Twitter tweets from 4-1-15 to 4-30-15

Archived Twitter tweets from 2015-04-01 to 2015-04-30, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • We need to stop white-on-white crime! https://t.co/mtA5vXCFzb Thu Apr 30 23:43:22 +0000 2015
  • This is so sad. The once great Scott Weiland stumbling through Stone Temple Pilot’s “Vasoline”. Sigh. https://t.co/SV3HwWFO1d Thu Apr 30 23:11:15 +0000 2015
  • “And the trees are all kept equal By hatchet, axe and saw.” Thu Apr 30 22:11:35 +0000 2015
  • Does the Ontario budget spell bad news for University salaries and hiring? https://t.co/mayg4GaMQS Thu Apr 30 19:33:01 +0000 2015
  • “Idiocy is bipartisan.” -Jon Stewart Thu Apr 30 06:14:39 +0000 2015
  • Maybe a prerequisite for a tattoo should be at least a B- in grade 5 grammar http://t.co/FQOnVuraMS Thu Apr 30 05:17:03 +0000 2015
  • Damn, I miss the 80s http://t.co/onJHKHXTlu Thu Apr 30 05:11:48 +0000 2015
  • The chrysopelea… a genuine flying snake. Yipes. https://t.co/znX59SJflL #fb Thu Apr 30 04:46:22 +0000 2015
  • This was glorious. Jon Stewart disassembles Judith Miller, whose bad reporting led to war. We will all miss Stewart. https://t.co/Plbq428RP8 Thu Apr 30 04:40:26 +0000 2015
  • NS tables “Universities Accountability and Sustainability Act”, which is an attempt to bust academic unions & turn schools into businesses Wed Apr 29 17:31:24 +0000 2015
  • Looks like all my teaching next year will be compressed into one semester (Fall). This means an orgasmically free Winter of 2016! #fb Wed Apr 29 16:49:30 +0000 2015
  • Whoa. The Flash, “The Trap.” Heavy. Wed Apr 29 03:48:39 +0000 2015
  • https://t.co/csYgiQIF4h Tue Apr 28 22:36:09 +0000 2015
  • “The ubiquity of cell phones is far outpacing police awareness of the ubiquity of cell phones.” -Jon Stewart #fb Tue Apr 28 20:11:51 +0000 2015
  • Using stats to explore exam marks. Looks like this one was too easy 🙂 http://t.co/3JaGqbkN1w Tue Apr 28 18:03:06 +0000 2015
  • @chenoa_marie better than #Flibbertigibbet ? Tue Apr 28 15:23:43 +0000 2015
  • “Logical Impairment is Sad: the Nonexistent Charlie Hebdo/Nazi “Comparison”” https://t.co/bZQHMyjyzN Tue Apr 28 13:49:03 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/Zvf1QtkXYa #fb Tue Apr 28 13:13:02 +0000 2015
  • Best. Headline. Ever. “Zoo Keeper Helps Constipated Monkey Pass Peanut By Licking Its Butt For An Hour” http://t.co/BnHWjVujs4 Tue Apr 28 11:43:32 +0000 2015
  • Jon Jones runs a red light and hits pregnant woman, then flees the scene. Luckily there’s video of the incident: http://t.co/Cwq8aifiHJ Tue Apr 28 07:04:38 +0000 2015
  • “Have Homeopaths Reached Peak Stupid?” http://t.co/AhbNESoFcj Tue Apr 28 02:32:12 +0000 2015
  • Oh, my Guyanese peeps. You never fail to entertain. https://t.co/H4AXeA50c6 Tue Apr 28 02:22:14 +0000 2015
  • The KKK application form is an object lesson in poor data collection practices http://t.co/f1srJxBJEg Tue Apr 28 01:45:47 +0000 2015
  • Today’s animated GIF of the day http://t.co/g94ES5ue5h #fb Mon Apr 27 18:40:18 +0000 2015
  • And then there’s this guy. He might be my hero, with the mood I’m in today. http://t.co/XDuoAtG7Kg Mon Apr 27 17:52:35 +0000 2015
  • @Shehbazzz you’ll get them when I get them. Mon Apr 27 17:32:41 +0000 2015
  • Inbox now under 100 and it’s past 3:AM. Time for bed… where I will promptly cough up a lung. 🙁 #fb Mon Apr 27 07:19:48 +0000 2015
  • All of human history on one chart. Really shows how dominant the Romans et al were over all of our history http://t.co/apPzlU8cyb Mon Apr 27 02:50:42 +0000 2015
  • Emerging Health Leaders Ottawa looking for new Co-Chairs https://t.co/9Ykaf80gDW Mon Apr 27 02:22:47 +0000 2015
  • As an educator, sometimes I just want to give up. http://t.co/xcpmilJBGZ Mon Apr 27 01:52:06 +0000 2015
  • Wow. It’s the 30th anniversary of DC’s “Crisis on Infinite Earths.” Landmark comics event, sure. But I found it unreadable. #fb Sun Apr 26 22:59:10 +0000 2015
  • Want to hear the oldest song in the world? https://t.co/yFW3PVJV2e (Details: http://t.co/ltmOdFiJKj) Sun Apr 26 22:20:00 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Pr4Dh1n9e2 Sun Apr 26 19:30:30 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert Dude, I’m horribly sick. Looks like I won’t make today’s comics fest. Sorry, was looking forward to it 🙁 Sun Apr 26 13:21:49 +0000 2015
  • Unfuckingbelievable #UFC186 Sun Apr 26 04:43:51 +0000 2015
  • RT @scottoneal: There should be a boo-dar detector above the crowd, and when someone boos a bucket of shit falls on their head! #UFC186 Sun Apr 26 04:32:29 +0000 2015
  • Mounted crucifix should be an automatic stoppage and win #UFC186 Sun Apr 26 04:31:42 +0000 2015
  • Who are the assholes booing this fight? #UFC186 Sun Apr 26 04:24:51 +0000 2015
  • Gotta say, Rampage looks old(er) #UFC186 Sun Apr 26 03:22:35 +0000 2015
  • The right call #UFC186 Sun Apr 26 03:14:02 +0000 2015
  • I’m calling it 2-1 for Bisping, but that second round could confuse some judges #UFC186 Sun Apr 26 03:13:13 +0000 2015
  • By rounds, it could do either way. As a fight, Bisping won #UFC186 Sun Apr 26 03:12:29 +0000 2015
  • Can’t believe I find myself rooting for Bisping #UFC186 Sun Apr 26 03:03:47 +0000 2015
  • Love it when short guys beat tall guys #UFC186 Sun Apr 26 02:43:01 +0000 2015
  • Seven months after crashing my scooter, I’m back on the bike for the first time. First thing I notice: Ottawa drivers SUCK. #fb Sun Apr 26 02:07:34 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert people are mostly water. but yes, the rest is mostly scum. Sat Apr 25 22:31:49 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert vet school is harder to get into than med school. you would think a pre-req might be a love for animals. guess not. Sat Apr 25 22:30:20 +0000 2015
  • Depressed by all the animal cruelty stories in the news lately… and so much of it coming from Texas. What is wrong with that state? Sat Apr 25 22:23:17 +0000 2015
  • RT @sbpolk1965: The Texas State Board of Veternarian Medical Examiners: Revoke the License of Kristen Lindsey http://t.co/H68GBIueEK via @C… Sat Apr 25 22:16:13 +0000 2015
  • Jeebus Fucking Cripes. What is wrong with people? How does this piece of shit become a vet? http://t.co/XmB6bb4QfU Sat Apr 25 22:10:52 +0000 2015
  • I was expecting Twitter to be all agog with how wonderful my epi exam was. Fine. Bah. Sat Apr 25 21:35:43 +0000 2015
  • RT @chenoa_marie: @deonandan Aced it! But you should really see someone about that STI. Sat Apr 25 21:17:13 +0000 2015
  • 5 minutes left and 32 students still frantically writing. Might be guessing time! #fb Sat Apr 25 20:59:56 +0000 2015
  • @chenoa_marie so? how did you do? Sat Apr 25 20:52:23 +0000 2015
  • Just announced “30 minutes left” in the exam. Wish I’d photographed the looks of horror. #fb Sat Apr 25 20:36:50 +0000 2015
  • There’s a couple of people in this exam I have never seen before. Oh well. Hope the textbook was thorough. #fb Sat Apr 25 20:16:31 +0000 2015
  • So one guy turns in his exam 45 min into a 3 hour exam. Either he’s really good or really bad. #fb Sat Apr 25 19:53:56 +0000 2015
  • I was going to live tweet the Epidemiology exam. But really what I can I tell you? I blew my nose twice and checked my email. Thtat’s it. Sat Apr 25 19:02:49 +0000 2015
  • Every exam, I tell myself I will spend the 3 hour invigilation time doing productive work. And every exam, I piss it away on Facebook. #fb Sat Apr 25 18:46:29 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots I French kiss everyone as they enter Sat Apr 25 17:53:52 +0000 2015
  • RT @JLapenskie: Pre-exam calculation: what do I have to get on this final to get an A #preexamritual Sat Apr 25 17:37:28 +0000 2015
  • Dear Epidemiology students, as I, your prof, am sick, your 1st exam question is to estimate the proportion of you who will become infected. Sat Apr 25 17:33:28 +0000 2015
  • Five degrees?! It’s always nice when the temperature exceeds my education. #fb Sat Apr 25 17:07:22 +0000 2015
  • It is interesting how many grandmothers tend to die around exam time. If I were a grandparent, I’d get nervous every April. Sat Apr 25 17:05:04 +0000 2015
  • An hour before the Epidemiology final exam…. the slow trickle of medical excuse notes is now a small torrent… Sat Apr 25 16:44:36 +0000 2015
  • For Phil Collins fans… or non-fans who know the music https://t.co/G5OpLIyxez Sat Apr 25 15:16:37 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/P1h4EWawR8 Sat Apr 25 15:00:05 +0000 2015
  • Go on, try it http://t.co/HuxIfF4fb1 Sat Apr 25 14:59:18 +0000 2015
  • So Blur is making new music. I guess we know who won the BritPop wars! https://t.co/eUHTCWq7p7 Sat Apr 25 14:51:01 +0000 2015
  • Frank Miller doing a new Batman comic. Sweet Zod, this will be a train wreck. But I can’t wait. http://t.co/EcnhGLYzlK Fri Apr 24 23:32:33 +0000 2015
  • @SepandAlavi @ARJalali @NishanSharma29 nice Fri Apr 24 22:01:48 +0000 2015
  • “I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and learn about dick jokes and Epidemiology.” http://t.co/nV6fCIkFEo Fri Apr 24 21:39:55 +0000 2015
  • OK so I’ve injured my Achilles tendon and am limping. Anyone know of any cardio exercises that don’t use the feet? And no one say swimming. Fri Apr 24 21:35:24 +0000 2015
  • Six months after almost breaking my leg, my beautiful scooter Libby is released from the shop and back in my parking spot. Too bad it’s 5C! Fri Apr 24 21:34:29 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/NO3tOX0Ssl Fri Apr 24 21:22:24 +0000 2015
  • 7 lost American slang words http://t.co/3ZlH7qZebO Fri Apr 24 21:17:10 +0000 2015
  • Anyone else find this a little ironic? http://t.co/nOmrLLf8Gi Fri Apr 24 21:05:05 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/s3CaZu09nz Fri Apr 24 20:59:29 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/8fLuu2jD5j Fri Apr 24 20:58:46 +0000 2015
  • Hmm, among Europeans the Dutch have the best health literacy, and the Bulgarians the poorest http://t.co/VtiiAk0Wmv Fri Apr 24 20:54:51 +0000 2015
  • My scooter is due back from the shop today…. and of course it’s snowing. #fb Fri Apr 24 19:07:00 +0000 2015
  • Jeebus, people, make sure your dog is in the elevator before the door closes! https://t.co/e32pjaiCpB Fri Apr 24 18:56:15 +0000 2015
  • Policy Analyst job with the Association of Ontario Midwives http://t.co/COLFFoP0Na Fri Apr 24 18:32:26 +0000 2015
  • St. Michael’s Hospital in Toronto needs a research assistant http://t.co/Pqry4xwsKB Fri Apr 24 18:31:43 +0000 2015
  • It is now 24 hours before the final exam. This is when I officially stop answering all content-related questions! Whoohoo! #fb Fri Apr 24 18:30:34 +0000 2015
  • The frantic last minute Epidemiology exam questions students are asking are in fact basic arithmetic questions. This does not bode well. Fri Apr 24 17:45:08 +0000 2015
  • RT @RashiKhilnani: Ok @koodo informed me they can’t retrieve my dad’s message. I’ll be finding a new service provider & encourage you to d… Fri Apr 24 16:03:45 +0000 2015
  • @js_opdebeeck merci 😉 Fri Apr 24 13:02:49 +0000 2015
  • @js_opdebeeck Dude, it was a joke. Relax. I speak 4 languages. Fri Apr 24 12:54:44 +0000 2015
  • @js_opdebeeck Why? Why must it be compared? A billion Chinese speakers are clustered in one part of the world where English is fast growing Fri Apr 24 12:51:34 +0000 2015
  • @Easby04 When in Bretagne, I hold it Fri Apr 24 12:28:14 +0000 2015
  • Frankly, this is why I gave up studying foreign languages http://t.co/zbExW6p8yF Fri Apr 24 11:30:44 +0000 2015
  • Happy 25th birthday to Hubble space telescope. Most people do’t realize how much it advanced astronomy or how difficult/dangerous its launch Fri Apr 24 11:19:42 +0000 2015
  • WTF? #mma https://t.co/I7mUCAiyIf Fri Apr 24 11:15:33 +0000 2015
  • I can’t believe the Hubble telescope has been in space for 25 years. Wow. Check this out. https://t.co/Yq3plQYJYs Fri Apr 24 11:13:22 +0000 2015
  • @JustHerod I can’t believe no one has ever called me Raylord before Fri Apr 24 01:07:18 +0000 2015
  • My inbox is filled with emails of the following type: “Professor…. will this be on the exam?” Quick answer: yes. #fb Fri Apr 24 00:52:38 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/vNjUMuBpqo Fri Apr 24 00:25:27 +0000 2015
  • @JustHerod well yes, but not at the price of a computer virus Fri Apr 24 00:17:58 +0000 2015
  • @JustHerod hey your FB profile is posting spam Thu Apr 23 23:56:12 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/oyEtmYE2Jb Thu Apr 23 22:35:31 +0000 2015
  • #nailedit http://t.co/KuljcjP98V Thu Apr 23 21:35:24 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Wjs2HFY78d Thu Apr 23 21:20:23 +0000 2015
  • Blue Food Coloring Could Be Better For You Than You Ever Imagined http://t.co/TyWeP18S5T Thu Apr 23 20:43:56 +0000 2015
  • #fail http://t.co/njbkFXebXo Thu Apr 23 17:46:07 +0000 2015
  • @CigaretsChill No, but it might be used in a wet T-shirt contest! Same thing, right? Right? Thu Apr 23 17:32:23 +0000 2015
  • Taliban vs Isis http://t.co/2vhQ4UtY55 Thu Apr 23 17:17:02 +0000 2015
  • RT @RashiKhilnani: My dad passed away in February. @koodo deleted my last voicemail from him that I had saved without my permission or my d… Thu Apr 23 17:12:00 +0000 2015
  • RT @RashiKhilnani: Anything you can do @koodo to retrieve my last message from my dad. Want to keep hearing him say he loves me, even in a … Thu Apr 23 17:11:51 +0000 2015
  • RT @RashiKhilnani: Oh @koodo that’s so sad. I’m just devastated by the loss of this message Thu Apr 23 17:11:48 +0000 2015
  • RT @RashiKhilnani: Things are digital these days. Shouldn’t there be a back up? @koodo @d2thepowerof2 Thu Apr 23 17:11:43 +0000 2015
  • RT @RashiKhilnani: Hi @koodo my cousin who works for @VerizonWireless @Verizon says all their data backed up daily and they’d be able to re… Thu Apr 23 17:11:40 +0000 2015
  • RT @RashiKhilnani: Hi @TELUS @TELUSsupport can you please read my tweets to @koodo and try and help? It’s a sensitive matter. Thu Apr 23 17:11:31 +0000 2015
  • If only reiki were like this. Then I might not mock it as much. http://t.co/8GEZqUpJhK Thu Apr 23 17:09:33 +0000 2015
  • I’ve made my list of the movies I will see this summer (as opposed to downloading): Avengers 2, Man From UNCLE, Mr Holmes, Ant-Man, Mad Max Thu Apr 23 16:56:09 +0000 2015
  • Homeopathic surgery http://t.co/yCrfeBduHX Thu Apr 23 16:20:12 +0000 2015
  • Uh…. what? http://t.co/HKXthdNSMI Thu Apr 23 16:18:55 +0000 2015
  • Food Babe, Dr Oz, now Belle Gibson. One by one, the quacks are falling… http://t.co/AqphQK88pI Thu Apr 23 14:50:51 +0000 2015
  • And so it begins… “Scientists Make History By Genetically Modifying Human Embryos” http://t.co/Q7BBujbd2W Thu Apr 23 14:46:50 +0000 2015
  • I’m in the top 3% of academics on @academia! https://t.co/SoSjG4FwXF Thu Apr 23 04:06:15 +0000 2015
  • @yayayarndiva merci. would you believe it took them three years to publish it? Thu Apr 23 00:00:32 +0000 2015
  • My latest paper: “Ethics education for pediatric residents: a review of the literature” http://t.co/SBrIhLzEIU Wed Apr 22 23:56:58 +0000 2015
  • “girl told to stop reading book by school bus driver”. Uhhh… what? http://t.co/aEbOWhGvNz Wed Apr 22 18:58:11 +0000 2015
  • Chairing a PhD defence in microbiology and immunology. Every third word is like a foreign language to me. #fb Wed Apr 22 14:38:01 +0000 2015
  • About to chair a PhD defence. This student does not look nearly nervous enough #fb Wed Apr 22 13:24:56 +0000 2015
  • @EJPHC consulting opportunity in Zambia http://t.co/HjhBkks9nP Wed Apr 22 11:15:02 +0000 2015
  • WTF just happened in Scarborough? http://t.co/6kQRGlp34B #fb Tue Apr 21 22:18:49 +0000 2015
  • @Audrey_Giles done and done Tue Apr 21 22:08:14 +0000 2015
  • “Receipt of the MMR vaccine was not associated with increased risk of [autism]”. End of story? Right? RIGHT? RIGHT? http://t.co/dg4i3QF3ui Tue Apr 21 19:57:16 +0000 2015
  • Study hard, my pretties, I put some extra demiology in the Epidemiology! #epidemiologyexam #fb Tue Apr 21 19:28:05 +0000 2015
  • I’m chairing a PhD defence tomorrow in another faculty. Should I wear my fez? Pants? Fake blonde dreadlocks? #fb Tue Apr 21 19:26:03 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/3lD9Jf5XUV Tue Apr 21 19:05:51 +0000 2015
  • Thomas Friedman will speak at @uOttawa . I’m leaning towards attending. https://t.co/ce7iWy7wAb Tue Apr 21 18:03:23 +0000 2015
  • Yes, the epidemiology final exam has been officially completed and sent off to the printer. Mwahahahaaaaaa…. #fb Tue Apr 21 16:50:00 +0000 2015
  • Today is the 174th anniversary of supposedly the very first detective story, The Murders in the Rue Morgue #fb Tue Apr 21 10:54:58 +0000 2015
  • #want http://t.co/35bd4dU08g Mon Apr 20 22:35:37 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert HBK Mon Apr 20 20:24:08 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert http://t.co/PJCLxQogTK Mon Apr 20 20:18:19 +0000 2015
  • I got my enlarged prostate the old fashioned way, by being too liberal with the pseudoephedrine. Yes, you needed to know that. #fb Mon Apr 20 20:14:24 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/3YD4hkGkRI Mon Apr 20 19:55:43 +0000 2015
  • Ahh, that sweetest of email alerts: “A royalty payment has been made to your Amazon account”…. #fb Mon Apr 20 19:53:13 +0000 2015
  • You know you’re the sickly type when you can go to the pharmacy and order the individual ingredients from NyQuil à la carte from memory #fb Mon Apr 20 19:50:35 +0000 2015
  • @ihabmmk you poor boy. hope you have some booze to go along with the lecture. Mon Apr 20 19:15:46 +0000 2015
  • What. The. Fuck. http://t.co/fb7O7Y1EPw Mon Apr 20 15:49:32 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert sucka Mon Apr 20 15:43:09 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/dsYb4ENhpT Mon Apr 20 15:00:58 +0000 2015
  • Recent Facebook Profile Pics http://t.co/FCd0FzpGKY Mon Apr 20 14:56:02 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/J1WUvDyqsv Mon Apr 20 14:48:41 +0000 2015
  • “Cuba: Florida’s teardrop tattoo.” -John Oliver Mon Apr 20 14:45:07 +0000 2015
  • Yeah. I’m a big fan of John Harrison and the Longitude problem he solved. http://t.co/j767Q6j3of Mon Apr 20 11:48:45 +0000 2015
  • Suddenly crippled with a brutal head cold. This was not part of the plan for today. #fb Mon Apr 20 10:55:09 +0000 2015
  • RT @sealizis: @AmazingRace_CBS #sochilove wow you two should NOT travel together. All I wanted to do was tell #ali to #STOPCOMPLAINING! Mon Apr 20 02:54:54 +0000 2015
  • RT @chrisldennison: “You can drive if you’d like” 😄 Sometimes I wanna say that, but not as calm. Kudos to Steve for keeping his cool #Sochi… Mon Apr 20 02:54:41 +0000 2015
  • What I learned today… Mongolia is the least densely populated nation on earth #fb Mon Apr 20 02:38:00 +0000 2015
  • Star Trek cosplay aboard the ISS: https://t.co/4yqZ8VD2lf (for @RedParrots ) Sun Apr 19 17:21:35 +0000 2015
  • And I thank America for its pie, apparel, express, and woman. But not so much for its sniper. #fb Sun Apr 19 16:57:13 +0000 2015
  • I thank the English for their muffins, the Spanish for their fly, and the Turks for their delight. #fb Sun Apr 19 16:35:02 +0000 2015
  • Are people just getting dumber? “Judge orders 10-year-old girl be vaccinated for measles against mom’s wishes” http://t.co/KKIxsn34T0 #fb Sun Apr 19 16:32:44 +0000 2015
  • I thank the French for their fries, their toast, and their kissing. But not so much for their horn. #fb Sun Apr 19 16:12:43 +0000 2015
  • The best Star Trek endings? http://t.co/hqT7PyXmji #fb Sun Apr 19 15:12:40 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/sPihCPezff #fb Sun Apr 19 15:06:45 +0000 2015
  • No. I want to see Jacare fight for the belt. Rockhold can wait. #UFCNewJersey #UFConFOX15 Sun Apr 19 02:19:24 +0000 2015
  • Holy shit. Well, @SBNLukeThomas called this fight. #UFCNewJersey #UFConFOX15 Sun Apr 19 02:07:15 +0000 2015
  • RT @villainouslemon: For a few seconds it seemed like those awfuly annoying U.S.A. chants were going to start. Glad they didn’t. #UFCNewJer… Sun Apr 19 02:06:13 +0000 2015
  • I hope there isn’t a finish. I want 5 rounds of action #UFCNewJersey #UFConFOX15 Sun Apr 19 02:00:00 +0000 2015
  • There’s a judge named Colon? I hope his decisions aren’t shitty #UFCNewJersey #UFConFOX15 Sun Apr 19 01:55:42 +0000 2015
  • Machida looks substantially less muscular than he has in the past #UFCNewJersey #UFConFOX15 Sun Apr 19 01:54:06 +0000 2015
  • So what’s the official hashtag? Is it #UFConFOX15 or UFCNewJersey? Sun Apr 19 00:56:14 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/CnQTmyq3i5 Sun Apr 19 00:49:20 +0000 2015
  • All this hotness and violence is making me very confused sexually (paige vs felice) #UFCNewJersey Sun Apr 19 00:29:10 +0000 2015
  • I wish paige would use her elbows more #UFCNewJersey Sun Apr 19 00:26:57 +0000 2015
  • Man, felice’s Tarzan outfit is annoying #UFCNewJersey Sun Apr 19 00:24:29 +0000 2015
  • I was trying not to binge watch the first four episodes of season 5 of Game of Thrones. I failed. #fb Sat Apr 18 19:51:17 +0000 2015
  • Wow. Jonathan Crombie dead. We’re the same age. Used to see him at various parties in Toronto in the 80s. And his father yelled at us once. Sat Apr 18 19:49:21 +0000 2015
  • REQUEST FOR WORKSHOP PROPOSALS: InterAsian Connections https://t.co/PiVF1wkXof Sat Apr 18 18:46:00 +0000 2015
  • A cock harness http://t.co/lBjGfIkECE Sat Apr 18 18:09:16 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/fJvzzyy2zK Sat Apr 18 18:08:29 +0000 2015
  • “Secret Details of Drone Strike Revealed As Unprecedented Case Goes to German Court” https://t.co/VVoSvbxZnX Sat Apr 18 13:16:47 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert @KayfabeNews everyone knows this already Sat Apr 18 02:56:27 +0000 2015
  • Wine and Stargate. I deserve a break, right? #fb Sat Apr 18 00:27:42 +0000 2015
  • Just discovered a great snack… Peanut butter and pone #fb Sat Apr 18 00:16:45 +0000 2015
  • Holy shit. How old is Mick Mars, anyway? https://t.co/M7kDytbvqx Fri Apr 17 13:12:13 +0000 2015
  • Hey who wants to buy a keyboard for a Palm Pilot? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone? http://t.co/igIuJFdEFF? Fri Apr 17 09:59:25 +0000 2015
  • Selling off some of my old computer stuff. Next up: a D-Link router… http://t.co/AUeuE6UkXx? Fri Apr 17 09:51:00 +0000 2015
  • Selling off some of my old computer stuff. First up, an internal laptop floppy drive http://t.co/1BQVvijbsW Fri Apr 17 09:50:04 +0000 2015
  • Anyone in Ottawa need a vacuum cleaner? I’m getting rid of mine. http://t.co/YOybjIbIYC Fri Apr 17 09:07:47 +0000 2015
  • wh-wh-whaaaaa? http://t.co/1FjxEYVvuO Thu Apr 16 23:33:59 +0000 2015
  • If you ride a unicycle, you should also wear a unitard. And not because of the “uni” part. #fb Thu Apr 16 21:24:16 +0000 2015
  • What I learned today… “Pariah” is derived from a Tamil word! #fb Thu Apr 16 21:17:04 +0000 2015
  • Saw a guy zip down Bloor St on a unicycle. While wearing headphones. No helmet. With his eyes closed. Unicycle available at estate sale soon Thu Apr 16 21:14:47 +0000 2015
  • Volunteer opportunities for @uOttawa students https://t.co/aNtGmIIokj Thu Apr 16 21:06:05 +0000 2015
  • “Corn takes like 5 days to digest. Totally.” -Idiocy spewed by woman behind me at coffee shop Thu Apr 16 20:12:32 +0000 2015
  • “Microwaved food is totally not good for you. It’s totally full of toxins” -Idiocy spewed by woman behind me at coffee shop Thu Apr 16 20:12:07 +0000 2015
  • Heard fountain of nasal atonal idiocy spewing from behind me in coffee shop. Expected to see teenage girl. Instead saw a mid-40s woman. Sigh Thu Apr 16 20:09:14 +0000 2015
  • Hmm. I’m in U of Toronto campus and my lunch plans were cancelled. What shall I… Burrito! I see burritos! #fb Thu Apr 16 16:22:43 +0000 2015
  • Fucking ttc, man. Just gets worse and worse. #fb Thu Apr 16 13:53:47 +0000 2015
  • What I just realized… “fortnight” is an abbreviation for “fourteen nights” #fb Thu Apr 16 13:26:51 +0000 2015
  • The millionaires of the company with my city’s name in its name are good at something unimportant. Thus I am superior! Yay! #sportslogic Thu Apr 16 03:12:38 +0000 2015
  • Back in Toronto. Can already smell the high douchebag density. #fb Thu Apr 16 02:10:36 +0000 2015
  • My idea for a saner University: have the people who teach be separate from the people who evaluate and the people who administer. #fb Thu Apr 16 01:10:55 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots and in exchange will send our priests to show you our sacrificial ways Thu Apr 16 01:09:23 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots your ways and tongue are strange to me, but maybe we can still trade in trinkets and baubles Thu Apr 16 01:05:59 +0000 2015
  • Hey coach, take that one guy out and replace him with that other, less problematic guy. He’s a far better sports ball user. Thu Apr 16 01:04:56 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots hey coach, take that one guy out and replace him with that other, better guy Thu Apr 16 01:02:58 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots nice of sports ball to give jobs to the visually impaired Thu Apr 16 01:01:23 +0000 2015
  • Everyone is posting hockey updates. I don’t watch sports. So… Look at what that guy did with the thing! Go sports ball! Ref is blind! #fb Thu Apr 16 00:59:09 +0000 2015
  • @wong_warren I’m sure someone will throw a glass of water in face soon enough Wed Apr 15 22:12:07 +0000 2015
  • Bowie’s “Station to Station” and large quantities of gin imbibed on a moving train are a highly recommended combination #fb Wed Apr 15 22:03:48 +0000 2015
  • Damn it. Gins and tonic are like soft drinks to me. This will not end well. #fb Wed Apr 15 22:00:25 +0000 2015
  • Sweet Jeebus, this is exciting. Our First Glimpse of Pluto And Charon In Color http://t.co/Lms0NY1KmC #fb Wed Apr 15 21:56:48 +0000 2015
  • I just can’t work on a moving train. So for the next 4 hours I will be drinking gin and watching videos. #fb Wed Apr 15 21:45:19 +0000 2015
  • Okay I’ve been on my first class train seat for 90 seconds already and no one has brought me a drink yet! Weak! #fb Wed Apr 15 21:05:41 +0000 2015
  • Just listened to @sonnench ‘s podcast. I hope this is the end of asshat Douglas Crosby’s judging career. Wed Apr 15 20:22:10 +0000 2015
  • 95% is a little high on the butthole thing http://t.co/YO9nucA89T Wed Apr 15 18:58:33 +0000 2015
  • Why was the cougar wearing his underwear? http://t.co/9K35bRBIGW Wed Apr 15 18:27:54 +0000 2015
  • Sweet Zod, how I hate “activating” new credit cards over the phone. Just an excuse to try to sell me useless credit insurance. #fb Wed Apr 15 18:22:36 +0000 2015
  • A journal accepts our paper with revisions, we do the revisions, then they reject the paper. Unclear on the phrase “accept with revisions” ? Wed Apr 15 16:38:02 +0000 2015
  • I’m also selling my vintage Bianchi racing bike… http://t.co/ZR80ysCnzu Wed Apr 15 06:50:51 +0000 2015
  • Hey, who wants to buy one of my bicycles? http://t.co/JbFh19C05F Wed Apr 15 06:26:47 +0000 2015
  • Porn logic http://t.co/PemDarKLer Wed Apr 15 04:46:12 +0000 2015
  • All the pics I have from Saturday’s @CSEBOttawa epidemiology research day. I will more as they become available. https://t.co/15b6wbnebf Wed Apr 15 04:19:38 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/sIqAU0k0Gh Wed Apr 15 03:55:33 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/TstBVp2PKI Wed Apr 15 03:53:32 +0000 2015
  • “Bill Maher, for example, is a bigot.” http://t.co/F9JMJb9viF Wed Apr 15 02:48:50 +0000 2015
  • Sweet Jeebus, how embarrassing: https://t.co/ZCwvnz0Del #fb Tue Apr 14 23:40:03 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert that’s what i shouted at the end, yes Tue Apr 14 23:14:14 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert even more shamefully, I masturbated to it Tue Apr 14 23:12:40 +0000 2015
  • . @DavidBilbert “death once had a near-Meng experience” http://t.co/4VLUP8mUw0 Tue Apr 14 22:29:55 +0000 2015
  • Re: that asshat Corey Knowlton http://t.co/7QD16CWrXO Tue Apr 14 21:38:30 +0000 2015
  • RT @ondinecestmoi: Shame on USA giving import license to #CoreyKnowlton to import endangered Rhinos head after he kills it. Disgusting. #hu… Tue Apr 14 21:32:19 +0000 2015
  • Kenyan ranger’s moving letter to American rhino hunter http://t.co/lSF5WnWr8Q Tue Apr 14 21:31:28 +0000 2015
  • Was going to make this my Facebook profile pic. But I don’t need a lot of relatives asking me uncomfortable questions http://t.co/xVHtf3dZ7x Tue Apr 14 20:42:13 +0000 2015
  • Know who’s annoying? Those people behind you in the grocery store checkout line who refuse to use the divider. That kumquat is not mine! #fb Tue Apr 14 20:28:36 +0000 2015
  • Attention supporters of @pmharper …Canada is no longer in top 10 of developed nations thanks to your man http://t.co/NltO6ktI1N Tue Apr 14 18:46:23 +0000 2015
  • Happiness is… receiving the pre-publication proofs for a paper that was submitted THREE YEARS AGO #fb Tue Apr 14 18:33:32 +0000 2015
  • Really, you have nothing better to do with $350k? http://t.co/niTbYjGdFz Tue Apr 14 18:25:50 +0000 2015
  • Was just at Ikea. There’s a dude in a lawn chair just hanging out. I wonder if he lives there now. http://t.co/cRM6xss7en Tue Apr 14 18:18:02 +0000 2015
  • @ratherskeptical i can’t direct message you unless you “follow” me Tue Apr 14 15:59:40 +0000 2015
  • I will be missing spring convocation this year, and so will Michaëlle Jean. I hope people don’t confuse us for each other. #fb Tue Apr 14 14:57:08 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/vbOBWQiTVU Tue Apr 14 13:11:49 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/kTgKXswGnn #fb Tue Apr 14 11:55:08 +0000 2015
  • What is the best way to cook vegetables to maximize their nutritional value? http://t.co/u33s9DhYos Tue Apr 14 00:08:14 +0000 2015
  • Damn it. I was going to say no to all peer-review requests this month. But now they’re offering money! I am literally an academic whore. Tue Apr 14 00:04:32 +0000 2015
  • Surreal listening to the @steveaustinBSR podcast… and HIS wife doesn’t know what Wrestlemania is. My mind is blown. Surreal. Mon Apr 13 23:12:43 +0000 2015
  • @McGeeMeghan who are the wealthiest pro wrestlers? http://t.co/Ud6stcXdHF Mon Apr 13 23:10:24 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert blow and ex-wives can be expensive Mon Apr 13 23:09:44 +0000 2015
  • Had a paper accepted to a peer-reviewed journal 3 yrs ago, & now the new editor wants a 4th round of revisions before finally publishing it Mon Apr 13 22:56:24 +0000 2015
  • @SepandAlavi hear hear! Mon Apr 13 22:30:59 +0000 2015
  • Who are the richest professional wrestlers, @DavidBilbert ? http://t.co/Ud6stcXdHF Mon Apr 13 22:24:24 +0000 2015
  • RT @pickover: Shortest-known paper in a serious math journal. Two sentences. http://t.co/TW2wHn3JPS Mon Apr 13 20:48:36 +0000 2015
  • Caught this pervy guy using a telescopic lens to photograph sun bathers across the canal today in Ottawa http://t.co/myqOrgvvEl Mon Apr 13 18:15:35 +0000 2015
  • Inbox down to two digits for the first time in 4 months…. #fb Mon Apr 13 04:35:07 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/lVBdCznPTr Mon Apr 13 04:21:52 +0000 2015
  • @McGeeMeghan https://t.co/7fOKoOWxTF Sun Apr 12 20:33:38 +0000 2015
  • Unhappiness is… Forgetting to put on the fitbit. All these steps don’t count! #fb Sun Apr 12 16:22:46 +0000 2015
  • “They’re Made Out of Meat” http://t.co/fcWm5KOI8p #fb Sun Apr 12 15:54:23 +0000 2015
  • A projected high of 19????? #fb Sun Apr 12 12:01:50 +0000 2015
  • Epidemiology with @sam_clouthier http://t.co/i3Sl8oUnkh Sat Apr 11 20:48:14 +0000 2015
  • @Shehbazzz oh looks like she found it already Sat Apr 11 19:42:54 +0000 2015
  • @Shehbazzz OK looking now Sat Apr 11 19:42:17 +0000 2015
  • Epidemiology poster day http://t.co/2iiiQSV7W5 Sat Apr 11 14:17:54 +0000 2015
  • Epidemiology poster day is in full swing! http://t.co/L3qDc5XAj9 Sat Apr 11 14:15:55 +0000 2015
  • @Shehbazzz bribery Sat Apr 11 02:11:38 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert is it porn Sat Apr 11 02:11:18 +0000 2015
  • @Shehbazzz talk about whatever you wish. Sat Apr 11 02:11:01 +0000 2015
  • What’s up with the 1970s stage set? #munkdebate Sat Apr 11 00:24:33 +0000 2015
  • Waiting for someone to talk about “nuclear wessels” #munkdebate Sat Apr 11 00:22:52 +0000 2015
  • @ekilgo2 Rudyard has some ugly ass socks Sat Apr 11 00:22:10 +0000 2015
  • @ekilgo2 they clash with the stage colour! Sat Apr 11 00:19:48 +0000 2015
  • Surprised Kasparov isn’t debating an IBM computer #munkdebate Sat Apr 11 00:18:02 +0000 2015
  • @ekilgo2 yeah me too. I want to read the transcript after to see if the effect is still there Sat Apr 11 00:16:59 +0000 2015
  • Rudyard should have come onto the stage on horseback, with his shirt off #munkdebate Sat Apr 11 00:15:24 +0000 2015
  • Agree or disagree with her him, Pozner is one eloquent motherfracker #munkdebate Sat Apr 11 00:14:37 +0000 2015
  • @boehmography sweeeet! Sat Apr 11 00:12:47 +0000 2015
  • @robert_ruggiero never surrender, never re-tweet! Sat Apr 11 00:12:30 +0000 2015
  • @boehmography I said Steven seagal should be there! Sat Apr 11 00:11:47 +0000 2015
  • Scientists just discovered the sarcasm centre of the brain. Clearly that centre is over stimulated in this debate #munkdebate Sat Apr 11 00:11:19 +0000 2015
  • Of all the #munkdebate topics, can’t believe this is the one that might lead to fisticuffs Sat Apr 11 00:10:10 +0000 2015
  • Fun watching the audience members who are clearly tweeting. Or reading their Facebook feeds. #munkdebate Sat Apr 11 00:09:27 +0000 2015
  • When the argument breaks down to “I’m more Russian than you” things have become farcical #munkdebate Sat Apr 11 00:04:55 +0000 2015
  • Will anyone mention the “shock therapy” economics that got us into this mess? #munkdebate Sat Apr 11 00:01:00 +0000 2015
  • @brittharr2 I was trying to be mysterious Fri Apr 10 23:58:49 +0000 2015
  • I’m not sure if fascistic cultural tone is a proper argument for isolation. Maybe focus on actual policies & actions? #munkdebate Fri Apr 10 23:57:28 +0000 2015
  • Damn, that’s a good looking audience #munkdebate Fri Apr 10 23:55:55 +0000 2015
  • This debate may break down into an old fashioned street chess match! #munkdebate Fri Apr 10 23:54:33 +0000 2015
  • Unclear if the basis of the arguments is (1) what’s best for Russia, (2) what’s best for the West, (3) what’s best for the world #munkdebate Fri Apr 10 23:51:55 +0000 2015
  • I must say, our collective ignorance about Russia makes this debate feel a little uncomfortable #MunkDebate Fri Apr 10 23:44:22 +0000 2015
  • Man, Patrick Stewart is looking rough #munkdebate Fri Apr 10 23:42:59 +0000 2015
  • As an Epidemiologist, I must say that some viruses need engaging 🙂 #munkdebate Fri Apr 10 23:42:01 +0000 2015
  • Why isn’t Steven seagal in this debate? #munkdebate Fri Apr 10 23:39:45 +0000 2015
  • @Lwaler @munkdebate that’s a quantum mechanical point that just challenged my wine infused brain 🙂 Fri Apr 10 23:38:41 +0000 2015
  • Good argument… Is it even possible to isolate Russia? #munkdebate Fri Apr 10 23:36:12 +0000 2015
  • I wonder if anyone will make the argument that isolation hasn’t diminished North Korea’s president’s power #munkdebate Fri Apr 10 23:31:40 +0000 2015
  • How Useful Is Your Degree? http://t.co/iGdxsmVUfX Fri Apr 10 22:56:33 +0000 2015
  • Excited for tonight’s #munkdebate because I know very little about the topic and am not emotionally invested… so my vote is up for grabs! Fri Apr 10 22:53:06 +0000 2015
  • Watching the #munkdebate preamble and I feel like I’m about to watch The Hunt For Red October Fri Apr 10 22:45:46 +0000 2015
  • Making curry and pouring wine in preparation for tonight’s #munkdebate #fb Fri Apr 10 22:26:11 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert at my age, i could barely charge a lightning bug Fri Apr 10 22:07:37 +0000 2015
  • Hot new business idea: FitBit dildos and butt plugs! #fb Fri Apr 10 21:53:31 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert They should make FitBit dildoes and butt plugs Fri Apr 10 21:53:09 +0000 2015
  • My 20-something Canada-born and raised student doesn’t know who Kraftwerk or David Bowie are. The kids are not all right. #fb Fri Apr 10 20:13:59 +0000 2015
  • David Bowie is the coolest man who’s ever lived. His entrance at 1:26 still gives me chills. https://t.co/beeJ75m2Tc Fri Apr 10 18:59:12 +0000 2015
  • Soooo incredibly sleepy. And sooo much work to do. Is it allergies? #fb Fri Apr 10 17:51:24 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/0ZvtW9ykXa #fb Fri Apr 10 15:53:47 +0000 2015
  • Public health research coordinator position in Toronto http://t.co/3902Yy7aUT #fb Fri Apr 10 15:43:49 +0000 2015
  • Epidemiologist position in Toronto http://t.co/rjjl3cVO3m #fb Fri Apr 10 15:43:29 +0000 2015
  • Mike Tyson Mysteries ROCKS http://t.co/3yRENXJaQ3 Fri Apr 10 14:32:02 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/MWaf8DpRqx Fri Apr 10 12:58:42 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/sIeyWxblEr Fri Apr 10 12:57:29 +0000 2015
  • The sarcasm centre of the brain has been identified…. <rolls eyes> http://t.co/gHm6tA2Z3z Fri Apr 10 12:35:18 +0000 2015
  • Today’s animated GIF of the day is my favourite moment from a particular TV show… https://t.co/xhDtyAqTYS #fb Fri Apr 10 12:34:23 +0000 2015
  • Use FitBit to determine insurance rates? @DavidBilbert http://t.co/CfxrMpMPWm Fri Apr 10 12:33:28 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/lH1pekbSRM Fri Apr 10 12:20:37 +0000 2015
  • Reminiscing about my 20th birthday and my present to myself: a ticket to Bowie’s Glass Spider Tour https://t.co/upkqEYMxXk Fri Apr 10 03:02:27 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert ah, Tin Machine. No one ever remembers Tin Machine Fri Apr 10 02:41:16 +0000 2015
  • What I learned today… David Bowie’s “Station to Station” is about…. the stations of the cross! WTF? #fb Fri Apr 10 02:26:05 +0000 2015
  • Words to live by http://t.co/nmCizj9YoR Thu Apr 09 21:25:53 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/DY5iQahlij Thu Apr 09 21:21:57 +0000 2015
  • I hope this is fake http://t.co/hDtJfHgdny Thu Apr 09 21:20:28 +0000 2015
  • John Oliver might just deserve a Nobel Peace Prize http://t.co/DNCimwFUqo #fb Thu Apr 09 20:29:27 +0000 2015
  • PS Today is Vimy Ridge Day https://t.co/jIJtVn7VS1 #fb Thu Apr 09 20:17:52 +0000 2015
  • This one always gets me http://t.co/hpLcVqXMxI Thu Apr 09 17:29:56 +0000 2015
  • “Mike Tyson Mysteries”? I am sooo in. #fb Thu Apr 09 13:21:38 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/cheLFTDONp Thu Apr 09 12:39:16 +0000 2015
  • In honour of the upcoming @munkdebate …. http://t.co/FFThX39fls Thu Apr 09 12:35:18 +0000 2015
  • No one knows what it’s like to be a…. http://t.co/SG1n3usJ0I Thu Apr 09 12:31:22 +0000 2015
  • #PrisonBreak http://t.co/aXMkgkgLbq Thu Apr 09 12:28:00 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots https://t.co/JLAKJqm5kz Thu Apr 09 03:25:16 +0000 2015
  • @yayayarndiva “African American Vernacular English”. Oh. Thu Apr 09 03:20:35 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/2Mbkny3lFH Thu Apr 09 03:19:08 +0000 2015
  • @yayayarndiva what is AAVE? Thu Apr 09 03:18:55 +0000 2015
  • Dear people on the Interwebs: stop saying “on point”. It doesn’t mean what you think it means. It means less than what you think it means. Thu Apr 09 03:16:45 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/1tLx7iU0Wy Thu Apr 09 02:58:45 +0000 2015
  • Sucks to be Greg http://t.co/Ve4IZTx5HD Thu Apr 09 02:14:09 +0000 2015
  • #need http://t.co/KLEF2xw333 Thu Apr 09 02:09:29 +0000 2015
  • “In 100 years we have gone from teaching Latin and Greek in high school to teaching remedial English in college.” -Joseph Sobran #fb Thu Apr 09 00:14:56 +0000 2015
  • I really want to believe that this was a joke… http://t.co/hOgzYJJ6gT Wed Apr 08 23:59:53 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/rwOgQufJjr Wed Apr 08 23:42:12 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert And that’s why you’re coming over next week to watching wrasslin’ with me 😉 Wed Apr 08 23:40:37 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/cMLs8I5kvA Wed Apr 08 23:33:22 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/mfl5IaB9jI #fb Wed Apr 08 23:32:48 +0000 2015
  • Creepy https://t.co/aNGEk1l6ny Wed Apr 08 23:22:22 +0000 2015
  • Looking forward to @munkdebate this Friday: “Be it resolved the West should engage not isolate Russia.” http://t.co/lBS3YNE0k9 #fb Wed Apr 08 22:48:16 +0000 2015
  • “Ray, I need your advice about relationship stuff. You have the unique insight of an asshole.” – Female Friend. I’m not even mad. It’s true! Wed Apr 08 22:22:47 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/TQqHg8fj0Z Wed Apr 08 21:22:00 +0000 2015
  • Food Babe vs Science Babe….maybe it’s time we all stopped taking advice from Babes. #fb Wed Apr 08 21:13:26 +0000 2015
  • I’m eating a roast beef sandwich with meat that isn’t fully thawed. I wonder if this is what woolly mammoth tastes like. #fb Wed Apr 08 19:33:53 +0000 2015
  • Um…. #anatomyfail http://t.co/ttQbj8IdfM Wed Apr 08 17:57:46 +0000 2015
  • The brontosauri are back, baby! http://t.co/st4u1QqFZA #fb Wed Apr 08 17:54:10 +0000 2015
  • ha http://t.co/cXL76VOF6z Wed Apr 08 17:06:05 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/r5rk4VEige Wed Apr 08 17:04:20 +0000 2015
  • Spent all morning answering 50 emails…. and 100 take their place! Email is the Hydra of everyday life! #fb Wed Apr 08 16:46:04 +0000 2015
  • People… please stop saying “very unique”. It hurts my soul. #grammar #fb Wed Apr 08 14:45:33 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/rmNcu3y4hW Wed Apr 08 14:20:01 +0000 2015
  • “Goodluck Jonathan” sounds like a bad 80s wrestling name #fb Wed Apr 08 13:18:34 +0000 2015
  • Photos from today’s grad student poster presentations https://t.co/n2XKMI1qSG Wed Apr 08 03:39:37 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert One drinks Ray love. Wed Apr 08 03:35:48 +0000 2015
  • #grammar http://t.co/cVdVNGIAty Wed Apr 08 00:53:58 +0000 2015
  • @cdnmoe You have no evidence for your conclusion. They could have been just planning a murder. Wed Apr 08 00:00:28 +0000 2015
  • @Shehbazzz I stole it from @cdnmoe who stole it from an ancient Chinese saying, I reckon Tue Apr 07 23:51:03 +0000 2015
  • “A fool with a tool is still a fool.” #fb Tue Apr 07 20:28:54 +0000 2015
  • Just learned a new word.. Mammosphere #fb Tue Apr 07 14:57:26 +0000 2015
  • Hey come down to FSS 4007 at @uOttawa until noon to see our grad student posters. Everyone is welcome #fb Tue Apr 07 13:53:59 +0000 2015
  • RT @picardonhealth: Sperm-donor turns out to be a schizophrenic ex-felon: Port Hope couple sues, by @theresaboyle http://t.co/kh26XEYdCZ @… Tue Apr 07 12:47:18 +0000 2015
  • @beets79 annnnnd my morning is ruined Tue Apr 07 12:46:21 +0000 2015
  • The last week of teaching for the semester begins now! #fb Tue Apr 07 12:45:46 +0000 2015
  • The dictionary says “architect” can be used as a verb. My ear says…. stop that shit right NOW. #fb Tue Apr 07 11:40:35 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/ESx37SyOBW Tue Apr 07 11:36:53 +0000 2015
  • The “Food Babe” Blogger Is Full of Shit http://t.co/jxjyMuiYpr #fb Tue Apr 07 04:11:02 +0000 2015
  • ST:TNG bloopers for @RedParrots https://t.co/i9DV1z7zhz Mon Apr 06 18:17:19 +0000 2015
  • Everybody dance now! https://t.co/oKwnFpDjDj Mon Apr 06 17:25:53 +0000 2015
  • One of our undergrads was a stuntman on this Tamil movie. Doesn’t the music sound familiar? https://t.co/LfRvNp6eUS Mon Apr 06 16:09:58 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/18tMYvyJxm #fb Mon Apr 06 04:46:05 +0000 2015
  • Do we really need a Twin Peaks revival? I don’t think so. #fb Mon Apr 06 04:36:10 +0000 2015
  • I just can’t eat babies. No veal or lamb for me. Fetuses are fair game, though. Bring on the eggs. #fb Sun Apr 05 20:03:14 +0000 2015
  • @techcyclists Neon Knights Sun Apr 05 19:52:09 +0000 2015
  • The only console game I ever loved was Rock Band… because I once got my 70 year old mother to sing a Black Sabbath song. #fb Sun Apr 05 19:43:45 +0000 2015
  • So this fallen Hindu boy is attending a Christian Church today. Stay tuned for live updates of the burning of my immortal soul. #fb Sun Apr 05 14:22:19 +0000 2015
  • 2000 yrs ago a celestial being emerged from the hole in which he had been buried. Then he saw his shadow & there were 6 more weeks of winter Sun Apr 05 13:11:18 +0000 2015
  • Perhaps it’s a moral failing on my part, but folks who drink tea out of the saucer sort of creep me out. #fb Sun Apr 05 04:47:18 +0000 2015
  • What I learned today…. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has Canadian citizenship #fb Sun Apr 05 00:38:59 +0000 2015
  • Ian Brown’s voice is shit. But I would still pay money to see the Stone Roses. https://t.co/fjfuzrkaYe #fb Sat Apr 04 23:45:33 +0000 2015
  • Nice to see faculty standing up for their rights and beliefs http://t.co/sfn1v01Tm9 #fb Sat Apr 04 22:39:30 +0000 2015
  • On Awards, Received, Denied and Coveted http://t.co/BNABFu1cJo Sat Apr 04 22:14:36 +0000 2015
  • Sitting in a Starbucks in Toronto and one of my students from Ottawa walks in. They’re EVERYWHERE! (The students, not Starbucks. Well, both) Sat Apr 04 21:12:38 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/2AY8ruzcPe Sat Apr 04 16:17:19 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/ZTDIWPcNys Sat Apr 04 16:17:12 +0000 2015
  • How is it that Snoop Dogg is 5 yrs younger than me but looks 20 yrs older? Pot does many magical things, but anti-aging isnt one of them #fb Fri Apr 03 12:06:05 +0000 2015
  • @SheenaGosain https://t.co/nWgvwXxNbe Thu Apr 02 23:23:29 +0000 2015
  • And *I* get detained because my back support is a funny colour #flyingwhilebrown http://t.co/dJl070GI2K Thu Apr 02 22:55:30 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/0Z7E8QUPUk Thu Apr 02 22:53:50 +0000 2015
  • “History tends to change people who think they’re changing it.” -Terry Pratchett #fb Thu Apr 02 20:07:41 +0000 2015
  • The @CSEBOttawa offers congrats to the epidemiology students of UWO for starting the 2nd local chapter of @csebsceb http://t.co/4Jz4URQf8w Thu Apr 02 18:15:11 +0000 2015
  • Agents of SHIELD: thanks for satisfying my weekly nerdgasm needs. #fb Thu Apr 02 15:08:54 +0000 2015
  • Photobomb level: expert http://t.co/YO8JHoHnJz Thu Apr 02 13:42:35 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/XAV6jZdeQ7 Thu Apr 02 12:46:42 +0000 2015
  • Safety first! http://t.co/RKOVPRYcRQ Thu Apr 02 12:46:07 +0000 2015
  • Places to see before they’re gone https://t.co/s07xWJnYoI #fb Thu Apr 02 12:40:21 +0000 2015
  • Photos from the gym on the Titanic https://t.co/PYpjKSe3jk #fb Thu Apr 02 12:39:04 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/NTJ0DTwLd1 Thu Apr 02 12:16:33 +0000 2015
  • Students at event tonight didn’t know my name. So they Googled “brown professor at U of Ottawa”. No joke. #fb Thu Apr 02 01:03:20 +0000 2015
  • Very proud to have received the professor of the year award from the health sciences students! http://t.co/Z62qkuFlvK Thu Apr 02 01:00:56 +0000 2015
  • Just watching this I feel like I’ve done a complete full body workout https://t.co/nbPZUwViaR #fb Wed Apr 01 19:36:31 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert @UVicSC he thinks not Wed Apr 01 19:31:42 +0000 2015
  • Time to organize a field vacation, I mean study program, in Guyana for my grad students! http://t.co/BrAGShJVO8 Wed Apr 01 18:03:42 +0000 2015
  • Just said no to three peer-review requests. Ah, that felt good. #fb Wed Apr 01 18:02:11 +0000 2015
  • Because the world has given up on even trying to use their brains. http://t.co/zD3Nk2Ep0S Wed Apr 01 17:30:20 +0000 2015
  • oh. I did not know this. http://t.co/cV14lqqOoe Wed Apr 01 17:29:36 +0000 2015
  • oh. drat. http://t.co/QYqawNVBYX Wed Apr 01 17:28:17 +0000 2015
  • Death by snu-snu http://t.co/ZJzR9WfS4h Wed Apr 01 16:58:01 +0000 2015
  • . @uOttawa should make its convocations as fun as this https://t.co/Exk7QErJQD #fb Wed Apr 01 13:30:49 +0000 2015
  • :O http://t.co/oAOsU9nc7T Wed Apr 01 12:56:36 +0000 2015