Twitter Tweets from 5-1-15 to 5-31-15

Archived Twitter tweets from 2015-05-01 to 2015-05-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

 

  • The problem with Climate Change denial in one simple GIF. http://t.co/tzUSG5Fadl Sun May 31 09:02:45 +0000 2015
  • so sad http://t.co/YObq0k7mqz Sun May 31 05:12:23 +0000 2015
  • New Delhi Highway: http://t.co/ZuGw6GhOIe via @YouTube Sat May 30 20:00:49 +0000 2015
  • Rewatching “Top Gun”. Sweet Jeebus, what an awful movie. Sat May 30 19:57:20 +0000 2015
  • Back at the Taj Mahal in 47 degree weather: http://t.co/OjhIP8t2eQ via @YouTube Sat May 30 19:55:58 +0000 2015
  • The touts at Fatepuhr Sikri drive Jason mad: http://t.co/xt7K2YulJU via @YouTube Sat May 30 19:33:49 +0000 2015
  • Sexy water show at the Taj mahal: http://t.co/GWFeyf7eXr via @YouTube Sat May 30 19:23:33 +0000 2015
  • Snake charmer & Germans, amber fort, jaipur: http://t.co/O0orOGDceG via @YouTube Fri May 29 17:23:26 +0000 2015
  • Bats in the tunnel beneath amber fort in jaipur: http://t.co/i17S6qjI7D via @YouTube Fri May 29 17:19:11 +0000 2015
  • Tunnel beneath the amber fort in jaipur: http://t.co/7o8lh96OYO via @YouTube Fri May 29 17:19:11 +0000 2015
  • Pigs in jaipur, part 3: http://t.co/yptA8YqsAI via @YouTube Fri May 29 17:14:30 +0000 2015
  • How come no one refers to the female condom as “the great Wall of vagina”? Fri May 29 16:00:48 +0000 2015
  • Goats in jaipur, part 2: http://t.co/ruIV8CcwYG via @YouTube Fri May 29 13:35:46 +0000 2015
  • Goats in jaipur, part 1: http://t.co/lH9WKc7ELy via @YouTube Fri May 29 13:29:32 +0000 2015
  • Pigs in the garbage of jaipur, part 2: http://t.co/kgi0BFyAHI via @YouTube Fri May 29 13:29:28 +0000 2015
  • Pigs in the garbage of jaipur, part 1: http://t.co/cfUUKeH6D8 via @YouTube Fri May 29 13:26:27 +0000 2015
  • The house band at choki dhani: http://t.co/D7LJ6IvMJA via @YouTube Fri May 29 02:55:15 +0000 2015
  • A dog named Lachlan: http://t.co/pWiRvYmpf6 via @YouTube Fri May 29 02:54:08 +0000 2015
  • Jason bangs the gong in jaipur: http://t.co/h0xz1rZL8O via @YouTube Fri May 29 02:50:07 +0000 2015
  • Michael LaCour is a piece of work http://t.co/jr1nZf4phr Thu May 28 06:25:16 +0000 2015
  • @spencerphil men compress earlier due to overestimation (i.e. lying) about our heights earlier in life 🙂 Thu May 28 06:06:25 +0000 2015
  • @spencerphil or i shrank 3 inches Thu May 28 05:53:27 +0000 2015
  • My BMI is brushing up against 30. I am officially obese. So either I really am a fatty or BMI is a crappy method for estimating obesity. Thu May 28 05:30:14 +0000 2015
  • Well a roach just crawled across my computer keyboard as I was typing. That’s new. Wed May 27 19:06:24 +0000 2015
  • Prescription for poverty http://t.co/gnc1UHxZJX Wed May 27 18:25:55 +0000 2015
  • The audio of my lecture on Medical Tourism at IITGN in Ahmedabad, India: http://t.co/DFMLMwdHLM Wed May 27 10:52:52 +0000 2015
  • The audio of my lecture on Health Communication at IITGN in Ahmedabad, India: http://t.co/AYlMgNrtpO Wed May 27 10:50:41 +0000 2015
  • Gawd, I hate this guy’s stupid face http://t.co/XOWzLtHAZv Wed May 27 09:25:36 +0000 2015
  • Every manned spacecraft drawn to scale http://t.co/laRq0oAIPP Wed May 27 05:34:19 +0000 2015
  • Want to know about class privilege? http://t.co/oubEXt6Yzr Wed May 27 05:26:39 +0000 2015
  • “Perfect eyesight should be a human right” http://t.co/cBPdEAeMaH #want #want #want #fb Wed May 27 04:47:03 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/G72jfrk3Uv Wed May 27 04:16:39 +0000 2015
  • Manfred Mann is like the white Kanye http://t.co/xGFgNoUymw Wed May 27 03:58:57 +0000 2015
  • In India, every dark blotch on the floor, wall, or sheets looks like a cockroach. Wed May 27 01:47:19 +0000 2015
  • Research Fellow (Data Analyst) Position in New Delhi https://t.co/GKLhe41muy Tue May 26 16:34:45 +0000 2015
  • The last day you can download two of my population health textbooks for FREE. Both are Amazon #1 bestsellers 🙂 http://t.co/JMLsWkzJ30 Tue May 26 13:15:49 +0000 2015
  • This is the last day you can download two of my population health textbooks for FREE http://t.co/JMLsWkzJ30 Tue May 26 13:13:39 +0000 2015
  • I can’t tell if this is one of those fake news sites… http://t.co/oqrkl5vDxy Tue May 26 05:25:26 +0000 2015
  • From Life Magazine (Dec, 1941) http://t.co/gdyChamg7w Tue May 26 05:19:36 +0000 2015
  • Reviewing a paper now. http://t.co/taivZFkzO3 Tue May 26 05:15:52 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/5zFV7Vf6Fa Tue May 26 05:12:12 +0000 2015
  • Former Harry Potter villain falls on hard times? http://t.co/yPskgwHFqc Tue May 26 04:57:50 +0000 2015
  • 25 Truly Useful Inventions That You Never Knew You Needed http://t.co/g1YkMuOvFD Tue May 26 04:34:16 +0000 2015
  • How to avoid predatory publishers http://t.co/Cgl5DBaOGe Tue May 26 04:29:23 +0000 2015
  • Nice when I make it onto someone’s Pinterest page 🙂 https://t.co/O88UYaEAwx Tue May 26 02:39:44 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/1tDb2qJqdL Tue May 26 02:36:12 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/wzAXfGO4Vr Tue May 26 01:58:03 +0000 2015
  • I’m so hurt. *sniff* http://t.co/YxfGqkuxsB Mon May 25 20:35:42 +0000 2015
  • Take the ambivalent sexism test! http://t.co/t1t9cRgVw9 http://t.co/pl2yNdOeye Mon May 25 18:05:36 +0000 2015
  • How academia resembles a drug gang https://t.co/IfT61VjFQE Mon May 25 15:59:53 +0000 2015
  • Any UOttawa students going to #CSEB – If you don’t mind, please declare your presence on this spreadsheet: https://t.co/nMMrmISTxJ Mon May 25 10:29:09 +0000 2015
  • Dear Epidemiology students, the 2015 Abstract Book is now available for download: http://t.co/Tz8cUqn6tm Mon May 25 08:28:25 +0000 2015
  • The audio of my presentation on the global burden of disease: http://t.co/jqayrDXdeV Mon May 25 05:14:58 +0000 2015
  • I was wondering what that rickety sound was behind me http://t.co/RMrvCUgVaZ Mon May 25 04:47:03 +0000 2015
  • This strikes me as a homophobic slur in Middle Earth http://t.co/Ehp8ilXZzx Mon May 25 04:37:25 +0000 2015
  • In guestbook at Gandhi museum: “Learning about the Mahatma in such a breezy place, I feel like I’ve experienced…. ‘Gandhi With The Wind.'” Mon May 25 04:36:38 +0000 2015
  • A colleague pointed out that the guy in the photo looks like “he owns a van with blacked out windows” http://t.co/XzaD92jpTa Mon May 25 04:29:32 +0000 2015
  • Given my current state of mind and body in India, I read this as “Colon Plus” http://t.co/emS96cnBIU Mon May 25 04:27:23 +0000 2015
  • Spotted on Gujarati highway, an “Apple car”. As a colleague pointed out, “probably overpriced with poor workmanship.” http://t.co/FzzrCTS1jD Mon May 25 04:25:13 +0000 2015
  • Gotta say, this is a pretty generous offer. Looks like they’re serious about post-secondary education here. http://t.co/9NSt2gTEMH Mon May 25 04:23:46 +0000 2015
  • Flat for rent that’s in walking distance of U of Toronto’s St George campus. http://t.co/WpwNPEOvKG Sun May 24 15:09:39 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/HU0yRrdInZ Sun May 24 11:03:48 +0000 2015
  • Million rupee idea for an Indian snowglobe: it’s spherical, with a model of an Indian toilet inside. When you shake it, it becomes diarrhea. Sun May 24 10:58:23 +0000 2015
  • Well there’s a dollar store here. But a dollar is a lot of rupees! http://t.co/1kEpARAJZt Sun May 24 03:20:33 +0000 2015
  • Went to a traditional Gujarati restaurant today, where the waiters wear traditional Gujarati… crocs. http://t.co/peXCNqOlDT Sat May 23 20:27:20 +0000 2015
  • Happiness is… 1:AM in India on a Saturday night, watching a West Wing marathon Sat May 23 19:32:00 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/vybu4zxwAn Sat May 23 18:31:12 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/bYTvWVz9jQ Sat May 23 17:21:52 +0000 2015
  • heh heh http://t.co/5BDrZpOg8P Sat May 23 17:20:18 +0000 2015
  • @cammipham merci Sat May 23 17:19:53 +0000 2015
  • How long will you live? http://t.co/A4OOAc7Oc6 Sat May 23 17:17:06 +0000 2015
  • #1 Amazon Bestseller…. Again! http://t.co/hTVPkfhiUI http://t.co/IOgkhMMHGE Sat May 23 16:15:37 +0000 2015
  • These bloody roaches keep playing dead on me #fb Sat May 23 15:53:21 +0000 2015
  • “Work harder, live longer” http://t.co/cFUQoMaU9C Sat May 23 15:44:11 +0000 2015
  • “All pizzas are personal pizzas if you try hard enough.” Sat May 23 15:03:28 +0000 2015
  • “If you like water, you already like 72 percent of me.” Sat May 23 15:02:17 +0000 2015
  • Know how hot it is here? Just did laundry, hung up the clothes to dry… and they were ready to wear in under 30 min. Sat May 23 14:52:32 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/v3Lql7CirT Sat May 23 14:47:06 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/3qVnSVWYTS Sat May 23 14:46:09 +0000 2015
  • Republicans keep getting younger http://t.co/KwdHZ8bjsW Sat May 23 14:24:40 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Q8MCP490vZ Sat May 23 09:33:54 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/2zODne7Qbu Sat May 23 02:43:11 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/piL0NCTmMf Sat May 23 02:42:09 +0000 2015
  • Finally watched the Letterman finale. Actually laughed out loud at some bits. Sat May 23 02:24:30 +0000 2015
  • @SPrinceWare No guarantee that it’s GOOD, only that it’s FREE 🙂 Sat May 23 01:34:51 +0000 2015
  • @SPrinceWare yep. offering 2 for free until May 26 http://t.co/SNOWMiLFBz Sat May 23 01:26:49 +0000 2015
  • Health sciences position in Toronto http://t.co/xwZgMHCX53 #fb Sat May 23 01:11:59 +0000 2015
  • Public Health Student Educator position in Toronto http://t.co/S6BFuM3HaJ Sat May 23 01:11:34 +0000 2015
  • Data Analyst position in London, Ontario http://t.co/5pdsSdSybc #fb Sat May 23 01:11:01 +0000 2015
  • Myy new book is now the #1 most downloaded public health book on Amazon (free until May 26) http://t.co/SNOWMiLFBz http://t.co/XpPR2Htboe Sat May 23 00:52:09 +0000 2015
  • Just saw the biggest cockroach in the world crawl out of the toilet. Yep, never using that thing again. Sat May 23 00:31:01 +0000 2015
  • one of my textbooks is now the #3 most downloaded medical book on Amazon. Giveaway continues for another 5 days. http://t.co/JMLsWkzJ30 Fri May 22 16:41:04 +0000 2015
  • Heard from a colleague today: “Saw a lizard come through the glory hole this morning.” Fri May 22 16:27:53 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/wZKrAxvu6n Fri May 22 08:26:03 +0000 2015
  • RT @ganeshkhude: Prof @deonandan emphasizd on mechanism&funding fr #DiseaseSurveillance &its PublicDatabase is imp. #PubpicHealth need http… Fri May 22 08:21:13 +0000 2015
  • I’m offering two books as FREE downloads for the next 5 days: http://t.co/JMLsWkzJ30 Fri May 22 06:41:10 +0000 2015
  • Any thoughts on this @joerogan ? http://t.co/JqOnZltJjo Fri May 22 06:18:55 +0000 2015
  • IT’s a positively frigid 32 degrees here in Ahmedabad today Fri May 22 04:15:24 +0000 2015
  • What’s that…? Oh…. No. The first twinges of Delhi Belly…. just as I’m about to lecture 🙁 Fri May 22 04:11:29 +0000 2015
  • @ImamBaksh true dat Fri May 22 04:03:03 +0000 2015
  • Any trip to India necessitates developing an intimate relationship with feces… and it necessarily one’s own. Fri May 22 03:53:35 +0000 2015
  • Why is America’s Funniest Home Videos still on? Don’t we have Youtube now? #fb Fri May 22 01:31:22 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/s2lEHSqBmi Thu May 21 10:33:11 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/PsWqkwaFpN Thu May 21 09:59:00 +0000 2015
  • “One useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.” -John Adams Thu May 21 05:28:55 +0000 2015
  • “If you gave (Jerry) Falwell an enema, you could bury him in a matchbox.” -Christopher Hitchens Thu May 21 05:26:47 +0000 2015
  • “The thing that impresses me most about America is the way parents obey their children.” -King Edward VIII Thu May 21 05:24:56 +0000 2015
  • An anal sex pregnancy http://t.co/Ux5oN6cat2 Thu May 21 05:22:52 +0000 2015
  • If dogs were middle aged men http://t.co/Pi5ppUfYJg Thu May 21 04:48:30 +0000 2015
  • So I’m allowed to be on Facebook and pinterest, but I can’t read a blog? http://t.co/CBV3M9ebmp Thu May 21 04:30:40 +0000 2015
  • Well well…. @uOttawa http://t.co/zDzfyyQlcx Thu May 21 04:03:09 +0000 2015
  • “The dwarf lives until we can find a cock merchant.” Wed May 20 20:22:52 +0000 2015
  • Pop music really is becoming more stupid http://t.co/xlpzm3HZ3G #fb Wed May 20 16:59:11 +0000 2015
  • Saw a street puppy crying and in the extreme heat today, so offered him a banana. He just looked up at me as if to say, “Banana? WTF, dude.” Wed May 20 11:57:44 +0000 2015
  • Gujarat put the Modi in Immodium Wed May 20 11:49:13 +0000 2015
  • Fucking hipsters #GoT http://t.co/ylLCW3iSWk Wed May 20 05:44:01 +0000 2015
  • AUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!!!! http://t.co/AfmkO9zDqo Wed May 20 05:42:27 +0000 2015
  • Separated at Birth, part 84 http://t.co/ZHuBMWrCvy Wed May 20 04:49:05 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/39r52OYdiy Wed May 20 04:42:36 +0000 2015
  • While this is hardcore Hindu territory, we’re on the Pakistan border. So here’s the carnivore platter from last night http://t.co/nbI4Mlr46F Wed May 20 04:40:53 +0000 2015
  • RT @WIRED: Google plans to eliminate human driving in 5 years http://t.co/yvrC9Ir2CZ Tue May 19 07:01:37 +0000 2015
  • RT @MMFlint: Krugman: Iraq War wasn’t a mistake. It was a crime: http://t.co/KzCQBLwrnk Tue May 19 07:00:28 +0000 2015
  • So now Bobby Jindal wants to be president? I couldn’t script this nonsense. #fb Tue May 19 06:59:47 +0000 2015
  • Someone here keeps saying, “being heard”, and all I hear is, “bean curd.” Tue May 19 06:54:59 +0000 2015
  • Anna Ng and I are getting old. Why is that stupid song stuck in my head? Tue May 19 04:13:03 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/1Q4ri76jgs Mon May 18 09:44:39 +0000 2015
  • wait… it’s not? http://t.co/wjOSxO9H0R Mon May 18 09:35:35 +0000 2015
  • An Indian paper covered the start of our Global Health institute… of course I’m looking the wrong way in the pic http://t.co/8fHa7AVSTx Mon May 18 09:02:12 +0000 2015
  • How to keep your avocados from oxidizing https://t.co/cgxdCybsd1 Mon May 18 08:45:46 +0000 2015
  • Dude, the Mongol Empire fell 600 years ago. No need to still be afraid of them. (yes i know it’s downs syndrome ref) http://t.co/apC6Yml0pi Mon May 18 05:44:35 +0000 2015
  • @caityjackson @CUGHnews @keithmartinmd I find this very hard to believe Mon May 18 05:16:49 +0000 2015
  • I wish my students could watch these Indian students.They ask hard questions, have informed opinions.What higher education was meant to be. Mon May 18 05:04:39 +0000 2015
  • Know how hot it is here? One of the math professors just collapsed in the hallway from heat stroke. Mon May 18 04:34:28 +0000 2015
  • My opening remarks at the Summer Institute on Global Health & Development at IITGN in Ahmedabad, India http://t.co/JF8YKEdcwS Mon May 18 04:28:18 +0000 2015
  • Ambling in Ahmedabad http://t.co/2o4ypMCl4Z Mon May 18 04:21:28 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert no, like my penis. It’s not a comment, it’s a command! Sun May 17 08:03:46 +0000 2015
  • About to speak in front of an audience after 29 hours of travel and 1 hour of sleep. Hmm. Sun May 17 03:49:00 +0000 2015
  • Mumbai airport is really quite beautiful http://t.co/rPYYpysRLP Sat May 16 19:25:26 +0000 2015
  • Jet lag, lack of sleep and dehydration do not mix well with strong beer Sat May 16 19:20:24 +0000 2015
  • Happiness is… Eating a Starbucks turkey and cheese sandwich I purchased in New York, while standing in line at the Bombay airport. Sat May 16 17:33:43 +0000 2015
  • Gawd. Now here come the white girls with the toga gear and toe dyed tank tops. Sat May 16 16:03:33 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert like my penis Sat May 16 15:54:10 +0000 2015
  • More Bombay airport sounds, including fat guy on the phone https://t.co/MWMRIzE1Cr Sat May 16 15:50:41 +0000 2015
  • So thirsty. Must.. Not… Drink… Indian… Water… Sat May 16 15:47:09 +0000 2015
  • @jpli18 yeah try El agent did not consult me before booking this trip Sat May 16 15:46:23 +0000 2015
  • @jpli18 29 hours total travel time Sat May 16 15:40:08 +0000 2015
  • Dear Mumbai airport, I’m digging the slow electro jazz https://t.co/7Gwwajoehz Sat May 16 15:37:11 +0000 2015
  • Only two kinds of people fly from USA to Mumbai: dumpy middle aged brown guys, and dumpy middle aged white guys. Sat May 16 15:31:37 +0000 2015
  • @jpli18 now in Mumbai waiting for my next flight Sat May 16 15:30:58 +0000 2015
  • And now I steel myself for the horror that is Indian customs & immigration… Sat May 16 14:13:10 +0000 2015
  • 30 min from landing. The real story is that my Asus T100 Transformer notebook lasted 15 hours on a single charge. Sat May 16 13:56:23 +0000 2015
  • Guy next to me is watching Die Hard in Hindi. I wonder how they translate, “Yippee Cayay, muthafuckah”….? Sat May 16 13:50:10 +0000 2015
  • All things considered, premium economy rocks: more space. Food was healthful, seat next to me is empty, never a line-up for the toilet Sat May 16 13:45:57 +0000 2015
  • @jpli18 yogurt, eggs, fruit salad Sat May 16 13:42:04 +0000 2015
  • @jpli18 they served me first! Sat May 16 13:24:02 +0000 2015
  • Local news in India has a story about our upcoming global health institute, which starts tomorrow https://t.co/bwhbjyitmx Sat May 16 13:19:18 +0000 2015
  • @jpli18 90 min more Sat May 16 13:11:24 +0000 2015
  • 10 hours into a 15 hour flight to Bombay. Haven’t seen a flight attendant in about 6 hours. Maybe they all left? Sat May 16 10:13:26 +0000 2015
  • I believe I am the first person to have ever torrented an episode of The Flash from 30000 feet above the Atlantic Ocean Sat May 16 03:14:14 +0000 2015
  • #UnitedAirlines can you suck any more? Sat May 16 02:10:03 +0000 2015
  • Jesus Effing Christ. First, there’s no meal for me on a 15 hr flight. 90 min later, they found me a dinner.. but no cutlery #unitedairlines Sat May 16 02:03:16 +0000 2015
  • God, how I hate United Airlines. After complaining that everyone got a meal except me, their response: “It happens.” Fuckers. Sat May 16 01:54:10 +0000 2015
  • Oh what a surprise, United Airlines doesn’t have a meal for me on a 15 hour flight. Sat May 16 01:47:54 +0000 2015
  • Wifi on the plane. Well this is a new experience for me. Sat May 16 01:28:51 +0000 2015
  • Met BB King after a concert nearly 30 years ago. Cool guy. Damn he was as old then as I am now! #fb Fri May 15 20:38:06 +0000 2015
  • First Ben E King. Now BB King. I bet Larry King is getting nervous. #fb Fri May 15 20:37:07 +0000 2015
  • Old Man Kicked Out Of Nursing Home For Hiding Prostitute Under His Bed http://t.co/016k47qomb Fri May 15 16:28:33 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/73YTWz0gPI Fri May 15 15:40:40 +0000 2015
  • @EJPHC http://t.co/kQo1LgRtiD Fri May 15 15:24:44 +0000 2015
  • My mother would be so proud http://t.co/7FAwh6X519 Fri May 15 12:09:39 +0000 2015
  • Knowledge is knowing about the $200 upgrade to “Economy Plus.” Wisdom is not hesitating to buy it for a 15 hour flight #fb Thu May 14 21:32:27 +0000 2015
  • Data Research Coordinator position in Montreal: https://t.co/8WwQgojHKS Thu May 14 18:06:52 +0000 2015
  • Senior position at IDRC in Ottawa (PhD in health-based field): https://t.co/8g3I9xc0UC Thu May 14 14:17:48 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert You put the dick in indickator Thu May 14 14:03:44 +0000 2015
  • @DavidBilbert yeah, most people don’t get the obvious anal sex allusion Thu May 14 14:00:52 +0000 2015
  • My new textbook, “Using Population Health Indicators for Global Health and Development”, is now live on Amazon! http://t.co/IYaPypBzFX Thu May 14 13:57:12 +0000 2015
  • Research Assistant position at Ottawa hospital in HIV research https://t.co/v6IfQJKJ0G Wed May 13 19:55:55 +0000 2015
  • “The average working-class guy …is railed against for having a lock on power, even as he has none of it.” http://t.co/pOEwlAAG5p Wed May 13 14:47:50 +0000 2015
  • “Greatest Threat to Free Speech Comes Not From Terrorism, But From Those Claiming to Fight it” https://t.co/Xid96H5htc Wed May 13 13:37:02 +0000 2015
  • True courage http://t.co/zMWbwDQfGp Wed May 13 13:16:05 +0000 2015
  • More Consensus on Coffee’s Benefits Than You Might Think http://t.co/IxVprHro0v Wed May 13 11:52:43 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/U6imEVZKRu Tue May 12 23:54:04 +0000 2015
  • Twitter tweets from 4-1-15 to 4-30-15 http://t.co/kvJ4fYK2dL Tue May 12 23:27:57 +0000 2015
  • Twitter tweets from 3-1-15 to 3-31-15 http://t.co/hIayf9q1NR Tue May 12 23:22:32 +0000 2015
  • I don’t know how to feel about this http://t.co/96hiHyVfei Tue May 12 23:10:27 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Tm0Wp0HF24 Tue May 12 22:44:20 +0000 2015
  • I dislike ventriloquist acts. But this is just weird. https://t.co/ipv9gWIxDP Tue May 12 20:22:34 +0000 2015
  • Interesting. Constitutional guarantee of free expression does not apply to university employees. http://t.co/rLm21nYdSx Tue May 12 19:04:42 +0000 2015
  • Epidemiologist position at St Mike’s Hospital in Toronto http://t.co/CRi6Frnuhi Tue May 12 18:00:57 +0000 2015
  • These are the end times https://t.co/S8ghkBtPIn Tue May 12 17:58:45 +0000 2015
  • Public health RA position in Germany (don’t need to speak German): https://t.co/dUBdjW6IRW Tue May 12 14:58:23 +0000 2015
  • How Broken Hyperlinks Are Screwing Up Science http://t.co/cKmQXMVb7T Tue May 12 14:42:57 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/mBE5c14YZk Tue May 12 13:43:43 +0000 2015
  • Cool historical photographs http://t.co/a2St2rSfBB Tue May 12 13:35:30 +0000 2015
  • Extra animated GIF of the day https://t.co/OV9zR5XY8I Tue May 12 13:33:48 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/CvxQ1M0qJa Tue May 12 13:31:43 +0000 2015
  • Navy Seals http://t.co/n81f1stCf3 Tue May 12 13:21:09 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/izllKtOHQQ Tue May 12 13:20:23 +0000 2015
  • Great movie http://t.co/lB7BZSiacd Tue May 12 03:15:47 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/wzv33Z7ThP Mon May 11 20:01:17 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/D1VWfpk2dD Mon May 11 20:00:31 +0000 2015
  • Dwayne Johnson as the Incredible Hulk. This actually works. http://t.co/IyBMOIZIU3 Mon May 11 19:56:57 +0000 2015
  • “When a government starts trying to cancel dissent…is frankly when it’s rapidly losing its moral authority to govern.” – @pmharper #irony Mon May 11 19:51:47 +0000 2015
  • Artist Nate Hill ‘wears’ white women in controversial ‘Trophy Scarves’ project http://t.co/zVnO9kntnI Mon May 11 19:35:56 +0000 2015
  • If you didn’t have enough bad news about the @pmharper government today… http://t.co/qlY2KUDsq0…/canada-votes-no-as-un-native-rights-dec… Mon May 11 18:45:39 +0000 2015
  • “Moms are like feet. The more you talk about them in public, the more people assume you want to have sex with them.” -Jon Oliver Mon May 11 18:16:25 +0000 2015
  • @Nader_N_Chokr @Slate We live in a kakistocracy… rule by those least qualified to do so Mon May 11 17:08:46 +0000 2015
  • RT @jntrky: Being passed by a group of about 100 white guys on motorcycles & a black guy walks by me & said “and people are scared of black… Mon May 11 16:45:43 +0000 2015
  • @LiberalLeopard @Slate And Florida bans the words “climate change.” We are now in the era of legislated ignorance Mon May 11 16:41:57 +0000 2015
  • 24 hours with @pmharper shows how corrupt and unethical his gov’t is: http://t.co/W0a7BQ8T5S Mon May 11 16:40:43 +0000 2015
  • Welcome to the true fall of Western Civilization http://t.co/WIvfLUxnik Mon May 11 16:06:58 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/FuxgA2ZrEE Mon May 11 16:05:06 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/6Voii2l0RW #fb Mon May 11 15:46:07 +0000 2015
  • Old, but still pithy http://t.co/acZo2wS0QM Mon May 11 14:44:48 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/AMPNe211Do Mon May 11 14:22:10 +0000 2015
  • There’s a new R2D2? I might actually watch this new Star Wars movie now. https://t.co/llShMtESfN Mon May 11 12:46:15 +0000 2015
  • Ottawa threatening hate charges against those who boycott Israel http://t.co/ZcRnwzaXU8 Mon May 11 12:05:08 +0000 2015
  • Found a still of me from the old TV show “Catwalk” http://t.co/NND5YNLUci Sun May 10 21:51:40 +0000 2015
  • So who’s calling me at 10am on Mother’s Day… from Sierra Leone? #fb Sun May 10 14:26:59 +0000 2015
  • Let me translate for Laurie Hawn: “If you’re not a fascist like me, then the terrorists have won.” http://t.co/pmCBBx32az Sat May 09 21:36:11 +0000 2015
  • What I learned today… http://t.co/vhyvl7B1WK Sat May 09 21:11:10 +0000 2015
  • Fixed it. http://t.co/HtgPWdv59x Sat May 09 21:10:30 +0000 2015
  • But we men only acknowledge 6 of them http://t.co/F0LvjZMaUX Sat May 09 21:08:00 +0000 2015
  • Eating a banana is like kissing your brother? http://t.co/z74n78ZTzl Sat May 09 21:07:20 +0000 2015
  • I think @JustinTrudeau should be ashamed. I doubt his father, whom I adored, would have done this http://t.co/koZn23sob9 Sat May 09 21:05:11 +0000 2015
  • I was very impressed with @alexwagner on Maher’s show. Passionate, eloquent, and correct. Sat May 09 20:52:10 +0000 2015
  • How to cut a watermelon with rubber bands https://t.co/tMITr80PuH Sat May 09 18:49:52 +0000 2015
  • Vote for Don Matthews to create world’s biggest ‘fro… it’s for charity! http://t.co/4rfysQkLVd Sat May 09 15:58:37 +0000 2015
  • “If a financial institution is too big to fail, it is too big to exist.” -Bernie Sanders Sat May 09 15:52:33 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day #want #fb http://t.co/RRYsJrvFia Sat May 09 12:45:36 +0000 2015
  • “I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion…” http://t.co/d4sUCweOn7 Fri May 08 23:36:29 +0000 2015
  • Epidemiologist position in London, Ontario http://t.co/khRm79MbLq #fb Fri May 08 19:17:18 +0000 2015
  • I love the feeling of fungicide between my toes. It feels like… victory. #fb Fri May 08 14:19:33 +0000 2015
  • @FitbitSupport Hi I received my Fitbit Charge HR from Amazon a few days ago. It’s much too small. Can I exchange it for a larger model? Fri May 08 12:42:25 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/PbC1u2JSSo Fri May 08 12:30:57 +0000 2015
  • “Barry Allen is so fast he ran himself backwards in time into the friendzone.” #fb Fri May 08 12:29:32 +0000 2015
  • Mrs F.N.G. Starr http://t.co/BwkmSCx6Dn Fri May 08 01:34:33 +0000 2015
  • Drinks on the patio with the other professors http://t.co/P6bWFA1Qjq Fri May 08 00:58:18 +0000 2015
  • U of Toronto’s Faculty of Medicine (another of my almas mater) interviewed me regarding science & science fiction http://t.co/8NQos84jNH Thu May 07 20:31:34 +0000 2015
  • ‘Mr. Harper is a bigot’ http://t.co/f2JVavKZNg Thu May 07 20:14:49 +0000 2015
  • How did you spend this afternoon, Ray? Well, after a free lunch at the University, I grilled burgers on my roof. ‘Tis a day of consumption. Thu May 07 18:24:25 +0000 2015
  • This is sort of brilliant http://t.co/DuBAnCInxd Thu May 07 17:42:56 +0000 2015
  • if you ever feel stupid… http://t.co/O2KTUPFPQb Thu May 07 17:41:58 +0000 2015
  • Just overheard in Confederation park: “I’m not even thinking about the summer. I’m focused on Hallowe’en.” Thu May 07 17:28:41 +0000 2015
  • Apparently today’s event celebrates 35 yrs of our co-op program, which means the 1st co-op students are now almost employable #ijoke #fb Thu May 07 16:24:16 +0000 2015
  • If I were poor (and I might be again one day), I’d keep my eye out for University alumni week events. Lots of free lunches! #fb Thu May 07 16:19:36 +0000 2015
  • So there’s now a “trigger warning” on a 2000 classic text? This infantalizing of adults shit must stop. http://t.co/6GL5AfruzD Thu May 07 12:08:12 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/umpXAXIQgX #fb Thu May 07 12:00:58 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/ZrlqtDJaOc Thu May 07 11:59:01 +0000 2015
  • ‘If you want to make a human being into a monster, deny them, at the cultural level, any reflection of themselves.’ Thu May 07 04:16:37 +0000 2015
  • Manning the HSS booth at @uOttawa alumni event with @GhayathJanoudi and @ErinYiranLiu http://t.co/CDoNERyr6Q Thu May 07 00:20:49 +0000 2015
  • If anyone is on UofO campus and wants to come by to visit our “interactive” Health Sciences displays, we’re at DMS4101 from now until 7:30 Wed May 06 20:50:27 +0000 2015
  • I just bought allergy drugs from the dollar store. That’s rational, right? #fb Wed May 06 20:19:08 +0000 2015
  • In honour of the feted brat born in Windsor Palace, I’m having tea and crumpets. The latter were on sale for a dollar. #fb Wed May 06 20:18:45 +0000 2015
  • Just learned of the passing (5 yrs ago) of Dr Boris Stoicheff, Chair of Physics at U of T when I was a student there. He was a cool guy #fb Wed May 06 19:36:59 +0000 2015
  • ghetto-style steamed hot dogs sous-vide http://t.co/p4U0RVkgaP Wed May 06 17:39:43 +0000 2015
  • #MayPac http://t.co/Y9S7hn4Je6 Wed May 06 16:49:41 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/ODGOzO6kcp Wed May 06 15:36:46 +0000 2015
  • “Outbreak at Watersedge” – an online outbreak investigation game! http://t.co/U0f0uRgvUt Wed May 06 14:07:23 +0000 2015
  • So I’m profiled in the current issue of the Western Alumni Gazette http://t.co/rlweWaD5kp Wed May 06 11:47:00 +0000 2015
  • @RedParrots sigh Tue May 05 22:09:08 +0000 2015
  • How to order at McDonald’s https://t.co/4D8zrprEnc Tue May 05 21:59:30 +0000 2015
  • Selina Tobaccowala is in line to assume leadership of SurveyMonkey. Yep, Tobaccowala. Guess she comes from a long line of nicotine vendors. Tue May 05 20:39:08 +0000 2015
  • Fun fact: “Ottawa” is an old Iroquois word meaning, “timid driver.” #fb Tue May 05 17:14:53 +0000 2015
  • I prefer this to the original https://t.co/8A9oSUUeI5 Tue May 05 15:04:11 +0000 2015
  • On this Indian Arrival Day, I recall fondly giving a televised speech in Trinidad for Indian Arrival Day in 2006 http://t.co/1h8xQ9khY3 Tue May 05 12:44:08 +0000 2015
  • Happy Cinquo de Mayo… but also Indian Arrival Day for us Indo-Caribbean peeps http://t.co/Xv0Gvn9JKf Tue May 05 12:27:09 +0000 2015
  • I made it onto the Wall of Fame at Three Miles Secondary School in Bartica, Guyana. (Top left). http://t.co/RgJCEojq9R Tue May 05 12:02:30 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/ZkkULE3TQr #fb Tue May 05 11:21:43 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/A8JLHJNmeT Tue May 05 11:12:03 +0000 2015
  • The Uncanny Return of the Race Concept http://t.co/zbBldO42g4 Tue May 05 10:30:24 +0000 2015
  • RT @Audrey_Giles: You know you take your dogs to the vet a lot when the vet’s staff are the only ones to notice your new haircut. Thanks, … Tue May 05 10:27:22 +0000 2015
  • Dear Alberta voters: when Ontario voted in an NDP gov’t, businesses threatened to leave. No one left. And no one is going to leave Alberta. Tue May 05 09:50:17 +0000 2015
  • Recent Facebook Profile Pics http://t.co/roPQsbuEs6 Tue May 05 07:16:23 +0000 2015
  • When a kitten meets ducklings… https://t.co/gYUCePnYd6 Tue May 05 00:56:09 +0000 2015
  • Fun fact: Four popes have died during sex. #fb Mon May 04 23:36:00 +0000 2015
  • Australian Medical Journal In Tatters Following Editor’s Dismissal http://t.co/9TtA7mNNAs Mon May 04 22:43:18 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/zYup9E7zJ0 Mon May 04 20:44:51 +0000 2015
  • This guy is aging well. I guess cocaine is an anti-aging drug. http://t.co/PCQDyPNq50 Mon May 04 20:32:11 +0000 2015
  • More evidence that professional spectator sports bring out the stupid in people http://t.co/HR48oi1eLt Mon May 04 20:16:17 +0000 2015
  • What Toronto’s High Park used to look like http://t.co/PiEoNkrdsb Mon May 04 19:52:23 +0000 2015
  • What happens when you saw a rubber band ball in half? https://t.co/m3mbBlu24f Mon May 04 14:46:33 +0000 2015
  • “Sam Harris’ moral compass reminds me… of the one from Pirates of the Caribbean, pointing… to whatever his heart desires.” -themadtapper Mon May 04 14:32:20 +0000 2015
  • I love the Suicide Squad, in almost all its incarnations. But this looks like straight to DVD quality. http://t.co/q9TUiUAYnV Mon May 04 14:02:40 +0000 2015
  • Who wants to buy my Classic restored Bianchi Piaggio bicycle? http://t.co/kUDjE9VTrm Mon May 04 13:59:48 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/WPh4PDta9A Mon May 04 13:56:50 +0000 2015
  • Yes yes, it’s Star Wars Day. Let’s not forget that a month ago it was Star Trek Day http://t.co/kxbYF7eq9x #fb Mon May 04 13:38:35 +0000 2015
  • Back on via rail business class. The train is too shaky for me to work, so…. I’m drinking! #fb Sun May 03 19:50:15 +0000 2015
  • Got to train station and forgot my phone charger. What do I find abandoned in the lounge? A phone charger. Who am I? I’m Even Steven! #fb Sun May 03 19:36:49 +0000 2015
  • Dear Autocorrect, please stop changing my correct grammar to your incorrect grammar. You’re not helping. #fb Sun May 03 19:11:40 +0000 2015
  • Newsflash: assholes are also racists who can’t tell Asians apart https://t.co/VDifUTxazU Sun May 03 09:02:39 +0000 2015
  • “I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: ‘O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.’ And God granted it.” -Voltaire? #fb Sun May 03 08:49:11 +0000 2015
  • “the majority of [US] service members who are sexually assaulted each year are men.” http://t.co/HiK4scsmMG Sun May 03 08:36:14 +0000 2015
  • RT @SteveStreza: Wonder how many people paid $100 for the 30 minute fight that won’t buy an app for $0.99. Sun May 03 07:44:15 +0000 2015
  • Whoa. CEO of SurveyMonkey dead at 47. http://t.co/6d9vXQrLAy #fb Sun May 03 00:53:05 +0000 2015
  • Weird Stuff You Can Buy on Amazon http://t.co/53lwm3z2rU Sun May 03 00:42:57 +0000 2015
  • Every question ever asked in the Q&A portion of a public talk http://t.co/cQMdCLh6iY Sat May 02 23:31:10 +0000 2015
  • @FitbitSupport I think it’s gone for good Sat May 02 22:53:09 +0000 2015
  • God has had enough and is finally trying to remove Texas from the map http://t.co/D8rdR5vXVN Sat May 02 20:40:50 +0000 2015
  • New ACLU Cellphone App Automatically Preserves Video of Police Encounters. Only seems to work in Califnoria, though. http://t.co/EZ6jRuViCh Sat May 02 18:54:31 +0000 2015
  • I recommend “Startide Rising” for anyone interested in some fun space opera http://t.co/fxbodQ70wk Sat May 02 18:14:19 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/sqEPpavHzw Sat May 02 18:04:53 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/Ku41PMnTxV Sat May 02 18:03:13 +0000 2015
  • So, private US jails have “guaranteed occupancy” rates, necessitating a high conviction rate. Sigh. http://t.co/AYhHe064M3 Sat May 02 15:58:18 +0000 2015
  • What The F….. http://t.co/ALOsDTZRoG Sat May 02 15:56:13 +0000 2015
  • In 1909 you could have been a Doctor of Mechano-therapy! Sort of like old-school Dr Oz woo. http://t.co/L53NCnmayC Sat May 02 05:22:23 +0000 2015
  • “Life hack” (ugh) from 1931. What could go wrong? http://t.co/6chCrZCWCs Sat May 02 05:15:53 +0000 2015
  • Well, how-old dot net correctly guessed my sex (as far as you know), but underestimated by age by 23 years. I win. http://t.co/v0xPq1DZMi Sat May 02 05:10:30 +0000 2015
  • China getting into the pot market. http://t.co/FtwkemA9Lf Sat May 02 04:07:26 +0000 2015
  • What? This is in Toronto? http://t.co/XzNvDykrUL Sat May 02 03:51:46 +0000 2015
  • @KyleRyc nope Sat May 02 02:57:45 +0000 2015
  • I suffer from sleep paralysis. Scary shit. Read the comment from “Veraxus” at the bottom. Who needs a horror film? http://t.co/7SLc9He5rx Sat May 02 02:54:28 +0000 2015
  • RT @TDSB_MHWB: @YMCI for Kindness Week’s culminating event “YMCI Talks”. Very well organized by the BOH Class, &incredibly inspiring http:/… Sat May 02 02:30:29 +0000 2015
  • RT @GerriGershon: New student President of Brock @KyleRose51 does what excites him and advises others to do so.@ymfm_ymci http://t.co/JD6dO… Sat May 02 02:30:21 +0000 2015
  • Met @AkaashMaharaj today. Fascinating guy. Here’s his UN address https://t.co/hVwJo6Uc8W Fri May 01 21:33:48 +0000 2015
  • My talk today at YMCI http://t.co/xdKZBBrmy9 Fri May 01 21:30:24 +0000 2015
  • Animated GIf of the day http://t.co/vYzLn5STMf #fb Fri May 01 21:28:06 +0000 2015
  • You know, “crotch” is a funny word. It sounds like it should be dirty. #fb Fri May 01 11:38:21 +0000 2015
  • I just discovered the online alarm clock! http://t.co/4u718wajnE Fri May 01 03:32:58 +0000 2015
  • http://t.co/33n2nS0kfY Fri May 01 03:22:44 +0000 2015
  • Shit! I lost my FitBit ! #fb Fri May 01 03:21:50 +0000 2015
  • I’ll be rooting for Pacquiao because (a) Mayweather is an ass, and (b) in memory of the pooch http://t.co/vRZWIRwHOE Fri May 01 00:28:37 +0000 2015
  • Wow. http://t.co/UsZRz5GsaI Fri May 01 00:02:42 +0000 2015