 22:14:34 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/aPCuDzT0c0 Fri Mar 13 22:11:04 +0000 2015
  • 2015 Summer Student Job Opportunities, Canadian Partnership Against Cancer http://t.co/33BM9bSSk0 Fri Mar 13 19:13:56 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/MmVZBIP7v0 Fri Mar 13 18:12:11 +0000 2015
  • why is eztv ALWAYS down? Fri Mar 13 18:07:15 +0000 2015
  • Just found some leftover shekels in my pocket. What a weird thing to be able to say. #fb Fri Mar 13 17:00:42 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day: how to deal with tailgaters http://t.co/dQichqzYmu #fb Fri Mar 13 16:11:05 +0000 2015
  • Many people are celebrating the bride’s cleverness. But what if it had been the groom who had tested the bride? http://t.co/zauuzT3IQl Fri Mar 13 13:58:50 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/FDowCH6n60 Fri Mar 13 13:44:57 +0000 2015
  • Reference letter I wrote FOR MYSELF 10 yrs ago, to be signed by my boss. I was checking to see if he would read it: http://t.co/HjaokMcSg6 Fri Mar 13 13:25:34 +0000 2015
  • 3-month data analyst contract in Vienna https://t.co/c49tons3Tn Fri Mar 13 13:13:10 +0000 2015
  • Just heard speaker say, “I experienced Northrop Frye vicariously…” And I heard “bicuriously” #fb Thu Mar 12 23:19:37 +0000 2015
  • I enjoy a good quiz, but this one got boring before #5. http://t.co/dxIwqyVz7c #fb Thu Mar 12 17:58:54 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/1fzCixj7n7 Thu Mar 12 17:49:23 +0000 2015
  • Raggy? Did roo see a g-g-g-ghost? http://t.co/fQF8PO1x8d Thu Mar 12 17:48:06 +0000 2015
  • Soooo…. sleepy…. #allergies #fb Thu Mar 12 17:38:39 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Kx2GuolKVW Thu Mar 12 16:30:40 +0000 2015
  • RIP Terry Pratchett. Though I tried to read his books, I was never a great fan, but I appreciated what he did. #fb Thu Mar 12 15:35:49 +0000 2015
  • Sid Meier has a space battle game! This is like heroin for nerds! http://t.co/wpfw71y5pu #fb Thu Mar 12 15:24:20 +0000 2015
  • I don’t know who half these people are, but the makeup is impressive http://t.co/rDDD6dXA3Z Thu Mar 12 14:08:04 +0000 2015
  • Zod damn it, EZTV, at this point don’t even bother! Thu Mar 12 13:59:12 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/T4arAqoaWM Thu Mar 12 13:55:53 +0000 2015
  • Just downloaded what I thought was a concert video called “Monsters of Rock.” But that last “R” was actually a “C” 🙁 Thu Mar 12 13:19:55 +0000 2015
  • @helen_e_jones And the prima donna did so because he didn’t get the dinner he wanted. Childish behavious should not be rewarded or tolerated Thu Mar 12 12:56:15 +0000 2015
  • RT @helen_e_jones: The public response to Jeremy Clarkson is, frankly, freaking my nut out. He punched someone at work. Did 350,000 people … Thu Mar 12 12:53:44 +0000 2015
  • I love Top Gear, but I will happily give it up to avoid seeing assholes rewarded for this kind of behaviour: http://t.co/ipsZ6f90GX Thu Mar 12 12:44:17 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/FSN2yTXt9B Thu Mar 12 12:09:38 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/ZlzVePBEEc #fb Thu Mar 12 11:29:59 +0000 2015
  • Indian girl marries a dog. Big deal. Lots of people do. http://t.co/o472vEjayy Thu Mar 12 11:24:58 +0000 2015
  • Princess rap battle!!! https://t.co/3pWfKgxIrR Thu Mar 12 11:21:12 +0000 2015
  • Seeking distant microwave emissions, cosmologists search a patch of sky called “the Southern Hole”. And that just makes me giggle. #fb Thu Mar 12 04:33:19 +0000 2015
  • Next level doodling http://t.co/0j9MSCBqp6 #fb Wed Mar 11 22:03:31 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of of the day: puppy avengers! http://t.co/wg8OfaLh8n #fb Wed Mar 11 21:55:02 +0000 2015
  • @KyleRyc wow Wed Mar 11 21:30:35 +0000 2015
  • I’m collecting a list of people who are selling English editing services for my students. To add your name, go here: https://t.co/VuPxHpdpaL Wed Mar 11 19:58:54 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/GkFq6OabJV Wed Mar 11 18:02:49 +0000 2015
  • Slow news day. http://t.co/x4Dl2k6L4L Wed Mar 11 18:01:55 +0000 2015
  • Jeremy Clarkson is like Jian Ghomeshi: an abusive ass who is nevertheless very good at his job. Wed Mar 11 17:32:05 +0000 2015
  • @KyleRyc shuddup Wed Mar 11 17:26:07 +0000 2015
  • @KyleRyc Oh shit! Just noticed I have a meeting on campus at 3:pm. How about coffee at Bridgehead on Elgin at 4pm then? Wed Mar 11 16:51:02 +0000 2015
  • @KyleRyc coffee. trying to watch the waistline Wed Mar 11 16:50:03 +0000 2015
  • @KyleRyc haha! right now? teleconference in 20 min. However I can be briefly free later this afternoon (3-ish) if you’re in Elgin area Wed Mar 11 16:42:22 +0000 2015
  • Applying for India travel visa. Check out the gender options. http://t.co/glleew0jZ4 Wed Mar 11 15:53:19 +0000 2015
  • Who’s got two thumbs and is now on his alma mater’s Medical Magazine’s editorial board? This guy! Wed Mar 11 15:34:34 +0000 2015
  • Used my Star Trek soap already, so today I sacrifice my Tardis soap… mostly because Dr Who has gone all fan-girly http://t.co/YShJmbXmHb Wed Mar 11 15:32:24 +0000 2015
  • Twitter Tweets from 2-1-15 to 2-28-15 http://t.co/EM0syH5oe3 Wed Mar 11 15:21:39 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/JOP2WFH1Cf Wed Mar 11 14:19:12 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/RrxX9tob47 Wed Mar 11 14:14:18 +0000 2015
  • This wisdom would have saved me many an awkward subway ride back in my more polite 20s http://t.co/BQN1uv949g Wed Mar 11 14:11:54 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/bBYpAgwmQB Wed Mar 11 14:09:43 +0000 2015
  • I have a paper accepted to a journal THREE YEARS AGO that is still “in editing.” Sweet Zod, is it being edited by stoned sloths? #fb Wed Mar 11 14:08:23 +0000 2015
  • ZOMG I just discovered bittorrent’s remote service. This changes EVERYTHING! #fb Wed Mar 11 13:49:54 +0000 2015
  • Everything is relative http://t.co/zU6ssQ0xO4 Wed Mar 11 13:18:05 +0000 2015
  • “Twitter haiku 365 – “Cairo seedy ‘hood / Strip club with Pharaonic theme / Called Nefertitties” #fb Wed Mar 11 11:06:02 +0000 2015
  • One of the finer joys of being a grown-up: the ability to pour yourself a gin-and-tonic and sip it all by your lonesome, without any guilt. Tue Mar 10 21:37:40 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/BjY1DoCADZ Tue Mar 10 19:27:54 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/uTEubvQxlp Tue Mar 10 19:06:25 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/KQ8fJTsK7S Tue Mar 10 18:23:14 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/SKBibJqFSr Tue Mar 10 18:22:22 +0000 2015
  • Get a bum chum! http://t.co/opLwv2dtl2 Tue Mar 10 18:17:41 +0000 2015
  • HIV/Public Health job in Barbados! https://t.co/nVBU7j1jAe Tue Mar 10 17:46:09 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert No, that’s the STDs Tue Mar 10 17:27:40 +0000 2015
  • Unsurprisingly, my Star Trek soap smells like Uranus #fb Tue Mar 10 15:47:10 +0000 2015
  • “GOP’s 2007 Attacks on Pelosi for “Interfering” with Bush’s Syria Policy v. Today’s Attacks from Dems Over Iran” https://t.co/k4X9GIbgmH #fb Tue Mar 10 14:56:40 +0000 2015
  • “in Harper’s Canada this kind of atavistic grunt can now be publicly expressed… and then excused.” http://t.co/wIpPDCH5CO #fb Tue Mar 10 14:45:05 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/fESd2nmRGj Tue Mar 10 14:27:54 +0000 2015
  • On a whim, I Googled “Han Sulu.” Was not disappointed. http://t.co/7ZYBCpHiPB Tue Mar 10 14:23:38 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/PCJhUAja2u Tue Mar 10 14:16:18 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/oAMh7gCKz1 Tue Mar 10 14:15:06 +0000 2015
  • edumacation http://t.co/K54UQRLEVu Tue Mar 10 14:14:27 +0000 2015
  • It takes an asshole to treat your asshole like this http://t.co/71xOk5OuYl Tue Mar 10 13:04:59 +0000 2015
  • In honour of Leonard Nimoy, today I will shower with my Star Trek soap. Yep, Trek will be all over my nekkid body. http://t.co/TAX6wFBOmu Tue Mar 10 13:02:41 +0000 2015
  • The most photographed places in the world http://t.co/7w8BWSkE6q Tue Mar 10 12:23:37 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert hence my description included the word REPORTED Tue Mar 10 11:45:32 +0000 2015
  • I came for the boobs. I stayed for the ignorance. http://t.co/wCIihHDY05 Tue Mar 10 11:38:32 +0000 2015
  • Phones make bad shields against knife attacks https://t.co/fe547xBi8C Tue Mar 10 11:30:13 +0000 2015
  • Not a fun graph, but relevant: countries ranked by their incidences of reported rape: http://t.co/59xUqum672 Tue Mar 10 11:17:06 +0000 2015
  • Holy. Shit. This is like not accepting a Muslim student because of the “terrorist problem”. Holy. Shit. http://t.co/q1Ig0uEmGS Tue Mar 10 11:15:12 +0000 2015
  • The greatest RickRoll of all time… https://t.co/iWLu0P3pvH Tue Mar 10 02:40:48 +0000 2015
  • @KyleRyc Yes. Now go forth and suck some Liberian farts, good man. Tue Mar 10 02:38:49 +0000 2015
  • Way to get Rick Rolled http://t.co/w7B6xQW47r Tue Mar 10 02:37:28 +0000 2015
  • @KyleRyc Obviously it depends on who is farting on you, and if your mouth is open at the time Tue Mar 10 02:35:38 +0000 2015
  • This stinks. http://t.co/KzQujDeCsa Tue Mar 10 02:30:02 +0000 2015
  • Well? Well? Oh shit, I’m the epidemiologist…. http://t.co/t8AIwMGxVU Tue Mar 10 02:28:00 +0000 2015
  • Just got sent an article on “shoulder pain and acute diarrhea.” I’m afraid to read about how those two things are connected. #fb Mon Mar 09 23:04:00 +0000 2015
  • How to draw a cat http://t.co/WK4E2Ye5AZ Mon Mar 09 23:01:44 +0000 2015
  • Been proctoring an exam for 90 min and hoped to have done a chunk of work in that time. Answered 3 emails & posted 4 Facebook posts instead. Mon Mar 09 22:55:35 +0000 2015
  • Awkward: when you’re proctoring an exam, step outside for a moment, and discover you’ve locked yourself out of the examination room! #fb Mon Mar 09 22:47:07 +0000 2015
  • Nice list of 30 cult movies you should see http://t.co/IOPwPQd6uB #fb Mon Mar 09 22:39:47 +0000 2015
  • Best review of “The Warriors”: On their way back to Sesame Street, the Warriors learn important lessons about who can and who cannot dig it Mon Mar 09 22:35:58 +0000 2015
  • Ha! Does this phishing crap actually work on people? http://t.co/tpBOatzll3 Mon Mar 09 21:00:49 +0000 2015
  • Concerned for rates of violence against nonwhite theoretical physicists & cosmologists, I’m starting a new activist hashtag… #DarkMatters Mon Mar 09 18:39:13 +0000 2015
  • Happy Commonwealth Day, fellow colonized and colonials! https://t.co/jv6SjeFtgP #fb Mon Mar 09 18:06:21 +0000 2015
  • Mar 13 is “Digital Learning Day”. That doesn’t mean you need to “finger” someone and say,”that’ll learn ya!” https://t.co/0X3YzQr71Y #fb Mon Mar 09 17:39:58 +0000 2015
  • Today is Fill Your Stapler Day. No, really. https://t.co/9EoIgjZLiw #fb Mon Mar 09 17:38:46 +0000 2015
  • @CigaretsChill Lawyer Mon Mar 09 14:54:55 +0000 2015
  • @mraymondonir I hope so, too. I’m waiting for the Fox News backlash that somehow finds a way to support this behaviour. Mon Mar 09 14:51:04 +0000 2015
  • Yeah, racism is sooooo last century in the USA #sarcasm http://t.co/nBfOWvUnqV #fb Mon Mar 09 14:40:46 +0000 2015
  • Science! http://t.co/c8LoZmU30v Mon Mar 09 14:29:02 +0000 2015
  • I’ve actually thought of doing this for the exact same reason. http://t.co/Kl8yjePDLK Mon Mar 09 14:27:36 +0000 2015
  • want http://t.co/dRXEny4eOx Mon Mar 09 14:25:25 +0000 2015
  • So now “paying for dinner” and “putting down the toilet seat” are feminist issues? http://t.co/bxC3XRZJVa Mon Mar 09 08:27:07 +0000 2015
  • Rare copy of Doug Ford’s and Rob Ford’s baby pics http://t.co/qCq4DGDqUG Mon Mar 09 07:49:06 +0000 2015
  • Ever since Toronto, people are digging illegal man-caves everywhere! http://t.co/VI2wvsnhCP Mon Mar 09 07:43:57 +0000 2015
  • I need closure on this story. http://t.co/66cT6Ibx0b Mon Mar 09 07:43:01 +0000 2015
  • Today would have been the 81st birthday of Yuri Gagarin #fb Mon Mar 09 06:50:28 +0000 2015
  • Today is the 15th birthday of Wikipedia, the greatest free repository of information the world has ever known. Mon Mar 09 06:49:49 +0000 2015
  • For people like @Leniloo92 http://t.co/vOBvN7cIWk Mon Mar 09 06:46:40 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/M2KBaycLd4 Mon Mar 09 06:45:24 +0000 2015
  • So which are the more ethical chicken eggs to purchase? Free run, free range, “organic”, or the ones with nesting facilities? #fb Sun Mar 08 18:27:15 +0000 2015
  • Staples just gave me a 10% discount for International Women’s Day. Thanks to international women, my toner was $8 cheaper #spentitonporn #fb Sun Mar 08 18:18:19 +0000 2015
  • So, Carrot Top is like a vegetable on steroids? #fb Sun Mar 08 17:02:50 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots Kim kardashian would draw a bigger crowd at the mall than would buzz aldrin or Stephen hawking Sun Mar 08 16:58:50 +0000 2015
  • Two kinds of people: (1) those who would consider paying to see Gilbert Gottfried, and (2) those who think we in (1) are a bunch of idiots. Sun Mar 08 16:37:59 +0000 2015
  • Interesting that the death of Leonard Nimoy, a fake spaceman, got more media play than the death of Neil Armstrong, a real spaceman #fb Sun Mar 08 16:34:44 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/hRAgyRWeOo Sun Mar 08 16:33:40 +0000 2015
  • Albert Einstein: “God does not play dice with the Universe.” Neils Bohr: “Stop telling God what to do.” Sun Mar 08 16:28:46 +0000 2015
  • High intensity interval training… dread it, dread it, hate it, hate it… but when it’s done, oh yeah, what a feeling. #fb Sun Mar 08 15:09:27 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/cs6r0KjE9o Sun Mar 08 14:42:46 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/OJyJFufIta Sun Mar 08 14:42:18 +0000 2015
  • I just learned of the explosion of Chromebooks in schools. I guess this is the new OLPC movement? http://t.co/UcvSsSvcIn #fb Sun Mar 08 14:16:41 +0000 2015
  • Clarke’s First Law – “If an elder scientist says something is possible, he is surely right. If he says it’s impossible, he is surely wrong.” Sun Mar 08 13:51:31 +0000 2015
  • Love my FitBit. But wish I’d bought one of these cheap Asian knockoffs: http://t.co/pl4rNZ7y9P or http://t.co/OjiYt5RsWV #fb Sun Mar 08 13:12:49 +0000 2015
  • What can you do on a Chromebook? http://t.co/P3mslU2DHC #fb Sun Mar 08 13:11:19 +0000 2015
  • RT @davemcclure: pro tip: if you call me multiple times but never leave a voicemail, then I’ll prob never figure out who that # is & I’ll p… Sun Mar 08 12:57:51 +0000 2015
  • Damn you, Daylight Savings Time! #fb Sun Mar 08 12:49:13 +0000 2015
  • Before Indians get all giddy about the first Hindu US Congressperson, here’s what she really believes… http://t.co/4cDR9J0og5 #fb Sun Mar 08 05:46:05 +0000 2015
  • A nice story http://t.co/97vbuxI238 Sun Mar 08 05:17:49 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/iY8znKGSoY Sun Mar 08 04:53:52 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/oihwDeIfyD Sun Mar 08 04:52:21 +0000 2015
  • Thank you, Google Contacts, for finally getting your shit together. #fb Sat Mar 07 23:44:58 +0000 2015
  • Go home, squirrel. You’re drunk. https://t.co/ZRZCTEJnCT #fb Sat Mar 07 23:43:37 +0000 2015
  • “When he was 5, Freeman Dyson calculated the number of atoms in the sun.” Well, now, don’t I feel like a slacker. #fb Sat Mar 07 23:23:34 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/rWp1mOESfG Sat Mar 07 23:19:48 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/APIiovnqN6 Sat Mar 07 23:13:42 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/nplWdOgZto Sat Mar 07 23:11:48 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/4Vkksquxlz Sat Mar 07 23:10:56 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots If snorking continues, consult your family doctor Sat Mar 07 21:11:57 +0000 2015
  • Cole’s Law – “Thinly sliced cabbage.” #fb Sat Mar 07 21:09:20 +0000 2015
  • Shirky principle – “Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.” #fb Sat Mar 07 21:07:17 +0000 2015
  • Lewis’s law – “The comments on any article about feminism justify feminism.” (Applies inversely to racism, too) #fb Sat Mar 07 21:04:44 +0000 2015
  • Leidner’s Law — “When a line of dialogue in a motion picture reveals the movie’s central flaw.” #fb Sat Mar 07 21:04:02 +0000 2015
  • Jeb’s law – “Regardless of what change you make, no matter how small, someone will complain.” #fb Sat Mar 07 21:03:31 +0000 2015
  • Atwood’s Law – “Any software that can be written in JavaScript will eventually be written in JavaScript.” #fb Sat Mar 07 20:58:59 +0000 2015
  • Amara’s law – “We tend to overestimate the effect of a technology in the short run and underestimate the effect in the long run.” #fb Sat Mar 07 20:58:09 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots It’s in relation to social trends Sat Mar 07 20:56:54 +0000 2015
  • Cunningham’s law – “The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it’s to post the wrong answer” #fb Sat Mar 07 20:56:42 +0000 2015
  • Wirth’s law – “Software gets slower faster than hardware gets faster.” Amen. #fb Sat Mar 07 20:55:41 +0000 2015
  • Stein’s law – “If something cannot go on forever, it will stop.” Should also be called, “Duh’s Law” #fb Sat Mar 07 20:54:47 +0000 2015
  • “Murphy’s Law” is named for Eddie Murphy. No, not that one… https://t.co/4Dd6BsRH5e. #fb Sat Mar 07 20:54:00 +0000 2015
  • Segal’s law – “A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.” #fb Sat Mar 07 20:53:14 +0000 2015
  • Muphry’s law – “If you write anything criticizing editing or proofreading, there will be a fault of some kind in what you have written.” #fb Sat Mar 07 20:51:00 +0000 2015
  • Q: How many economists does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. If it needed changing, market forces would have caused it to happen Sat Mar 07 20:41:44 +0000 2015
  • Kissinger was once asked which had more backbiting & backstabbing, academia or politics. He said academia.. “because the stakes are so low.” Sat Mar 07 20:26:38 +0000 2015
  • “You had me at ‘I read your most recent paper.’ ” -@ShitAcademicsSay #fb Sat Mar 07 20:19:55 +0000 2015
  • “We wish to thank Reviewer 2 for their critical feedback & sincerely apologize for not having written the manuscript they would have written Sat Mar 07 20:18:27 +0000 2015
  • Q: How many humanities professors does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but 700 applied for the job -@ShitAcademicsSay #fb Sat Mar 07 20:17:41 +0000 2015
  • “With great academic responsibility often comes a surprisingly limited amount of academic power.” -@ShitAcademicsSay #fb Sat Mar 07 20:16:42 +0000 2015
  • “when you don’t really care how stylish your haircut is, only that it means less time in the shower.” http://t.co/nAhxWFGWEB Sat Mar 07 19:42:03 +0000 2015
  • Sign of middle age: when you don’t really care how stylish your haircut is, only that it means less time in the shower. #fb Sat Mar 07 19:38:05 +0000 2015
  • @Leniloo92 I need royalties Sat Mar 07 19:16:05 +0000 2015
  • One of my almas mater is celebrating “Founder’s Day”, which sounds like it belongs on Deep Space Nine #fb Sat Mar 07 17:29:38 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/cpxFYkx8jQ Sat Mar 07 13:06:45 +0000 2015
  • The original versions of fairy tales. “The bears find Goldilocks and rip her apart and eat her.” This I can live with http://t.co/fM3DfANeBW Sat Mar 07 13:05:09 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/naouWE9Gho Fri Mar 06 22:53:31 +0000 2015
  • Do you see it? http://t.co/vuDCJynNY7 Fri Mar 06 22:49:35 +0000 2015
  • Don’t forget to nominate someone for the @csebsceb 2015 lifetime achievement awards! http://t.co/sdR3tCWeoj Fri Mar 06 21:57:55 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/6Ao3TcVzBL Fri Mar 06 21:05:23 +0000 2015
  • heh http://t.co/mHLRMpMRxs Fri Mar 06 21:03:38 +0000 2015
  • Who’s got two thumbs and tickets to see Gilbert Gottfried at YukYuks later this month? This guy! #fb Fri Mar 06 19:49:27 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/lVyG8Jg9lY Fri Mar 06 19:20:51 +0000 2015
  • A useful image for understanding how race is misunderstood in the debate on class privilege http://t.co/C8qeOLywc2 http://t.co/cGkMRUKUrR Fri Mar 06 19:18:56 +0000 2015
  • I’m using this GIF everywhere today http://t.co/Xk1LqDCx1G Fri Mar 06 18:02:08 +0000 2015
  • Dentists might be able to screen for diabetes https://t.co/AGH268k8K3 Fri Mar 06 17:32:50 +0000 2015
  • One of those things that should be re-watched. Opening to Craig Ferguson’s last show, with song by Deadman Fall https://t.co/Gg0dbbtJVH #fb Fri Mar 06 17:12:46 +0000 2015
  • Was Beethoven black? http://t.co/vFg45Xrvyt #fb Fri Mar 06 16:48:13 +0000 2015
  • Have to admit, though I’ve known it for a long time, I’m still sort of surprised that Ceres is spherical #fb Fri Mar 06 16:36:26 +0000 2015
  • Musketeers 2nd season > 1st season #fb Fri Mar 06 16:32:22 +0000 2015
  • How Close Was The Simpsons To Figuring Out the Mass of the Higgs Boson? http://t.co/A43Tph1a36 #fb Fri Mar 06 15:58:56 +0000 2015
  • “Fake articles generate far more social attention than debunking attempts.” cf crap “satire” like CBC’s This is That https://t.co/QtboLwf90t Fri Mar 06 15:46:47 +0000 2015
  • Another animated GIF of the day https://t.co/0tMNe51fjD #fb Fri Mar 06 14:29:45 +0000 2015
  • Well now this is on my list. http://t.co/SQF3hjieaK Fri Mar 06 14:18:10 +0000 2015
  • Yep. Red shirt. No question. http://t.co/VsmUj2hG3v Fri Mar 06 14:13:18 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day (sugar glider in coffee mug edition) https://t.co/uwIZMnw8A9 #fb Fri Mar 06 14:11:33 +0000 2015
  • Dawn spacecraft –powered by ion drive!– enters orbit around Ceres. http://t.co/gDm2daoyny #fb Fri Mar 06 13:57:58 +0000 2015
  • Sweet Zod, these people make me happy I’m past the midpoint in my life. I can’t take this stupidity any longer. http://t.co/3JxvNqFjnX #fb Fri Mar 06 13:52:11 +0000 2015
  • The Monty Hall Problem http://t.co/iwNPgT3bbR Fri Mar 06 05:46:56 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Oof4lyakpB Fri Mar 06 03:00:52 +0000 2015
  • Mystery tunnel guy sounds like a cool dude. http://t.co/HeXhh0C5MS #fb Fri Mar 06 02:30:03 +0000 2015
  • Octopi vs octopuses http://t.co/KxVBLoPqPZ #fb Fri Mar 06 02:16:15 +0000 2015
  • @GhayathJanoudi on my way. swinging by the dry cleaner first Thu Mar 05 22:02:58 +0000 2015
  • uh…. what? http://t.co/GHQZjcIQg6 Thu Mar 05 22:02:13 +0000 2015
  • For @GhayathJanoudi and @nbarrowman especially (Thanks @HuShuo ) http://t.co/6rQTNFby39 Thu Mar 05 21:53:51 +0000 2015
  • “The Time That Charles Babbage Tried To Summon The Devil.” But, really, who hasn’t tried this? http://t.co/39eREbdiBl #fb Thu Mar 05 21:43:08 +0000 2015
  • Read A Story From This Newly Discovered Trove Of Lost Fairytales http://t.co/q7SSuQgTie #cool #fb Thu Mar 05 21:41:15 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/z29VYxbbRg Thu Mar 05 15:27:24 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/06afkMSWcm Thu Mar 05 15:16:56 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/UExo6Tn70x #fb Thu Mar 05 14:26:46 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/pC22Fe3CXS Thu Mar 05 14:19:50 +0000 2015
  • Rousey vs Zingano recreated in Claymation… perfectly accurately https://t.co/eFqRhr9iM0 #UFC184 #fb Thu Mar 05 12:46:19 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/q1S0RurBwR #fb Thu Mar 05 12:27:34 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/LncnyvbxAo Thu Mar 05 12:12:57 +0000 2015
  • Evidence against evolution? http://t.co/vDVnMASlGg Thu Mar 05 12:09:59 +0000 2015
  • 4-month Epidemiology contract in Ottawa http://t.co/P8aUr7iprG Thu Mar 05 12:07:04 +0000 2015
  • Ottawa opportunity for a writer/editor with experience in the public health http://t.co/CSUTmBAnZ3 #fb Thu Mar 05 12:06:32 +0000 2015
  • Nice to hear so many of my former students, now doctors, being placed in exciting residencies. #fb Wed Mar 04 23:53:50 +0000 2015
  • So Ian McKellen is playing sherlock Holmes? I’m sold! #fb Wed Mar 04 23:39:35 +0000 2015
  • Wonderful article on causation & correlation from my friend @nbarrowman http://t.co/LSb1u9qXHg http://t.co/HkKYZ6Fu1N Wed Mar 04 22:28:26 +0000 2015
  • I suspect Middle Age truly begins when you start gauging the quality of your day based upon the quality of your bowel movements. #fb Wed Mar 04 16:29:55 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/HqRME5DjHC Wed Mar 04 15:57:21 +0000 2015
  • How to spot a sociopath. I think I know some people who are married to people like this. http://t.co/b5nYExWhBT #fb Wed Mar 04 15:50:43 +0000 2015
  • I’m going to watch WWE Raw for the first time in 10 years just because of Jon Stewart (@TheDailyShow) #fb Wed Mar 04 15:45:07 +0000 2015
  • Sad story about the last box of Canadan made corn flakes. I wouldn’t have even noticed! http://t.co/QKWiWeX8o7 #fb Wed Mar 04 15:41:26 +0000 2015
  • Girl thugs taking selfies be like… http://t.co/JgWHx0HQQa Wed Mar 04 15:37:37 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/vcMWpLQ1Ix Wed Mar 04 15:35:52 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/XSAKx3vHa5 Wed Mar 04 15:33:42 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/qs86DWdq4i Wed Mar 04 14:58:33 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/pqP2zWsChW Wed Mar 04 14:57:41 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day: kung-fu cat https://t.co/1bGbwMhonv #fb Wed Mar 04 14:52:54 +0000 2015
  • If Wes Anderson directed the X-Men… I would stop reading comic books http://t.co/6Kafr55swj Wed Mar 04 13:24:35 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/aX1hLDMGjB Wed Mar 04 13:14:20 +0000 2015
  • Dinner with the departing @ziadkhatib ….man, I miss that salmon already! http://t.co/QLfcdT3eFB Wed Mar 04 13:13:46 +0000 2015
  • Dinner with the departing @ziadkhatib http://t.co/2EotH7Tpmq Wed Mar 04 13:12:07 +0000 2015
  • “Does your dog follow you to the toilet? Maybe it’s because you follow him outside when he has to poop, and he figures that’s how it works.” Wed Mar 04 12:56:54 +0000 2015
  • “Thanks to the Internet, I have probably seen more naked people than did all of my ancestors combined.” #fb Wed Mar 04 12:55:43 +0000 2015
  • “If Hilary wins in 2016, two Presidents will have had sex with each other.” #fb Wed Mar 04 12:51:44 +0000 2015
  • “The person who proofread Hitler’s speeches was a grammar Nazi.” #fb Wed Mar 04 12:49:45 +0000 2015
  • “Technically, we’re all half centaur.” #fb Wed Mar 04 12:49:22 +0000 2015
  • Just say no to slimcados. There’s no reason for a low fat avocado. #fb Wed Mar 04 12:38:17 +0000 2015
  • Humans Unconsciously Sniff Their Hands After Handshaking http://t.co/zBCaVKB2HS #fb Tue Mar 03 23:47:16 +0000 2015
  • JCVD kicks some pony ass http://t.co/7nBgjX6y6J #fb Tue Mar 03 23:27:04 +0000 2015
  • Um, this is not the CSEB I was hoping Google would top up with https://t.co/ihRBrPUyXr @csebsceb @CSEBOttawa Tue Mar 03 23:22:18 +0000 2015
  • My life’s work is complete. (With @docblw ) http://t.co/wsXCBLgkIE Tue Mar 03 23:15:33 +0000 2015
  • So this was a #1 song in 1971. Can you imagine something like this being played on the radio today? https://t.co/WfH6eEcC3x #fb Tue Mar 03 19:40:25 +0000 2015
  • Burt Watson has left the UFC https://t.co/8y8hMaD8XE Tue Mar 03 19:23:31 +0000 2015
  • Is this what’s actually going on? http://t.co/592SlLrpWw Tue Mar 03 18:37:02 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/ua9zzMZHt8 Tue Mar 03 18:36:04 +0000 2015
  • Nominate Someone For a CSEB Epidemiology Award for 2015! https://t.co/mYyj9OKGdJ Tue Mar 03 18:25:12 +0000 2015
  • The Greatest Pro Wrestler in the World http://t.co/GCyVfA67GN Tue Mar 03 18:03:28 +0000 2015
  • I don’t know if Gillian Anderson’s US-UK random accent switcheroo is intentional or unintentional. I just know that it’s annoying. #fb Tue Mar 03 17:47:22 +0000 2015
  • I just made slimcado guacamole….. meh. #fb Tue Mar 03 17:11:06 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/9xzSDxHXMb Tue Mar 03 17:08:04 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/r43f4HtiTJ Tue Mar 03 17:07:28 +0000 2015
  • The science of why Indian food tastes so good http://t.co/asKdeubJZ1 Tue Mar 03 16:38:34 +0000 2015
  • This is why I have trust issues http://t.co/NmGgBNpbwi Tue Mar 03 16:34:19 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/PIS5ecxWLJ Tue Mar 03 16:27:13 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/DVNpkL1z9w Tue Mar 03 15:49:53 +0000 2015
  • Holy shit http://t.co/27NuIYhCA7 Tue Mar 03 14:51:48 +0000 2015
  • RT @Jayward7: ABSOLUTLEY INCREDIBLE photo by Martin Le-May. Green Woodpecker and Weasel. Apparently the Woodpecker escaped. http://t.co/PUt… Tue Mar 03 14:14:38 +0000 2015
  • .@KyleRyc http://t.co/LCbcmdpPia Tue Mar 03 14:06:47 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/XqcxLgMlVs Tue Mar 03 04:29:24 +0000 2015
  • Membership and Communications Coordinator position with Canadian Society for International Health http://t.co/gXAcXNCE6a #fb Mon Mar 02 22:11:00 +0000 2015
  • Hmmm. Man vs woman muay thai fight https://t.co/sHaGiBVgcC Mon Mar 02 22:04:43 +0000 2015
  • Just got to play an asshole conservative Parliamentarian for a PhD class simulation. I enjoyed the role way too much. #fb Mon Mar 02 18:26:13 +0000 2015
  • “All my life, I thought air was free…. until I bought a bag of chips.” #fb Mon Mar 02 12:37:52 +0000 2015
  • Just heard an American documentary narrator try to pronounce “reservoir” as if it’s a French word. Sigh. #fb Mon Mar 02 12:36:32 +0000 2015
  • Recent Facebook Profile Pics http://t.co/iVqRhLbSjM Mon Mar 02 12:06:49 +0000 2015
  • Editorial Consultant position in Nairobi https://t.co/eeQBk7AxSe Mon Mar 02 11:50:59 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/aAOKdK8rGu Sun Mar 01 22:16:31 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Dib3p201k1 Sun Mar 01 14:15:39 +0000 2015
  • To young MMA fighters looking for a nickname: just steal one from lesser known Deceptacons Sun Mar 01 14:09:33 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/FXebnDTK4j Sun Mar 01 06:29:13 +0000 2015
  • Who wants a RAV4? Buy @ziadkhatib ‘s http://t.co/ePP8VuaqdC Sun Mar 01 05:15:17 +0000 2015